FU Hawthorn Suites

[blotto98]

I stayed at a fucking Hawthorn suites on January 6 & 7.

On January 23rd they send me a bill for $150.00 for ink on a chair. Two and a half weeks later! But claim I did it when I stayed there.
No way am I paying that shit.

Ugh! I'm too pissed to even type more.

Boycott Hawthorn and parent company Hyatt!!


FUCK THEM

[fmeinthea]

not to hijack your thread, but everytime I stay at a hotel, I take the pictures off the wall and write all kinds of shit on the wall, and also under all of the shelves.

I always include O&A XM-202

[Lil'GlubGlub]

that's why I stay at marriott.

[blotto98]

not to hijack your thread, but everytime I stay at a hotel, I take the pictures off the wall and write all kinds of shit on the wall, and also under all of the shelves.

I always include O&A XM-202


Ahh that's brilliant, then if they try and charge me at least I'll know I got my moneys worth!

And from now on it's nothing but HoJo's for me! Now that's a real hotel.

[fmeinthea]

Ahh that's brilliant, then if they try and charge me at least I'll know I got my moneys worth!

And from now on it's nothing but HoJo's for me! Now that's a real hotel.



I fuck up every hotel. The last joint we stayed at in the mountains 2 weekends ago we removed every one of those spiral light bulbs off the entire floor. The floor was pitch black.

I also wrote the O&A everywhere I could. inder tables, under seat cushions, in drawers....etc.

The best part, We went down each day and had a really nice breakfast and dinner and charged it to some other room.


I hope this makes you feel better.

[blotto98]

Ah-ha!
Got the refunded charges on my credit card today.

They must have got wind I was in the O&A Army and didn't want the pests on em. Maybe?

[fmeinthea]

Ah-ha!
Got the refunded charges on my credit card today.

They must have got wind I was in the O&A Army and didn't want the pests on em. Maybe?


No, they probably just didn't want me to stay there.

you should go back just to fuck the place up a little.

[Mabe]

I'm big into modified VWs and every year there is a huge show in Northern NJ that turns into absolute mayhem. Several hotels get packed with all VW people and as the beer flows burnouts in the parking lot and by the time midnight rolls around the police have taken over the hotel. Three years ago at the Ramada in North Brunswick all the fire extinguisher races, holes in the wall, broken TVs and beds, the total damage assesment came out to over $156,000 including fines from the town. This was from the manager of the hotel when I checked out. They later tried to charge my credit card for $872, my "share" of the damage.

[Ren5150]

Once left 3 jizz filled rubbers on the room service breakfast platter for the maid to enjoy. Imagine the joy when they lift the top off the platter and cum is rolling out of a few trojans.

[fmeinthea]

I'm big into modified VWs


I'm in to the modified VW's too!


2000 GTI VR6.


I would also go around and then room service had like 5 rooms open at a time, I would run in, put my foor through the sheetroc and walk away.

[fmeinthea]

Once left 3 jizz filled rubbers on the room service breakfast platter for the maid to enjoy. Imagine the joy when they lift the top off the platter and cum is rolling out of a few trojans.




that is so FUCKING FUNNY!

I will be at a hotel in two weeks while I go snowboarding.

I am going to lift the cover and take a shit on the plate.


The last hotel I stayed at, The A/C was kinda on the blink, it worked, then didn't work. It is Winter so I was able to open the window, but I took off the cover and stabbed all of the coils on the unit. The room filled up with the freon crap and I had to leave for a few hours.

Atleast when they fix it now, it will work and hey I never mind a 70 degree day in January so fuck the ozone too.