FU to supermarket shoppers

[HummerTuesdays]

FUCK YOU to the assh hats that don't pay attention when they're grocery shopping. You wasted 45 minutes of MY TIME because you, FUCKO, walked away with my cart. PAY FUCKING ATTENTION. And when Customer Service makes an announcement that if you have the wrong cart, to bring it to customer service, HOW ABOUT DOING THAT??? Instead of just leaving it sit 3 aisles away from where you took it.

Luckily I stick my necessitites (money/cc, id, keys, phone) in my pockets or keep my purse on my shoulder. Next time I'm tying a balloon to my cart. :)

[angrybeerguy]

Next time why dont you watch your cart silly

[tysonpunchinguterus]

People in supermarkets become gigantic assholes the instant they walk through the doors. My favorites are:
1. the ones who get in the express checkout lane, wait until they get to the cashier, and then suddenly remember that they forgot something important and
2. the ones who grab one or two things off the shelf, hand it to their kids and have them wait on line while they run around the store filling the cart.

In both cases, it should be legal to execute them and their families immediately.

How exactly does someone grab the wrong cart, anyway? Anyone with an IQ above 21 should know what they're fucking buying.

[HummerTuesdays]

Next time why dont you watch your cart silly

Because I was trying to pick out toothpaste, you silly goose! :icon_mrgr

Believe me, if my local Shoprite offered the "we'll shop for you" service, I'd gladly pay the $10 service charge. Unfortunately they don't.

[THE FEZ MAN]

i hate the old ladys with the expired 50ct coupons for one thing then bitch about not getting it. or the ones that accuse the computer of fucking up the bill

[fmeinthea]

hunt that fucker down and shoot him.

[rustytrombone1]

despite the problems as the supermarket, dinner still should have been on the table on time. no excuses.

[Kid Brock]

The only place in the world where the person in front of me has never heard of a debit card and writes a check out from scratch.

[WIZZARD]

I never leave my cart unattended, so i don't have that problem.

[NightStalker3]

Great 2,000th post! Next time fill up the cart with tampons, female napkins and summers eve. I bet that cart is not touched.... I kinda feel guilty taking a cart in the middle of a store that seems to have no owner.

[Buster H]

I have actually taken someone else's cart. It was the weirdest thing. I was in the produce section and i left my cart to go grab something, came back to what i thought was mine and continued to do the rest of my shopping. The person who's cart I took had almost exactly the same stuff I had in mine.

When I was in the checkout line, there were a few items that I didn't remember picking up(red grapes instead of green). I thought to myself, "wow, I am really out of it if I didn't remember that."

I didn't realize I had the wrong cart until I got home. There were a few things that I really wanted to get, remembered that I put them in my cart, but they were not there when I got home. I looked at the receipt and I didn't pay for them. When I got back to the grocery store, I found my original cart still sitting in the produce section.

[HummerTuesdays]

My office now thinks i'm insane, as I'm sitting here lauging OUT LOUD at your story, BH. Do you do this often? You weren't in Jersey this weekend, were ya? :)

I only do major grocery shopping once a month. I'll stop in every week or so to pick up things like milk, produce, etc. and those trips don't require a cart. I'm definitely tieing a baloon or something else identifiable to my cart from now on.

[Multiple Miggs]

That's why I only go grocery shopping in the middle of the night at 24 hr. supermarkets. Only people there are the stockers. Drunk grocery shopping rules. :icon_mrgr

[Mybigcans]

That's why I only go grocery shopping in the middle of the night at 24 hr. supermarkets. Only people there are the stockers. Drunk grocery shopping rules. :icon_mrgr
Yeah it rules until you realize you grabbed feminine products as well... :action-sm

[mikeybot]

I either stick to the self checkout or go at weird times to avoid other people.
I have NO patience what so ever. How fucking hard is having some form of payment ready and giving your coupons over first?

Though waiting in line for self checkout has it's problems too.

[JSHAW]

In NC we have fucktards that act like the grocery store is the meet & greet place where they socialize with all their friends. They stand in the aisles blocking access to shelves and the aisle while chatting like a couple of bitches from "The View".

One of these day's I'm going to tee off on one of these uppity bitches and tell them to get the fuck out of the way. One of these days...

[JonBenetRamsey]

In NC we have fucktards that act like the grocery store is the meet & greet place where they socialize with all their friends. They stand in the aisles blocking access to shelves and the aisle while chatting like a couple of bitches from "The View".

One of these day's I'm going to tee off on one of these uppity bitches and tell them to get the fuck out of the way. One of these days...
why not tomorrow? the worst that can happen is they will move and day "he's rude" as you walk past and feel good about yourself.

[Mybigcans]

In NC we have fucktards that act like the grocery store is the meet & greet place where they socialize with all their friends. They stand in the aisles blocking access to shelves and the aisle while chatting like a couple of bitches from "The View". One of these day's I'm going to tee off on one of these uppity bitches and tell them to get the fuck out of the way. One of these days...

What you should do is run down the isle pushing the cart and side swipe theirs.... I love the looks of amazement we'd used to get.. and then there's the typical "OMG THOSE KIDS MUST BE ON DRUGS!!!"

[Schnit Dick]

I had the worst expeirence in a supermarket about 2 months ago. I was there and normally i do self checkout but because i was buying beer they didnt let me. The woman in front of me dropped her entire coupon wallet on the floor and everything fell. The stupid bitch took 10 minutes looking through them all and recorganizing them before paying. Then to top if off she didnt he fucking have the coupon she wanted. Stupid whore

[The History Guy]

Idiots have already ruined the self checkout lanes in good old CT. How hard is it to push the button with the picture of the produce you are buying? Look down at what is on the scale and then push the pretty picture of the same thing on the screen!

[Leslie Anne]

Aww sweety I'm sorry. At least you weren't surrounded by white trash that have 18 kids, no teeth and try to buy cigarettes with their welfare cards....Thank you for shopping at Walmart..

[fmeinthea]

From now on, pick up a few items as soon as you walk in and toss an item in someone elses cart, do that while you walk around the supermarket. That will really fuck people up.

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BTW: What's for dinner?

[fmeinthea]

Idiots have already ruined the self checkout lanes in good old CT. How hard is it to push the button with the picture of the produce you are buying? Look down at what is on the scale and then push the pretty picture of the same thing on the screen!



Yo, fuck that. I love the self check out. I RIP that fucker off every time.

I go to walmart and they give you the option to skip bagging because of a large item.

I scan a quart of Mobil 1 oil, and then toss the 5 quart of Mobil 1 in the cart.

I save $20.00 every time!

If they want to let me bag, then let me fuck it up a little.

The perfect way to steal.

[whammy_kablammy]

From now on, pick up a few items as soon as you walk in and toss an item in someone elses cart, do that while you walk around the supermarket. That will really fuck people up.

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BTW: What's for dinner?
My friend Bruce & I do goofy shit like that @ a Super Wal-Mart (actually any store we go into) in the Poconos when on vacation. His wife just runs & hides while we laugh as the people look @ the new items in their cart (most times they put them back into the cart). Tossing coffe beans randomly over into the next aisle is funny too. Yelling @ his son & daughter-in-law "we drive on the the right in this Country" also gets some good looks.

[HummerTuesdays]

BTW: What's for dinner?

I did all that shopping and still ordered out for dinner. Damn that pizza was good!

[patbattlefield]

one key to supermarket shopping. don't go when the welfare checks hit. or as i've heard someone appropriatley term it "when the eagle shits".

[fmeinthea]

I did all that shopping and still ordered out for dinner. Damn that pizza was good!


I guess it wasn't a tuesday as it would have been a hummer for dinner :icon_wink

[LonleyTcell]

Yea ive been online and the cock juggling thunder cunts that go shopping realize they need one more thing as there about to pay or the ever popular I didn't bring enough money and start figuring out which items to remove so they have enough to buy the stuff.