Raw 1/30

[Kyle]

The Champ is back
January 30, 2006


Hot on the heels of the Royal Rumble, “The Champ” is back as RAW rolls into Orlando, Florida, tonight.

Last night, John Cena defeated Edge at the Royal Rumble to once again become WWE Champion. After the match, Edge was irate when Todd Grisham asked him about becoming the “transitional champion” he said he wouldn’t be. With a full 24 hours to soak it in, will the Rated R Superstar have anything to say about losing the WWE Championship?

Also last night, Triple H nearly went the distance, being the second-to-last man eliminated from the Royal Rumble Match after drawing No. 1. Will the Game have anything to say about his performance?

Plus, Gregory Helms shocked everyone by entering the Open Invitational Match at the Royal Rumble, outlasting five SmackDown Superstars to become the new Cruiserweight Champion. What’s next for the former superhero now that he had brought the gold to RAW?

Find out the answers to these questions and more tonight at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.


Well, looks like a lot of long promos tonight.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Also last night, Triple H nearly went the distance, being the second-to-last man eliminated from the Royal Rumble Match after drawing No. 1. Will the Game have anything to say about his performance?

When DOESN'T he have anything to say about his performance? Nice to see that Raw is going to turn into HHHfest again...

[numfar]

It was only a matter of time. I was glad that they focused less on the Game over the past few months. It's his time to be back on top for a little while. I've almost missed the guy, but once he gives another 20min promo, I'll be ready for him to leave again.

[Chester'sLiver]

John Cena and Edge will square off tonight in a WWE Championship rematch from the Royal Rumble.
Any chance on Edge getting the belt back a night later...That would be cool. but won't happen.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

it would be cool, but won't happen. I bet that Helms having the Cruiserweight belt, he'll get one promo just to say that he's off to Smackdown...either that or that belt will go the way of the European title.

At least RVD should be on tv...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I laughed so hard I had to share this gem with anyone who's going to watch tonight's Raw

First of all, not only does Cena have the goddamn belt again, but now he apparently has access to a spaceship.

[prozac]

Just saw the Royal Rumble....not bad but the Angle-Henry match went nowhere. I'll tune in the Raw tonight and see what happens.

[Baby Evil]

Just saw the Royal Rumble....not bad but the Angle-Henry match went nowhere. I'll tune in the Raw tonight and see what happens.

Not Bad?

We have midget fighting for a dead mid carder in the Wrestlemania Main Event.

The WWE stole Edge's manhood and validity.

JBL got his ass kicked by Earthworm Jim.

The WWE could have had the great lesbian heel turn by Trish, and pussied out.

HHH was in the Royal Rumble with the midget for roughly 13 years.

Mark Henry got a main event (because it had to be in his contract to get one).

Finally, The Undertaker is staging another "I am the great unstoppable Satan" run so he can win another fucking meaningless Westlemania match so he can continue to be the most successful wrestler in Wrestlemania history.

I'm not bitter though.

[FAngel]

JBL got his ass kicked by Earthworm Jim.



Best line in a wrestling thread EVER on Wackbag.:rotf: :rotf:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

JBL got his ass kicked by Earthworm Jim.
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

FAngel, you're right on the money there....but not as money as Baby Evil

[Nimrod]

The Champ is back

Cue the boos and the Cena sucks chants

[Baby Evil]

Thank you I get one good line a year...I am just glad it was on wackbag.

I was pissed last night that I couldn't be on here during the PPV, because some of you all killed me when I was reading the Royal Rumble thread, but to justify spending the money on the PPV I had to invite some friends over so I could charge them.

[Perch1019]

Best line in a wrestling thread EVER on Wackbag.:rotf: :rotf:

then you missed the doozie by someone last night during the rumble. I think it was something to the effect of eddie saying Rey was ripping him off, "ese, tell em ferdnando. "

[Baby Evil]

then you missed the doozie by someone last night during the rumble. I think it was something to the effect of eddie saying Rey was ripping him off, "ese, tell em ferdnando. "

Yeah that did have me laughing hard when I read it later.

[Baby Evil]

Vince is White, but he moves more when he walks than Jimmie "JJ" Walker

[Baby Evil]

Did anyone hear the redneck yell out "Vince you're a homo fag?"

[sherwood]

anyone catch that F bomb by vince? "come on shawn hit me, right in the fuckin jaw come on shawn"

[Baby Evil]

Snitsky vs. RVD...Snitsky is Russian for Dark Card

[Baby Evil]

Loves to give golden showers....call Lil Jimmy

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I missed the show so far...anything mildly amusing? Cena get booed?

I could swear that I heard King finally say, "This is not about Eddie Guerrero, this is about Rey Mysterio" It's about time that someone on mic tried to bring that point up...too bad Joey Styles then had to follow it up with "Chavo Guerrero is keeping the name of Eddie Guerrero and the Guerrero family alive!!":yuck2:

Holy shit! Coach dropping knowledge!! "The fans aren't cheering for Chavo Guerrero because he's good, they cheer for him out of simpathy"

hahahahahhahaha, Triple H mocking the Eddie Jr. crew...God bless this man!

[Baby Evil]

I loved the last remark that Chavo didn't even like Eddie

[FAngel]

then you missed the doozie by someone last night during the rumble. I think it was something to the effect of eddie saying Rey was ripping him off, "ese, tell em ferdnando. "

Aww, I feel special - that was ME.:icon_cool

[Baby Evil]

Aww, I feel special - that was ME.:icon_cool

That was Fucking Brilliant

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I think someone from the WWE must have been reading our Royal Rumble thread last night...Coach is dropping all of these "enough with the Eddie shit" lines. Thank God

Man, I don't like that they just keep tossing guys together into tag teams when they are pushing both of them as singles wrestlers...why even bother with a tag division if that's how you're going to do it?

[ratedRsuperstar]

yeah jd. they only have a few true teams now as compared to years ago when the tag division was credible. ie: new age outlaws, the rockers, demolition or even the fuckin bushwhackers

[ratedRsuperstar]

i said i wasn't going to watch tonight but as opie once said "old habits die young". i'm just scannin the crowd for another erock sign

[Jimmy's Dignity]

so are we making odds on Edge winning the belt back?

[FAngel]

What the fuck was that Wrestlemania ad? Is it 1986?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I think they're just running highlights from the last Wrestlemania that was in Chicago....Wrestlemania 2:icon_eek:


ps> The Great Outdoors is on AMC right now

[Baby Evil]

To answer you both:

JD Edge is my 4 to 1 favorite

FA I am looking forward to the "Mega" Shorties match between Rey Mysterio and Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Loser is buried alive with Miss Elizabeth.

[ratedRsuperstar]

brokeback wrestlemania. wtf has happened to my now former favorite show. they're not gonna let cena drop it that quick. i'm sure everyone agrees that it was known edge wouldn't hold it long cause cena had the belt knittered up and that's not edge's style. they only give custom belts to people who keep them a while like stone cold's and the rock's

[Jimmy's Dignity]

speaking of belts and title changes...did they mention anything about Gregory Helms winning the Cruiserweight title?

[Aaron Burrito]

Not yet. Unless I missed it. (tv is muted)

[ratedRsuperstar]

i'd love to see edge get it back and keep it for a lil bit. edge was always a fave of mine except for the brood angle from a few years ago. shit the ttriple threat tag tlc w/ the dudley's and hardy's was the best match they've put on in years

[Jimmy's Dignity]

nevermind...I just found it on WWE.com. First question was "What does it mean to be back on Smackdown as the Cruiserweight Champion?"

What's up with Shelton's momma being in a wheelchair?

EDIT: The Brood is still more gooder than the Heartthrobs

[ratedRsuperstar]

for this match hit the kelsey grammar clip

[Baby Evil]

Nothing about Helms...they may move him to Smackdown now.

[ratedRsuperstar]

where the wwe fucked up is when they bought out the competition. if vince had any real buisness sense he would've have done it as quietly as possible and left nitro and ecw stand alone and have intercompany matches for mania. especially ecw.

[FAngel]

Anybody else miss Goldust when he had Tourette's?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"I didn't raise no knitter quitter!"

hahhaha, Tourette's Golddust was good

[ratedRsuperstar]

shelton was gettin a good push til they went with the donovan mcnabb storyline.

[Baby Evil]

Miss Soundboard Tourette's Goldust

[Jimmy's Dignity]

well I guess (read "hope") that we just saw how the IC title comes off Flair.

Wow...Mickie's tits look phenominal. Whoa, speaking of tits....

[Action Blackson]

Rey Mysterio Jr. is a FAG!

[FAngel]

:looks above:

Yeah...wait, what?

[Baby Evil]

Spirit Squad...Praying for the Titan Tron to fall

[Jimmy's Dignity]

:haha7: "She loves you since the day she saw you naked!

Only semi-amusing thing the Fag Squad as said

[mikeybot]

Thanks to the board I sort of got back into watching this.
Again, Spirt Squad = Ghey

[FAngel]

HAHAHA!

"She's a psycho!"

Where is this crowd? They're great!

[Baby Evil]

With acting like that Mickie could get into porn or something

[FAngel]

"Oh, Trish, you're the best EVER! The best EVER! I love you so much, you're just the best EVER! I can talk to you about anything, tell you anything...I love you so much, my babe, MY babe...you're the best EVER!"

[Baby Evil]

Has anyone else heard the rumor that Trish isn't a fan of the cock...and we all know that Vince has wanted to do a lesbian angle for years hmmmmm.....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

this entire segment only proves one thing.....

I love tits, (http://www.absolutecelebrities.com/img/trish_stratus/ZS034-Trish_Stratus.jpg) tits, (http://www.dory-funk.com/alexis05.JPG) and more tits (http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3968/0627raw790gt.jpg)

.....wait...what rumor is this? Is Trish a fishmonger? Biggest. Loss. Ever. :cry3: :cry3: :cry3:

[mikeybot]

Wow.
Those were some not so special effects they used for Undertaker there.

[Action Blackson]

Here's the right link... (http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=6620279)

I have seen it on a few boards now...

[FAngel]

Here's the right link... (http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=6620279)

I have seen it on a few boards now...

...........yeah.

[Stupid typing guy]I heard there were 5 different Undertakers! Bruno Sammartino deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame! Vince screwed Bret![/Stupid typing guy]

[FAngel]

Strap in, kids - time for the crown to come back where it belongs. You gotta believe.

[Baby Evil]

Half the people hate him, the other half thinks he's ok...your champion...John Cena

[ratedRsuperstar]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9272/tg1mc.jpg

[Action Blackson]

...........yeah.

[Stupid typing guy]I heard there were 5 different Undertakers! Bruno Sammartino deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame! Vince screwed Bret![/Stupid typing guy]
Hey dick smoke... I didn't write the shit... just posting it.

[Baby Evil]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9272/tg1mc.jpg

Nice:clap: :clap:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9272/tg1mc.jpg
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Bravo!!

and as for that Cena equation...I say it's 1/3 loathe him, 1/3 are ambivalent, and the last 3rd are children/women who like him and their voices come over mics easier than the low rumbling bass of the boos:icon_mrgr

Hey Action....I love the Slick Rick avatar

[Baby Evil]

Hey dick smoke... I didn't write the shit... just posting it.

Last nights PPV...$34.95
My TV...$1999.99
Seeing a guy type "DICK SMOKE" with a picture of Easy E on his sig...priceless

[Action Blackson]

John Cena as champion is a 100% accurate representation of WWE's current product.

[ratedRsuperstar]

John Cena as champion is a 100% accurate representation of WWE's current product.

are you sayin that cause he's black?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

they keep plugging WWE Unlimited, but I looked for it on their website...all the link does it take you to the "highlights" from last week's Unlimited

Please let this Raw end well...please have Edge win and Lita stick the belt in her box

whoa...that was a pretty cool submission on Edge's part

[Baby Evil]

John Cena as champion is a 100% accurate representation of WWE's current product.

I think that Shelton Benjamin mother should get the WWE championship because:

-She's Black
-She's a woman
-She represents people dumb enough to pay to go see a Martin Lawrence movie.

Look at all of the demographics covered.

[ratedRsuperstar]

cue the music...

the house next door to me's been sold to cena
he claims to a whiteboy from M A
there ain't a shuckin me he's colored people
we'll make cowboys and cenas our new game

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm scared...for some reason I feel like Vince is going to come out, screw over Cena (making all of us euphoric), but then being involved in two major storylines

and there's the obligatory Ref Bump in a championship match

haha, man OBA, you're on fire!

that stupid fucking twat....please tell me that there's a clause in his rematch contract that states that if Cena gets DQ'd he loses the belt:icon_eek:

[mikeybot]

UGH.
What a predictable shit end.

[Baby Evil]

Shitty

[Action Blackson]

are you sayin that cause he's black?


No because he's pathetic... a wigger gimmick as WWE champ... disgusting.

[ratedRsuperstar]

start a bullshit chant. keepin the white man down again

[Baby Evil]

I'm going to watch Celebrity Fat Club

[Action Blackson]

Just give Angle both the belts... he's the only wrestler out there that matters anymore.

[ratedRsuperstar]

i say they should push lashley. he's basically a black goldberg circa wcw days of old

[Action Blackson]

I say Vince McMahon sells the company to someone that doesn't have their head up their ass.

[ratedRsuperstar]

i'm puncin outta this thread and headin to the PS thread. catch you fellas next monday. smackdown doesn't come on here til sunday at midnight.

[Baby Evil]

I say PPV's should be rated NC-17

[Perch1019]

Whats the deal with the "transitional champion"? I just turned it on for the last 10 minutest when they mentioned it during that awful ending. Wouldnt a transitional champion be someone who drop the strap to someone else after only holding it for a month or so? (ie: Sid to taker @ WM13) and not someone who drops it back to the guy who he got it from?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

....yeah, that's a good point Perch. What the hell's going on "whaa" ?

[Kyle]

It was an ok RAW...I dug the Chavo/HHH match, but the Cena/Edge thing ended badly. Maybe they're setting up a Lita turn, but that wouldn't really make sense. The only person her character could leave Edge for at this point is Matt Hardy and he's on Smackdown.

Anyway, I hate WWE's marketing...they don't even try to make things surprises anymore. That Wrestlemania 22 promo they aired ended with clearly visible pictures of four people in this order: Randy Orton, Kurt Angle, John Cena, Triple H. What are the rumored main events for Wrestlemania? Angle vs. Orton, Cena vs. HHH. I think that was a definite tell by them.

[Baby Evil]

It was an ok RAW...I dug the Chavo/HHH match, but the Cena/Edge thing ended badly. Maybe they're setting up a Lita turn, but that wouldn't really make sense. The only person her character could leave Edge for at this point is Matt Hardy and he's on Smackdown.

Anyway, I hate WWE's marketing...they don't even try to make things surprises anymore. That Wrestlemania 22 promo they aired ended with clearly visible pictures of four people in this order: Randy Orton, Kurt Angle, John Cena, Triple H. What are the rumored main events for Wrestlemania? Angle vs. Orton, Cena vs. HHH. I think that was a definite tell by them.

Where does Rey Mysterio fit into the main event with winning the Royal Rumble, and the thing with The Undertaker at the end of the Royal Rumble motioning for the belt?

[Papagolash]

Here's the right link... (http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=6620279)

I have seen it on a few boards now...


WOW Chris Hyatte, I was just thinking about him over the weekend. Man I knew of him YEARS back when that Scoops central site run by Al from NY was around. I loved that site, way back in 97.

[Kyle]

Where does Rey Mysterio fit into the main event with winning the Royal Rumble, and the thing with The Undertaker at the end of the Royal Rumble motioning for the belt?

The Undertaker's going to face Angle at No Way Out in February, or at least according to WWE's radio and TV ads.

As far as Rey, I'm assuming they're going to have him lose his "guaranteed" spot to either Orton or Triple H on TV somewhere down the road. Looks like maybe Triple H, since he spent most of tonight trashing Eddie Guerrero. They'll probably have him lure Rey into a match to "defend Eddie's honor" and HHH will beat him for the spot. That, or Randy will call him out and have Booker T. (who owes him a favor which they've been playing up on Smackdown) help Randy beat him for the spot, and then Rey will get stuck facing Booker for the U.S. Title while Randy takes the main event spot.

They seem hell bent on getting HHH and Randy Orton in the two main events this year. I think it sucks...I'd much rather see Cena/Edge and Angle/Mysterio

[Perch1019]

that chris hyatt thing is so out there. why would calloway return after the news was broken to him

[Kyle]

I don't think anyone mentioned it yet, but my favorite part of RAW last night was the Nature Boy talking to Shelton, and then the sequence of: Woooooo....strut away...turn around...another woooooo...strut a little further...turn...one more wooooo.

Had me laughing like a retard. The guy is my hero.