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Chimpo
02-09-2006, 10:23 AM
Answer your own God damned phone.

I don't want to have to talk to your fucking 4 year old booger eater for five minutes before you decide when you want to pick up the call. You heard the fucking phone ring, you know someone is calling. Answer the fucker. Worse is when I can clearly hear you in the background asking "who's on the phone?" to your kid. For all that waterhead knows, it's peanut butter calling.

It's not cute. It's annoying.

Be a person, answer your own phone.
patbattlefield
02-09-2006, 10:24 AM
wow someone's a grumpy old man. i'm not with ya on this one, its just so fucking adorable:icon_wink
DoughBoy
02-09-2006, 10:26 AM
When they ask you who is on the phone, reply with something like "Fucking Cock Cunt"

That'll get mommy or daddy on the phone real quick.
HockeyHelmet
02-09-2006, 11:14 AM
I believe is would, Ha Ha
Multiple Miggs
02-09-2006, 11:19 AM
I believe is would, Ha Ha
Did your 4 yr. old post that for you?

:action-sm
fmeinthea
02-09-2006, 12:29 PM
Every time a bill collector calls, I always let my 3yr old answer it.

She hangs up in less that 5 minutes though.
HockeyHelmet
02-09-2006, 12:37 PM
Did your 4 yr. old post that for you?

:action-sm

actually, yes. And shes 5 not 4.
Kid Brock
02-09-2006, 01:30 PM
When they ask you who is on the phone, reply with something like "Fucking Cock Cunt"

That'll get mommy or daddy on the phone real quick.


That's the best advice, then when they do finally get on the phone tell them; wow your kid has a potty mouth all I said was tell them it's Bob on the phone.
JonBenetRamsey
02-09-2006, 02:02 PM
just ask the lil child what they're wearing. that'll get mommy and daddy to the phone real quick.
LZMF1
02-09-2006, 02:10 PM
Answer your own God damned phone.

I don't want to have to talk to your fucking 4 year old booger eater for five minutes before you decide when you want to pick up the call. You heard the fucking phone ring, you know someone is calling. Answer the fucker. Worse is when I can clearly hear you in the background asking "who's on the phone?" to your kid. For all that waterhead knows, it's peanut butter calling.

It's not cute. It's annoying.

Be a person, answer your own phone.
dude....i hear ya. my 4 year old always wants to answer the phone and i absolutely will not unless i see that it's her mother or her grandparents calling. now if it's a telemarketer then i let her answer and talk about whatever the fuck she wants but i make it clear to her that she is not to say that me or her mother are home.
DennisIsEvil
10-05-2006, 04:12 AM
What else is annoying is when people think it's cute to let their assbags kids do the outgoing message on their answering machine. You can't understand a word of it because the kid's a fuckin' imbicile and speaks pure jibberish into the damn thing like
Himynameistacymommyanddaddyaren'thomeblabbitablasb bitablabbita..... beeeeeeeep.

No it ain't cute.
Skinflute
10-05-2006, 08:06 AM
When they ask you who is on the phone, reply with something like "Fucking Cock Cunt"

That'll get mommy or daddy on the phone real quick.

I do this all the time.

Try to avoid complex words with "sh", "st", "ch" . Kids have trouble saying it, words like bitch or shit you have to sit there and say 4-5 times.

I found that shitdick works great, also cunt... You only have to say that to them once and they are off. Just keep it simple.

Reminds me of a time my buddy pulled out a favor I owed him and made me watch his kid. I watched Eddie Murphy's Delirious with him and he's only about 4. Daddy thought it was funny but mommy didn't. She was a fucking dick shortener anyways.
Salem
10-05-2006, 08:20 AM
How about FU to people bringing up dead threads from last Febuary!
tar_baby
10-05-2006, 11:02 AM
bravo...very annoying
sniper
10-05-2006, 12:01 PM
How about FU to people bringing up dead threads from last Febuary!

How about a thanks for using the search since he can't post a new thread:action-sm

I agree with him whole-heartedly, when I hear a kid on an outgoing message they get a Jimmy mic check.
Death Metal Moe
10-05-2006, 12:14 PM
I am in total agreement with this thread. I'm just glad that I'm not at the age yet where any of my friends have kids. Love not having to deal with their stupid family schedule.
Dopie Opie
10-05-2006, 04:35 PM
Every time a bill collector calls, I always let my 3yr old answer it.

She hangs up in less that 5 minutes though.


Thats a great fucking idea... BRILLIANT:clap:
Smokezilla
10-06-2006, 08:36 AM
Every time a bill collector calls, I always let my 3yr old answer it.

She hangs up in less that 5 minutes though.
Yeah. . . we bill collectors get that shit all the fucking time. When I repo their fucking cars, I get the proverbial "last laugh".:icon_wink