SOS
08-13-2002, 10:57 AM
O&A complain that nothing is on radio that does not sell. Anthony and Opie say that they want to listen to different songs that are constantly played on the radio. They complain about a radio contest where the contestants have to wait 3 hours to get tickets for Santana at Jones Beach. Anthony says that he got a WBAB graffiti T-shirt after he called in. It was mailed promptly unlikeWNEW. Opie said that they forged all the signatures when he was a DJ. A caller calls from Sacramento calls in to support their contestants. He is calling now because O&A are on tape-delay in Sacramento.
They then go on to the Yellow Discipline Tour hosted by Jim Norton at Count Basie Theater. They hear that Norton rocked and Vos killed. Norton said that Vos said "You really got lambaste." They then mention the WNEW promo where Opie says "A river runs threws it."
They then talk about Billy Staples who was called Fat Man before on O&A. He got booed before he got on stage. Anthony said it would have been a good time for him to commit suicide. He lives with his mother now.
Norton talks about how he got booed before he got on stage. Norton recalls when he got booed before he got on stage; he had one of the best sets. They talk about how Billy got booed off stage and then came back stage with Vos' urging. He then got booed off again.
They then talk about Christi McNickles and callers call in trying to prolong the bit by mentioning movies that she was in. Opie says that Anthony has a thing for her but Anthony denies it.
They then plug Sex for Sam 3. In SFS3, the couples will do it around New York City. They talk about how Ben's teams are jinxed. Anthony says says that the 2 point conversion is always a factor in winning. Caller Dave and Lisa want to do it but she doesn't sound that enthusiastic. They play a clip of Rick with the Cblockers at Rockefeller Center in SFS2. They also play a clip of Ben's team finishing on the roof of WNEW, unofficially ending their chances of winning
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Opie and Anthony are waiting for callers to come participate but so far they haven't had any good callers.
White Folks, a retired white pimp, comes in to the studio. He has a book to plug and gives a good ryme why people should buy it. Pimpnosis is the name of the book. "Pigs in wigs trying to goto the gigs." He had upscale hoes.
There will be a convention for the pimps in Memphis on September 27.
Crystal Phill, another retired pimp, calls up from Boston. Lots of white "pimps" ;) call up giving props to him.
White Folks says that one needs a mentor to know what to do when they want to start pimping.
Erica comes in trying to sell her cologne under the guise of having it as the number one way to pick up the ladies.
White Folks says to compliment the shoes.
Erica says not to use pick-up lines. O&A say that you don’t want to sound prepared. Erica says that going to a movie on the first date is a bad idea. Opie disagrees with her. Erica insists the first day should be to a classy restaurant. They then discuss whether one should wait when given a phone number. Norton tries to insult her but it goes no where. She says that she would not sleep with Norton. Erica leaves.
Erica was very hot even though she was as Vos is to comedy.
“That was reckless eyeballing.”
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They talk how awful that bit was because it was an infomercial to a cologne thats name was never mentioned on the air. White Folks left because of Erica. She didn’t even think about not sleeping with Norton. They then talk how the did not trash her because she was hot. They try to think of things that are wrong with her physically, such as some black stuff on the side of a tooth. A caller said that O&A caved in while Norton went after her.
Pimpnosis (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0066211654/qid=1029250696/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/102-6682356-6550544)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0066211654.01._PE30_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
They then go on to the Yellow Discipline Tour hosted by Jim Norton at Count Basie Theater. They hear that Norton rocked and Vos killed. Norton said that Vos said "You really got lambaste." They then mention the WNEW promo where Opie says "A river runs threws it."
They then talk about Billy Staples who was called Fat Man before on O&A. He got booed before he got on stage. Anthony said it would have been a good time for him to commit suicide. He lives with his mother now.
Norton talks about how he got booed before he got on stage. Norton recalls when he got booed before he got on stage; he had one of the best sets. They talk about how Billy got booed off stage and then came back stage with Vos' urging. He then got booed off again.
They then talk about Christi McNickles and callers call in trying to prolong the bit by mentioning movies that she was in. Opie says that Anthony has a thing for her but Anthony denies it.
They then plug Sex for Sam 3. In SFS3, the couples will do it around New York City. They talk about how Ben's teams are jinxed. Anthony says says that the 2 point conversion is always a factor in winning. Caller Dave and Lisa want to do it but she doesn't sound that enthusiastic. They play a clip of Rick with the Cblockers at Rockefeller Center in SFS2. They also play a clip of Ben's team finishing on the roof of WNEW, unofficially ending their chances of winning
break
Opie and Anthony are waiting for callers to come participate but so far they haven't had any good callers.
White Folks, a retired white pimp, comes in to the studio. He has a book to plug and gives a good ryme why people should buy it. Pimpnosis is the name of the book. "Pigs in wigs trying to goto the gigs." He had upscale hoes.
There will be a convention for the pimps in Memphis on September 27.
Crystal Phill, another retired pimp, calls up from Boston. Lots of white "pimps" ;) call up giving props to him.
White Folks says that one needs a mentor to know what to do when they want to start pimping.
Erica comes in trying to sell her cologne under the guise of having it as the number one way to pick up the ladies.
White Folks says to compliment the shoes.
Erica says not to use pick-up lines. O&A say that you don’t want to sound prepared. Erica says that going to a movie on the first date is a bad idea. Opie disagrees with her. Erica insists the first day should be to a classy restaurant. They then discuss whether one should wait when given a phone number. Norton tries to insult her but it goes no where. She says that she would not sleep with Norton. Erica leaves.
Erica was very hot even though she was as Vos is to comedy.
“That was reckless eyeballing.”
break
They talk how awful that bit was because it was an infomercial to a cologne thats name was never mentioned on the air. White Folks left because of Erica. She didn’t even think about not sleeping with Norton. They then talk how the did not trash her because she was hot. They try to think of things that are wrong with her physically, such as some black stuff on the side of a tooth. A caller said that O&A caved in while Norton went after her.
Pimpnosis (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0066211654/qid=1029250696/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/102-6682356-6550544)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0066211654.01._PE30_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg