FU Miriage

[NJisSexiest]

i just got kicked out of a club.

fuck them. sure im drunk, i have no idea what just happened or how i got home. all i know is that this damn club sucks.

i was kicked out before 11 pm pst.

sure i drank before i got there, and sure i drank to much while i was there. but i dont know wtf just happened. ill update in the morning. may be ill remember something then????

fuck you miriage, good thing i didnt pay to get in, or pay for any of my drinks or id be even more upset.

ok time for bed and it just a little after midnight on a saturdaynight hahahas

[YUCK FOU]

well i can see it now...man my head hurts shit i am hungover but wait why does my ass hurt so much? good luck remembering this one your gonna have to call a few freinds to figure it out...

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i was gonna corrrrect you by saying it's probably spelled "Mirage," but you were drunk when you started this thread. kicking out drunkies is best for the club, drunks have a tendency of getting belligerent and rowdy. plus, i'm sure they don't want people getting so drunk that they pass out in their club.

i was at a club on New Year's Eve and i watched them boot a guy who was clearly drunk and acting like an ass, and he hopped the barrier and got back on line soon after, to which he was turned away by the bouncers once again. next time, just take it easy on the booze.

[Jim McGreedy]

Yes and please try to avoid driving while intoxicated. You don't want to make me MADD, lol.

[NJisSexiest]

yes it's spelt mirage. and i was tring so hard to type correctly!

so apparently the bar tender would not give me any more drinks, which is kind of funny beings this was the first time i actually went to the bar to get a drink. but whatever. so i went to the other side of the club to the other bar. same thing. went up stairs to that bar (all within the same club) and yet again they didnt want to give me any more drinks. whatever. so i smoke a cig, go back down stairs and go in to the bathroom. i tinkle, and while i am tinkleing somebody is knocking on my door. so i just think its some drunk chick who wants to pee, so i dont say anything. i open the door and there is this man and woman in suits and heads sets. so i'm all like wtf is going on. i wash my hands and as i walking out they ask if they can speak with me. yeah sure no problem. they tell me earlier in the night i threw up in the girls bathroom (which is un true) and obviously i was not feeling well and that i should leave. so now at this point i'm pissed. they wont let me talk, i'm drunk, and they were no long serving me drinks.

you guys do not know me, so let me explain. i am about 5 4. little chubby and very shy, and timid. meek almost. i would have normally said anything to the two officals with head sets, even being as drunk as i was.

so after they stop talking long enough fot me to get a word in i first try and explain it wasnt me, they didnt want to hear it. the man and woman litteraly grab my arms and start to carry me out!

dude wtf. so now i start to be come that rude obnoxious(sp?) drunk. shouting put me down and etc. they place me down and try to tell them i need to get the keys from my friend. i drove myself and 4 other people there. find the girl get my keys and i tell this girl whats going on. the man and women again proceed to pick me up! so i am carried out of the club and escourted to my car. its funni how they wont serve me any more drinks but they'll let me drive home.

this place is about 30 mins from my house, but took me 60 mins to get home.

needless to say i left the four other people there, and went to bed by midnight.


thinking about it now, i feel slightly accomplished. haha i got kicked out of my first club and i'm only 19.

and the best part of all to this story. no hang over. no nothing. i took two advil before i went to bed and ate a plain bagel and drank some gatorade while i orginally posted this thread.


sorry this is so long, but i feel as if i now deserve a badge of honor. I was kicked out of a club. i never even reiceved detention in HS let alone getting kicked out of a place. ok ill stop rambling now.

oh and jim this was my first occasion driving when i probably shouldnt, so try not to get too MADD at me, lol.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

yes it's spelt mirage. and i was tring so hard to type correctly!

so apparently the bar tender would not give me any more drinks, which is kind of funny beings this was the first time i actually went to the bar to get a drink. but whatever. so i went to the other side of the club to the other bar. same thing. went up stairs to that bar (all within the same club) and yet again they didnt want to give me any more drinks. whatever. so i smoke a cig, go back down stairs and go in to the bathroom. i tinkle, and while i am tinkleing somebody is knocking on my door. so i just think its some drunk chick who wants to pee, so i dont say anything. i open the door and there is this man and woman in suits and heads sets. so i'm all like wtf is going on. i wash my hands and as i walking out they ask if they can speak with me. yeah sure no problem. they tell me earlier in the night i threw up in the girls bathroom (which is un true) and obviously i was not feeling well and that i should leave. so now at this point i'm pissed. they wont let me talk, i'm drunk, and they were no long serving me drinks.

you guys do not know me, so let me explain. i am about 5 4. little chubby and very shy, and timid. meek almost. i would have normally said anything to the two officals with head sets, even being as drunk as i was.

so after they stop talking long enough fot me to get a word in i first try and explain it wasnt me, they didnt want to hear it. the man and woman litteraly grab my arms and start to carry me out!

dude wtf. so now i start to be come that rude obnoxious(sp?) drunk. shouting put me down and etc. they place me down and try to tell them i need to get the keys from my friend. i drove myself and 4 other people there. find the girl get my keys and i tell this girl whats going on. the man and women again proceed to pick me up! so i am carried out of the club and escourted to my car. its funni how they wont serve me any more drinks but they'll let me drive home.

this place is about 30 mins from my house, but took me 60 mins to get home.

needless to say i left the four other people there, and went to bed by midnight.


thinking about it now, i feel slightly accomplished. haha i got kicked out of my first club and i'm only 19.

and the best part of all to this story. no hang over. no nothing. i took two advil before i went to bed and ate a plain bagel and drank some gatorade while i orginally posted this thread.


sorry this is so long, but i feel as if i now deserve a badge of honor. I was kicked out of a club. i never even reiceved detention in HS let alone getting kicked out of a place. ok ill stop rambling now.

oh and jim this was my first occasion driving when i probably shouldnt, so try not to get too MADD at me, lol.

apparently, you're still drunk or are in serious need of a spellchecker. look at the parts i underlined.

1) they probably saw that you were too drunk and refused to serve you, which is their right. they're bartenders, they see drunks all the time. they can tell when someone has had too much. plus, you puked on the floor, telltale sign someone's been drinking too much. letting you drive home drunk... now that's iffy on their part. however, maybe if your friends were better friends, they wouldn't have let you drive home while so inebriated.

2) you were 19 and being served liquor. now if you're in the US, that is quite illegal and they should do a better job checking ID's. i don't know the drinking laws in Canada, i think it's 18. are you in Canada or NJ?

[stevethrower]

It is actually 19 to drink here... used to be 18 like 20 years ago or so...

[KneeKnee]

Is this the Mirage on Long Island?

[NJisSexiest]

I'm in Vancouver right now, and in Vancouver its 19, it varies from province to province. 18 or 19.

Thank you for pointing out all mistakes. I was just typing not really caring about spelling mistakes, etc. :icon_wink

and I didn't puke. that’s the thing, there was puke already on the floor of the stalls, oh well.

I know the bartender was only doing his job, but at the time I didn't care, i just wanted another drink.

funny story to tell now. hahaha.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Some bitch must have ratted you out for whatever reason. Just watch yourself when drinking and driving, don't need to lose anymore female members of the bag.

[Cybouncer]

I was hoping it was the Mirage on L.I.

I bounce there and was probably the one who threw him out!

[Ballbuster1]

I was hoping it was the Mirage on L.I.

I bounce there and was probably the one who threw him out!

Him be a girl, sir. :action-sm

[whiskeydick]

I got kicked out of a club in Nashville for turning my hat around backwards. They told me I had to go, when I asked for my $20 cover back they grabed me, one choked me out unconcience and threw me headfirst in the street. Had about 12 people with me and wasnt drunk. Manager came out trying to give everyone in party 1 yr free admission. He knew they fucked up...

[Cybouncer]

Him be a girl, sir. :action-sm


Oops:icon_redf

Takes a lot for a chick to get tossed! :action-sm

[LonleyTcell]

I hate that friggen club. Im guessing its the one in long island your talking about. People there like to just show how fancy they are. Im a semi fancy man myself but im not on that fag fancy level those people are.