SUPERBOWL XL Watching Thread

[Halo Five]

I just want to see who doesn't have shit to do for the Super Bowl like me... I stink and I don't like me...

[Jables2002]

I'm just checking my e-mail... I gotta get back to the party now!

[space_hitler]

this anthem is sung horribly

[Halo Five]

that was the National Anthem?... I was out of the room and just heard that fat cow singing... I couldn't understand her...

[space_hitler]

playing poker and posting on Whack bag. Good super bowl

[jpc165]

why do they have these old fucks singing the national anthem?

[space_hitler]

and the guy singing looked like he was passing al kidney stone

[HummerTuesdays]

I'll be on paltalk for the superbowl. first time in years that i didn't have plans of some sort.

[Halo Five]

Same here HT... in fact I see you right now on PT :action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Checking in.

Don't hate either team...just would like a good game.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

It's a Steelers crowd.

[Halo Five]

my prediction...

Steelers 21
Seahawks 17

MVP Big Ben

[GoatAss]

Tom Brady doing the coin toss, WTF??

[illanoize]

:clap: doing the same thing here !playing poker and posting on Whack bag. Good super bowl

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Tom Brady doing the coin toss, WTF??

i dunno what's funnier, the Steelers crowd booing Tom Brady at the freakin' Super Bowl, or the fact that he smiled like a retard when they booed him.

[space_hitler]

both teams are good. But not my favorite. Playing holdem online. See if I can't win some money

[Halo Five]

Seahawks moving the ball decently so far...

[space_hitler]

the steeler D looks like SHIT for the first few plays

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

both teams are good. But not my favorite.

yeah, i'd care more if my Giants were in it, but then i'd probably be pacing back and forth in front of my TV and having an anxiety attack during each play. i'm just interested in the commercials and hoping another boob pops out.

[Halo Five]

exactly Glenn... I can't believe how bad Eli looked against the Panthers... I would be a wreck if the Giants were playing right now.

[funnybonez]

The commercial sucks!

[funnybonez]

Wow Steelers lookin nervous on the start

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

exactly Glenn... I can't believe how bad Eli looked against the Panthers... I would be a wreck if the Giants were playing right now.

haha you shoulda seen me during Super Bowl XXXV, i was pacing and literally screaming at the TV screen. it's almost a relief that they aren't in it this year.

[funnybonez]

Haha! 2 false starts and 1yrd run...

can you see i hate steelers

[space_hitler]

What is even worse we get to listen to Madden

[Halo Five]

haha you shoulda seen me during Super Bowl XXXV, i was pacing and literally screaming at the TV screen. it's almost a relief that they aren't in it this year.

I was at the Hooters in Syracuse... I thought they were going to throw me out for screaming and yelling at every play.

[funnybonez]

Wow Seahawks fan are louder for that punt!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

lets go curse of fez... win me some money!!!!

[funnybonez]

haha the budlight magic fridge was pretty good

[funnybonez]

Madden talking about balls... horrific

[funnybonez]

not bad.... a fake screen!!

[funnybonez]

i go deep on this play

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Madden talking about balls... horrific
i am just thinking about the impression frank caliendo does.... makes it more gooder (so does the beer)

[funnybonez]

so far conservative play.

[funnybonez]

i am just thinking about the impression frank caliendo does.... makes it more gooder (so does the beer)

they should have frank go on xm202 and do play by play live... that would rock

[Halo Five]

Taylor should have had that INT... no excuse for that

[funnybonez]

dammit.... penalty can crush a drive!

[funnybonez]

I didnt know steve the bear spoke spanish! and boy did he lose weight!!

[GoatAss]

the fedex commercial with the cavemen, that wasn't pretty funny!

[funnybonez]

Shit Steve's got to commercial spots!!!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

apparently Steve prefers Bud Light.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Steve likes Bud Light

[PorchMonkey4Life]

that was a fucking funny fedex commercial

[funnybonez]

yeah but the kicking the lil dino was hillarious

[PorchMonkey4Life]

yeah but the kicking the lil dino was hillarious
chester the dinosaur

[funnybonez]

looks like Big Ben is repeating his previous performance

[funnybonez]

chester the dinosaur


Wow that caveman did kinda look like Opie!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

oh shit, V for Vendetta spot, i can't wait for this movie.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Jay!!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

hey its jay mohr

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

fucking Jay Mohr, he's engaged to Nikki Cox and in a Super Bowl commercial. he's blowin' up!

[SOS]

Jay Mohr is in a Pepsi Diet commercial!

[GoatAss]

Jay is a good dancer.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Jay's a true friend of the show.

[funnybonez]

Diet Pepsi commercial sucks... Golphers dont like soda.. they like colt 45

Nice jiggy by mohr

[GoatAss]

I think Frank Caliendo does John Madden better than John Madden does John Madden

[funnybonez]

seahawk better not blow this field position again...

[funnybonez]

Td!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

flag on the TD, who's it against?

[Halo Five]

Nice call on the offensive pass interference

[funnybonez]

Uh-oh!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

offensive pass interference, it's coming back

[funnybonez]

Thats Bullshit!!!

[Pursewarden]

I just love the fact that he is dancing to a song 'brown and bubbly.' When I think brown and bubbly I don't think about pepsi, I think I drove my ten-speed through a mud puddle.

[funnybonez]

I smell fieldgoal

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Diet Pepsi commercial sucks... Golphers dont like soda.. they like colt 45

Nice jiggy by mohr

Of course they love soda.
http://www.welchsinternational.net/products/images_l/large_views/grape_soda_600_450.jpg

[funnybonez]

Maybe shaun should run up the middle

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I just love the fact that he is dancing to a song 'brown and bubbly.' When I think brown and bubbly I don't think about pepsi, I think I drove my ten-speed through a mud puddle.
i think of that black hooker jay fucked at wnew

[funnybonez]

Dammmmm It!!!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Spock!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

You know someone oout there just got screwed with their Office Super Bowl Pool.

[KantSpelGi]

It's a start!
3

[PorchMonkey4Life]

holy shit spock got old

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

ha, the Ameriquest spot is the funniest so far.

[funnybonez]

Spooks commercial =

http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash8.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I wanna see a photoshop of Spock giving the middle finger instead.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Spooks commercial =

http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash8.jpg
yeah i didnt like those coons in that commercial either :action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

ha, the Ameriquest spot is the funniest so far.

agreed.:icon_bigg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Field Hole

[funnybonez]

fucking zebra....no call flag!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Jay!!!!!

[funnybonez]

jay mohr!! again

[Halo Five]

Big Ben looks horrible... I may need to rethink my prediction for MVP

[PorchMonkey4Life]

as every super bowl... just a great fisrt quarter.... yuchhhh....


hey its jay again

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

jesus, Jay again!

[funnybonez]

jackie is better than p niggty

[RobeSoup&Tears]

CARS...might be cool

[PorchMonkey4Life]

CARS...might be cool
it is no the incredibles

[funnybonez]

acura commercials should had "Tune to Opie And Anthony"
acura has xm

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

so far, the Jay Mohr commercial count is 2. i think Pepsi is doing a chain of commercials, so don't expect to see the last of ol' Rocky Dennis Head tonight.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

those penalties are thanks to fez marie whatley

[funnybonez]

fucking Zebra... Let them play!!!

[funnybonez]

i bang suzy

[KantSpelGi]

nice

[funnybonez]

Wow... no running game for Alexander!!

[funnybonez]

screen play

[Halo Five]

nice hit by Hope on Stevens

[funnybonez]

CHOKE!!!

[funnybonez]

That was a catch and a fumble

[PorchMonkey4Life]

CHOKE!!!
this game is one big series of chokes so far

[space_hitler]

the streeker was good

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

amusing little Budweiser commercial, wasn't it?

[funnybonez]

Streaker Goat was by far the best commercial

[PorchMonkey4Life]

That was a catch and a fumble
i dont think so... ball kept on moing forward.... the front view was more clear that he did not have posession

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Alexander does look a bit like a Barber (Tiki/Ronde)

[KantSpelGi]

D-Fence

[funnybonez]

They all look a like...

That comment was for Bam!!

[funnybonez]

Go for the hit not a sissy slap

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://media3.steelers.com/MediaContent/41/53/04_MC_web_cowher1[1]_40297.jpg

reminds me of this guy

http://tultw.com/pics/sgt035.JPG

[PorchMonkey4Life]

They all look a like...

That comment was for Bam!!
i was going to go with... who wants a knitter to cut his hair.... but yours works better

[RobeSoup&Tears]

FUBU Corp meeting

[funnybonez]

That career builder commercial with the monkeys must be BAM's fav!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

and btw... i want to personally thank madden for telling me 6 times in a row what a gadget play was... because i never knew

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Anthony's NEW TOY

[PorchMonkey4Life]

That career builder commercial with the monkeys must be BAM's fav!
i hate those fucking monkeys... we need to hang them from a rope infront of a burning cross

[Halo Five]

I am digging the new 2007 Escalade

[PorchMonkey4Life]

nice interception.... way to go big ben

[KantSpelGi]

Boo haa

[funnybonez]

Yeah!!! Big Ben Choke the Chicken!!!

[GoatAss]

This game really blows so far.

[B54]

What kind of pass was that? 3 men around, great choice.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

someone came up with the idea of having Frank Caliendo doing his Madden and doing a play-by-play of the Super Bowl. how hysterical would that be?

nice MI:3 commercial.

[funnybonez]

right now lil jimmy is probably getting a hardon watching that commercial

[PorchMonkey4Life]

This game really blows so far.
no shit... welcome to what we call the super bowl;....

and that fucking kid singing commercial made me want to kill a few retards

[Halo Five]

2/8 9 yds 1 INT... way to go Ben

[funnybonez]

so far oa super balls beat this game

[PorchMonkey4Life]

go for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


its the fucking superbowl... show your balls mike!!!!






:EDIT: you faggot

[B54]

What an uneventful game. Stop punting!

[funnybonez]

nice hit

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Why would he dive like that...Stupid

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[Halo Five]

Randle El just got nailed... fucking look like it hurt.

[KantSpelGi]

Your in the air .but your down?

[funnybonez]

i miss the tool man

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i wanna fucking kill kermit... and miss piggy too

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Best commercial so far

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Your in the air .but your down?
nah... ball and the arm touched the ground before it came out

[funnybonez]

yeah beer commercial rocks

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Best commercial so far
which one?

i am too drunk to pay attention... going to have to check out ifilms later

[B54]

Mankind has hit a new low with that movie.

[funnybonez]

nice hit on #7

[RobeSoup&Tears]

which one?


Beer commercial with the chick getting tackled hard.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i miss the tool man

do you mean me? :icon_mrgr

yeah, this game has sucked pretty bad so far. punting, punting, and more punting.

[B54]

Pulled his pants down behind the towels and touched his groin. Now hes stretching it out. Thats going to be the highlight of his career.

[KantSpelGi]

Pittsburg looks like the LOST BOY'S

[funnybonez]

I meant the tim the tool man taylor!!

[funnybonez]

Pittsburg looks like the LOST BOY'S

not on this drive

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

it's about time Pittsburgh has been getting in good field position.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I meant the tim the tool man taylor!!
i dont

[B54]

Nice catch. Maybe Pittsburg can get moving with that.

[GoatAss]

Finally some offense out of Pittsburgh

[PorchMonkey4Life]

everyone ready for another field goal????

[funnybonez]

close but no cigar!!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

I meant the tim the tool man taylor!!

i know, i should have added ::elbow to the ribs:: after my comment.

[funnybonez]

im thinking TD

[B54]

Go Bettis!! What a bullshit flag.

[funnybonez]

i take it back.. on going with BAM 3pts

[funnybonez]

what a wussy hit... hit big Ben with a hog!!!

[B54]

Oh yes!! Here we go!

[GoatAss]

holy shit wat a play.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

wow, Ben had so much time on that pass.

[funnybonez]

WTF was that......where's the D

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

haha, godaddy.com teasing the hell outta the pussy network. nice!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Gee I wonder whos gonna get it

[B54]

Look at those happy coons. What white guy got beat up and his tickets stolen by them?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

3rd and one... it is all about this....

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

talk about telegraphing a play. they know it's going to Bettis.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Check this movie out...Hmm

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

damn, how many times are they gonna remake The Poseidon Adventures? didn't they just to a TV movie a month or so ago?

[B54]

Wow..Gillete Fusion. Looks neat how they make it.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

even with Hef and the Playmates, that Desperate Housewives spot was gaaaay.

[B54]

Touchdown Ben!! It didn't look like he made it.

[KantSpelGi]

bs

[RobeSoup&Tears]

He was down!!!!!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i dont think he is in.... you gotta review

[GoatAss]

he didnt get in.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

wow that was close, looks reviewable.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Knee was on the ground while the seahawk tagged him B4 he pussed it over...NO TD

[space_hitler]

it will be over turned

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i say he didn't make it in.

[KantSpelGi]

Fu

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Bull Shit!!!

[Halo Five]

WOW... it was too tough to reverse

[PorchMonkey4Life]

wrong fucking call... sorry

[B54]

Touchdown.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

holy shit, they didn't overturn it. i totally thought it was getting overturned.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Ohh Good Lord!!!

[space_hitler]

It should have been reversed. That was a bad call

[deadfruitvirus]

Kelsey, fall over!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Kelsey, fall over!
You got that too huh...:icon_wink

[space_hitler]

I hope the Stones are good

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I hope the Stones are good


They'll play about 3 or 4 songs if not a compilation.

I bet all the tunes will be old shit.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

I hope the Stones are good

you can never hear "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" too many times...oh wait, you can.

[NoSurviivors]

out of bounds BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA you stupid fuck!!

[space_hitler]

what is the QB Doing?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Wtf

[space_hitler]

what an idiot!

[jenzie]

good call on the TD, as the ball barely broke the plane:clap:
surprisingly long desistion to TO there!

[NoSurviivors]

what is the QB Doing?

taking instructions from Madden

[jenzie]

missed it!!!

[KantSpelGi]

7-3
lot of game to play!

[jenzie]

the 1st half went quick, didn't it?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

maybe the half time show will be better... probably not

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here's a guy that doesn't understand the question.
http://www.fruityou.com/cartoons/pictures/madden.gif

[PorchMonkey4Life]

nice sprint commecial... physical violence always funny

[NoSurviivors]

crime deterrent sptint phone. brilliant!

[YourAmishDaddy]

maybe the half time show will be better... probably not

Aren't the Stones playing?

If so, my guess would be nope.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Holmgren is still stuck on the TD play. get over it, man! you still have a whole half to go.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

time to drink more

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://madaboutmadtv.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/johnmadden.gif

Let's hope the 2nd halfs more gooder

[PorchMonkey4Life]

my dog is loving the left over corned beef

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Check out the knot on Irving's tie LOL

[PorchMonkey4Life]

http://madaboutmadtv.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/johnmadden.gif

Let's hope the 2nd halfs more gooder
what pic was that?

[KantSpelGi]

time to drink more
YES......

[funnybonez]

Just got back from dinner... and the zebras are controling the game...
No way in hell the ball broke the plain...

[space_hitler]

They keep saying Pitt's fans are there. The regular fan can't afford a ticket there. It is a bunch of ass munch fans

[Cage]

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[RobeSoup&Tears]

I was looking for Frank Caliendo pics as Madden

[funnybonez]

Bam should like the halftime seating arrangement..
The Honkeys on the left and the Golfers on the Right!!

[YourAmishDaddy]

So basically Seattle's been fucked out of at least two TD's...

[funnybonez]

You got that right! Fucking Zebras!

[space_hitler]

pass me some

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Bam should like the halftime seating arrangement..
The Honkeys on the left and the Golfers on the Right!!
someone should have hung irving from a tree with his tie

[funnybonez]

Isn't Palmer dead?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Robert Palmer's rolling over right about....now.

[space_hitler]

play sympathy for the devil

[funnybonez]

Boy will this be boring... Hope one of them croaks!

[space_hitler]

Awesome Stage!!!!

[NoSurviivors]

::singin:: start me up. start me up with some viagraaa

[PorchMonkey4Life]

vocals seem out of the mix... they seem recorded and the music in the background... i know they are live... but that is the way it sounds witht the mix...

:edit: boy they suck live

[funnybonez]

Well at least they're singing it live and not a lip syncing retards!!

[space_hitler]

Richards is wasted!! He is way off! Wait he always looks like that

[YourAmishDaddy]

I'm thinking Jaggers shitty voice and big Baba Booey lips are a lot more scary than Janet Jackson's 40 year old tit...

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Granted these guys where out way B4 U2 but always follow them and their idea's...yet Unlike U2...nobody goes to a Stones show to hear the new stuff.

Look at that stage...rip off of Elevation and Vertigo Tour.


The Stones did the same in '97 after the Pop Mart tour.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

sir paul was a lot better last year

[PorchMonkey4Life]

get them back on drugs... they were better then...

[B54]

Is anything going to be good this year?

[NoSurviivors]

look the shwoogies are diggin the stones maaan!

[YourAmishDaddy]

Keith Richards' wrinkles in HD......

[funnybonez]

These half time show blows!

[KantSpelGi]

JHC please put a fork in these assholes

[PorchMonkey4Life]

look the shwoogies are diggin the stones maaan!
that was just black earl and his family

[KantSpelGi]

They sucked in the 80's

[B54]

I wonder whats on the Game Show Network...

[YourAmishDaddy]

And just think.. The Stones charge 450 bucks a ticket now...

[B54]

OMG!! Who else saw that saggy skin drooping off his arm?

[NoSurviivors]

turn on animal planet and watch 'puppy bowl II'. now thats entrtainment...

[Fruit Monkey]

ok when did mick start singing in german?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I wonder whats on the Game Show Network...
puppy bowl is being rebroadcast on the animal planet... they were a-dore-a-ble

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i called it, i knew they were gonna play "Satisfaction." someone out there owes me a drink.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

turn on animal planet and watch 'puppy bowl II'. now thats entrtainment...
damn you beat me to it

[funnybonez]

Mick's Superbowl 1 joke =
http://server68.fairviewfire.net:81/photos/incidents/i02-03-12_car_crash.jpg

[space_hitler]

think this one will be a wash all around

[KantSpelGi]

What really sucks. BIV had to go to work now.
that sucks.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

did they recycle the stage U2 used for the Super Bowl?

[PorchMonkey4Life]

anyone wanna guess the 4th song?

[NoSurviivors]

Napoleon Dynamite is on HBO.... tina come get some ham!!

[Carples]

this stinks...fucked up mix. only guitar coming through, reverbed vocals coming through from speaker playback, no drums..wtf

[YourAmishDaddy]

no drums..wtf



The guy is 98 years old...

[funnybonez]

anyone notice the count down display on the stage... There's 2:33 of this crap!!

[B54]

What really sucks. BIV had to go to work now.
that sucks.

Lucky you.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

anyone wanna guess the 4th song?

this has been going on long enough, there won't be a fourth.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

this stinks...fucked up mix. only guitar coming through, reverbed vocals coming through from speaker playback, no drums..wtf
sounds like the xm broadcast of the halloween party

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

who's the golfer with them?

[funnybonez]

who's the black dude... is the black earl?

[NoSurviivors]

this has been going on long enough, there won't be a fourth.

somebody give this guy another beer...:clap:

[Carples]

Jaggers herky jerky gyrations are giving me the willys. I never knew how creepy his dancing was.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

did they recycle the stage U2 used for the Super Bowl?


YES THEY DID!!!

[KantSpelGi]

A- holes
jack-offs
stones suck hind tit.

[space_hitler]

the godaddy internet only commercial is good. Need to go to thier site to see it. I can't believe ABC wouldn't let them show it!

[funnybonez]

Liz Cho is hot!

busta rhyme is dead

[funnybonez]

Liz Cho is hot!

busta rhyme is dead

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

ha, a Busta Rhymes video shoot turns violent. a rapper involved in a violent act? that's unheard of! :icon_roll

[deadfruitvirus]

Dead air.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

good...some knitters killed each other... that made my fucking night

[Carples]

At least you get the commercials, in canada here we arent allowed to see US advertising during the event, we have to wait till the evening news where they show the ones they feel were the best

[KantSpelGi]

Who want's pitts more , the refs or madden!!

[Swamp CAve]

At least you get the commercials, in canada here we arent allowed to see US advertising during the event, we have to wait till the evening news where they show the ones they feel were the best


haha why's that?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

At least you get the commercials, in canada here we arent allowed to see US advertising during the event, we have to wait till the evening news where they show the ones they feel were the best

a Canadian who watches a sport other than hockey? now THAT is unheard of!

[B54]

I hate this stupid Disney commerical.

[Carples]

we arent allowed to see american advertising on tv. when we watch nbc, cbs, or abc, the commercials are covered up, they put local ads in the place

[Swamp CAve]

has one of these trophy commercials featured a seahawk?

[NoSurviivors]

I hate this stupid Disney commerical.


Ahhm goin to the gentelmen's cluub yo

[Carples]

a Canadian who watches a sport other than hockey? now THAT is unheard of!


I dont care about anything but hockey, theres just nothing else on tv right now.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

has one of these trophy commercials featured a seahawk?

one, i think. they're really pro-Steelers, aren't they? i guess since the Colts didn't make it, they have to go with the "Bettis getting a Super Bowl ring in what may be his last season" angle.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I dont care about anything but hockey, theres just nothing else on tv right now.
shocking

[KantSpelGi]

Women in sports blow

[B54]

Ahhm goin to the gentelmen's cluub yo

I know! They should really be honest.

Suzy: What are you going to do now?
Player: Iam going to shoot up heroin while I donkey punch a hooker!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Women in sports blow
and blacks dont know who their daddies are...



thanks for stating the obvious

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

I know! They should really be honest.

Suzy: What are you going to do now?
Player: Iam going to shoot up heroin while I donkey punch a hooker!

haha yeah, you know they're banging hookers in the hotel room after they win. i know i would be.

[jenzie]

Touchdoooooooooown Steelers

[space_hitler]

best play of the game most exciting!

[Halo Five]

nice run by Parker.... WOW

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

TD Pittsburgh

[B54]

Whoa buddy!

Also, 100th post!

[NoSurviivors]

reporter: so what are you gonna do now?

player: do you like anal??

[Swamp CAve]

Willie Parker is more proof that UNC needs to fire John Buntings fat walrus looking ass.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

the curse of fez marie whatley continues....

[B54]

The Ameriquest commericals are great.

[jenzie]

Touchdoooooooooown Steelers
holy slow americans:action-sm

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

holy slow americans:action-sm

well we got like a ten-second delay because of the stupid FCC.

[jenzie]

well we got like a ten-second delay because of the stupid FCC.
haha, that's right:icon_mrgr

[NoSurviivors]

well we got like a 30-second delay because of the stupid FCC.

god forbid we see some chick flash or Mick bust his ass on a stage monitor or something!:icon_conf

[B54]

Seattle is working it this drive.

[NoSurviivors]

number 86 just had his head up that guys ass! classic!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

haha, that's right:icon_mrgr

i've been to Scotland, man (my father's a born and raised Scotsman), and you guys let everything fly on TV. damn Puritanistic American media.

[B54]

Brown can't get a break. 1/3.

[Halo Five]

Josh Brown the anti-MVP

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

another missed field goal.

[NoSurviivors]

Fire The Kicker And Drive!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

and that is just about the game....

[B54]

Haha Fabio.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

3190 friends on myspace whoohooo!!!

[jenzie]

yeah, really needed that three points, i'm afraid .....

[funnybonez]

Only 3 in my space.... Yeah baby!!

[jenzie]

OHH what a catch!!!!

[NoSurviivors]

these helmet mics are scary

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Only 3 in my space.... Yeah baby!!
add me

[PorchMonkey4Life]

nice YAC's

[funnybonez]

I'm smelling blow out soon!!
white FG kicker should stick to kicking the swoogies, leave it to the mexican to get 3pts..

[jenzie]

this game is over

[The Hole]

bus = MVP he is gonna carry it the whole 4th quarter

[GoatAss]

This might become ugly.

[funnybonez]

I'm smelling blow out soon!!
white FG kicker should stick to kicking the swoogies, leave it to the mexican to get 3pts..

[Swamp CAve]

jesus his stomach looks like a lava lamp

[al885]

fuck these steeler nggers

[NoSurviivors]

and that is just about the game....

Warner Wolf (remember him) said it best folks... Turn yer set off there.

Time for more adoooorable puppies... ooooooo the bowl cam!

[The Hole]

I hate the terrible towels Maybe the hawks can come back

[GoatAss]

fuck these steeler nggers

now now bills fan (i assume anyways)

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I'm smelling blow out soon!!
white FG kicker should stick to kicking the swoogies, leave it to the mexican to get 3pts..
way to double post...

[PorchMonkey4Life]

Warner Wolf (remember him) said it best folks... Turn yer set off there.

Time for more adoooorable puppies... ooooooo the bowl cam!
the bowl cam is the best... my doggie loved that

[B54]

This game is over.

[al885]

now now bills fan (i assume anyways)YES, and i hope every steeler fan and bandwagon fan dies. oh yeah fuck the browns too. you faggots.

[The Hole]

the commercials even suck this year it is just really disappointing

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Brokeback SUV

[PorchMonkey4Life]

some of these ad execs should be killed...
you have the biggest audiance ever and you blow it with a gay commercial.... you gotta be either really edgy or funny... make people remember the ad

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

all i can say about that Hummer spot..."Okay Terrific!"

[funnybonez]

Holy shit hope Ant was watching the PS cleaning commericals,
All those are his people!!!

[The Hole]

Int!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Swamp CAve]

yowzers, INT

[GoatAss]

what a fuck up big ben

[NoSurviivors]

hit that moter fucker already! would ya?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

holy shit, it's picked off and the Hawks are back in it.

[jenzie]

Big Int!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

huge play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


wow the game is back on!!!!!!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

He should never have been touched.

Big Ben should've been POPED!!!!!

[Halo Five]

Jesus Christ Ben... way to fucking go...

[mikeybot]

Damn, I was just about to say game over

[YourAmishDaddy]

No blocking... should have been a TD cause we all know they'll fuck up 3 downs

[funnybonez]

Not over yet.... like that shoving of big ben!!

[The Hole]

Captian Obvious "They need a TD here Al to get back into this game"

[funnybonez]

Td!!!!

[B54]

Touchdown!

[jenzie]

Touchdown Seahawks

[PorchMonkey4Life]

TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GAME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now we got a game

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

TD Hawks, thing's are finally getting interesting.

[KantSpelGi]

we live!

[Halo Five]

New game now Boys... what a momentum swing

[YourAmishDaddy]

I was just waiting on some flag somewhere

[The Hole]

All right we got a game again maybe we will se a second half like the Pats Carolina

[PorchMonkey4Life]

now the missed FG's are huge

[RobeSoup&Tears]

TD Hawks, thing's are finally getting interesting.

Lets hope

[NoSurviivors]

even with a fied goal! wowww.
guess we spoke too soon.

[The Hole]

I hate these fucking career builder commercials

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

more monkeys! and donkeys too!

[funnybonez]

Haha Bams commercials on with somes asses now

[B54]

I cant believe they let them say jackasses.

[al885]

you guys hate ferrall right? he's a steelers fan


ps. i like ferrall

[Swamp CAve]

wow sons & daughters is going to be awful

[funnybonez]

Whats the predict ion on when Sons and Daughters will get cancel?

[patbattlefield]

please god let the steelers lose...if only because of that fucking song! we get it the steelers are going to the superbowl, fuck off!

[The Hole]

Sons and daughters will get one more episode then emilys reasons why not

[NoSurviivors]

I hate these fucking career builder commercials

Hey.. it's my corp support staff on TV!!!

[Swamp CAve]

i say sons & daughters is a cheap immitation of arrested development and it goes on to become a hit because Americans are retards

[The Hole]

Hey.. it's my corp support staff on TV!!!

I can't help it I just hate monkeys, they smell

[PorchMonkey4Life]

I can't help it I just hate monkeys, they smell
and steal

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I'm gonna be a fatass.

just finished 1/3 of Ben & Jerry's Fossil Fuel and now I'm goning for some Phish Food.

Chunky Monkey's my fav.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

and steal

LOL:clap:

[KantSpelGi]

you guys hate ferrall right? he's a steelers fan


ps. i like ferrall
nice !

[The Hole]

my TV just shit the bed and I lost the game

[RobeSoup&Tears]

This is why we end up paying so much fucken money for razors.

Look at the production of these commercials

[NoSurviivors]

how many blades can they fit in to a shaver???

[Swamp CAve]

i'll probably buy this shit

[funnybonez]

Actually got a free sample of that razor, and its not that bad!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

that Toyota Tacoma spot was such bullshit.

[KantSpelGi]

ass holes allways park in the surf!

[funnybonez]

can someone give stevens stick'em for his hand!!!

[NoSurviivors]

cool Toyota ad.

Check this out - http://photos.sfsurvey.com/sailH/imagepages/image1.asp

[funnybonez]

what a shitty throw... my grandfather can throw a better lofting toss..

[funnybonez]

hawks special team suck!

[funnybonez]

should of slammed big Ben

[B54]

Nice hit on Ben.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

hawks special team suck!

they've been able to keep the Steelers in bad field position for much of the game, so they're not too bad. could use a more accurate FG kicker though.

[funnybonez]

should of ran the ball

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

nice punt by Pittsburgh.

[funnybonez]

they've been able to keep the Steelers in bad field position for much of the game, so they're not too bad. could use a more accurate FG kicker though.
thats a good punt.... not 2 in the endzone!!!

[The Hole]

Now backed up to the endzone i am feeling blitzburg

[funnybonez]

alexander just blew through blitzburg...

[funnybonez]

wow 4th quarter already...

[The Hole]

Hassleback is picking apart the defense between the 20s they just got to get in the endzone

[funnybonez]

dumb play!

[KantSpelGi]

we live

[mikeybot]

Benny hill theme, nice!

[al885]

HOOHOO benny hill theme

[funnybonez]

ok that sprint benny hill theme was kinda funny

[space_hitler]

Robin they stole the benny hill song from me. I wrote that you know. HOHOHOH

[funnybonez]

American Airline Commercial....
she: Where are we going?
he: Its a suprise!!!

Conclusion... Somewhere in Modesto???????

[RobeSoup&Tears]

This is it boys...

[RobeSoup&Tears]

American Airline Commercial....
she: Where are we going?
he: Its a suprise!!!

Conclusion... Somewhere in Modesto???????

She: Honey why do you have a round trip and I only have a one way?
He: It's a surprise.

[The Hole]

She: Honey why do you have a round trip and I only have a one way?
He: It's a surprise.


He: Here honey one last gift before we board it is called a rock coat...

[jenzie]

this game ISN'T over!!

[NoSurviivors]

She: Honey why do you have a round trip and I only have a one way?
He: It's a surprise.


hey check out this rock coat! It looks great on ya.

[funnybonez]

She: why do you have a leather gloves when its hot outside
he: Its a surprise

[RobeSoup&Tears]

He: Here honey one last gift before we board it is called a rock coat...

Music: "FEELING HOt Hot hot"

[jenzie]

it's HAMMER TIME!!!

[The Hole]

Can someone explain why that isnt a horse collar?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

INT Pittsburgh!

[mikeybot]

Oops

[jenzie]

Int Steelers
Flag After The Play

[Halo Five]

Nice Play by Ike Taylor again...

[Swamp CAve]

Can someone explain why that isnt a horse collar?

i was thinking the same thing and interception!!!

[funnybonez]

Stop lofting the god damm ball!!!! throw like a Marino or Elways!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

calling it now... game over

[mikeybot]

Damn and a penalty to boot.

[NoSurviivors]

where can i find that flipper sound??? I need that for teleconferences (holes)

[funnybonez]

Can someone explain why that isnt a horse collar?

hey...yeah i thought that was a penalty

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Stop lofting the god damm ball!!!! throw like a Marino or Elways!!!

yeah, John and Mike Elway were great in their time.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Ozone Midget Sighting

[The Hole]

I havent seen it called all year but I thought it was when a d player pulled the rb down from behind from the shoulder pads, it happened to tiki alot an they never called it

[mikeybot]

Heh, ol' shakey head on Boston Legal.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

From the photoshop section.

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/5215/90leadhat7ec8fe.gif

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

TD Steelers!

[B54]

Oh Baby!

[mikeybot]

Wow

[The Hole]

hawks good luck bro

[jenzie]

What A Play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

game over... have a good night people... the curse of fez marie lives!!!!

[Ballbuster1]

That was awsome!!!!!:clap:

[B54]

Randel El is great. What can't he do?

[jenzie]

that was the play of the game folks

[funnybonez]

maybe i'll be playing bf2 sooner than i thought

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

MacGyver back in action! nice!

[mikeybot]

Heh, MacGuyver

[PorchMonkey4Life]

maybe i'll be playing bf2 sooner than i thought
you can start now....

[NoSurviivors]

effing mcguyver. ugggh.

[mikeybot]

Ramoooooooone
Dancing With the Stars is for faggots!

[PorchMonkey4Life]

i thought sirius was supposed to have an ad... did i miss it?

[KantSpelGi]

game over... have a good night people... the curse of fez marie lives!!!!
goodnight!

[funnybonez]

its going to over Johnny

[mikeybot]

i thought sirius was supposed to have an ad... did i miss it?

Due to HooHoo's salary they probably had to do the buy in the 4th quarter.

[Ballbuster1]

goodnight!
You might wanna change that sig soon...............:icon_wink

[PorchMonkey4Life]

its going to over Johnny
huh??

[funnybonez]

i thought sirius was supposed to have an ad... did i miss it?

they cant afford it.... they commercials playing on upn and wb

[The Hole]

when did trick plays become gadget plays? and a fumble

[B54]

Haha, fumble.

[funnybonez]

huh??

i meant its going to be over johnny

[PorchMonkey4Life]

fumble!!!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

OMG What A Jerkoff.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

ball may be back in Pittsburgh posession!

[NoSurviivors]

FUMBLE! bwaaaaahahahahahahahaha you fat fuck! game over!!!

[funnybonez]

knee touch the ground

[jenzie]

ball dosn't touch the ground

[Ballbuster1]

Gotta challenge that one.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

time to piss

[patbattlefield]

are the refs from pittsburgh or something?:icon_roll

[space_hitler]

it looked like foote touched him

[funnybonez]

yeah but hasselback knee did, balls dead

[KantSpelGi]

You might wanna change that sig soon...............:icon_wink
duh!

[funnybonez]

I Win!!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

yeah, they overturned the fumble.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

well... game is still over

[funnybonez]

yeah... nice hit from joe...
ramooooone get me another helmet

[NoSurviivors]

why dont ya paste a seahawks insignia on your sigpic BAM?
I'm gonna try but i dunno what i'm doing yet...

[PorchMonkey4Life]

elo just emailed me... he said "if seattle would have scored 2 more touchdowns they would be winning"

[funnybonez]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::c lap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:elo just emailed me... he said "if seattle would have scored 2 more touchdowns they would be winning"

[jenzie]

and the quarterback is toast!!!

[Ballbuster1]

BOOM!! down goes Hassleback.

[mikeybot]

Hassleback goes down
hassleback goes down

[funnybonez]

another shitty punt!

[mikeybot]

and the quarterback is toast!!!
:clap:
Nice Die Hard reference.

[funnybonez]

This game is O'vah!!!! See yah!!

[Swamp CAve]

why is Piazza playing for Italy in the world baseball classic??

[The Hole]

World baseball Classic a sporting event that is gonna bomb

[funnybonez]

phics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/03/09/arts/09voig.184.jpg

[PorchMonkey4Life]

anyone wanna bet if fez pays up on the bet or not?

[The Hole]

why is Piazza playing for Italy in the world baseball classic??

So they could get a mlb player onto a european team

[NoSurviivors]

we should send Darryl Strawberry... coked out of his mind

[funnybonez]

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/03/09/arts/09voig.184.jpg

[jenzie]

:clap:
Nice Die Hard reference.
"that'll be five quid!"
"five pounds for a paper cup??"
"it had suger in it ....."
:action-sm :icon_mrgr

[PorchMonkey4Life]

phics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/03/09/arts/09voig.184.jpg
doesnt work for me

[mikeybot]

phics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/03/09/arts/09voig.184.jpg
umm, what?

[The Hole]

Swamp congrats on beating clemson for the 52nd straight time at Chapel Hill. We will win one someday...

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/03/09/arts/09voig.184.jpg


You beat me to it.

http://www.zone38.net/blog/pics/itsover.png

[PorchMonkey4Life]

You beat me to it.

http://www.zone38.net/blog/pics/itsover.png
why dont i see the pic?

[deadfruitvirus]

anyone wanna bet if fez pays up on the bet or not?

We all know it's going to be a pro-bowl bet.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i think that's the first time i've ever seen Bill Cowher smile. you always see him grimacing.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

We all know it's going to be a pro-bowl bet.
i will kick fez in the stent....

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Seattle: If you have any Pooh fling it now.

[jenzie]

Two
Minute
Warning

[Ballbuster1]

i think that's the first time i've ever seen Bill Cowher smile. you always see him grimacing.
Yeah, no shit.