The Coach

[Skeet Slambone]

I almost can't take it anymore. How does this guy get TV time? He is abysmal. The WWE doesn't know the difference between, "boo the heel heat" and "boo this mother fucker is boring me to tears heat".

[askewcore]

Sir, you ARE referring to the next winner of the Royal Rumble!!!




Coach stinks. May 1,000 dung beatles nest in his pants.

[Kyle]

I HATE him as an announcer...but he's ok as a sort of dickhead stooge like character who runs his mouth and then gets his ass kicked.

They should make him one of Vince's stooges like Patterson and Brisco were, or have him be a manager for some bottom of the card guy. Just get him out of the booth.

[Skeet Slambone]

He should be out of the booth immediately. I'd like to see Styles and The King get some alone time and see what happens.

[Death Metal Moe]

Sir, you ARE referring to the next winner of the Royal Rumble!!!


Coach stinks. May 1,000 dung beatles nest in his pants.

I like it, but lets try it like this:

http://www.medaloffreedom.com/JohnnyCarson.jpg

"Mmmmm, may 1,000 dung beatles nest in his pants."