FU to the weather! where's the snow?!?!?!? [Archive] - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board

LZMF1

02-02-2006, 07:28 PM

coc-sucking, rat-fucking mutha-fucka!

last month it snowed the mornig i was taking a flight down to miami and delayed my flight by 3 hours.......then it snowed the day i was coming back.....another 3 hour delay.

i get home to find a nice snow covered drivway with a nice 1/2 inch sheet of ice beneath it. so what does my stupid ass do? i run out and pick up a lil' 8.5 HP 2 stage snow blower and anxiously await for the next snowfall.....here we are fucking just about 2 months later and no fucking snow!

WTF!?!

old man winter....take some fucking viagra or cialis. i want some snow so i can fire up my new toy

EveryoneHasAIDS

02-02-2006, 07:48 PM

Right! I need a fucking snow day! Last year it snowed on the weekends or in the evening so I couldn't even get a 1/2 day at work. Now this year, nothing! Let's do a snow dance or some shit.

TreeFortRichard

02-02-2006, 08:01 PM

Last year was a snowblower year. I live in Mass and i have only used it 1 time this year. It seems to be an every other year thing...It will be worth it next year

d0uche_n0zzle

02-02-2006, 08:08 PM

Fuck you and your fucking snow. I don't want or need any of that motherfucking shit falling out of the sky. :icon_evil

Bad enough the system rolling in is fucking killing me with motherfucking pain.

blee

02-02-2006, 08:20 PM

What he said.^^

jpc165

02-02-2006, 08:23 PM

F snow. It takes my fucking commute to the next level of annoyance.

Ballbuster1

02-02-2006, 08:24 PM

Fuck the snow. I'm loving the higher temps. Bring on global warming!

Big Dick Mcgee

02-02-2006, 08:37 PM

Fuck the snow I want warm weather so I my son and I can go to Water Country USA in Williamsburg.

fmeinthea

02-02-2006, 10:01 PM

Not one bit of fucking snow here either!

What the fuck is up with that.

I need a day off from work!

GoatAss

02-02-2006, 10:09 PM

It snows on average, over 100" in my area every year (lake effect). This year we've gotten only about 50"

I too bought a snowblower. I didn't buy a brand new one but fuck, I've only used it once.

NJisSexiest

02-02-2006, 10:42 PM

I live in vancouver canada, and its only snowed here twice this year.

alot of rain, hail and wind but no snow.

not to complain, but you'd think living in canada i'd get more...

Mybigcans

02-03-2006, 12:42 AM

Lambo

02-03-2006, 01:06 AM

the best thing i did was move to NC. only one snow "storm"(2inches) and the majority of days temp b/w 50-60 degrees.
dont miss NY at all!!!

Hudson

02-03-2006, 01:46 AM

who's gonna bet it is gonna be claimed due to the hurricanes in the south and the Tsunami from the weathermen?

Mybigcans

02-03-2006, 01:53 AM

who's gonna bet it is gonna be claimed due to the hurricanes in the south and the Tsunami from the weathermen?
As long as it doesn't effect the East Coast then it's all good... No offense..:action-sm

Wack Bag Diva

02-03-2006, 01:55 AM

I want some Snow so I can Wack My bag in it!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/chp112/baby.gif
The wack bag diva

Hudson

02-03-2006, 02:16 AM

As long as it doesn't effect the East Coast then it's all good... No offense..:action-sm
Ha Ha, the papers are already bitching about beach erosion and town flooded thrice.

KneeKnee

02-03-2006, 02:24 AM

:fight6: Fuck the snow!!! Some of us work outside!

LZMF1

02-03-2006, 10:34 AM

Love you like family LFMF1 but fuck you!!! I'm tired of snow, am quite happy with the milder weather, and am able to ride my 883... You made the fatal error of BUYING a snow blower... If you didn't there'd be record snow fall right now... So thanx buddy for my excellent winter riding!! :action-sm
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ya know what pookums.....i think i jinxed it after i bought my snow blower. it probably won't snow a substantial amount for another 3 years.

enjoy it!

Mybigcans

02-03-2006, 10:48 AM

ya know what pookums.....i think i jinxed it after i bought my snow blower. it probably won't snow a substantial amount for another 3 years.

enjoy it!
And of course it's 62 degrees and fucking RAINING OUT TODAY!!!!!

LZMF1

02-03-2006, 11:01 AM

i hear ya.....this weather just makes me want to stay in bed and not do any-fucking-thing.

d0uche_n0zzle

02-03-2006, 11:10 AM

As if that's any different from any other day of your life. :icon_mrgr

LZMF1

02-03-2006, 11:11 AM

true

HummerTuesdays

02-03-2006, 11:15 AM

LZMF, my freind's father jinxed us years ago. We had a horrible snowy winter, he bought a snow blower...not another snow day for YEARS.

Thanks. I wanted to learn to ski without leaving the state. And I would KILL for a snow day right about now. At least Puxatawny (sp??) Phil is on my side!! Six more weeks of winter...WHOO HOO!

LZMF1

02-03-2006, 11:21 AM

well i'll be heading up to killington in a few weeks to do some riding

in a few weeks i'll be snowboarding down the mountain and stopping at practically every bar on the slopes.

Halo Five

02-03-2006, 11:26 AM

and of course it is raining on my day off... I wouldn't mind the snow but FU to rain and 54 degrees... sucks

Mybigcans

02-03-2006, 11:48 AM

and of course it is raining on my day off... I wouldn't mind the snow but FU to rain and 54 degrees... sucks
Join the club... I was gonna go for a ride today....:cussing

Halo Five

02-03-2006, 12:58 PM

mother nature stinks and I don't like her

Tree Killer

02-03-2006, 08:08 PM

fuck the rain fuck the snow fuck mother nature I need it to get cold 10's. I'm fuckin sick of the godamn mud fuckin mud stinks and I don't like it !!!!! This winter fuckin blows. Loggers need frozen ground don't make a fuckin maniac out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kugzilla

02-03-2006, 08:25 PM

global warming

Mybigcans

02-03-2006, 08:29 PM

LZMF1

02-04-2006, 03:45 PM

great! more fucking rain!

HockeyHelmet

02-05-2006, 06:21 AM

Long Island, we got like shit for snow this year....I enjoy some good driving in inches upon inches of snow on the ground

PrncssNikki

02-05-2006, 01:24 PM

Want snow? Come to Ohio. We had a snowstorm last night.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/PrincssNikki/Snow2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/PrincssNikki/Snow3.jpg

GoatAss

02-05-2006, 01:28 PM

Want snow? Come to Ohio. We had a snowstorm last night.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/PrincssNikki/Snow2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/PrincssNikki/Snow3.jpg

I'm in Erie. Looks the same out my window right now. Gonna use the snowblower today for sure. Time I got my money's worth out that damn thing.

Halo Five

02-05-2006, 02:01 PM

Damn it... I want some snow on LI... :cussing

SlimeyGoatFuckr

02-05-2006, 02:22 PM

In the Colorado rockies, there is so much snow that there is too much in some areas. Here in Denver, I think we had maybe three snow storms all winter long. The storms keep coming from the west which give the mountains the snow, by the time it gets to Denver, there is no moisture left to give us any snow. The storms have to come from the north or south to give us any snow. Denver is such a weird place in the winter. This summer I am afraid we will have so many water restrictions again.

Sinn Fein

02-05-2006, 04:16 PM

GoatAss

02-05-2006, 04:28 PM

Fuck the snow. Despite the fact that I have thousands of dollars worth of manly snow-removal equipment, I'd rather it not snow at all anymore for the rest of the winter. The two little snows we had in November was enough for me. I am enjoying this warmer-than-average winter.

You need to travel to Western PA with some of that manly snow removing equipment. I got a shitload of snow in my driveway and my piece of shit snow blower won't throw it because it's too wet of a snow and it's jamming that piece of shit up.

I just had to call the snowplow guy and he's gonna come out and plow our asses out so we can go to the superbowl party.

You know what, I feel bad for the snow plow guys. We get a ton of snow here and for the last month, these guys have not been able to work because it's been such a warm winter. Now, on the day of the super bowl, we actually get some snow. Most people around here are huge Steelers fans. While it's good for them that they actually get some work and get to make some money, it sucks as well because they are going to miss one of the most important games ever for a Steelers fan.

LZMF1

02-05-2006, 06:50 PM

WEEEEE!!!!!! lil' snow flurries!

JOY OH FUCKING JOY!

Fendbass22

02-07-2006, 11:07 AM

I'm so pissed this season. Last year I had a POS Polaris sled and everytime it did snow the fucker wouldn't run. I spend $4,500 on a almost new Arctic Cat to ride 0 miles this year. Fuck warm weather when its supposed to be cold.

Death Metal Moe

02-07-2006, 11:14 AM

FUCK the snow. Right it the fucking ear. I hope it NEVER snows.

HockeyHelmet

02-07-2006, 02:43 PM

Want snow? Come to Ohio. We had a snowstorm last night.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/PrincssNikki/Snow2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/PrincssNikki/Snow3.jpg

I am on my way, only took me about 11 hours or so to drive last year.

Damn it... I want some snow on LI... :cussing

I am with you on that one

WIZZARD

02-07-2006, 04:31 PM

I got snow friday for the first time this year. The kid's had a blast playing in it.

HummerTuesdays

02-09-2006, 10:45 AM

So now the NY metro area might be getting snow...OVER THE WEEKEND. That does not give me the snow day I so desperately want!

LZMF1

02-09-2006, 11:24 AM

So now the NY metro area might be getting snow...OVER THE WEEKEND. That does not give me the snow day I so desperately want!
i'll believe it when i see it!

oaswallow

02-09-2006, 11:34 AM

I've got about six inches on the ground now. Another couple of inches forcasted tonight. It hasn't been a normal winter here either, but we do have snow. You Jersey/New York pussies never could handle snow.

CringeRadioWanted

02-12-2006, 02:41 PM

Almost two feet in NJ and PA today...are you freakin' happy now? :action-sm

fmeinthea

02-12-2006, 04:08 PM

We got 12 inches here! YAHOOOOOO!

My wife got 12 inches too, after I fucked her twice!

DeltaPin

02-12-2006, 04:22 PM

We got 12 inches here! YAHOOOOOO!

My wife got 12 inches too, after I fucked her twice!

That old gag. :clap:

LZMF1

02-12-2006, 08:03 PM

Almost two feet in NJ and PA today...are you freakin' happy now? :action-sm
fuck yeah i am!!!!! i got to break in my nice lil' snow blower.....i did my driveway and 3 of my nrighbors driveways then i popped it into my truck and went to my brother's house and then to my my parent's.

this fucker handled 18+ inches of snow like it was nothing.

Beeman99

02-21-2006, 02:19 AM

dude, I'm up here west of Edmonton and we SHOULD have 4-7 feet of snow by now and we've had at most 3" all winter. It's rained here more than it's snowed, and it's been around 50F more than it's been around -30F. I want some winter dammit