FU to Ding-Dong-Ditchers

[ShooterMcGavin]

Remember this thread?

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=36981 (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=36981&highlight=street)

Ya, I just had another problem with these little fuckers.

So I go downstairs to grab a drink and I see this little 12 year old fat bitch in my yard. I ignore her, and go back upstairs. Then the doorbell rings. I come back downstairs, look out the window, and see two kids across the street hiding behind a tree. I open the door, point to them, give them the finger, and go back inside.

About a minute later the doorbell rings again. Once again, I go downstairs, look out the window, and they are hiding behind a car that's parked in the street. And once again, I go outside, give them the finger, and come back in.

Even after I acknowledged their shenanigans multiple times, they continued to ring the doorbell and run off about 10 more times during the hour.

FU, you stupid hick children. I hope you all get molested.

[HummerTuesdays]

Duh, the rang the bell so they could laugh at you giving them the finger. Next time, wave a gun. Can you get away with firing a warning shot? :)

[mikeybot]

Crazy glue on the doorbell.

[UP TOP]

Ah yes, knitter knocking.....those were the days.

[KneeKnee]

Answer the door naked.

[rahrah]

hide in your own bushes and scare the piss out of them next time

[KneeKnee]

hide in your own bushes and scare the piss out of them next time


But do it naked.

[JonBenetRamsey]

But do it naked.
with a krsty the clown mask.

[beenhere47yeers]

although not funny to u and annoying, those little cunts will be laaffing and laaffing all week about that. next time wait right by the door and as soon as they ring it, rip the door open and yell.

[askewcore]

I hope you all get molested.


If you want something done right, sometimes you gotta do it yourself.

[Lil'GlubGlub]

tape a rusty thumbtack to the button.

maybe a case of lockjaw will learn em

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Or just slip out the back and flank them with a hockey mask on and a chainsaw screaming away. If they don't shit themselves, I'd be surprised.

[Taso]

But do it naked.
hmmm, something gives me the idea it wasnt twelve year old kids giving you the ring and run, but a fellow wackbagger.

[YUCK FOU]

we used to call that ni**er knocking when i was growing up...i have no idea why...

[Death Metal Moe]

Can you see the area they're hiding at from your upstairs window? If so, get an Airsoft sniper rifle. It only shoots plastic BBs, take aim and pelt the little fuckers with a healthy dose of justice.

Or **** them, your choice of course.

[Death Metal Moe]

we used to call that ni**er knocking when i was growing up...i have no idea why...

Because it was racist. Do you need more of a reason?

[ChimneyFish]

If you have a mail slot, a little mace can work wonders.:icon_cool

[Madness]

Quietly open an upstairs window, attach a hose to an upstair sink and then spray the little fuckers next time they come up to ring the doorbell.

[Glenn Dandy]

i only opened this thread to find out what a Ding Dong Ditcher was., punchin out.

we called it tap tap... fishing line with a led weight attached,,, you can knock from across the street more gooder.

[DeltaPin]

Remember this thread?

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=36981 (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=36981&highlight=street)

Ya, I just had another problem with these little fuckers.

So I go downstairs to grab a drink and I see this little 12 year old fat bitch in my yard. I ignore her, and go back upstairs. Then the doorbell rings. I come back downstairs, look out the window, and see two kids across the street hiding behind a tree. I open the door, point to them, give them the finger, and go back inside.

About a minute later the doorbell rings again. Once again, I go downstairs, look out the window, and they are hiding behind a car that's parked in the street. And once again, I go outside, give them the finger, and come back in.

Even after I acknowledged their shenanigans multiple times, they continued to ring the doorbell and run off about 10 more times during the hour.

FU, you stupid hick children. I hope you all get molested.

So how long have you been the old, croggity guy on the block? :icon_mrgr

As many have already suggested, do something to scare the living shit out of them the next time they try it. How do you allow them to do it 10 times to you with no real retailation.

Take a shit in a bag, go to one of their houses & ring the bell. When the father answers the door, shove the shit down his throat. While pummeling him, tell him that this is for his shitdick kid who keeps ringing your fucking bell. :)

[KneeKnee]

with a krsty the clown mask.


Pervert...:action-sm

[B54]

One time, there were kids stupid enough to try this on my house. I work a late shift, and do not wake up until 5 or 6 PM. I work a stressful job and that night someone happened to die on the table and I got upset that I could not save him. The next day, at about 2 PM, I hear the door ring. I go to answer and there was no one there. I figure wrong address, I live in a confusing area with winding roads. I am halfway back to my bedroom and the doorbell rings again. I figure its kids so I look out the window and see two of them scurring across my front lawn into some bushes. I have seen these kids before and knew their parents. Also, I noticed they were both stupid enough to leave their bikes on the sidewalk in front of my house. So, I proceed to do what any other normal Beylorussian would do in this case, I go into my garage and get the shotgun out of the trunk and load it. The kids were no where in sight and I open the garage door. I walk out slightly, with shotgun in hand, and who do I see at my door about to ring the bell? Now, I had no intention of the police being called on me by anyone, but at this point I didn't really care. I pumped the shotgun and shot one of the bikes. It goes flying onto the street, maybe 5 feet and when it hits the ground, it breaks. The two kids turn around, startled, and don't move. I say, can I help you gentlemen with something? Both don't move and say nothing. I go back into the house, lock the garage, put my gun away, and go to sleep. Needless to say, I haven't had a problem with it since.

[TreeFortRichard]

One time, there were kids stupid enough to try this on my house. I work a late shift, and do not wake up until 5 or 6 PM. I work a stressful job and that night someone happened to die on the table and I got upset that I could not save him...their bikes on the sidewalk in front of my house. ...shotgun and shot one of the bikes. It goes flying onto the street, maybe 5 feet and when it hits the ground, it breaks.
Ok...so you were a doctor in Belarus, but now you are a bicycle repairman...I see...:action-sm

[THE FEZ MAN]

take your door bell button appart run the contact wires to the out side of the button, so the next time they push it they will get zapped, if your real handy you can rig it with a capasiter out of a throw away camera, it will provide loads of fun

[Glenn Dandy]

Dude! were you in Russia when you did this bike shooting? jesus dude you coulda did some seriouse time..... ya just cant shoot shotguns at kids bikes....jesus dude.
The courts woulda hung you if those kids cried to mommy n daddy.

I think a shotgun may be overkill .....

[B54]

Dude! were you in Russia when you did this bike shooting? jesus dude you coulda did some seriouse time..... ya just cant shoot shotguns at kids bikes....jesus dude.
The courts woulda hung you if those kids cried to mommy n daddy.

I think a shotgun may be overkill .....

Under what charges? I have a permit for the shotgun. I own a huge lot and I have a "No Trespassing" clearly sign displayed. They were on my property, I had every right to do it.

[Glenn Dandy]

Didnt realize you were in GA..... Things are lil different down there compared to up here.

In NJ if your shooting a shotgun it better be hunting season or your at a target place. Or someones in your home.

[Ren5150]

Goddamn those kids. Next time, answer the door, do your usual routine. Then race out to the side of the house and hide. When they get up to the door, fling your shit on them. Chase them down the block throwing handfuls of shit at them.

Or wait until they show up and drop a few M 80's near them as they approach. Nothing like explosives to fill underwear with solid matter.

You could also get a woman friend to come by and run out naked, bloody and screaming when they ring the bell.

[ShooterMcGavin]

You could also get a woman friend to come by and run out naked, bloody and screaming when they ring the bell.

Now that would be great to videotape.