Monstercloud
01-24-2006, 12:01 AM
This is actually a list of things, so it will probably sound like i'm Picky Peter. But i'm in Maine, so i have my reasons
FU Cell Phone: I get no reception on this thing. I'm like 2.X miles away from 2 towers and i still get one Bar. I get better reception on the wearable antenna for my Airware.
FU Cats: If you have listened to the story of Anthony moving with the cats, it's like that minus 2. The Tomcat did not stop yowling the entire ride up for 1 1/2 hours + stops. Not only that but it shit and threw up in the carrier. It stunk so bad i had to breathe through my hat. Until we stopped and got one of those air fresheners that clipped onto the vent... of course, my mom openned the package willy nilly and dropped the clip that attached to the vent, so i'm holding my hat with one hand and the air freshener to the vent with the other... it actually did improve it a little.
FU Kitchen: Power Control on Microwave, doesn't work, Pans wobble becuase they are uneven and the oven top is flat which makes cooking chicken a pain in the ass.
FU Internet: Or lack there of, when i moved in friday, there was going to be no internet at all until wensday. I suppose i should be thankful it showed up Monday, but the fact it would of taken that long, or that it wasn't even installed in the first place annoys me.
FU to me: This kind of goes along with the internet thing, and i feel like a bit of an asshole. When the modem came, i was all excited, but i couldn't activated it, the landlord had to, but she wasn't available. So while i was on the phone with my mom going out of my mind from the first couple of days on my own, something spurred inside to just shoot off random "Raaaaaammmmooooonnnn" lines to my mom (she listens to the show). Turns out the landlord was at the hospital visiting her sick mother... Oof what a dick i am.
FU Cell Phone: I get no reception on this thing. I'm like 2.X miles away from 2 towers and i still get one Bar. I get better reception on the wearable antenna for my Airware.
FU Cats: If you have listened to the story of Anthony moving with the cats, it's like that minus 2. The Tomcat did not stop yowling the entire ride up for 1 1/2 hours + stops. Not only that but it shit and threw up in the carrier. It stunk so bad i had to breathe through my hat. Until we stopped and got one of those air fresheners that clipped onto the vent... of course, my mom openned the package willy nilly and dropped the clip that attached to the vent, so i'm holding my hat with one hand and the air freshener to the vent with the other... it actually did improve it a little.
FU Kitchen: Power Control on Microwave, doesn't work, Pans wobble becuase they are uneven and the oven top is flat which makes cooking chicken a pain in the ass.
FU Internet: Or lack there of, when i moved in friday, there was going to be no internet at all until wensday. I suppose i should be thankful it showed up Monday, but the fact it would of taken that long, or that it wasn't even installed in the first place annoys me.
FU to me: This kind of goes along with the internet thing, and i feel like a bit of an asshole. When the modem came, i was all excited, but i couldn't activated it, the landlord had to, but she wasn't available. So while i was on the phone with my mom going out of my mind from the first couple of days on my own, something spurred inside to just shoot off random "Raaaaaammmmooooonnnn" lines to my mom (she listens to the show). Turns out the landlord was at the hospital visiting her sick mother... Oof what a dick i am.