SOS
08-17-2002, 10:35 AM
WNEW gets a new carpet. A petrified mouse is found from 3 years ago. Opie promotes W.O.W.
Frenchy and the retarded Laverne and Shirley(Lady Di and Marion aka Anthony’s stalkers) are going to Philly for a W.O.W. promotion in a limo. The band will be Octane and Opie says it is a great cover band and they play everything. L&S will not shut up. Frenchy tries to get them to shut up by yelling at them. “SHUT UP!” “YOU WHORE” “Holly Jesus!” They won’t shut up. Frenchy says he understands O&A’s pain when they are in the studio.
They go back to the subject of the new carpet. MTM construction fixed the carpet. Pete didn’t use a chin dildo to help them. O&A bring up the idea of getting a stain on the carpet so that Pete won’t hassle them as much not to stain it. The first couple who stains it gains automatic entry to Sex for Sam 3(SfS3). They want to christen the new carpet. Anthony ran into Stalker Patty last night.
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Two couples are coming to stain the carpet. O&A want Pete to watch the carpet get stained. Opie is shocked that Philly wants L&S. Anthony describes them as the Troglodytes. Anthony then mentions past unfamous movies that have characters that can describe L&S such as Them and the movie with killer bunnies filled with cuteness.
Frenchy wants Uncle John to come pick him up after the gig in Philly to save him from the incessant talking of L&S. “F yourself!” Nothing works to shut them up. They can’t shut up. Frenchy then starts pleading with O&A to get him out of this misery. “I wanna die.” “I have no where else to go.” “Shut up!” “Holly Jesus, F-ing Christ!” “Take me out now!” “Turn it off!” “Please!” “Please!” “I want to die!” They won’t shut up. “Shut the F up.” Lady Di says to take it down a notch. And “I don’t like it when you call us a whore.” Frenchy says they talk about crap. He will use the broken limo phone to crack both of their heads. Frenchy pleads: “Please help me out!” “Suck it and die!” He calls them retarded. He is losing his mind. L&S are talking about where there relatives work and the scenery.
Opie mentions stock options and Brucie from WAAF.
Anthony mentions the Harlem team winning in the Little League. Anthony gives a shoot out. Opie retells the story where he was calling his friend a Nig.. when he go knocked out. There are rumors that three of the players of the team violated residency rules. Shotgun Larry calls up and talks about the Little League. Norton isn’t in the studio. Opie talks about going to play basketball games at bad schools. Some of the students at the bad schools would bring their children to the games.
Talk of WOW fan Fest at Philly. Barry Williams is there. Opie mentions his portfolio and Bruce Mitman again. Anthony recalls his time living in the projects where there where hispanics and chickens. One guy fenced in an area and had chickens and pigs and a kiddy waiting pool with 5 children. These kids would play in the potholes when it rained. Anthony also recalls being stopped in his blue Ares K car in Marineck, NY by a cop who recognized Anthony and wondered why he was driving such a inexpensive car. They also talk about their experience on Real Rock TV. Anthony would pay for beers with quarters. He also would go to a slummy bar with an Ozzie tribute band.
Opie and Anthony recall where they got their stock options. It was at a Chinese Buffet with Bruie who was cheap. Anthony was thinking that maybe he could get an upper floor apartment with the new raise. He paid $6.95 for an all that you can eat Chinese Buffet for O&A. Anthony implies that Brucie bought and Escalade because of his small stature. Before they were given the bonus that they hoped for, he yelled at them for almost getting the station's license revoked and other things. He tried to make O&A feel like crap. He slid a paper over with their bonuses on it and Anthony started laughing hysterically. Brucie looked insulted so he offers O&A stock options of two thousand shares of stock in 5 years. They were making twenty-eight thousand dollars a year then. They would be given shares of ARS which has changed to American Power. They would be given 400 shares per year and told to think of it as a savings account. The shares were $44 a share. They were told not to tell Dave Dickless and Greg Hill but Steve Dodge and himself were also getting stock options. Their bonuses were $2,800 now and $88 thousand in 5 years. He said the stock would probably rise to $100 a share. Anthony said the stock has since when throught the roof, if the house is upside-down. It was an incentive to keep O&A around.
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Barry Williams is finally in studio. He thinks O&A are lying about not having a show for him today. He remembers a naked girl doing a naked handstand in front of him. He was "looking up to heaven." She shaved the lovely spot. He also remembers the penis puperteers. O&A point out the new carpet to him. O&A say that a couple will stain the carpet shortly. Barry says that if a couple does stain the carpet, he will give them tickets to Las Vegas or Hilton Head or Nassa. They talk about Peter Gabriel naming a song "The Barry Williams Song" and now Barry doesn't know whether he is Greg Brady or Barry Williams. He has brought in some Malibu rum. Opie shows that he has some knowledge of the Brady Bunch by saying his hair must have gotten that hair tonic that was in the last episode of the Brady Bunch. They talk about TV guide has honored the Brady Variety Show as one of the worst shows ever. O&A say that they had a pregame show for XFL, which was also on that list. Barry says that he was also in Celebrity Boxing. Anthony found the Brady variety hour funny. They talk how Robert Read, the father, did every special. He also did "The Brady Girls Get Married" special. They show him Taylor on foundrymusic. Barry will judge Ann & Fred. O&A describe "Blind Boxing" as a good TV show concept to him. Callers suggest Steve Hawkins vs. Christopher Reeves and Ray Charles vs. Stevey Wonder. They say that one of the contestants broke his ribs and bruised his liver. Ann has piercings on her nips and lip.
O&A mention that the Drowing Pool lead singer, Phil Williams, that they have recently interviewed, has died in the tour bus. Everyone thought it would be Phil from Pantera. They talk about other celebrities that have died after being on their show such as Tiny Tim, the voice of Scooby Do and other cartoon characters, Eddy Youngman. They also explain that they talked to Buddy Epsom for weeks because they wanted to be the last people to interview him when he was still alive and he is now 98 years old.
Fred & Ann christen the carpet. Barry watches. Opie talks about how he can tell a girl's age by her taint. He said his father passed down the powers.
They talk about former child stars on www.formerchildstar.net . Barry will be in a movie with former child stars. Pete says the stain is a test for the carpet. The carpet is 3 hours old and there is a money shot on the carpet.
Vos calls from Philly. L&S won't shut up. He calls them stupid. Barry plugs the travel agency that he is working for. Vos' mike's signal is not getting to WNEW because of a board. Frenchy tries to find the board. They don't hear the retards. Barry says, "If I make it, they will come." Lady Di is drunk out of her ass. Frenchy is coming back to NY by Uncle John.
Frenchy and the retarded Laverne and Shirley(Lady Di and Marion aka Anthony’s stalkers) are going to Philly for a W.O.W. promotion in a limo. The band will be Octane and Opie says it is a great cover band and they play everything. L&S will not shut up. Frenchy tries to get them to shut up by yelling at them. “SHUT UP!” “YOU WHORE” “Holly Jesus!” They won’t shut up. Frenchy says he understands O&A’s pain when they are in the studio.
They go back to the subject of the new carpet. MTM construction fixed the carpet. Pete didn’t use a chin dildo to help them. O&A bring up the idea of getting a stain on the carpet so that Pete won’t hassle them as much not to stain it. The first couple who stains it gains automatic entry to Sex for Sam 3(SfS3). They want to christen the new carpet. Anthony ran into Stalker Patty last night.
Break
Two couples are coming to stain the carpet. O&A want Pete to watch the carpet get stained. Opie is shocked that Philly wants L&S. Anthony describes them as the Troglodytes. Anthony then mentions past unfamous movies that have characters that can describe L&S such as Them and the movie with killer bunnies filled with cuteness.
Frenchy wants Uncle John to come pick him up after the gig in Philly to save him from the incessant talking of L&S. “F yourself!” Nothing works to shut them up. They can’t shut up. Frenchy then starts pleading with O&A to get him out of this misery. “I wanna die.” “I have no where else to go.” “Shut up!” “Holly Jesus, F-ing Christ!” “Take me out now!” “Turn it off!” “Please!” “Please!” “I want to die!” They won’t shut up. “Shut the F up.” Lady Di says to take it down a notch. And “I don’t like it when you call us a whore.” Frenchy says they talk about crap. He will use the broken limo phone to crack both of their heads. Frenchy pleads: “Please help me out!” “Suck it and die!” He calls them retarded. He is losing his mind. L&S are talking about where there relatives work and the scenery.
Opie mentions stock options and Brucie from WAAF.
Anthony mentions the Harlem team winning in the Little League. Anthony gives a shoot out. Opie retells the story where he was calling his friend a Nig.. when he go knocked out. There are rumors that three of the players of the team violated residency rules. Shotgun Larry calls up and talks about the Little League. Norton isn’t in the studio. Opie talks about going to play basketball games at bad schools. Some of the students at the bad schools would bring their children to the games.
Talk of WOW fan Fest at Philly. Barry Williams is there. Opie mentions his portfolio and Bruce Mitman again. Anthony recalls his time living in the projects where there where hispanics and chickens. One guy fenced in an area and had chickens and pigs and a kiddy waiting pool with 5 children. These kids would play in the potholes when it rained. Anthony also recalls being stopped in his blue Ares K car in Marineck, NY by a cop who recognized Anthony and wondered why he was driving such a inexpensive car. They also talk about their experience on Real Rock TV. Anthony would pay for beers with quarters. He also would go to a slummy bar with an Ozzie tribute band.
Opie and Anthony recall where they got their stock options. It was at a Chinese Buffet with Bruie who was cheap. Anthony was thinking that maybe he could get an upper floor apartment with the new raise. He paid $6.95 for an all that you can eat Chinese Buffet for O&A. Anthony implies that Brucie bought and Escalade because of his small stature. Before they were given the bonus that they hoped for, he yelled at them for almost getting the station's license revoked and other things. He tried to make O&A feel like crap. He slid a paper over with their bonuses on it and Anthony started laughing hysterically. Brucie looked insulted so he offers O&A stock options of two thousand shares of stock in 5 years. They were making twenty-eight thousand dollars a year then. They would be given shares of ARS which has changed to American Power. They would be given 400 shares per year and told to think of it as a savings account. The shares were $44 a share. They were told not to tell Dave Dickless and Greg Hill but Steve Dodge and himself were also getting stock options. Their bonuses were $2,800 now and $88 thousand in 5 years. He said the stock would probably rise to $100 a share. Anthony said the stock has since when throught the roof, if the house is upside-down. It was an incentive to keep O&A around.
break
Barry Williams is finally in studio. He thinks O&A are lying about not having a show for him today. He remembers a naked girl doing a naked handstand in front of him. He was "looking up to heaven." She shaved the lovely spot. He also remembers the penis puperteers. O&A point out the new carpet to him. O&A say that a couple will stain the carpet shortly. Barry says that if a couple does stain the carpet, he will give them tickets to Las Vegas or Hilton Head or Nassa. They talk about Peter Gabriel naming a song "The Barry Williams Song" and now Barry doesn't know whether he is Greg Brady or Barry Williams. He has brought in some Malibu rum. Opie shows that he has some knowledge of the Brady Bunch by saying his hair must have gotten that hair tonic that was in the last episode of the Brady Bunch. They talk about TV guide has honored the Brady Variety Show as one of the worst shows ever. O&A say that they had a pregame show for XFL, which was also on that list. Barry says that he was also in Celebrity Boxing. Anthony found the Brady variety hour funny. They talk how Robert Read, the father, did every special. He also did "The Brady Girls Get Married" special. They show him Taylor on foundrymusic. Barry will judge Ann & Fred. O&A describe "Blind Boxing" as a good TV show concept to him. Callers suggest Steve Hawkins vs. Christopher Reeves and Ray Charles vs. Stevey Wonder. They say that one of the contestants broke his ribs and bruised his liver. Ann has piercings on her nips and lip.
O&A mention that the Drowing Pool lead singer, Phil Williams, that they have recently interviewed, has died in the tour bus. Everyone thought it would be Phil from Pantera. They talk about other celebrities that have died after being on their show such as Tiny Tim, the voice of Scooby Do and other cartoon characters, Eddy Youngman. They also explain that they talked to Buddy Epsom for weeks because they wanted to be the last people to interview him when he was still alive and he is now 98 years old.
Fred & Ann christen the carpet. Barry watches. Opie talks about how he can tell a girl's age by her taint. He said his father passed down the powers.
They talk about former child stars on www.formerchildstar.net . Barry will be in a movie with former child stars. Pete says the stain is a test for the carpet. The carpet is 3 hours old and there is a money shot on the carpet.
Vos calls from Philly. L&S won't shut up. He calls them stupid. Barry plugs the travel agency that he is working for. Vos' mike's signal is not getting to WNEW because of a board. Frenchy tries to find the board. They don't hear the retards. Barry says, "If I make it, they will come." Lady Di is drunk out of her ass. Frenchy is coming back to NY by Uncle John.