FU To My Wife For Hogging my IPOD

[GoatAss]

Soon after christmas, I purchased myself a nano to use while at the gym. At the same time, I offered to buy my wife an Ipod as well. She informed me that she didn't think she needed one at the time because she had her old mp3 player. We both go to the gym and workout at the same time after work. This is the only time I have to work out. Well, she decides that she likes the ipod better than her old mp3 player and I haven't been able to use my ipod since.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

When the Pioneer Inno comes out buy it for yourself and if she gets a lil lippy, smack her.

[rustytrombone1]

Soon after christmas, I purchased myself a nano to use while at the gym. At the same time, I offered to buy my wife an Ipod as well. She informed me that she didn't think she needed one at the time because she had her old mp3 player. We both go to the gym and workout at the same time after work. This is the only time I have to work out. Well, she decides that she likes the ipod better than her old mp3 player and I haven't been able to use my ipod since.
While she's on the treadmill tonight....jogging...enjoying the music on your new, fancy ipod.....trip her. While she's recovering from the 'accident', recover your prized new, fancy ipod.

[jrewing5]

Feel your pain dude. My wife got me the new 30 gig Ipod for Xmas. She's got the old Ipod Mini. She takes the train to work. I drive. Guess who's been taking the new Ipod to work everyday. Might as well have just wrapped it up and sent it to herself for Xmas.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Feel your pain dude. My wife got me the new 30 gig Ipod for Xmas. She's got the old Ipod Mini. She takes the train to work. I drive. Guess who's been taking the new Ipod to work everyday. Might as well have just wrapped it up and sent it to herself for Xmas.

Buy her some nice portable power tools for her birthday, she'll never forget it and won't fuck you over next Xmas. Unless of course she's a flaming cunt, then you're screwed. :icon_mrgr

[GoatAss]

When the Pioneer Inno comes out buy it for yourself and if she gets a lil lippy, smack her.

That'd be sweet but holy fuck, $400. No way I can pull that one off.

[Nothing Sound]

Here's an idea
Grow a set and tell her to leave her hands off your shit.

[Taso]

Five across the eyes fixes all your marital problems

[fmeinthea]

She needs a good fuck in the ass.

Got any pics of her? naked?

[BloodRoses]

So giver her a kick in the cunt!:icon_bigg
no but seriously... tell her to get her own damned iPod!