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MONKEY
02-08-2006, 11:34 AM
A Star Trek fan has spent £12 000 (about R132 000) turning his home into the Starship Voyager.

Tony Alleyne's flat in Hinckley, Leics, has moulded walls, touch-panel blue lighting and a life-size model of the show's transporter room.

He even built a command console, reshaped windows to look like portholes and set up vertical lights so he can pretend to be "beamed up".

He hoped his pad would tempt other Trekkies to pay him to convert their homes too.

He took out two huge loans and ran up debts of over £100 000 on 14 credit cards marketing his idea and paying for the merchandise and has filed for bankruptcy.

Tony, who split from his wife Georgina after he replaced their fridge with a "warp coil" said: "I was convinced Trekkies all over the world would want a house like mine and pay me to do it.

"But I was wrong and just overstretched. Building it in my apartment was the enjoyable and easy bit. But then I got hooked up with marketing and merchandise people here and in America and it all got out of hand.

"I'm still proud of what I created but it's been a financial disaster."
http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1139301177263A551

I laughed like hell at this story.

Multiple Miggs
02-08-2006, 12:59 PM
I'm praying for a warpcore breach.

JoeyDVDZ
02-08-2006, 01:01 PM
I would love to see pictures.

Mommadeez4u
02-08-2006, 01:03 PM
http://www.24thcid.com/24th_century_design.swf

Shpadoinkle
02-08-2006, 01:16 PM
I thought this was going to be a thread about a white fella moving to Bed-Stuy.

JoeyDVDZ
02-08-2006, 01:22 PM
http://www.24thcid.com/24th_century_design.swf

Ask and ye shall receive? Thanks Momma! Nice job! :clap:

mascan42
02-08-2006, 01:31 PM
That's gotta be a bitch to keep clean.

MONKEY
02-08-2006, 02:31 PM
I'm praying for a warpcore breach.
:clap:
The warp coil/Fridge thing was funny as hell.

Beeman99
02-08-2006, 03:48 PM
I'm a trekkie, but I couldn't see doing that to my house and being able to get a woman. My gf thinks I'm bad enough owning every season of TNG, DS9, and Enterprise.

JSHAW
02-08-2006, 04:26 PM
In TREKKIES2 there was a guy, maybe even the same one, who did this.
He lives in Europe and it was unreal how much it looked like the set of a ST series.

If you rent or see TREKKIES2 on cable you'll see it.

Smokezilla
02-08-2006, 04:30 PM
How do you fit all that stuff into your parents' basement??? :icon_wink

Screwtape
02-09-2006, 01:33 AM
my hand wouldnt even jerk me off in there.

Hudson
02-09-2006, 02:16 AM
There is gonna be a HUGE malfunction in the Pattern Buffer once he fires up the transporter.

Beeman99
02-09-2006, 03:03 AM
Wow, how'd he get the dilithium crystals to power his warp core? Oh wait, he's a faggot that doesn't know what pussy is

Hudson
02-09-2006, 03:10 AM
What's scary is that a few of us know WAYYYY more than we should, (myself included) about this Star Trek shit!

KneeKnee
02-09-2006, 03:25 AM
I hope he saved some money for a hooker: the only person he will ever fuck.

CM Mark
02-09-2006, 03:35 AM
my hand wouldnt even jerk me off in there.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Comment of the day.

Thank you Screwtape. Thank you.

patbattlefield
02-09-2006, 04:05 AM
I like Star Trek too, and you know what i did? I bought the boxed sets. I don't understand these people that have to dress and live like they are part of the shows or movies.

patbattlefield
02-09-2006, 04:06 AM
I hope he saved some money for a hooker: the only person he will ever fuck.
and the good lines keep coming:clap:

Beeman99
02-09-2006, 01:35 PM
I hope he saved some money for a hooker: the only person he will ever fuck.

Ahh, but if he built a holodeck, he'll fuck every hot women he can dream of.