FU to 300 pound bitches with sores.

[Glenn Dandy]

My local WAWA is as all wa was the greatest place on earth... ACCEPT! this one giant asses freak of fucking nature that works the night shift.. I know to not let her skanky ass near anything i eat... but last night a gf brought me a tuna hoagie I juist knew imediately this 300 pound nothing had made.

tuna hoagie right.... WHO THE FUCK GOBS A HALF INCH THICK OF MAYONAISE ON A TUNA HOAGIE!

its already mixed with mAYO YOU SORE TOATING FUCKING DISEASE. i hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:icon_evil just die!

[Mybigcans]

first of all seeing how disheveled and unkempt that train wreck is to begin with, WHY would someone buy any kinda sandwich from it is beyond me.. not good...

[DoughBoy]

She is working at WaWa on the graveyard shift... do you expect her to have a phd in physics?

[Glenn Dandy]

Agreed but the girl buying it was inebriated and not as harsh as i am on folks.


My question is.... Who the fuck hires these disgusting twats for food services... If it was my store i would be like Ummm were trying to sell food here not make people vommit from the site of you.

[flyerfan116]

which wawa glenn so i know to stay away

[JoeyDVDZ]

Glenn, what food services companies hires fat nasty looking broads? Have you forgotten your school years? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HOT CAFETERIA LADY?

Lunch lady is the only type of job these messes can get!

[Ether]

Agreed but the girl buying it was inebriated and not as harsh as i am on folks.


My question is.... Who the fuck hires these disgusting twats for food services... If it was my store i would be like Ummm were trying to sell food here not make people vommit from the site of you.

I love my local wawa! That place is the shit. Athough, I never got a sandwhich from there. I am more of a quiznos person. Anyways, there is this one broad that works there. I'd say she is maybe 40 with seriously boy short dark hair. I'd say she is 270# plus. There was this one time that I saw her pick a peice of salt of one of the hot pretzles and eat it. I was like WTF? Seriously she reached into the little bag thing they come in and grabbed a peice of salt.

Some people. And you're right, granted it is illegal to discriminate...but come on... you can't hire someone who looks like the live in a roach infested motel to work with food. Think of the customers... no one wants to get food off of them. Ohh speaking of disgusting servers... I was at bob evans a few years back, went to the bathroom and as I was coming out of the stall, so was a cook. SHE DIDN'T EVEN STOP TO WASH HER HANDS. No rinse and fake wash, no nothing. So disgusting!

[Ether]

Glenn, what food services companies hires fat nasty looking broads? Have you forgotten your school years? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HOT CAFETERIA LADY?

Lunch lady is the only type of job these messes can get!

Thinking back... my lunch ladies were not hot. But they weren't porkers either. Just kinda old.


But boy did those hair nets turn me on ;) jk

[JoeyDVDZ]

During my school years, it seemed one was almost cute, the rest were either old, fat, or both, and most of them had moles with hair poking out of them.

[Ether]

During my school years, it seemed one was almost cute, the rest were either old, fat, or both, and most of them had moles with hair poking out of them.


Now see I don't recall every having any of those sterotypical lunch ladies. I am sure than none of them had moles. Wait wait... I do remember the broad that you paid. She was a little heavy. Maybe 200# but she had one of those necks... ya know the kind that have no definition between the chin and the neck. It is just like this flabby flwoing skin. There is a name for that... damn, for the life of me I can't think of it right now.

[NonPlrlzngMrdr]

My question is what the fuck is a hoagie?

[Frankie_Ballz]

a hoagie is a sandwich, a grinder, a hero...

what the fuck is a wawa?

[Glenn Dandy]

My worst experience was at a taco bell.

Me n my sons mom were high i think so i went tro TB for a bag of mexican munchies.. I ordered all kinna shit... Well Im in the drive through,,, watching this 400lb knitter woman make these tacos n shit, her hair was like shiney, her hands all exema ridden, ass four feet across.... I just pictured the fact there is no way she could properly wipe her ass, or bathe in any proper way...

i paid the 18 dollars,,, and the whole ride home Im thinkin jesus christ is her fecal mattere in my food? i walked in the house, Becky tore into the bagf... i yelled STOP! i HAVE TO TELL YA SOMETHIN,,, SHE GOES OHHH, NO....NO DONT,,, I WAS LIKE YES, HUGE GOLFER MADE IT VERY DIRTY LOOIKING... SHES LIKE O FUCK, HERE IN THE DUMPSTER IT WENT. ooops sorry caps but not retyping it.


i was so mad i called the taco bell people and complained atleast this beast should be made to wear gloves.

[Smokezilla]

We have a behemoth that works at our local Subway here in Pikeville, KY that my buddy and I refer to as "Lefty" 'cause when the bitch makes your sandwich, she only uses her left arm. It seems that her gunt is so big (How big was it???) that she can't get BOTH arms in front of her when she's making a sandwich. REPULSIVE!!! :tounge: :fns: I could definitely lose a few pounds, but the morning I wake-up and can't put both hands in-front of me when I'm working I DON'T EAT!!!

Oh, yeah. . . what does being a fat fuck have to do with taking a bath/getting someone to hose you down? Being a fatass is one thing but being a greasy waste of flesh is totally another. HERE'S A BUCK. . . GO TO THE LOCAL WALMART AND ASK THEM FOR SHAMPOO. . . THEY'LL POINT YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!!!:loll2:

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

What are "300 pond bitches"???

[JoeyDVDZ]

They would be mermaids with severe eating disorders.

[Ether]

WaWa is a gas station/convienience store. I believe that they are mostly in PA, MD an NJ

[Frankie_Ballz]

i see, around here it would be a QT

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Mermaids? No, try more like land walking whales, we have found the missing link.

[hulkster29]

It seems that her gunt is so big

may i never know what a gunt is...:icon_mrgr

[JoeyDVDZ]

Mermaids? No, try more like land walking whales, we have found the missing link.

Land bound whales, huh? I think 300 ponders are those creatures from Surface. Big, amphibian nasty looking behemoths.

[Ether]

i see, around here it would be a QT
Nah... I'm a Q-tee ;)


Okay....yeah, that was lame. lol

[JoeyDVDZ]

Wawa rocks. If you have one of those near your place, with a gas station, you almost literally never have to go to another store, as long as you don't need clothing....

[Big Dick Mcgee]

Glenn, what food services companies hires fat nasty looking broads? Have you forgotten your school years? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HOT CAFETERIA LADY?

Lunch lady is the only type of job these messes can get!My mother in law was a lunch lady and she's a god damn train wreck.

[KneeKnee]

Settle down, GD!!! With your luck you will probably end up dating this lady in a few months.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

My mother in law was a lunch lady and she's a god damn train wreck.

You do realize the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, right?

[Big Dick Mcgee]

Thank god my wife has a sister and the apple fell on her and not my wife.

[Mybigcans]

Thank god my wife has a sister and the apple fell on her and not my wife.
You better light a candle in church for that blessing....

[roche]

tuna hoagie right.... WHO THE FUCK GOBS A HALF INCH THICK OF MAYONAISE ON A TUNA HOAGIE!

its already mixed with mAYO YOU SORE TOATING FUCKING DISEASE. i hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:icon_evil just die!

E-Rock would gob the mayo on like that. :)

I get the most bizzare looks from the Subway thugs when I tell them no extra mayo on my Tuna subs. I guess a lot of people out there eat them that way. Not me though.

[YUCK FOU]

Thank god my wife has a sister and the apple fell on her and not my wife.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: funny shit!

so your wife's sister got yoked with the ugly stick?

[fmeinthea]

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[Etherfiend]

sorry to interupt, but what the fuck is a WAWA?

grocery store? convient store? i dont know...

[Smokezilla]

may i never know what a gunt is...:icon_mrgr

A gunt is defined as the area where the gut and the cunt meet. . . the b-b-boys refer to it as a bunt most of the time. . . gunt is a more accurate-sounding term, don't you think???

[UP TOP]

Although we don't have any WAWA's around here, I had an experience with someone repulsive making my food that caused me to throw it away. It was at a Papa Gino's (if you don't have those around you, picture Papa John's with Adam Vinatieri as their spokesman), one that my friend and his older brother had summer jobs at in high school.

We went there one time to pick up my friend's check and decided to get something to eat too, everyone else with us got pizza and I got a sub, and when I ordered it my friend and his brother both looked at each other and smirked a little. The pizza came up before my sub did, so I was the last one getting to the table, and when I sat down everyone at the table was trying to holding back their laugh. After asking what the fuck is so funny for a few minutes my friend finally says "ok, come with me", he goes up to the counter and told his manager that he wanted to talk to Daniel real quick. A 350 pound (at least) borderline retard comes out from behind the grill area, and my friend says "meet the man who made your sub". Everything about him was putrid, his dirty hands/fingernails, his greasy long hair, and his runny nose that he actually wiped with the BACK OF HIS FOREARM as he walked away. YECH!

I was so disgusted by even the thought of eating something that this gluttonous water head made that I didn't eat until the following night. Oh and for anyone in Mass, it's the Papa Gino's in Kingston right near exit 10 on Route 3. I don't know if he still works there, but I wouldn't chance getting a sub from that place.

[Glenn Dandy]

Ill tell ya what,,, You fucking people are funny as shit! I laughed my balls off from Gunt to Ill be dating the pond creature.

And for those of you who dont have wa wa sorry, but its basicly a 7-11 wiith premium hot food, everything from south philly pretzels to gasoline, to antifreeze and condoms. If you need it at wa wa.
http://www.isus.org/images/wawagas1.jpg
http://www.isus.org/images/wawa_foodmarket2.jpg
http://www.isus.org/images/wawahoagie2.jpg
\ITS BASICLY HEAVEN FOR DRUNK OR HIGH PEOPLE.

[hulkster29]

A gunt is defined as the area where the gut and the cunt meet. . . the b-b-boys refer to it as a bunt most of the time. . . gunt is a more accurate-sounding term, don't you think???


indeed..

[Phillysue35]

Sigh.............how I miss WAWA :icon_cry:

[fmeinthea]

a hoagie is a sandwich, a grinder, a hero...

what the fuck is a wawa?



AKA "SUB"

[fmeinthea]

sorry to interupt, but what the fuck is a WAWA?

grocery store? convient store? i dont know...



It is a 7-11 like store, only it is clean, they stock the same stuff, gas is cheap and best of all, TOWEL HEADS DON'T OWN IT!

ya know, the dune coons, dot heads.