I'm A Fucking Tool!!!!

[Boba Dousch]

Ok, so I met this girl the other night at a friends house and I REALLY liked her. We ended up making out and sleeping together (No Sex). I got her number the next morning and planned on calling her in a couple of days.

So today I sent her a text message about something we had talked about earlier that night. Right after I sent her the tex message I got a call, and there was a girl on the phone so I assumed it was the girl I had met a my friends house.

The girl on the phone said she wanted to go to a local bar with me and have a few drinks. I was so excited because I really liked this girl I had met.

The girl on the phone tells me that she will be there when American Idol is over. So around 9:00pm I text message the girl I had met a my friends and asked if her show was over yet. She sent me a text message back that said "Yeah American Idol how did you know?" I wrote back "You told me."

So I get to the bar and I saw my best friends ex-fiance there. We were pretty good friends when they were together and we talk online sometimes, but it's purly plutonic. I have no interest in her whatsoever.

So I was like "What are you doing here?" She told me she comes there every night. One of the first things I told her was I'm supposed to meet someone here.

After talking for a few minutes she finally said, "You do know that was me you were talking to on the phone right?"

So purly coincidental, I had sent the girl I met at my friends house the text and my friends ex-fiance had called me seconds later (her number comes up restricted so I didn't know who it was).

So I had a beer and then left, because I was so disapointed.

I feel like a giant tool, and now I have to call the girl I met a my friends and tell her the story, because I think it's halarious and she probably thinks I'm insane.

Wish me luck Wackbag, I'm going to need it to get out of this little mess I have gotten myself into. If anyone has any advice I would appreciate it.

Thanks for reading my story, sorry if it was too long or didn't make sence. I'll answer any questions anyone has if it was confusing and your interested.

[CM Mark]

Good Luck Bro!!

[MetalSign]

Ok, so I met this girl the other night at a friends house and I REALLY liked her. We ended up making out and sleeping together (No Sex). I got her number the next morning and planned on calling her in a couple of days.

So today I sent her a text message about something we had talked about earlier that night. Right after I sent her the tex message I got a call, and there was a girl on the phone so I assumed it was the girl I had met a my friends house.

The girl on the phone said she wanted to go to a local bar with me and have a few drinks. I was so excited because I really liked this girl I had met.

The girl on the phone tells me that she will be there when American Idol is over. So around 9:00pm I text message the girl I had met a my friends and asked if her show was over yet. She sent me a text message back that said "Yeah American Idol how did you know?" I wrote back "You told me."

So I get to the bar and I saw my best friends ex-fiance there. We were pretty good friends when they were together and we talk online sometimes, but it's purly plutonic. I have no interest in her whatsoever.

So I was like "What are you doing here?" She told me she comes there every night. One of the first things I told her was I'm supposed to meet someone here.

After talking for a few minutes she finally said, "You do know that was me you were talking to on the phone right?"

So purly coincidental, I had sent the girl I met at my friends house the text and my friends ex-fiance had called me seconds later (her number comes up restricted so I didn't know who it was).

So I had a beer and then left, because I was so disapointed.

I feel like a giant tool, and now I have to call the girl I met a my friends and tell her the story, because I think it's halarious and she probably thinks I'm insane.

Wish me luck Wackbag, I'm going to need it to get out of this little mess I have gotten myself into. If anyone has any advice I would appreciate it.

Thanks for reading my story, sorry if it was too long or didn't make sence. I'll answer any questions anyone has if it was confusing and your interested.

Well, here goes:

Good luck, bro.

[generoso]

I would not worry about it one bit. Just laugh it off. Not like you had you cock out wearing girls under garments .....Umm I better stop there...

[frankjg]

so you're telling us you couldnt close the deal twice in a row? :icon_mrgr

[Lambo]

We ended up making out and sleeping together (No Sex). .

??????????????????:icon_eek:

[IDontCare05]

Shit that was long....But yeah Good Luck Bro.

[GonzoRadio]

We ended up making out and sleeping together (No Sex)
Wait, what?

[Hudson]

Well at least jimmy isn't alone

[Deadbent]

Heh, Nice situation.

Gene nailed it though, heh.

The only real advice would be for the future. Be like me, Don't answer private/restricted calls and let it be known to everyone you give your number to. That's the only way that sort of shit stopped happening to me. It's a wonderful filter too, to weed out facitious women, heh. Only real deals with nothing to hide wind up calling, so it's kind of a bonus.
I no longer get private calls from friends ex-gf's who want to bang me on the low-down after meeting for drinks anymore, though. Go figure. :rolleyes:

[Hoagie]

Flush your phone down the toilet, buy a porno, and fuck someone's mother.

[Beeman99]

Ok, so I met this girl the other night at a friends house and I REALLY liked her. We ended up making out and sleeping together (No Sex). I got her number the next morning and planned on calling her in a couple of days.

So today I sent her a text message about something we had talked about earlier that night. Right after I sent her the tex message I got a call, and there was a girl on the phone so I assumed it was the girl I had met a my friends house.

The girl on the phone said she wanted to go to a local bar with me and have a few drinks. I was so excited because I really liked this girl I had met.

The girl on the phone tells me that she will be there when American Idol is over. So around 9:00pm I text message the girl I had met a my friends and asked if her show was over yet. She sent me a text message back that said "Yeah American Idol how did you know?" I wrote back "You told me."

So I get to the bar and I saw my best friends ex-fiance there. We were pretty good friends when they were together and we talk online sometimes, but it's purly plutonic. I have no interest in her whatsoever.

So I was like "What are you doing here?" She told me she comes there every night. One of the first things I told her was I'm supposed to meet someone here.

After talking for a few minutes she finally said, "You do know that was me you were talking to on the phone right?"

So purly coincidental, I had sent the girl I met at my friends house the text and my friends ex-fiance had called me seconds later (her number comes up restricted so I didn't know who it was).

So I had a beer and then left, because I was so disapointed.

I feel like a giant tool, and now I have to call the girl I met a my friends and tell her the story, because I think it's halarious and she probably thinks I'm insane.

Wish me luck Wackbag, I'm going to need it to get out of this little mess I have gotten myself into. If anyone has any advice I would appreciate it.

Thanks for reading my story, sorry if it was too long or didn't make sence. I'll answer any questions anyone has if it was confusing and your interested.

Hmm, I got nothin

[Glenn Dandy]

The girl on the phone tells me that she will be there when American Idol is over. So around 9:00pm I text message the girl I had met a my friends and asked if her show was over yet. She sent me a text message back that said "Yeah American Idol how did you know?" I wrote back "You told me."

EASY TELL HER YOU MESSAGED HER # bY ACCIDENT...BIG DEAL. ya hit a wrong button is all. You were messaging another girl tell her... competition will make you more appealing, use it to your advantage .

Flush your phone down the toilet, buy a porno, and fuck someone's mother.
SEXHOAGIES advice aint bad either.

[Boba Dousch]

I called the gril and told her the story, she thought it was halarious. We are going to go out sometime next week, so it looks like it's all good, hopefully.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.

Seal the deal or you are a faggot. :icon_mrgr

[Harvey_Birdman]

If she gives you any lip just bust her in the chops.

There's no problem too big that can't be solved by a little domestic violence.

[HockeyHelmet]

Seal the deal or you are a faggot. :icon_mrgr


Agreed

[ChimneyFish]

Flush your phone down the toilet, buy a porno, and fuck someone's mother.


Mmmmmmmmm...........nothing quite like a milf.

[JoeyDVDZ]

We ended up making out and sleeping together (No Sex)

If you didn't bang the broad, you got nuttin to apologize for. Good luck!

[Boba Dousch]

If you didn't bang the broad, you got nuttin to apologize for. Good luck!

Thanks Joe, your my hero. I really like this chick I hope it works out, I'll keep you all posted...if you care.:icon_roll

[Steve Martin]

Am I retarded? Is there a way to search the forums?

[HummerTuesdays]

Am I retarded? Is there a way to search the forums?

Yes, and yes. There's a tool bar near the top of the page. look above the thread. If you can't figure it out, the mods will be happy to help you.

[Dark Reyule]

Ok, so I met this girl the other night at a friends house and I REALLY liked her. We ended up making out and sleeping together (No Sex). I got her number the next morning and planned on calling her in a couple of days.

So today I sent her a text message about something we had talked about earlier that night. Right after I sent her the tex message I got a call, and there was a girl on the phone so I assumed it was the girl I had met a my friends house.

The girl on the phone said she wanted to go to a local bar with me and have a few drinks. I was so excited because I really liked this girl I had met.

The girl on the phone tells me that she will be there when American Idol is over. So around 9:00pm I text message the girl I had met a my friends and asked if her show was over yet. She sent me a text message back that said "Yeah American Idol how did you know?" I wrote back "You told me."

So I get to the bar and I saw my best friends ex-fiance there. We were pretty good friends when they were together and we talk online sometimes, but it's purly plutonic. I have no interest in her whatsoever.

So I was like "What are you doing here?" She told me she comes there every night. One of the first things I told her was I'm supposed to meet someone here.

After talking for a few minutes she finally said, "You do know that was me you were talking to on the phone right?"

So purly coincidental, I had sent the girl I met at my friends house the text and my friends ex-fiance had called me seconds later (her number comes up restricted so I didn't know who it was).

So I had a beer and then left, because I was so disapointed.

I feel like a giant tool, and now I have to call the girl I met a my friends and tell her the story, because I think it's halarious and she probably thinks I'm insane.

Wish me luck Wackbag, I'm going to need it to get out of this little mess I have gotten myself into. If anyone has any advice I would appreciate it.

Thanks for reading my story, sorry if it was too long or didn't make sence. I'll answer any questions anyone has if it was confusing and your interested.

By any chance do you still work in the produce section???

[JoeyDVDZ]

It was dairy sir. But excellent callback!

[Dark Reyule]

It was dairy sir. But excellent callback!

Damnit, I though it was produce, but I do remember Ant (I think) asking him if he still priced milk during one of those or something like that.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Damnit, I though it was produce, but I do remember Ant (I think) asking him if he still priced milk during one of those or something like that.

I remember because the best part was when Jimmy asked him if the expiration date on milk was the absolute last day you can drink it, or if that was just bullshit. :)

[Dark Reyule]

I remember because the best part was when Jimmy asked him if the expiration date on milk was the absolute last day you can drink it, or if that was just bullshit. :)


It's all coming back to me now... damn, it's weird how one line brings the whole segment back. Didn't that tool claim he was a champ at muching box, then stck a finger in to "make it that little bit better" and then... "oh,no... oh noooooo..."

[Boba Dousch]

By any chance do you still work in the produce section???

Sir that's just mean and hurtful, and really doesn't make sence if you think about it. Great call back though.

[Dark Reyule]

Sir that's just mean and hurtful, and really doesn't make sence if you think about it. Great call back though.

Yeah, it was a stretch, but put a smile on your face didn't it? Knowing that you aren't even close to this douche should put a spring in your step in no time Mister! :)

[Boba Dousch]

Yeah, it was a stretch, but put a smile on your face didn't it? Knowing that you aren't even close to this douche should put a spring in your step in no time Mister! :)

Haha, yeah I have to say that it did, thanks.

[Boba Dousch]

So it looks like I'm officially going to see this girl again next week, which is cool.

Wish me luck again buuuuuuudays.