FU to walkie-talkie phones

[patbattlefield]

the person who invented the walkie-talkie phone should be summarily executed. i was at the mall today and all i heard was that damn sound all over the place. it seemed to be a swugie thing as well. does it make you feel more important to have everyone hear your worthless conversation? everyone who uses these fucking annoying things should be round up and shot. FUCK YOU!!!!

[BLACKIEhugeHANDS]

yo where you at?

i hate that f'ing commercial. i'm just as pissed at the blue tooth headset, because with that shit in public, you get to hear half of a useless conversation.

[Kid Brock]

I like how the knitters even get prepaid walkie talkie phones. get some damn credit yo.

[DeltaPin]

the person who invented the walkie-talkie phone should be summarily executed. i was at the mall today and all i heard was that damn sound all over the place. it seemed to be a swugie thing as well. does it make you feel more important to have everyone hear your worthless conversation? everyone who uses these fucking annoying things should be round up and shot. FUCK YOU!!!!

Use to be that you had to hear one side of a useless conversation. Now you have to hear both sides & that stupid fucking annoying noise.

[patbattlefield]

...Now you have to hear both sides & that stupid fucking annoying noise.

god i wanted to kill some people today. i was in harrisburg, pa at the harrisburg mall with the Outdoor World. This is what I heard when I walked through the mall the whole fuckin' time:

*bee-da-deep*.....*bee-da-deep*............*bee-da-deep*....*bee-da-deep*..............*bee-da-deep*.....
*bee-da-deep*.....................................*bee-da-deep**bee-da-deep**bee-da-deep*........................*bee-da-deep*


:shoot3: :shoot3: :shoot3: :shoot3: :shoot3: :shoot3: :shoot3: :shoot3:

[Jim McGreedy]

The walkie-talkies phones suck as do most cell phones. My favorite are the assholes that have to leave there ring tones on when they're at work. Like I need to hear some silly Ramones song when your fucking phone rings. Oh wait maybe that's just my phone. I'm a silly goose.

[Taso]

The thing that annoys me most about those radios is I hear the punk little kids around here calling them CBs and that really irritates me. My brother and his friends do the same and i correct them, then they look at me like I am the idiot and go back to calling their nextels CBs. I just get very annoyed when people dont call things by their proper names.

[Death Metal Moe]

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"I'm walkie, are you talkie?"

[ShaunC1000]

I put my phone on vibrate and I only make like 1 min calls out in plublic because I don't want people to hear what I'm talking about, I only call in public when I have to. I hate hearing "OMG, and its like I saw Desperate Housewives last night and I like couldn't believe that those women...... " SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[Perch1019]

Anyone from the Westchester area. Trying walking through the weschester mall and just count how many guideo douche bags are on those things non stop making sure you know exactly what their plans are for the rest of the day. The count will go up significantly if you hang around the Armani Xchange store.
One of the worst inventions of our time.

[whammy_kablammy]

There are advantages to listening to other peoples conversations though. One time @ the bank. Some womans Nextel went off & with it loud enough for us all to hear. The guy on the other end blurts out "You wanna have sex". Her reply was nice big "uh No". Long line. She turned red. We all laughed.
Sorry it's long

[Taso]

There are advantages to listening to other peoples conversations though. One time @ the bank. Some womans Nextel went off & with it loud enough for us all to hear. The guy on the other end blurts out "You wanna have sex". Her reply was nice big "uh No". Long line. She turned red. We all laughed.
Sorry it's long
I got to admit, that is funny, and I will be trying that with my work phone (nextel)

[fmeinthea]

I say fuck you to all phones, they all suck. talk to me face to face or don't speak at all.
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The earpiece people suck too, they look like retards.

[Myhairygrundle]

Add this one to the mix...


http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=34790

[Mybigcans]

I HATE going out to dinner, trying to enjoy what I'm eating and whom I'm with, when some cellphone or nextel goes off and they proceed to carry on a conversation loud as fuck all about NOTHING... I look at them wishing cancer of the asshole to befriend them...

[Jef Leppard]

ok im guilty , but only for having 1. its the way to go on jobsites , but after that i like to keep it as private as possible . the speaker can be turned off ,and i will usually walk away from anyone near me wether im using 2way or just the phone. they called me not you so you wont hear shit

[jpc165]

The walkie talike shit is the most overated cell phone add on ever. It ruins conversations. That is not how you are suppose to communicate. There were times where fuckers would talk for 5 minutes straight and I had a counterpoint 20 seconds in but waited it out. Annoying. I got rid of my nextel for verizon and no more walkie talkie shit for me ever again. When people are rattling on you need to cut them off instantly and tell them how bad they suck.

[Jef Leppard]

When people are rattling on you need to cut them off instantly and tell them how bad they suck.

thats when ya hit the EXIT button , cuts them off and makes thier phone scream. good fun.

[Multiple Miggs]

I recently invested in a portable cell phone jammer. Best money I've spent in a long time.

[patbattlefield]

I recently invested in a portable cell phone jammer. Best money I've spent in a long time.
are those legal?

[HockeyHelmet]

the person who invented the walkie-talkie phone should be summarily executed. i was at the mall today and all i heard was that damn sound all over the place. it seemed to be a swugie thing as well. does it make you feel more important to have everyone hear your worthless conversation? everyone who uses these fucking annoying things should be round up and shot. FUCK YOU!!!!

Sorry they ruined ur mall experience, but could you desipher what they where saying sir? other than the word "YO"?

[Cunty McShitballs]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper439/stills/93153717.gif

"I'm walkie, are you talkie?"


Off topic, but that bit...ending with the "rooty-tooty point-and-shooty" has to be the most brilliant joke ever crafted.

[whammy_kablammy]

Off topic, but that bit...ending with the "rooty-tooty point-and-shooty" has to be the most brilliant joke ever crafted.



Don't forget the Whammy Kablammy

[YourAmishDaddy]

Anyone from the Westchester area. Trying walking through the weschester mall and just count how many guideo douche bags are on those things non stop making sure you know exactly what their plans are for the rest of the day. The count will go up significantly if you hang around the Armani Xchange store.
One of the worst inventions of our time.


Damn, you noticed that too, eh?

[YourAmishDaddy]

are those legal?


Nope, but as long as you don't advertise them to everyone you're fine. Lots of restaurants and movie theaters have them and I say wonderful.

[Multiple Miggs]

are those legal?
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[ChimneyFish]

Finally.
I thought I was the only one.
Every friend I have has one of these.
It makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

[Deadbent]

I recently invested in a portable cell phone jammer. Best money I've spent in a long time.




Yep. Same here.
And one of those tv-off universal signal cutters.

[kloraferm]

Those things are pretty damn annoying

[NikDaSchwugie]

I went to the mall today and everyone had one of those or a gigantic SUV stroller. Where's an AK-47 with the unlimited bullet cheat when you need it?

[gmasi]

Its always those ghetto fucks that have the walkie talkie phones. They normaly cost alot, yet they cant get a fucking decent job.

[Glenn Dandy]

We like to wait till one of our boys is in the urinal pissing and key them up and say " Hey any good looking cocks in there Johny? We know your looking"

[gmasi]

Its not too bad when your outside in an open area: but I had this one ghetto ass nigga who started bleeping that shit in the movie theatre having his NEXTEL bitch ass conversation, during the previews of the movies. I politley turned around and said "My man, please keep that shit outside" He got loud with my girl, so we had a scuffle in the theatre, evyone was saying stop stop, get out. The ushers threw us out with no refund. I got thrown out because of the mf fucker. F-U-NEXTEL INVENTORS. This invention was for: Commerial, Labor use. Electritians, Construction, etc.

[The Dord]

Some of these douchebags need to learn to put the phone to their head and turn the external speakerphone off.. You can still walkie talkie using the earpiece! :clap: :clap:

[LonleyTcell]

Some of these douchebags need to learn to put the phone to their head and turn the external speakerphone off.. You can still walkie talkie using the earpiece! :clap: :clap:

Thats what I do because Im not a self important ass.

[NullNVoid]

The day someone invents a device that will allow me to send 5000 fatal volts through some douchebag's walkie talkie phone... well... I will be happy man, sir. Fucking inconsiderate cunts.

[NoSurviivors]

some hotels are actually blocking the cell phones...

[sinAtra]

since when did a radio shack item become popular?!?

[Shadow812]

I have a nextel and the walkie talkie is a good thing if used correctly at least when i use it i have the courtesy to have the speaker shut off so that no one can hear me

[TravisRB69]

I have no cellphone. If people want to talk to me, they can leave a message on my REAL phone and I will get back to them. I don't have a desperate desire to carry on loud conversations about nothing, and I completely realize that no one else cares about said conversation. And common sense could tell a blind man that the $40 a month ad on the TV commercials, due to hidden fees and bullshit, will more than likely turn into at least $60. I don't have the time or the money for that so I might as well cut that problem off at the pass.

[xxxMAULxxx]

I hope People who use those nextel Walkie talkie Phones / Talk on the Phone in public with speaker phone on get shot in the stomach and while their guts spill onto the floor douse them with a flamethrower.

[ern]

I am issued one for work, I don't use the walkie talkie part, unless I have to. Believe me when I say that the walkie talkie part can be a life saver, especially when you are at the front door and your partner is at the back door, and the dumbass inside isn't coming out like you told him. Radio communication doesn't always work in every location (for those who are immediately going to tell me to use it)

[NullNVoid]

your partner is at the back door, and the dumbass inside isn't coming

Hey, we accept all kinds here.

But what does your phone have to do with your gay sex problems?

:icon_lol:

[ern]

***CAR CRASH SOUNDS***

For real though, I guess I had that one coming (pun intended).

[LonleyTcell]

I hope People who use those nextel Walkie talkie Phones / Talk on the Phone in public with speaker phone on get shot in the stomach and while their guts spill onto the floor douse them with a flamethrower.


Evan that is to good for them :icon_evil

[abudabit]

I HATE headsets. Someone says something and you think they are talking to you. You say "What?" and they just look at you like you did something wrong.