Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 89 1-30-06

[APortablePhone]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/superstarsbar.jpg

Morning buddies

[Chester'sLiver]

Hearing Flair just makes me think of how bad he was in the rumble last night. Worse Rumble I have ever seen BTW.

[Chester'sLiver]

Those Ice Cream bars ruled... I use to eat them all the time. Which Expalins how I became the fat kid.

[Deadbent]

Thassssmah pleaaaashuhhhh..

[Redding]

I hope they talk about the rumble tonight it was so bad, i knew rey was gonna win because they were playing up the eddie thing too much. also how can you not have the rumble as the main event. i fucking hate the undertaker the only reason that match was the main event was so they could bring him back

[Chester'sLiver]

I hope they talk about the rumble tonight it was so bad, i knew rey was gonna win because they were playing up the eddie thing too much. also how can you not have the rumble as the main event. i fucking hate the undertaker the only reason that match was the main event was so they could bring him back
It was bad. Big SHow and Kane lasting like 10 mins total. All the big guys came out in the beginning and lasted no more then 5 mins each. It stunk.

[APortablePhone]

Elvis Costello? I feel like I'm in Less Than Zero.

Disappear here.

[Redding]

It was bad. Big SHow and Kane lasting like 10 mins total. All the big guys came out in the beginning and lasted no more then 5 mins each. It stunk.


Well that was because HHH was in early and needed to make some key eliminations so he would still have heat even if rey eliminated him

[APortablePhone]

Worse Rumble I have ever seen BTW.

Could it be worse than this disturbing picture I found using Google Image Search?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/battleroyal83aq.jpg

It's far too warm.

[Jigzaw]

Morning kidz Well I'm glad I don't watch wrestling then. But on the other hand saw Underworld 2 on Sat and thats 2 hours of my life I'll never get back. What a piece of shit that was, it wasn't even a movie

[APortablePhone]

But on the other hand saw Underworld 2 on Sat and thats 2 hours of my life I'll never get back. What a piece of shit that was, it wasn't even a movie

I can't believe anyone saw the original Underworld and thought "I have to go see the follow up!"

[Chester'sLiver]

I can't believe anyone saw the original Underworld and thought "I have to go see the follow up!"
I liked the first one. what is the backstory with Piazza and Eddie Trunk

[Redding]

Could it be worse than this disturbing picture I found using Google Image Search?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/battleroyal83aq.jpg

It's far too warm.

you know its a bad pic when tommy dreamer is wearing a title

[APortablePhone]

what is the backstory with Piazza and Eddie Trunk

http://www.eddietrunk.com/xm.php

Long story short, Piazza blasted some of the music on the Boneyard, shit went down with the guy who programs the station, Eddie Trunk...your mom's box.

[Deadbent]

What the fug are they putting fries on the corned beef for? What do they have? Small plates?

[Chester'sLiver]

http://www.eddietrunk.com/xm.php

Long story short, Piazza blasted some of the music on the Boneyard, shit went down with the guy who programs the station, Eddie Trunk...your mom's box.
I read it, thats is nuts. Is Charlie Logan realted to Eric?

***Now Im starvin.

[Redding]

ron said when he gets his 2 dollar sandwich he tips a buck i thought ron was a 2 dollar tipper...because thats what he does he tips everyone 2 bucks

[Deadbent]

ron said when he gets his 2 dollar sandwich he tips a buck i thought ron was a 2 dollar tipper...because thats what he does he tips everyone 2 bucks



That's only to black gentlemen in green suits that stand in bathrooms he's in.

Ronnie-twobucks.

[Redding]

Sandra Bullock married jessie james...when did she marry the road dog

[Chester'sLiver]

ron said when he gets his 2 dollar sandwich he tips a buck i thought ron was a 2 dollar tipper...because thats what he does he tips everyone 2 bucks
it wasn't tips, he just gives random people (espically old black gentlemen in lime green suits) 2 bucks. So they call him Ronnie Two Bucks.

[Redding]

That's only to black gentlemen in green suits that stand in bathrooms he's in.

Ronnie-twobucks.


i miss ronnie twobucks

[Chester'sLiver]

I would be perfectly happy to sit back and just be Reese Witherspoon's husband. I would bang her silly and just be a well kept man.

[APortablePhone]

I read it, thats is nuts. Is Charlie Logan realted to Eric?

They certainly don't have the same barber

Charlie Logan
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/preview_charlie_logan.jpg

Eric Logan
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/eric_logan.jpg

I'm working on a sequel to Crash.
"You tell that fucking beaner that no fucking spick wetback is going to feel up some ****** bitch in front of her chink husband."

[Redding]

I would be perfectly happy to sit back and just be Reese Witherspoon's husband. I would bang her silly and just be a well kept man.


...is KFED on wackbag?

[Chester'sLiver]

People actually went to see Big Momma's House 2????? God damn black people will see anything.

[Redding]

yeah they will i wonder if there were any shootings during it

[APortablePhone]

People actually went to see Big Momma's House 2????? God damn black people will see anything.

28 million dollars and I guarantee the majority of the audience was white and midwestern. Rubes love Martin Lawerence shuckin' and jivin' in a fat suit comedy, as it's only about two steps away from a minstrel show. But I know casual racism is all the rage on Wackbag, so I'll let it go.

Miss Stepin Fetchit

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/1920s_Stepin_Fetchit_Tobacco_Card.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

Buddies.

[Chester'sLiver]

But I know casual racism is all the rage on Wackbag, so I'll let it go.

Uh not casual racism. Its a black movie and I just thought no one in thier right mind could go sit that dog shit.

[Chester'sLiver]

They lost Fez and that is hard to do. This is how bad the WWE now is.

[Redding]

its nice to know that fez is tired of cena too

[Redding]

I cant stand hearing patricia heaton but i would definitely plow her

[APortablePhone]

Uh not casual racism. Its a black movie and I just thought no one in thier right mind could go sit that dog shit.

It's no more a black movie than Amos 'n' Andy was a black radio/TV show. It's not even a horror movie.

Sorry sir, it's see 500 knitter jokes a day and not just lump everything together.

The WWE is beyond awful. I try to give RAW a chance every now and again but it's just embarrassing and covered with flop sweat.

[Redding]

It's no more a black movie than Amos 'n' Andy was a black radio/TV show. It's not even a horror movie.

Sorry sir, it's see 500 knitter jokes a day and not just lump everything together.

The WWE is beyond awful. I try to give RAW a chance every now and again but it's just embarrassing and covered with flop sweat.

i only watch wrestling anymore because i have tivo

[Chester'sLiver]

The WWE is beyond awful. I try to give RAW a chance every now and again but it's just embarrassing and covered with flop sweat.
They were on the right track though all they had to do was keep the belt of Cena, he stinks and no one over the age of 9 likes him.

i only watch wrestling anymore because i have tivo
Good point though.

[APortablePhone]

If you are going to put your thumb print on anything at the Museum Of Modern Art, pick "Broadway Boogie Woogie" by Piet Mondrian.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/Mondrian_broadway_boogie-woogie.gif

Blech

Someone once spray painted "KILL LIES ALL" in red on Pablo Picasso's painting "Guernica" in the 1970's.

[NORTONnFRIENDS]

Buddies!

[SOS]

Kentucky, Texas, Arkansa! Callers from which state next?

[APortablePhone]

"I gotta touch me that Rosetta Stone!"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/skw-stone.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

Holy shit, buddays!!!!

My computer is a mess.

Anyone else having trouble lisyening online????

[APortablePhone]

Ron was thinking of the statue on Victor Noir's grave in France that is said to bring fertility by rubbing the crotch. Girls also leave him flowers. You can see how worn down the crotch is...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/VictorNoir.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/VictorNoir03.jpg

There is also the statue of Guidarello Guidarelli in Italy, but girls only kiss him.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/Lombardo-GuidarelloGuidarellipartic.jpg

[Deadbent]

I need some statues built like that in my likeness.

[ChimneyFish]

Who's going to be on third mike tomorrow????
I missed it.

[APortablePhone]

Don The Hypnotist's website
http://www.hypnotictouch.com/
(warning, circa 1999 webpage design)

I need some statues built like that in my likeness.
He better have a phone in his hand and a buddy standing next to him.

Who's going to be on third mike tomorrow????
Danny from O&A.

[silentbob8201]

yeah he was supposed to be on Friday then nothing

[ChimneyFish]

I hate elevators.
Damn you caustrophobia!!!!

[APortablePhone]

Bringing your own fork into a restaurant, please stop Ronnie. You are giving Anthony ideas.

I hate seeing lipstick on a glass. It always happens to my grandmother, it's fucking horrific.

I enjoy the body glitter, and especially O&A's old rants about it, thankfully I don't have a girlfriend to get me in trouble if I have some on me. Not that many girls seem to wear it these days.

[Chester'sLiver]

When I went to Florida last month me and my step-dad everytime we were on the elevator would press every button to just piss people off. We were on floor 4 out of 5 so we would press 4 then 5 and as soon as we passed 3 press 3 and 2 so whoever got on had to go up and then hit every floor on the way back down. I laughed my ass off everytime someone got on after us.

[earlshog]

in our building you can only reenter on certain floors so you have to take the elevator one floor... and yes I feel like a duschebag everytime some one else is in the elevator with me

[APortablePhone]

When I went to Florida last month me and my step-dad everytime we were on the elevator would press every button to just piss people off.

Did you do some "Is your refrigerator running?" prank calls after this?

[Chester'sLiver]

have ron and fez taken a break?

[Chester'sLiver]

Did you do some "Is your refrigerator running?" prank calls after this?
no APP we didn't. You are always ruining my fun.

[mikeyboy]

have ron and fez taken a break?

No.

[ChimneyFish]

have ron and fez taken a break?


Not since I've neen listening.(11:30)

[Chester'sLiver]

No.
I thought so, I was sitting here going I will go piss when they break and I thought I missed it or something.

[APortablePhone]

no APP we didn't. You are always ruining my fun.

I'm what they call a "party pooper."

[Chester'sLiver]

oooo here it is.

[APortablePhone]

How long is this break going to be!?!?!?!?

Miss my buddies.

[Chester'sLiver]

Here is a question for you guys...Have ever been at a urinal and while taking a piss get the feeling ah man I gotta shit. Its a really odd thing to move from the urinal to the stall, I think you can only do it if no one else is in there. I was just wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else.

[APortablePhone]

This song is painful to listen to. Catchy hook though.

Not as toe-tapping as some of the numbers off of her first album though.

[ChimneyFish]

Here is a question for you guys...Have ever been at a urinal and while taking a piss get the feeling ah man I gotta shit. Its a really odd thing to move from the urinal to the stall, I think you can only do it if no one else is in there. I was just wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else.


Never happened to me in public, only at home.

[Deadbent]

Few years back, before I parked in a garage, heh..
Dead of winter, still dark at 6 in the morning, below zero.
I walk out to my car, and see the windows unusually frosted over, and what appeared to be my moonroof broken.
I get closer, approach.. and see theres some black dude SLEEPING... in the fucking drivers seat. Needless to say that guy didn't have too good of a day, but I couldn't get over the fact someone broke in and was sleeping there for a month.
I wish I had something cool to say to him like "You're gonna die." too.

[Chester'sLiver]

Never happened to me in public, only at home.
You have a urinal at home??:icon_conf

[ChimneyFish]

What is this shit????

[APortablePhone]

What is this shit????

Lindsay Lohan's tune "Confessions Of A Broken Heart (Daughter To Father)."

The fact that they are trying to sue James Frey for the time spent reading his book tells you exactly what kind of rubes watch Oprah.

Can't wait to get a first edition of Fez's book.

[Chester'sLiver]

I love these Fez Bits. They are the funniest things.

[ChimneyFish]

You have a urinal at home??:icon_conf


L-O-L!!!!
You know what the fuck I mean.:icon_wink



But, yes, I do.
I also have a personal bathroom attendant.
His name's Bubba.

[Jimbo929]

Here is a question for you guys...Have ever been at a urinal and while taking a piss get the feeling ah man I gotta shit. Its a really odd thing to move from the urinal to the stall, I think you can only do it if no one else is in there. I was just wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else.
The transition from urinal to stall has to be done quickly.

[Jigzaw]

God does Fez write this shit himself, I fucking rolling here

[APortablePhone]

Fez put in his own http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/stent2.jpg

Wow!

[Chester'sLiver]

God does Fez write this shit himself, I fucking rolling here
I think he and ron togther come up with it. The questions after are always a riot too.

[ChimneyFish]

"It better not be bad news, or you may find yourself bleedin."


Fucking classic, Fezzy.

[Deadbent]

Just more reasons why your buddaaays are broadcasters extraordinare.

[Jimbo929]

A combination of Hawaiian Punch, and shit... funny Fez

[Jigzaw]

Nah no... Nah no... Nah no...

[ChimneyFish]

I would buy Fezzys' book.

[Chester'sLiver]

OK Pam Anderson is offically done. She hit the wall a while back anyway.

[APortablePhone]

Ugh, couldn't Kanye West get a more attractive gal?

Pam Anderson is the best piece of ass in Hollywood...in 2006...yeah, sure.

[ChimneyFish]

Ugh, couldn't Kanye West get a more attractive gal?

Pam Anderson is the best piece of ass in Hollywood...in 2006...yeah, sure.



That's alright. They deserve each other.
Two worthless pieces of garbage.

[LiddyRules]

Pam Anderson is a pig. And the biggest salt and pepper couple: Cloak and Dagger.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Cloak_and_Dagger_1_%281983%29.jpg

[Jigzaw]

Christ between the two of them that would make a nasty mutated strain of Hep C

[ChimneyFish]

Christ between the two of them that would make a nasty mutated strain of Hep C


With no musical skills.

[Chester'sLiver]

Now Earl knows how we feel everytime a black guy puts on a nice suit.

[LiddyRules]

When Ron called Heidi a "Nazi model" did that make her hotter to anyone else?

[Jigzaw]

That was quick Liddy, pulled that one out fast like a gunslinger. I forgot all about Cloak and Dagger and I used to have that comic

[APortablePhone]

Now Earl knows how we feel everytime a black guy puts on a nice suit.

What was that you were saying earlier about casual racism?

[Chester'sLiver]

What was that you were saying earlier about casual racism?
I said it wasn't casual... That was straight out.

[ChimneyFish]

I was going to say Tito, but Ron pulled out Randy.



Miss Tito.

[APortablePhone]

Miss Divine Brown's one appearance in ECW.

[Deadbent]

Miss Divine Brown's one appearance in ECW.


Haha, holy shit.
Good memory.

[earlshog]

I said it wasn't casual... That was straight out.


missed blatant racism... glad to have it back...

[LiddyRules]

missed blatant racism... glad to have it back... Go to the Current Events forum

[APortablePhone]

Haha, holy shit.
Good memory.

I spent many weekend nights in the mid-90's either at the ECW Arena or watching it on television. Fun times, fun times indeed.

Go to the Current Events forum

I'll keep this in my scrapbook of all the reasons you are my favorite poster on these message boards.

[ChimneyFish]

I was listening to last Wednesdays show yesterday.
Thr commercial for the upcoming guests was brilliant.


Has nothing to do with anything.
Just thought I'd bring it up.:icon_wink



"Gary Glitter's going to be in to tell us the best places to fuck kids in Vietnam"
Genius.

[LiddyRules]

Thr commercial for the upcoming guests was brilliant. I liked "Wated Oscar Adrien Brody." Pianist was so overrated.

[ChimneyFish]

I liked "Wated Oscar Adrien Brody." Pianist was so overrated.


They played it twice during the replay. I "laughed out loud" both times.

[APortablePhone]

Pianist was so overrated.

Miss Roman Polanski making good films. It was only thirty years ago.

[Redding]

Wilco is fucking amazing

[ChimneyFish]

My friend loves Wilco.
I just can't get into it.

[Redding]

saw them in philly with my morning jacket best show i saw this summer

[ChimneyFish]

saw them in philly with my morning jacket best show i saw this summer


My friend was there.
He wanted me to go.

[Redding]

My friend was there.
He wanted me to go.

if you would of went it might have changed your mind about them, i went with a couple friends who were not completely fans, now they love the band

[APortablePhone]

Never much for Wilco, even back in their "alt-country" days. I'll take The Beachwood Sparks over Wilco any day.

[mikeyboy]

I love Wilco, but they aren't for everyone.

[ChimneyFish]

if you would of went it might have changed your mind about them, i went with a couple friends who were not completely fans, now they love the band


The songwriting's good, I just wasn't feeling anything from the albums I've heard.

[Footthing]

love when ron go "when you say she do you mean he"

[LiddyRules]

Russel Crowe Jerkin' Round The World!

[APortablePhone]

I jacked off a few times at high school, including the dark room in photography class, and in a few bathrooms. Including my aunt's bathroom when I was in Nevada attending my uncle's funeral. I also dug through my cousin's underwear drawer while there, could only find the bras though.

[Chester'sLiver]

Am I the only one who deson't care about ESD's jacking habits?

[LiddyRules]

I go to funerals of people I don't know sometimes. Don't jerk there though.

[APortablePhone]

Am I the only one who deson't care about ESD's jacking habits?

Miss Fez eating lunch with Ron and Earl.

[Redding]

Eastside dave is breaking the first rule of jack club, you dont talk about jack club...love to see a photoshop of that

[Redding]

When ESD jacked at the grave of william wallace did he yell FREEDOM

[ChimneyFish]

I've jacked in the woods before.
It's one of the wierdest experiances I've ever had.

[Redding]

my mom caught me jacking like 2 weeks ago, im still at home it was so weird all i could do was laugh

[APortablePhone]

my mom caught me jacking like 2 weeks ago, im still at home it was so weird all i could do was laugh

I've never been caught. I'm a black ninja, fuckface!

[Redding]

When i was 14 i actually snuck into my friends house, because his dad had a collection of porn in the house and i knew they always kept the back door open so i snuck in and jacked into a pair of his moms underwear

[silentbob8201]

if he jacked off in the basement of the Alamo damn you fez you beat me to it

[ChimneyFish]

I've never been caught. I'm a black ninja, fuckface!


Same here.:icon_evil

[APortablePhone]

What East Side Dave jerks off to...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/monticello.jpg

Jerking off in a sauna = crusing for gay sex.

[LiddyRules]

I'm beginning to realize that R&F listeners are a lot more depraved than the O&A listeners. And it's odd how many Southerners are digging the show.

[ChimneyFish]

They never acknowledged the demise of TalkRadioFans, did they????

[Redding]

im into more mature jacking material
http://www.roi-president.com/galerie/images/Louvre.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

And it's odd how many Southerners are digging the show.



I've found that strange since the beginning.
They seem to make up a good part of the caller base.

[silentbob8201]

remember the Ron and Ron show was huge in the south back in the day soooooooooooo.

[Redding]

Terrence Howard should get a oscar nod for his turn in get rich or die trying, poor guy was in two of the best movies of the year (hustle and flow, crash) and one of the worst

[ChimneyFish]

remember the Ron and Ron show was huge in the south back in the day soooooooooooo.


I was wondering if that was the reason.
Plus they were syndicated to Florida when they were at WJFK.

[Redding]

The only ones i know that dont like R&F are O&A fans that think if you like another radio show your not a true O&A fan

[APortablePhone]

Terrence Howard should get a oscar nod for his turn in get rich or die trying, poor guy was in two of the best movies of the year (hustle and flow, crash) and one of the worst

Don't forget Terrence Howard's star role in Glitter.

I've never seen a Terrence Howard movie, and I'm proud of that fact.

[Chester'sLiver]

The only ones i know that dont like R&F are O&A fans that think if you like another radio show your not a true O&A fan
All I know is that my cousin hated Ron and Fez when they first started and now he loves them. He talks to me more about them then O and A.

[Redding]

When you invite people you dont know, they just end up jacking in the bathroom

[Redding]

Don't forget Terrence Howard's star role in Glitter.

I've never seen a Terrence Howard movie, and I'm proud of that fact.


I havent either but for some reason im full of facts and opinions about actors i have never seen

[APortablePhone]

Hate kid's birthday parties.
Hate weddings.

I'd rather go to a loved one's funeral than a kid's birthday party.

[Chester'sLiver]

I havent either but for some reason im full of facts and opinions about actors i have never seen
You are in the right place then.

[Deadbent]

Holy shit. Shame on me for not recording the show right now.

The wedding rant is priceless. Brilliant, even.


Mr. Ronnie-neverlies.

[APortablePhone]

I havent either but for some reason im full of facts and opinions about actors i have never seen

Sarcasm noted.

And I did see a few minutes of Ray where there was a CG humming bird and Ray was explaining his super powers to a girl. Great stuff, better than X-Men.

[ChimneyFish]

All I know is that my cousin hated Ron and Fez when they first started and now he loves them. He talks to me more about them then O and A.


I think a lot of people get into them that way.
It took me awhile, but now I'm to the point that if(or should I say when) the boys get themselves fired, I'll be keeping XM for Ron & Fez.

[Redding]

You are in the right place then.

Thank you SIIIRRR its nice to know i have a place that i belong.

and on the whole engagement party thing, my friend, at least i think hes still my friend since we dont talk because the whore owns him, had a bachelor party that included star wars episode 3, red robin for dinner, then poker at a friends house because he decided to invite her father and brother.

[APortablePhone]

my friend, at least i think hes still my friend since we dont talk because the whore owns him
How long have you and Rich Vos been friends?

Nothing like an 8-ball before the wedding.

[ChimneyFish]

at least i think hes still my friend since we dont talk because the whore owns him


It's a shame.
I'm seriously running out of friends because of that.

[Redding]

How long have you a Rich Vos been friends?

Nothing like an 8-ball before the wedding.

yeah he had friends....But im dodgin em

[XMScott]

A lot of "Scotts" call into Ron and Fez?

Just me that notices this?

[APortablePhone]

Yeah, marriage is just like dating except you signed a written contract.

When will people learn?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/bigmistake.jpg

I only know of one happily married couple.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/paulandkarla.jpg

[LiddyRules]

i don't want to ever get married, it seems horrible

[ChimneyFish]

Who is that APP????

[Redding]

I only know of one happily married couple.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/paulandkarla.jpg

your gonna have to help me with that one?

[ChimneyFish]

See ya, buddays.

[APortablePhone]

Who is that APP????

You only get a few clues..

Miss Tammy Lyn Homolka
Miss Kristen French
Miss Leslie Mahaffy

[Redding]

See ya, heading to the O&A thread for the replay maybe APP can tell me what he meant

[ChimneyFish]

You only get a few clues..

Miss Tammy Lyn Homolka
Miss Kristen French
Miss Leslie Mahaffy


Well, I lost.
I don't know any of them.
At least they don't sound familiar.:icon_conf

[LiddyRules]

I figured it out by right clicking on the picture and typing in the name of the picture. I think I saw them on some HBO show.