Some Ron and Fez questions

[The Hole]

Ok this might be the wrong place to post this so if it is feel free to move it.

I am new to R & F as they were never syndicated to Boston, and i like the show it is on during my drive home so I listen to it daily, but I have a few questions. And if they are stupid I will freely take the bashing that I deserve.

1. When people call in and spout out a number and then they play the pachino clip, what is the number about?

2. Does Ron purposely run the bits into the ground or is this just a consequence of the way the show runs?

3. WTF is the thing with miss ... when callers call in?

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

1. Big Ass Card Member, from when they were on WNEW, everyone got a member #
2. I think he runs them into the ground on purpose b/c it's funny again after being run into the ground for too long
3. Miss whom?????

[The Hole]

Thanks for the help

[Ovaherenow]

R+F used to give out "Big Ass Cards" the way O&A give out WOW stickers.

The Big Ass Card had "WNEW 102.7" with R+F's time period on them..and each had it's own # on it....so when they got their cards they would "check it" with the "big ass card holder 1017" and lead into the pacino thing.

Also, the Big Ass Cards with the lower numbers showed other fans that you were a fan longer than the "newbies"...so it was a sign of being a "bigger" fan than the guy.

fucking rory never sent me mine back in 2000!

[mikeyboy]

3. WTF is the thing with miss ... when callers call in?

Fez suffered a heart attack last year, and Ron did a week of shows without Fez. During that week, callers would often start their calls with "miss Fez". When Fez returned, the bit continued with different variations (e.g. "miss Soundboard Fez", "miss Soundboard Big A Fez", "miss WNEW Earl")

[al885]

1. umm errr....

[badcellphoneguy]

big ass card member 10513 checking in...

[Boba Dousch]

Miss soundboard talkradiofans.com

[Uncle_Inky]

I lost my big ass card years ago, I was at some god aweful party and the card was being used to chop mounds of cocaine....... never seen it again LOL
Gotta admit... that IS old school!

I had a good number too, was under 1100.........
So BIG ASS MEMBER 108something checking in

[ChimneyFish]

#2 - I think some of the callers aren't getting it.(I could be very wrong about this) I think it's being run into the ground so the callers could call and yell at Fez and Elfish for the bit running to long.
(if that's what you were refering to)

[dicisinya]

I'm still trying to figure out whats funny about R&F. I don't get it. IS Fez a shitdick, or is it an act?

[LiddyRules]

If your big question/ponderance/query/thought on "Ron and Fez" is whether Fez is gay or not, maybe it isn't the show for you. Imagine someone gave you one answer, how would it change your listening? Then do the same with the other answer.

[XMScott]

IS Fez a shitdick, or is it an act?


Please get off Fezy's balls

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I'm still trying to figure out whats funny about R&F. I don't get it. IS Fez a shitdick, or is it an act?
does it really matter to you?

[askewcore]

I'm still trying to figure out whats funny about R&F. I don't get it. IS Fez a shitdick, or is it an act?


I think its pretty obvious Fez loves the poon, as he's stated many times. He must have had a falling out with his fiancee in Niagra Falls,Ontario,Canada but we cant post personal information...

[mendoman1]

Please get off Fezy's balls

"Don't forget the balls."


miss sbf

[weakside]

I think its pretty obvious Fez loves the poon, as he's stated many times. He must have had a falling out with his fiancee in Niagra Falls,Ontario,Canada but we cant post personal information...



Fucking hilarious.

I have totally came around on the show. I was not sure at first but now I am sorry I don't get to hear it every day.

[WooNakedChicks]

I love the RnF show.. It makes ya think...

It's intelligent, smart radio... Ron's the biggest cynical asshole, and I'm glad he has a show with the oh-so-efiminate fezzie...

[earlshog]

I'm still trying to figure out whats funny about R&F. I don't get it. IS Fez a shitdick, or is it an act?


I think you got confused... Fez is a Lutheran

[Ovaherenow]

http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/wpmi/martin%20luther%20king%20jr.jpg

In Martin Luther we trust!

[robertkeys]

I think its pretty obvious Fez loves the poon, as he's stated many times. He must have had a falling out with his fiancee in Niagra Falls,Ontario,Canada but we cant post personal information...
well his back smells like chlorine and there is 7 dicks in his ass always room for 8 plus anybody up for teabagging. so i think ronnie nailed this morning when he said 'bisexual like fezzie"

[Chimpo]

Fez isn't gay. He's just from Florida.

[earlshog]

Fez clarified today he was never a green beret

[Mr. Pants]

Fez isn't gay. He's just from Florida.
Easy.

[JOHNNY HAIRDO]

How could anyone think Fezzie is gay with such killer pickup lines to the ladies like, "Hey good lookin'."

[Quinn Martin]

I think its pretty obvious Fez loves the poon, as he's stated many times. He must have had a falling out with his fiancee in Niagra Falls,Ontario,Canada but we cant post personal information...

Indeed, how many times does Fez have to declare his poon-love before the rumors stop? I mean, c'mon-- the guy is plowing the broads nightly, tossing them away afterward in neatly-sorted scrapheaps. He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Case closed!

[Mother Shucker]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/rustytrombone1027/bigasscard.jpg

Whooaaaa!

[DocSavage]

Fezzie "Lovvvvvvvveees the Muff!"
They are my bawdys!
RETARD OUT!

[Cloominati]

But I SWEAR Ive heard Fez say that girls are ugly and stupit.

[earlshog]

But I SWEAR Ive heard Fez say that girls are ugly and stupit.

Could it have been Feztonio who said that?

I miss him... he was the best

[Turtle]

Mahabone!

I want to know what became of Flipper, Fast Eddie and Ron D from the Ron & Ron show

[Mr. Pants]

Ron Diaz has a sports radio talk show with former Buccaneer Ian Beckles in Tampa.

[RandomNY]

I'm still trying to figure out whats funny about R&F. I don't get it. IS Fez a shitdick, or is it an act?

Big Ass Card MEMBER 777(whoohaa old school) here.

He had a finance that lived in Niagra Falls, Ontario Canada, when they were on WNEW... (THAT OLD GAG.)

Plus it really doesn't matter what Fez is as long as he is in the studio everyday doing great radio.

[RandomNY]

http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/wpmi/martin%20luther%20king%20jr.jpg

In Martin Luther we trust!

I think Fez's people bow down to LUTHER VANDROSS every Sunday.

[mikeyboy]

Mahabone!

I want to know what became of Flipper, Fast Eddie and Ron D from the Ron & Ron show

Ron & Ron Roll Call: Where are they now? (http://www.ronandron.com/rollcall.html)

[LiddyRules]

Ron & Ron Roll Call: Where are they now? (http://www.ronandron.com/rollcall.html)
PAUL O
Status:
Paul O still shows up on the Ron & Fez show in New York City, where he recently was in the studio and got some new tattos. He still hosts "Your Life Is A Movie" on Time Warner Cable, and he is still working as a youth counselor. Oh good Lord, no.

[Turtle]

Ron & Ron Roll Call: Where are they now? (http://www.ronandron.com/rollcall.html)
Thanks buddy!

[ChimneyFish]

Oh good Lord, no.


Holy shit!!!!:icon_eek:
That can't be real!!!!

[Durrock]

Is Mahabone have any signifigance or did they just make it up as part of a gag?

[Turtle]

Is Mahabone have any signifigance or did they just make it up as part of a gag?
It comes from the Ron & Ron show. In the mid 1990's some guy called about the Freemasons or the Shriners and claimed that Ma Ha Bone was some sort of super secret code word. So from then on people would call up and say Mahabone.

[mikeyboy]

Holy shit!!!!:icon_eek:
That can't be real!!!!

Apparently it is, or at least was as of a few months ago.

It comes from the Ron & Ron show. In the mid 1990's some guy called about the Freemasons or the Shriners and claimed that Ma Ha Bone was some sort of super secret code word. So from then on people would call up and say Mahabone.

If you heard Friday's show, Ron said he recently got some fairly threatening e-mails or IMs from someone who wanted "Mahabone" taken of off the old Ron and Ron site (that Ron has nothing to do with), so even now. apparently, it's a touchy situation for some.

[Turtle]

Apparently it is, or at least was as of a few months ago.



If you heard Friday's show, Ron said he recently got some fairly threatening e-mails or IMs from someone who wanted "Mahabone" taken of off the old Ron and Ron site (that Ron has nothing to do with), so even now. apparently, it's a touchy situation for some.

I did hear that, it made me laffff. I always say Ma ha bone when I call in, since I don't have a Big Ass Card, but I was a listiner back in the '90s. So here is my question is Ma Ha Bone a way of one upping all you Big Ass Card holders?

[Durrock]

I did hear that, it made me laffff. I always say Ma ha bone when I call in, since I don't have a Big Ass Card, but I was a listiner back in the '90s. So here is my question is Ma Ha Bone a way of one upping all you Big Ass Card holders?
Lately Ron seems to reply to Ma Ha Bone with more vigor than the BAC number.

[JOHNNY HAIRDO]

I did hear that, it made me laffff. I always say Ma ha bone when I call in, since I don't have a Big Ass Card, but I was a listiner back in the '90s. So here is my question is Ma Ha Bone a way of one upping all you Big Ass Card holders?
Ma Ha #185 BooHA!

[Mr. Pants]

"Lock and load!"

[jagsfans]

Fez did'nt do anything to dispel the gay rumors by O&A making a big deal out of how he never shows up early to work, but he did on the one day 3 guys are in studio with their junk hanging out. I dont give a shit if fez is gay or not, but it is normal to want to know something that big about someone you are listening to

[Chester'sLiver]

Fez did'nt do anything to dispel the gay rumors by O&A making a big deal out of how he never shows up early to work, but he did on the one day 3 guys are in studio with their junk hanging out. I dont give a shit if fez is gay or not, but it is normal to want to know something that big about someone you are listening to

Hey its "Didn't get the joke guy." We missed ya fella.:action-sm

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Hey its "Didn't get the joke guy." We missed ya fella.:action-sm
no... we really didnt

[Mr. Pants]

No, we did.

[jagsfans]

OK I admit I dont get ROn and FEZ yet... I just started listening to them last week. Can someone please clue me in so I dont have to be "asshole who does;nt get the joke guy"?

[Mr. Pants]

They're just teasing because the answer is so obvious. Fez can't get enough of the muff.

[Turtle]

Ma Ha #185 BooHA!
:clap: :clap:
Nice, I'll be Ma Ha Card holder #186 BooYa!

[Absolutely]

Probably a stupid question, but I know nothing about NYC really.
Why does Fez call I'm guessing Long Island Retard Island?
just b/c of the crazy people?

[Mother Shucker]

No, LI is not retard island. Roosevelt Island is retard island.

[Absolutely]

I See........

[LiddyRules]

No, LI is not retard island. Roosevelt Island is retard island. Not that they're that far off.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i have a few questions...

is fez gay?

why do these guys stink so much?

why arent these guys show just like O&A's show?

cant we just have O&A 24/7/365?

[Chester'sLiver]

i have a few questions...

is fez gay?

why do these guys stink so much?

why arent these guys show just like O&A's show?

cant we just have O&A 24/7/365?
This post sounds sarcastic to me...:icon_bigg

[PorchMonkey4Life]

This post sounds sarcastic to me...:icon_bigg
how did you guess?

[LiddyRules]

how did you guess? No spelling errors. You left out apostrophies and didn't capitalize but you still needed the trinity.

[Show Reference]

If your big question/ponderance/query/thought on "Ron and Fez" is whether Fez is gay or not, maybe it isn't the show for you. Imagine someone gave you one answer, how would it change your listening? Then do the same with the other answer.
Wait, he's gay??

[LiddyRules]

Wait, he's gay?? Ever see the American Psycho movie? It's kind of open ended whether he killed everyone or not, though I personally believe he did. Anyway, you create your own ending/interpretation based on your evidence and your own thoughts. Ron and Fez is like a piece of art. Make your own analysis.

[Show Reference]

Ever see the American Psycho movie? It's kind of open ended whether he killed everyone or not, though I personally believe he did. Anyway, you create your own ending/interpretation based on your evidence and your own thoughts. Ron and Fez is like a piece of art. Make your own analysis.
Christian Bale would do nothing of the sort, my friend.

[jagsfans]

Ron & Fez on Myspace.com

Hey, I have most of the O&A crew on my Myspace account (Fuckin Opie). Anyone know who on R&F have Myspace's? If so please post em.

[Absolutely]

Ron & Fez on Myspace.com

Hey, I have most of the O&A crew on my Myspace account (Fuckin Opie). Anyone know who on R&F have Myspace's? If so please post em.

I hear Fez has one....

[Beauxman]

Ron & Fez on Myspace.com

Hey, I have most of the O&A crew on my Myspace account (Fuckin Opie). Anyone know who on R&F have Myspace's? If so please post em.
yeah...Fez has one, its under CrazyJen@myspace.

[silentbob8201]

Ever see the American Psycho movie? It's kind of open ended whether he killed everyone or not, though I personally believe he did. Anyway, you create your own ending/interpretation based on your evidence and your own thoughts. Ron and Fez is like a piece of art. Make your own analysis.
puts on nerd glasses and tells liddy that on the directors commentary the director said he did kill all those people but they should of filmed it better. and now you know and knowings half the battle

[LiddyRules]

puts on nerd glasses and tells liddy that on the directors commentary the director said he did kill all those people but they should of filmed it better. and now you know and knowings half the battle I know that but not everyone listens to the commentary and it's the most popular example of ambiguity I could think of. So take off your glasses and shove them up your ass.

[saigon]

I have a question... Did Ron ever get in a fight (or come close) in the studio on either O&A or his own show? I thought I remembered seeing a video clip of it but.. I might be thinking of something else

I don't mean just a verbal fight

Anyone .. ?

[mikeyboy]

I have a question... Did Ron ever get in a fight (or come close) in the studio on either O&A or his own show? I thought I remembered seeing a video clip of it but.. I might be thinking of something else

I don't mean just a verbal fight

Anyone .. ?

You may be thinking of the time that R&F's former producer, Bill Staples, got in a (staged) fight on air with Jay Mohr. There's video footage of that floating around.

[Jenosyde]

I know that but not everyone listens to the commentary and it's the most popular example of ambiguity I could think of. So take off your glasses and shove them up your ass.

Ever see the Army of Darkness movie? It's kind of open ended whether he said the words right, though I personally believe he didn't.

[askewcore]

Klaktu Verata Niktu!

Is there a live R&F show today?

[Absolutely]

I've been downloading all the File Library stuff from RonFez.net.
What's up with that clip about Andy Dick?
Fez is laughing so hard, and going completely crazy. Was Fez fucking around or really laffing it up?
It was hard to listen to.

[ChimneyFish]

I've been downloading all the File Library stuff from RonFez.net.
What's up with that clip about Andy Dick?
Fez is laughing so hard, and going completely crazy. Was Fez fucking around or really laffing it up?
It was hard to listen to.


I believe that was the Fezzy equivalent to the Opie "over the top/annoying" laugh. I think he found it very unfunny, if I'm remembering the right clip.

[Absolutely]

Well he's laughing at Ron making Dick jokes about how "Dick was in rehab" "dick was out of control" and on and on for like 5 minutes and fez just kept scream laughing and crying saying " you do hear what you're saying man? "do you hear yourself man!?"

[mikeyboy]

I've been downloading all the File Library stuff from RonFez.net.
What's up with that clip about Andy Dick?
Fez is laughing so hard, and going completely crazy. Was Fez fucking around or really laffing it up?
It was hard to listen to.

It's a bit.

[askewcore]

I've been downloading all the File Library stuff from RonFez.net.
What's up with that clip about Andy Dick?
Fez is laughing so hard, and going completely crazy. Was Fez fucking around or really laffing it up?
It was hard to listen to.

Well he's laughing at Ron making Dick jokes about how "Dick was in rehab" "dick was out of control" and on and on for like 5 minutes and fez just kept scream laughing and crying saying " you do hear what you're saying man? "do you hear yourself man!?"

Yeah, such subtle sarcasm is awfully hard to miss.

[Beer Gut]

alright. these should be easy:


a. why did Ron Diaz leave?
EDIT: nevermind, answered in another thread

b. wasn't there another Ron that came in very briefly?

[mikeyboy]

b. wasn't there another Ron that came in very briefly?

Yep. Ron Hayes.

[YellowTreatz]

Fez: I'll just fake it..

Ron: Guys can fake it, how do ya do that?

Fez: Just moan real loud and spit on his back!

Ba Dum Bum!

[Beer Gut]

^wrong thread. :)

[Absolutely]

I didn't know that Ron was married until today when he refered to his wife cooking and his grilling for compliments.
Any time before i think he says "Chick" like Ona do, so I assumed he wasn't married as well.

[askewcore]

He's also got a couple kids. Two, I think, but I'm not really sure. He doesnt go into detail about it much, and like you said, he usually refers to his wife as "his chick".

[Jenosyde]

Pretty young kids, if I recall. Oldest might be six.

[ern]

Pretty young kids, if I recall. Oldest might be six.

MMMMMM.....I could go for some baby right now, all tender and juicy. You have to get them before age two, while they are still all fat and the meat comes right off the bone. Man I loved that show, I laughed, I cried, It became a part of me (yes I know i ripped off that line, just can't remember who said it to give them the credit).

[MuffDivingTwins]

Pretty young kids, if I recall. Oldest might be six.

Because they have been referenced since before they showed up at WNEW even, I've always assumed they were older than that by now.

[Swede Boy]

Must be hard keeping those kids away from Fez all the time.

[Exanimate]

This show has really grown on me the past month or so. I would listen sometimes before, but now I listen to as much of the show as I can everyday, and hate when I miss it. There are a few things on the show that annoy me, but that happens even with O&A or anything else that I like. Happy that they are on XM and that I have the opportunity to listen to them, as I would have never heard them anywhere else.

[Absolutely]

What's the name of the alcohal that they talk about with the saying
"Fitty Twice"

[mikeyboy]

What's the name of the alcohal that they talk about with the saying
"Fitty Twice"

Thunderbird

What's the word?
Thunderbird
What's the price?
Fitty twice
Who drinks the most?.....



Not going to do it.

[JOHNNY HAIRDO]

I'll take it mikeyboy............Colored folk!!!!!!

[Stalker Patti]

I am big ass card number 12977! Whoo-ah to me!

[Action Blackson]

I am big ass card number 12977! Whoo-ah to me!
Oi... I just am imagining you actually saying that... and cringing.

[askewcore]

I am big ass card number 12977! Whoo-ah to me!

Why such a high number? It took them that long to get you one while you were sleeping under the stairs?

[bender]

best radio show ever!!!!!

[Absolutely]

Random Question.
I've been listening to RnF for about 5 Months, and every once in a while I'll hear Ron joking mention Stern, or make a joke about how some chick looks like Stern or a Hampton comment.
Did they ever have a relationship in anyway or has Stern ever bashed them or vice versa?

[commish13]

They're good friends of OnA. You don't fuck with Ronnie's friends.

[LiddyRules]

And Stern probably is a known douchebag as it is.

[Absolutely]

I figured they kind of were allies in the Opie and Ant vs Stern battle.
I just didn't know if anything happened while they were all in NY together before.
Although I guess RnF did a different slot

[Evilpete]

about Ron's kids (If anyone has more info please add on):

I think they are in High School or at least Jr. High. I remember when the whole show was "transferred" to just JFK after Infinity blew up NEW, R&F were broadcasting in CBS Radio's studios on 59th street for a while (I remember hearing clips of Ron saying getting to their studios in the basement of the building was like the Cleveland scene in "Spinal Tap"), and I think this was due to Ron having to stay in NYC because he had to wait for his kids to get done with the school year before the official move to the DC area.

[Garyisajoke]

I figured they kind of were allies in the Opie and Ant vs Stern battle.
I just didn't know if anything happened while they were all in NY together before.
Although I guess RnF did a different slot

Stern openly acknowledged hating Ron and Fez when they were on NEW (though much like Opie and Anthony, he never mentioned them by name) especially after learning that they were of the Ron and Ron Show. One incident in particular was when R&F had a guest (not sure who) that Stern was going to have on the next day and he was pissed about it.

Ron has attacked Stern, though never in an overt fashion (though on Stern's big "walk" from CBS to Sirius, he did lay into him a bit on O&A.) I mean, the whole "Eddie Trunk" bit was a sly jab at Stern. And much funnier than some of the O&A diatribes - though admittedly, I'm a mark for those diatribes.

[frago]

Can someone explain how R&F wound up on XM?
I heard a clip of Ronnies meltdown in DC but didnt know if they quit, got fired, lured away or what.

[mikeyboy]

Can someone explain how R&F wound up on XM?
I heard a clip of Ronnies meltdown in DC but didnt know if they quit, got fired, lured away or what.

Their contract was up and they moved on.

[Arch Stanton]

Can someone explain how R&F wound up on XM?
I heard a clip of Ronnies meltdown in DC but didnt know if they quit, got fired, lured away or what.
Well, I may be wrong but I do believe that the contract was up and the Golden Ticket was awarded. For me, as well as other buddies here, it was simply an amazing bonus. XM all the way, That's what I say.

[Garyisajoke]

Can someone explain how R&F wound up on XM?
I heard a clip of Ronnies meltdown in DC but didnt know if they quit, got fired, lured away or what.

The show is constantly evolving and changing and going to sattelite was the latest move. And it didn't help that WJFK never pushed the R&F Show properly and that Fezzie hated it in Northern Virginia.

All things considered though, I loved them on WJFK.

[Five Angels]

Stern openly acknowledged hating Ron and Fez when they were on NEW (though much like Opie and Anthony, he never mentioned them by name) especially after learning that they were of the Ron and Ron Show.

I remember Stern complaining about NEW being a station full of imitators and saying something like "they even have a gay version of me!"
:icon_roll


One incident in particular was when R&F had a guest (not sure who) that Stern was going to have on the next day and he was pissed about it.
Wasn't it the Jump the Shark guy?

[Hidden_Rage]

Since I can't make topics, I'll post it here then... Does anyone have a link to their picture when they were on the front of the Daily News paper with that awful picture?

[MilkmanDan]

Since I can't make topics, I'll post it here then... Does anyone have a link to their picture when they were on the front of the Daily News paper with that awful picture?

Here ya go mate.
http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/ron-and-fez-on-xm-202.html

[dodisman]

Their addition to XM has been just awesome...A different show then OnA but no less brilliant and in many ways even more so...Just wish we could get another hour a day of them

[Fallon]

I am new to R & F as they were never syndicated to Boston.
RonandFez.com used to be syndicated on WTKK 96.9 back around 2000 or so, that's when I first started listening to them.

(old post, but felt I should reply)

[Cpnthrfan]

i would love to hear the clips of Ron n Fez on On A on thier first few days on XM

[andrewvonawesom]

whats sorry ron number?

[Absolutely]

That Is a horrific picture of the two of them.
Is that from like 1991?
All Fez is missing is Zebra Pants

[KOP]

Random Question.
I've been listening to RnF for about 5 Months, and every once in a while I'll hear Ron joking mention Stern, or make a joke about how some chick looks like Stern or a Hampton comment.
Did they ever have a relationship in anyway or has Stern ever bashed them or vice versa?

Issues with Stern predate O&A and WNEW by many years - "Ron and Ron" and "Ron and Fez" held down some markets Howard didn't at different times in their careers, and so (as with everyone) they were caught up with the blanket "clone" comments.

Eligant Elliot Offen, a Howard regular, actually got his start back on the old R&R days - videos can be seen on ronfez.net. It's the exact same bit he does now, just down in Florida.

During their time at WNEW, R&F got more vocal about it, along with D&M, and would get the swipes of "station full of clones," etc.

When they came to WJFK, very little was said. Occasionally, Ron would reference something he heard on Howard that morning, as a way to acknowledge that he knew whatever topic they were going into had been discussed on other shows, but of course they would have their own take on it.

About 2 years ago, tho, they layed into Robin Quivers pretty hard when they learned that one of their interns ("Chunks," now with The Hideout) had written a paper on her. It was all in fun, but it (imo) was much more devestating than the simple, dismissive "hole" comments.

When Howard signed his deal with Sirius, R&F (and D&M) made many mentions of Stern's 4 hour commercial for satellite radio - they stopped doing that after a few months.

Not everything they say about Howard since they have been to XM has been negative. I have heard several positive references to "Private Parts," that weren't meant to be obnoxious or trendy. Their constant joking about "Jackie Puppet" is a very funny reference to an old time Stern bit, that is not at all a slam on Howard. In all, I've never got the impression they see themselves as threatened or competetive of him, so the really never seem like they have a beef - O&A can fight their own Pat Battles. Shit they say about him is really not that different from shit said about any other celeb.

In the end, they have friends and foes everywhere - one of the people working closely with Howard is Jeremy Coleman, the man who hired R&F for WNEW - one of the people working on "Bubba The Love Sponge's Show" was supposedly once married to Fez's sister.

Not sure how many more times Ron has to tell people that they are carnies before the rubes really believe it.

[MilkmanDan]

Issues with Stern predate O&A and WNEW by many years - "Ron and Ron" and "Ron and Fez" held down some markets Howard didn't at different times in their careers, and so (as with everyone) they were caught up with the blanket "clone" comments.

Eligant Elliot Offen, a Howard regular, actually got his start back on the old R&R days - videos can be seen on ronfez.net. It's the exact same bit he does now, just down in Florida.

During their time at WNEW, R&F got more vocal about it, along with D&M, and would get the swipes of "station full of clones," etc.

When they came to WJFK, very little was said. Occasionally, Ron would reference something he heard on Howard that morning, as a way to acknowledge that he knew whatever topic they were going into had been discussed on other shows, but of course they would have their own take on it.

About 2 years ago, tho, they layed into Robin Quivers pretty hard when they learned that one of their interns ("Chunks," now with The Hideout) had written a paper on her. It was all in fun, but it (imo) was much more devestating than the simple, dismissive "hole" comments.

When Howard signed his deal with Sirius, R&F (and D&M) made many mentions of Stern's 4 hour commercial for satellite radio - they stopped doing that after a few months.

Not everything they say about Howard since they have been to XM has been negative. I have heard several positive references to "Private Parts," that weren't meant to be obnoxious or trendy. Their constant joking about "Jackie Puppet" is a very funny reference to an old time Stern bit, that is not at all a slam on Howard. In all, I've never got the impression they see themselves as threatened or competetive of him, so the really never seem like they have a beef - O&A can fight their own Pat Battles. Shit they say about him is really not that different from shit said about any other celeb.

In the end, they have friends and foes everywhere - one of the people working closely with Howard is Jeremy Coleman, the man who hired R&F for WNEW - one of the people working on "Bubba The Love Sponge's Show" was supposedly once married to Fez's sister.

Not sure how many more times Ron has to tell people that they are carnies before the rubes really believe it.

Also to add a little to this, Stern and Sirius were trying to hire Ron and Fez at the same time XM was. Stern would be singing their praises had they gone that route, instead he ends up with BubbaSponge. Believe they were approached by Gary at some point and he was kissing their ass at some function.

[iNFaMousToM]

Also to add a little to this, Stern and Sirius were trying to hire Ron and Fez at the same time XM was. Stern would be singing their praises had they gone that route, instead he ends up with BubbaSponge. Believe they were approached by Gary at some point and he was kissing their ass at some function.

Then why didn't we hear jokes about Stern getting his 2nd or even 3rd choice onto Sirius during the BLS v Opie feud?

[MilkmanDan]

Then why didn't we hear jokes about Stern getting his 2nd or even 3rd choice onto Sirius during the BLS v Opie feud?

Ron and Fez dont seem to get into feuds, dunno. Can't see it now but one of the old Ronfez.net frontpages was "The Ronfather" with both Sirius execs and XM execs trying to woo them.

[Fallon]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/michaelscardillo/RONFATHER.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Ron and Fez dont seem to get into feuds, dunno. Can't see it now but one of the old Ronfez.net frontpages was "The Ronfather" with both Sirius execs and XM execs trying to woo them.

FYI - that front page came from the imagination of former rf.net admin FM Jeff and staff cartoonist fluffernutter, and isn't based on any inside knowledge as to the negotiations R&F might have had. I don't think they've ever said anything publicly about any negotiations with Sirius.

[iNFaMousToM]

I meant that Opie and ANthony would use it against bubba..like Opie saying "HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING 2ND CHOICE OF HOWARD STERN" R&F being first you see?

what up mikey it yo friend dopey!

[mikeyboy]

Hey, Dopey.

[Samhain]

About 2 years ago, tho, they layed into Robin Quivers pretty hard when they learned that one of their interns ("Chunks," now with The Hideout) had written a paper on her. It was all in fun, but it (imo) was much more devestating than the simple, dismissive "hole" comments.

Hey Mikeyboy, does this clip happen to be on Ronfez.net?

[mikeyboy]

Hey Mikeyboy, does this clip happen to be on Ronfez.net?

Yep. Right here. (http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2168)

[Samhain]

You sir are one of the best fan board admins living today. Thank you

[KOP]

I forgot to add that Fez's mother was once on Bubba's show in Tampa and won $50 doing something or another.

:icon_conf

You sir are one of the best fan board admins living today. Thank you

Just end that sentence after the word "fan" and add the word "S." Mikeyboy's connection with the show during WNEW, WJFK and now XM is a great resource for old and new listeners. And what's really awesome about him is his (a) lack of real desire to be on the radio, (b) his devotion to Ron and Fez and the listeners and (c) his lack of ego. So much behind the shit scenes go on that seems seamless that at one time (at least) made it's way through Mikey's digestive tract. He is one of the best fans any show could ever have.

[posta_1]

It seems to me that fez is non-sexual not really being gay. it seems he doesnt like any sex at all. he has alot of homo like attributes but dont want to be banged in the ass.


Ma Ha card holder #187 Boo Ya!!

[Arch Stanton]

Common knowledge that Fez's fiance lives in Niagra Falls. Now that he is back in New York things may get going stronger for him and her.

[Absolutely]

Is the Ballad of Gail-O a parody?
Or is it Original?

It sounds familiar, but I don't know.

[Onion Bag]

It seems to me that fez is non-sexual


So the real question here is, who is less sexual Earl or Fez?

remember Earl is almost 40 and he is only 3 or 4 degrees from gay.

[Abysmul]

Is the Ballad of Gail-O a parody?
Or is it Original?

It sounds familiar, but I don't know.
I believe it's a PerryNoid original

[jimmyolsenblues]

Does Ron actually hit people with the cowbell or is that a faked throw.

[JOHNNY HAIRDO]

Ron once killed a group of Columbians with four cowbells and his uncanny Steve Carlton like ability to pinpoint his throws.

[Standby]

Ron once killed a group of Columbians with four cowbells and his uncanny Steve Carlton like ability to pinpoint his throws.

Would some say excessive? Perhaps. Perhaps it was also excessive that he drove their dump truck full of uncut product over the border.

I however, say it was necessary.

[Absolutely]

This morning when they were lamenting about WNEW days and how at the end RnF kept switching time slots, mid-days to afternoons to overnights ect ect.
Why did they say that a few times they were put into mornings until the management found out they weren't Allowed to.
Weren't Allowed?

[steamingpile]

Yeah I just recently found out that they were part of the reason for Larry the cable guy getting so big, every time I hear some redneck say "git r dun" I wanna smack Fez right in the mouth.

Other than that, I think they are the best show on the radio and they did it with some of the worst support staff on the air.

[askewcore]

Weren't Allowed?

Just speculation but, I'd imagine it had something to do with Infinity not wanting to put anything of substance opposite Howard. Because at that point, R&F had a pretty good fanbase in NY. Plus, I would rather listen to the beeping of Fez's heart monitor than Stern.

[mikeyboy]

Just speculation but, I'd imagine it had something to do with Infinity not wanting to put anything of substance opposite Howard.

Mikey D interviewed Billy Staples on his old internet radio show a while back, and Billy confirmed that was the case.

[BillyLiar]

Just speculation but, I'd imagine it had something to do with Infinity not wanting to put anything of substance opposite Howard.


Im not sure if it was anything 'of substance'.. but I think Howard had it in his contract that Infinity couldn't put a show that goes after his audience (a show in the "hot talk" format)up against him. thats why WNEW always had sports shows in the morning. (oddly enough, Ferrall, a show that went up against him for this reason, is now on his station, sharing an audience)

It's a reasonable thing for him to have in his contract, It would be stupid for them to put R&F or O&A against stern.. it's the same company dividing a potential audience.

At the same time, it would have been better if Stern could have controlled his ego, and let them switch K-Rock to WNEW's format.. Him, O&A, and R&F would have been a much bigger station then K-ROCK and WNEW were speeratly.

[JOHNNY HAIRDO]

Speculating about things that happened four years ago makes happy as well as confused.

[Absolutely]

What does this Dr.Steve get out of buying Ron and Fezzy gifts?
Cigars all the time, comic books.
Is he just a really nice guy?

[BrianFromIowa]

Ron once killed a group of Columbians with four cowbells and his uncanny Steve Carlton like ability to pinpoint his throws.

Ding Ding Ding....(or whatever sound that cowbell makes) You're going into the Big Ass Prize closet! Fez....what do we have for him?

[Chester'sLiver]

What does this Dr.Steve get out of buying Ron and Fezzy gifts?
Cigars all the time, comic books.
Is he just a really nice guy?
I have sent them gifts too and its just out of appreciation of the comedy they give us on a daily basis. They make my day go much faster. I am sure that is why Dr. Steve does it.

[FattyPneumonia]

What does this Dr.Steve get out of buying Ron and Fezzy gifts?
Cigars all the time, comic books.
Is he just a really nice guy?


Does anyone know how to get in touch with Dr. Steve? They said he is a doctor in TN, and I am in medical sales in TN. I would love to say hi to him where ever he is in TN sometime, on Ron and Fez fan to another!

[FattyPneumonia]

no one knows?

[MilkmanDan]

no one knows?

Could prolly msg him on ronfez.net I think he posts there. But I have no clue what his handle is from memory

[FattyPneumonia]

Could prolly msg him on ronfez.net I think he posts there. But I have no clue what his handle is from memory


Thank you, I will try to figure out his name on ronfez.net.

[Absolutely]

Does anyone notice how Ron and Fez use the word "Anymore" all the time.
I've never really heard it used the way they do, it always sounds like they use it wrong.

Like when they say. " What are you investing in albums anymore Earl?"
"A few million"
" It's millions of dollars in these things anymore"

Seems like it should be "now" or "these days"
Am I nuts?

[doobdoob]

Does anyone notice how Ron and Fez use the word "Anymore" all the time.
I've never really heard it used the way they do, it always sounds like they use it wrong.

Like when they say. " What are you investing in albums anymore Earl?"
"A few million"
" It's millions of dollars in these things anymore"

Seems like it should be "now" or "these days"
Am I nuts?
Yeah, they use it incorrectly all the time. No clue why. Just chalk it up to the same reason they mispronounce Bin Laden.

[jagsfans]

Yeah, they use it incorrectly all the time. No clue why. Just chalk it up to the same reason they mispronounce Bin Laden.

And don't forget everyones favorite. SOORY

[earlshog]

Speculating about things that happened four years ago makes happy as well as confused.

maybe renaldo can shed some light on the situation... he does have a portal to the past...

[boyhowdy]

And don't forget everyones favorite. SOORY


Soory is a tribute to Alex Tribec. Ron does these impersonations. You'd think they were the real people!

[Tooz]

big ass member 2809 ..........

[Absolutely]

Question.
I'm listening to some 2004 shows this weekend. And when they dumped out, I assume that's what it is, they play like "Are you Reeeeadddy"
What is that, what's the story?