Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 97 2-9-06

[NotYouStupid]

Hiya Buddys!!

[Chester'sLiver]

Coul they get a new open already? The guys behind the scenes do suck, Steve C has a new open every 2 months or so.

[savethewave]

I'm glad for the regular intro.

I like Sly and the Family Stone, but their music always depresses me.

[ChimneyFish]

Coul they get a new open already? The guys behind the scenes do suck, Steve C has a new open every 2 months or so.


Miss the "superhero" O&A intro.

[freak8]

hope they talk about the sly shit

that could have been great

but he's crazy

[generoso]

Ohh my 1st time in R&F thread......I love staying home from work...

[Redding]

morning buddies

[Deadbent]

Miss 101 Nights of Great Fez.

And hey again Gene.

Home from work does rock.

[ChimneyFish]

What happened????
I just woke up.

[freak8]

yeah what happened

i did'nt hear it

[generoso]

This not Earl's day today....I feel for him..

[Chester'sLiver]

Earl or one of thier interns played with the computer that was recording shit for O and A and they lost all of the audio for O and A.

[jewbagel]

Earl messed with O&A's studio causing them to miss taping some Grammy shit or something.

Earl... you're FIRED!! (I can only hope)

[ChimneyFish]

Bring back Joe Poo.

[Deadbent]

Earl telling those black truths again.


not white lies.

[robertkeys]

ever since harry left earl has collapsed, coincidence?

[generoso]

But on a good note no Grammy talk....

[MrCleanhands]

just caught hoo hoo talkin about oprah
Robin says no one watches her show

[Chester'sLiver]

just caught hoo hoo talkin about oprah
Robin says no one watches her show
Are you kidding??? How can anyone say no one watches Oprah. My aunts live on that shit. She endorses a book and it goes to the top. They are just nuts overthere. Ibe the zombies are going yeah Oprah stinks, no one even knows who she is.

[jewbagel]

Yeah no one watches Oprah... Frey anyone?


Ugh.

[ChimneyFish]

More lies from Howie.
WOW. What a suprise.:icon_eek:

[Grav]

Are you kidding??? How can anyone say no one watches Oprah. My aunts live on that shit. She endorses a book and it goes to the top. They are just nuts overthere. Ibe the zombies are going yeah Oprah stinks, no one even knows who she is.

Yeah, no shit. She mentions a book on her show and it instantly becomes a best seller. Sounds to me like NO ONE is watching! :icon_roll

[generoso]

Hi Opie

[Redding]

FRO show lol

[LiddyRules]

They need to start posting hot chicks on the show.

[MrCleanhands]

unfortunately i gotta wait 30mins before waking the zombies up to more reality

[generoso]

Thats pretty funny packing up Earls stuff....Boy I would be pissed if I saw that..

[Redding]

Stern thinks hes bigger then Oprah

[Deadbent]

just caught hoo hoo talkin about oprah
Robin says no one watches her show


Did Hoohoo follow with..."That's right rahbinnn... thats because shes a white woman."


What is it you're waiting 30 minutes for btw Mr.Cleanhands?

[prozac]

Ohhhh Opie

[Redding]

does anyone have audio of stern saying that, if anyone can link me to it i will love you for it

[silentbob8201]

the Grammies who watches that shit

[Cromwell]

Opie bitch-slapping Earl - just like the good old days!

[Redding]

now its a EFRO show

[YourAmishDaddy]

Opie bitch-slapping Earl - just like the good old days!

Brings back the memories...

[CaptainWacky]

Yes AFRO.

[generoso]

Ohhh now a true AFRO show..Hiya Ant.

[Deadbent]

Earl said "GODS HONEST TRUTH"
aka...

"I'm LYING but here goes nothing..."


haha

[Cromwell]

Brings back the memories...

Ha, ha.

Now Anthony is on (from his car, of course)

Is Harry gone for good?

[MrCleanhands]

The zombies are now defending her like the good lil sheep they are by saying she was referring to the oxygen channel

[prozac]

FUckin Ant...I bet he's almost home now.

[YourAmishDaddy]

Figures Anthony is halfway home...
Classic.

[Redding]

Yes AFRO.

not that anthony, its just a caller

[silentbob8201]

Earl left lol and what anthony do you think it is?

[Weenis]

I Miss Earl. :(

[Redding]

Holy shit Earls running away ahhahah

[CaptainWacky]

not that anthony, its just a caller
um no its anthony. From o&A

[YourAmishDaddy]

Well in true WNEW fashion Earl will be back in a week..

[Redding]

Miss non channel changing Earl

[Chester'sLiver]

um no its anthony. From o&A
Yeah he is correct its Ant. On his way home. oooooooo JAFRO.

[LetsDoThisLucas]

lmao.

this is great!!!!!

miss stalker earl

[ChimneyFish]

What a little girl Earl is.
L-O-L

[LiddyRules]

Jafro!!!

[Redding]

um no its anthony. From o&A

oh i apologize sir

[ChimneyFish]

tHIS HAS TO BE A FIRST.
A JAFRO show.

[Redding]

Its a JEAFRO Show

[jewbagel]

Haha, AFROENT now! This is fucking awesome!

[Deadbent]

Wish the boys would do some true jafro shows...

I'm getting too spoiled with Op and norton in studio, with ant on the phone.

[generoso]

It is the whole crew....a A-Z show

[Chester'sLiver]

tHIS HAS TO BE A FIRST.
A JAFRO show.
No Jimmy was in when Ron and Fez sat in before they started thier show.

[savethewave]

There needs to be an episode of "Cribs" on Earl's awful apartment.

[prozac]

I'm having a good time with this.

[YourAmishDaddy]

The greatest fucking day in radio

[johnupc]

Jafro!!!
or NOARF?

[Redding]

JEATFRO

Jimmy E-rock Anthony Than Fez Ron Opie

[CaptainWacky]

oh i apologize sir
No problem

[d0uche_n0zzle]

This is what happens when one doesn't discipline an uppity Negro.

[AZKMK]

Funneh!

[ChimneyFish]

No Jimmy was in when Ron and Fez sat in before they started thier show.


Didn't hear O&A yet.




Love how Earl turns everyones' mics off.

[Chester'sLiver]

God his such an angry black man.

[bathroom sentry]

it's getting hot in here...

[Arch Stanton]

AW Buddies, what a treat we have here. Been a long time since Earl has been in the barrell

[YourAmishDaddy]

I hope they have the stretchers ready...

[freak8]

i love the old videos from wnew

when earl was smashing microphones

[Chester'sLiver]

Didn't hear O&A yet.

I meant before they started on XM.

[LiddyRules]

Didn't Earl break things at 'NEW?

[Deadbent]

Haha. Good one Fezzie.

[silentbob8201]

uh oh

[MrCleanhands]

Knowing earls race the tv had to be on upn

[Cromwell]

What a little girl Earl is.
L-O-L

Earl is such a bitch.

Master Po needs to tune him up.

[Arch Stanton]

Didn't Earl break things at 'NEW?
No, he didn't do anything including hanging pictures he was told to do

[Redding]

Take control PO, DC will not take the shit, Nice to know washington is listening

[bathroom sentry]

now they're just fucking with him....DC wouldn't move that fast

[freak8]

earl back to

blink 102.7 earl

[Weenis]

"Step out of the studio please sir."

[ChimneyFish]

I meant before they started on XM.


Gotcha. Forgot about that.



ooooooooooo.....Earl is in trooooooouuuble.

[generoso]

Dc is bringing in the leftie......

[YourAmishDaddy]

I guess now we know why Robin's in the dunking booth.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Next thing XM will make Earl, Chief Diversity Officer.

[Cromwell]

Earl needs to be put on "suspension"

Bring back Harry.

[Redding]

You Mother Fucker

[folmz]

i guess well be saying "miss earl" instaed of "miss fezzie"

[Cromwell]

No, he didn't do anything including hanging pictures he was told to do

"He's a genuine lazy slooobbbb . . . " :icon_mrgr

[HumpX]

lol....fucking Earl

[Chester'sLiver]

God I hope they play that song again.

[Deadbent]

Earl needs to be put on "suspension"

Bring back Harry.



Uh oh, by suspension you don't mean...

Suspended, from a rope that's attached to a tree.... do you!? :icon_eek:

[freak8]

this segment really reminds me of the old days


when earl was on the phone

[LiddyRules]

Ron: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like four little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Earl what's Fonzie like?
Earl: Cool?
Ron: What?
Earl: He's cool.
Ron: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Earl, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your microphone, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

[Cromwell]

God I hope they play that song again.

"picked up some papers then I put them back down . . . .":icon_mrgr

[folmz]

all i need is alittle static and it would be wnew

[Cromwell]

Uh oh, by suspension you don't mean...

Suspended, from a rope that's attached to a tree.... do you!? :icon_eek:

That would work too. :icon_wink

[Chester'sLiver]

Ron: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like four little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Earl what's Fonzie like?
Earl: Cool?
Ron: What?
Earl: He's cool.
Ron: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Earl, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your microphone, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Very nice.

They should send Earl on a sticker stop now. Those were always fun.

[YourAmishDaddy]

The only thing missing is Al Dukes

[prozac]

Uh oh, by suspension you don't mean...

Suspended, from a rope that's attached to a tree.... do you!? :icon_eek:

Oh Deadbent....if you were a cop, you would be fucked right about now.

[Redding]

Miss Club Soda Kenny

[Deadbent]

Ahaha.. Op!

[NotYouStupid]

God I love Opie!! Earl you owe me an apology!!!

[CaptainWacky]

First he did it to eric now earl. I love whe nhe makes them thank you

[Cromwell]

Earl should get down and kiss Opie's feet!

[MrBogey]

Opie is doing his "kiss the whip" routine again. Wonderful.

[Arch Stanton]

Oh yeah, Opie turning up a notch, here we go

[ChimneyFish]

Love how the pad data reads "corrrecting Earl".

[CaptainWacky]

Best afro ever

[Deadbent]

Oh Deadbent....if you were a cop, you would be fucked right about now.



:icon_cry:

[Arch Stanton]

Hey Earl, Thank us too. Hurry up

[Cromwell]

Yes. A little "negro dance" would be nice.

[Redding]

Earl should have to do a little soft shoe

[CaptainWacky]

lmao....classic

[HumpX]

LOL, they're baiting him into admitting it

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Earl should be doing all the thanking in his best Tobie voice and or on his knees begging masta' for forgiveness.

[NotYouStupid]

Earl is Sooo poor and Sooo Black...

[CaptainWacky]

Token black golfer

[Deadbent]

the broadcast, coupled with the board... I think is much too much currently.
Be right back after I run down the stairs, find a little bathroom and splash some water on my face.

[Arch Stanton]

ANthony, so funny

[prozac]

Op is just playing with Earl....this is great!

[CaptainWacky]

Opie has to watch his soaps

[Arch Stanton]

We need a Cartman...Days never finished,,,Massa got me workin'...someday Massa set me free.

[prozac]

Best afro ever

Yes one of the best...hey get me more pic og that naked bitch you have as a sig pic.

[CaptainWacky]

opie takes over

[Redding]

Opie has to watch his soaps

love how everyday were getting a new pic of your g/f very nice

[LiddyRules]

Jrofs! This is the second day when the average page range is exceeded in a single half hour.

[HumpX]

OMG what ballbusters

[ChimneyFish]

I knew that whole DC thing was a joke.

[johnupc]

Earl ain't gotta apologize for shit

http://www.quarterbin.net/img/pr2801.jpg


(sorry, a little behind, looking for the pic....)

[Redding]

he needs the glasses to hide the crying

[generoso]

Welcome back to the board Earl...Bye Jimmy , Ant, And Opie....ok reset the show gets a mulligan

[Arch Stanton]

Whew....what a fucking ride

[CaptainWacky]

Yes one of the best...hey get me more pic og that naked bitch you have as a sig pic.
The naked bitch is my girlfriend. I have more of her on this thread

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=31373&page=21

[jewbagel]

wow that 45 minutes went by in a flash... awesome radio!

[Deadbent]

forty five minutes of funk.
That was fun.

[CaptainWacky]

love how everyday were getting a new pic of your g/f very nice
I'll keep it updated. She is as jimmy says "Good egg"

[prozac]

forty five minutes of funk.
That was fun.

Well said...

[Chester'sLiver]

This is the same opening???

[CaptainWacky]

into again...nice

[Chester'sLiver]

I thought they said a new opening though. I really don't want to hear this opening again. Oh they added new clips, well thats dumb.

[Weenis]

http://www.haikosfilmlexikon.de/sf/mn/meninbla.jpg

Morning buddays.....

[Arch Stanton]

Might as well go with this....Hello Buddies..

,,,and boom goes the dynamite

[silentbob8201]

see its a new intro yay

[Arch Stanton]

http://www.haikosfilmlexikon.de/sf/mn/meninbla.jpg

Morning buddays.....
Well done

[Chester'sLiver]

Might as well go with this....Hello Buddies..

,,,and boom goes the dynamite
ooooo 2,000 posts. :action-sm

[freak8]

this must have taken
10 minutes to do
its basically the same opening

[Cromwell]

This is the same opening???

More has been added.

[prozac]

The naked bitch is my girlfriend. I have more of her on this thread

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=31373&page=21

A woman who poses like that is no bitch...I stand corrrrected. What a sexy woman.

[LiddyRules]

That isn't really a new opening, it's more an extended opening isn't it?

[jewbagel]

Um yeah, nice NEW intro Earl.

Half assed of course.

[CaptainWacky]

A woman who poses like that is no bitch...I stand corrrrected. What a sexy woman.
Thank you sir.

[generoso]

Morning Buddies

[Cromwell]

Um yeah, nice NEW intro Earl.

Half assed of course.


I miss the "and boom goes the dynamite"

[robertkeys]

so can i start the new show off? hiya buddays

[Arch Stanton]

ooooo 2,000 posts. :action-sm
Oh yeah, look at that. Thanks:action-sm

[NotYouStupid]

Should we start a new thread for the new show???? Day 97.5

[Arch Stanton]

this must have taken
10 minutes to do
its basically the same opening
Well you do understand the 10 mins in Earl time is all night. This is an improvement over the old days though.

[savethewave]

Opie has to watch his soaps

Anyone other than you...

Accessories for Men Who Watch Soap Operas:

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[Arch Stanton]

Should we start a new thread for the new show???? Day 97.5
Good one...would be a first but this thread is rocking right now. Would probably get merged anyway

[Redding]

Feztastic? HOO HOO hes ripping Thantastic off

[NotYouStupid]

Anyone other than you...

Accessories for Men Who Watch Soap Operas:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/savethewave/robe.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/savethewave/broth.jpg

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:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: THAN-TASTIC!!!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Deadbent]

Mornin buddays.
I had a strange dream that there was like this weird ass afro show, with ant calling in from his phone and opie just bitchslapping earl around the building.

Pretty odd.

Did you guys hear the part in Stand By Me, when vern said he could live on Root Beer and Cherry flavor Fez?

[CaptainWacky]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: THAN-TASTIC!!!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
agree

[Redding]

and when someone doesnt like what fez did to the room we can call it fez bashing

[ChimneyFish]

Anyone know where APP is????



Earl handles stress well.

[Deadbent]

wait. theres 4 episodes for the end of that show?


Not to derail the train of thought but...


wtf is going on with that?

[Redding]

When they have there christmas special they can have soundboard fez say "dont forget my balls"

[generoso]

Well thats it for me off to lunch...Have a nice day people..Cya on the pm side..opps it is the pm side allready..

[Redding]

Yesterdays show was one of the best since they joined xm, todays is close to surpassing it with the early earl issue

[ChimneyFish]

Wow.
Not even halfway through the show, and we have 7 pages.


This thread seems to be growing.:icon_mrgr

[Redding]

I would listen to the David Lee Roth show if all he did was the bulsy bulsy bop diddy bop whenever he would talk

[ChimneyFish]

Yesterdays show was one of the best since they joined xm, todays is close to surpassing it with the early earl issue


I listened to Fridays show on Tuesday.(I had it recorded)
The whole "retard football team" had me clutching my stomach from laughing too hard.

[LiddyRules]

Wow.
Not even halfway through the show, and we have 7 pages.


This thread seems to be growing.:icon_mrgr
The thread isn't growing. The issues are getting more complex.

[Redding]

I listened to Fridays show on Tuesday.(I had it recorded)
The whole "retard football team" had me clutching my stomach from laughing too hard.

that was also great, and who knew that at the superbowl they would have the retards playing football

[Redding]

Earl and Fez making out would create more stress....in fez's asshole

....nothing?

[ChimneyFish]

I remember Earls' bloody ulcer.



Good times. Good times.:icon_wink

[Redding]

O&A gave Earl a bloody tumor and Opie caused Fez's heartattack....Way to go boys

[LiddyRules]

O&A gave Earl a bloody tumor and Opie caused Fez's heartattack....Way to go boys It's racism. White man still keeping the brother man down.

This guy should just say Fez as his only words like a retarded child.

[NotYouStupid]

strike 2 for earl....

[LiddyRules]

This chick sounds hot and young.

[Redding]

Not thinking about the show and being the quickest funniest part of the show...the brilliance of Ron Bennington

[Redding]

This girl sounds hot and young and dumb perfect

[folmz]

i love how people dont know what the numbers and the whoo ahh is

[jewbagel]

Shh, it's a secret.

[ChimneyFish]

Can't wait to see bald blue Fezzy.

[Chester'sLiver]

Vos just called me a homo....HA

[LiddyRules]

Shh, it's a secret. Shut up.

[Chester'sLiver]

Are they gonna tape any of Fez's trip with Elvish?

[LiddyRules]

Are they gonna tape any of Fez's trip with Elvish? I just want to know how it will effect the show.

[mikeyboy]

Are they gonna tape any of Fez's trip with Elvish?

Dunno, but I've been promised pictures.

[jewbagel]

I'd rather not have to be subjected to anymore Elfish than is necessary to end the bit.

Video of Fez performing as bluemangroup is a must, however.

[mikeyboy]

Video of Fez performing as bluemangroup is a must, however.

That shouldn't be a problem.

[ChimneyFish]

Stacy Keebler(Dancing with the Stars) has the sexiest legs to ever walk this Earth.

[Arch Stanton]

Completely with Fez on this Fox shit. Portrayed a womanizing asshole who let his little brother die right infront of him . F both of them.

[LiddyRules]

Ron is right, hip has left town and I think Misseurs Bennington and Watley can bring it back to this country.

[Arch Stanton]

Oh great, Po will mumbeling his way through another break

[jewbagel]

You gonna take this Master Po?

[Melk]

Stern thinks hes bigger then Oprah

I have mixed feeling about Oprah, but if Stern honestly thinks he is "bigger" (meaning more famous or popular) than Oprah he is completely fricking nuts.

[LiddyRules]

When did Stern say he was bigger than Oprah? I don't really like Oprah and am ready to lynch Doctor Phil but just from everything I've seen, Oprah is much bigger. Oprah is like the richest woman in America isn't she? Her fucking book club causes unknown authors to become villified pariahs. What can Stern say is equal to that? "I told people to go to Scores and they ripped people off for $200,000 a pop. hoo hoo"

[Redding]

I have mixed feeling about Oprah, but if Stern honestly thinks he is "bigger" (meaning more famous or popular) than Oprah he is completely fricking nuts.

as a fan of this type of humor of course you should have mixed feelings for Oprah but you have to look at the fact that shes one of the richest people in the world and her show has been around so long and that people will do whatever she tells them to do, and realize that she is probably one of the biggest things in america

[Redding]

When did Stern say he was bigger than Oprah? I don't really like Oprah and am ready to lynch Doctor Phil but just from everything I've seen, Oprah is much bigger. Oprah is like the richest woman in America isn't she? Her fucking book club causes unknown authors to become villified pariahs. What can Stern say is equal to that? "I told people to go to Scores and they ripped people off for $200,000 a pop. hoo hoo"


they were saying earlier that howard was talking about the oprah xm deal and saying that it doesnt mean anything that hes bigger then her. i have been wanting to hear the audio for myself but no one has posted it.

[ChimneyFish]

Man.
I wish I lived in NYC.
I would love to see Fez' preformance.

[LiddyRules]

they were saying earlier that howard was talking about the oprah xm deal and saying that it doesnt mean anything that hes bigger then her. i have been wanting to hear the audio for myself but no one has posted it. From Wikipedia: She is currently ranked as the most powerful celebrity by Forbes magazine[1] as well as the ninth most powerful woman in the world.[2]She is the first African-American woman to become a billionaire.

But I mean, who cares about Forbes. They said Sirius was a bad buy.

"Earl, make two calls." That couldn't be more perfect.

[HumpX]

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/Trippy%20Vortex.jpg

[HumpX]

TRIPPY

http://kleinmatic.typepad.com/photos/lula_0904/trippy_exposure.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

oooo Uncle Fezzie's Pants Puppet...

[HumpX]

LOL...sick bastards

[ChimneyFish]

Love this bit.:icon_cool

[savethewave]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/savethewave/eyetrick.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/savethewave/dz_back.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

Love this bit.:icon_cool
Yeah, over the top, wouldn't have it any other way.

[ChimneyFish]

**** Shoes.
L-O-L

[LiddyRules]

Best things about **** shoes: silent and doesn't leave prints.

[Ovaherenow]

what's the deal with earl? i only heard ten minutes of O&A this morning..is earl going back to O&A?

[Ovaherenow]

Al Michaels is offical on NBC ...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060209/ap_on_sp_fo_ne/fbn_nbc_michaels_1

[NotYouStupid]

what's the deal with earl? i only heard ten minutes of O&A this morning..is earl going back to O&A?

Just catch the first 30 minutes of the O&A replay...

[LiddyRules]

They're playing GOB's theme!

[Arch Stanton]

turducken anyone?

[LiddyRules]

I think Schwarzenegger would win Presidency if they fucked around with that useless Constitution somewhat.

[ChimneyFish]

turducken anyone?


I really have to try one of those.

[savethewave]

turducken anyone?

I had a bit years ago, with stuffing between each layer, and it was phenomenal.

I cooked a turkey in hot oil for my family last year...50 minutes for a 15 pound turkey!

[savethewave]

To our Muslim friends in the office:

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[mikeyboy]

turducken anyone?

Tried a turducken stuffed in a pig at WJFK two years ago. Quite tasty.

[LiddyRules]

What The Fuck Is Turducken?

[ChimneyFish]

Tried a turducken stuffed in a pig at WJFK two years ago. Quite tasty.


Heard the clips.:icon_wink

[savethewave]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/savethewave/protestmotivate.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

What The Fuck Is Turducken?


A turkey stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a duck.

[Outer Limits]

What The Fuck Is Turducken?

It's a turkey that's been stuffed with a duck that's been stuffed with a chicken and then roasted. Or somethin like that.

[mikeyboy]

A turkey stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a duck.

You're right, but you have the order wrong -- It's turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken (stuffed with sausage stuffing).

[LiddyRules]

Miss NBA Jam.

And Turducken sounds fucking nuts. It's like something you'd get at Taco Town or that place Moe took Helen Hunt.

[Chester'sLiver]

The Pro Bowl stinks. I don't know anyone that watches that crap.

[Outer Limits]

The Pro Bowl stinks. I don't know anyone that watches that crap.

Yeah, I can't take that awful game seriously.

[Chester'sLiver]

I think they should bring back ODB, It would be they only bright spot of the whole concert.

[Outer Limits]

It's David Lee Roth in the morning all over again :icon_lol:

[LiddyRules]

I don't like the idea of having seen inside the nation's top newscaster's ass. Except that one time with Cronkite, but that man is a fucking legend.

[ChimneyFish]

The Pro Bowl stinks. I don't know anyone that watches that crap.


I couldn't tell you the last time I watched it.

[silentbob8201]

isnt that news like 2-3 years old? jeeze Fezzie

[ChimneyFish]

It's Bobby.
I know it.

[LiddyRules]

I'd be part of the Bennie Youth. Miss Fuhrer Ron.

[silentbob8201]

Fucking Religious Nuts.

[ChimneyFish]

Is this guy calling from Earth????

[LiddyRules]

That guy seemed confuzzled.

[HumpX]

ya gotta love how Ronnie just lets them hang themselves with their own stupidity

[ChimneyFish]

Miss Pterodactyl record players.

[silentbob8201]

miss warthog garbage disposel. and dont you love these literal ninnies with the bible.

[LiddyRules]

What the fuck was that last caller saying? Man came before Adam? And the dinosaurs were all chilling outside Eden? But Cain was born post-Eden.

[Jigzaw]

Mornin all sorry I'm late been in meetings,and STW I love those pics

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Adam and Eve, the worlds first welfare cheats.

[silentbob8201]

What the fuck was that last caller saying? Man came before Adam? And the dinosaurs were all chilling outside Eden? But Cain was born post-Eden.
i must of missed most of this from religion class with 12 years of Catholic School oh wait thats right we dont take the Bible as Word for word Fact

[ChimneyFish]

After today, Earl better start keeping quiet, or he's going to find himself being commited.

[savethewave]

Mornin all sorry I'm late been in meetings,and STW I love those pics

Thank you.


http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/savethewave/burningflagmotivate.jpg

[savethewave]

i must of missed most of this from religion class with 12 years of Catholic School oh wait thats right we dont take the Bible as Word for word Fact

In Genesis, after Cain kills Abel, he goes to "dwell among the people of the land of Nod."

Therefore, we are all the children of Cain, the first murderer.

[LiddyRules]

In Genesis, after Cain kills Abel, he goes to "dwell among the people of the land of Nod."

Therefore, we are all the children of Cain, the first murderer. Where are the people from? Where did the people of Nod come from STW?

God: The first highly disappointed parent. But if your children and your grandchildren fuck up royally, I think you should stop praising yourself.

[Melk]

as a fan of this type of humor of course you should have mixed feelings for Oprah but you have to look at the fact that shes one of the richest people in the world and her show has been around so long and that people will do whatever she tells them to do, and realize that she is probably one of the biggest things in america

My mixed feelings are based off the I have a relatively good opinion of her show and the general social direction that accompanies it. What I don't care for regarding Oprah are, for example, the incident at Hermes in Paris. As a person who worked in retail for 7 years and computer engineering for anothe 7, I really hate when clients threaten businesses for having scheduling policies and store hours.

[silentbob8201]

Where are the people from? Where did the people of Nod come from STW?

God: The first highly disappointed parent. But if your children and your grandchildren fuck up royally, I think you should stop praising yourself.
wasnt Nod that general in Superman 2?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

OMG...I missed EVERYTHING THIS MORNING UNTIL NOW.

It's a replay day for me.

:icon_frow

[ChimneyFish]

wasnt Nod that general in Superman 2?


That would be Zod.

[silentbob8201]

i see they arent calling him a hotdog salesman today

[LiddyRules]

Angry Earl is back!!! Woo-hoo!!

[Cromwell]

Earl is a lying sack of cunt

[LiddyRules]

Earl is a lying sack of cunt I would have thought you'd make a comment about how these commie pinkos refuse to watch FOX News because of their Commie Pinkocity.

[jagsfans]

Enough w/East Side fuckin Dave. He sounds too damn fake.

[savethewave]

Where are the people from? Where did the people of Nod come from STW?

God: The first highly disappointed parent. If your children and your grandchildren fuck up royally, I think you should stop praising yourself.

The versions of the Bible that we use does not say, but the people of Nod are the descendants of Adam's FIRST wife, Lilith, who was created as an equal (not from one of Adam's ribs).

The first being God creates has two heads, four arms and four legs. God splits this being down the middle, making one male and one female. The male is Adam, and the female Lilith. She is Adam's equal in all respects: intelligence, strength, etc.

Lilith gets thrown out because she wants, among other things, to be on top during sex (honest), and Adam pleads to God that Lilith is too wilful, so he creates another woman from the earth for Adam, his second wife. We don't even know what her name was, but she does not work out either.

Finally, God knocks out Adam, pulls out one of his ribs, and creates Eve, Adam's third wife.

Lilith lives outside the Garden of Eden, in the land of Nod, and has many, many children with the people that are already there.

Conveniently, the very religious ignore this in their Bible studies.

[ChimneyFish]

Angry Earl is back!!! Woo-hoo!!


He's crazier than Al Dukes.
Holy shit!!!!:icon_eek:

[Chester'sLiver]

Stop yelling Earl, what an ass.

[silentbob8201]

That would be Zod.
yes i know Zod Ursa and Non. i was just being a tool

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hey Save...I was scrolling back. Funny pics.

I miss subdued Earl.

[LiddyRules]

The versions of the Bible that we use does not say, but the people of Nod are the descendants of Adam's FIRST wife, Lilith, who was created as an equal (not from one of Adam's ribs).

The first being God creates has two heads, four arms and four legs. God splits this being down the middle, making one male and one female. The male is Adam, and the female Lilith. She is Adam's equal in all respects: intelligence, strength, etc.

Lilith gets thrown out because she wants, among other things, to be on top during sex (honest), and Adam pleads to God that Lilith is too wilful, so he creates another woman from the earth for Adam, his second wife. We don't even know what her name was, but she does not work out either.

Finally, God knocks out Adam, pulls out one of his ribs, and creates Eve, Adam's third wife.

Lilith lives outside the Garden of Eden, in the land of Nod.

I only read King James Bible, the real Bible. I don't believe in Dr. Timothy Leary's crazy "bible" that you read.

[Cromwell]

I would have thought you'd make a comment about how these commie pinkos refuse to watch FOX News because of their Commie Pinkocity.

Is that the best you got?

Don't feel guilty because you side with the Ted Kennedys, Hillary Cunthole and Barbara Seditions of the world.

Fuck Earl.

He's lying.

East Side Dave is right.

[savethewave]

The way Earl's voice rising in pitch, he is hiding something with false indignation.

[ChimneyFish]

Lilith lives outside the Garden of Eden, in the land of Nod.



I believe Lilith became the first vampire, also.

[Cromwell]

Stop yelling Earl, what an ass.

Exactly.

I'm listening on headphones.

I don't need that big, dopey gorilla blowing my eardrums out.

[Jigzaw]

After that wack job of a holy roller yesterday this is calming (calmo)

[Cromwell]

The way Earl's voice rising in pitch, he is hiding something with false indignation.

Completely.

Po - go break his neck.

[ChimneyFish]

yes i know Zod Ursa and Non. i was just being a tool


Sorry.
Just being "Larry Literal".

[silentbob8201]

did O and A get Harry fired?

[HumpX]

Earl needs a good fucking slap in the head to calm down.

[Jigzaw]

STW do your 'special' students retain all of your knowledge and wisdom? I always learn somthing when you post but can't retain it

[Chester'sLiver]

Im out c-ya.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Exactly.

I'm listening on headphones.

I don't need that big, dopey gorilla blowing my eardrums out.
HEY... take that back Earl isn't that big.

[Cromwell]

did O and A get Harry fired?

Yeah, I'd like to know the answer to that too.

[ChimneyFish]

did O and A get Harry fired?


I think Harry got Harry fired.

[Cromwell]

HEY... take that back Earl isn't that big.

You're right - but he *is* a lying sack of twatto

[NotYouStupid]

Miss Quiet-Shy Earl...

[ChimneyFish]

Back to work tomorrow.
See ya next week, buddays.:action-sm

[HumpX]

yeah I'm out. Cya's tommorrow ;)

[savethewave]

I only read King James Bible, the real Bible. I don't believe in Dr. Timothy Leary's crazy "bible" that you read.

The King James Bible was commissioned by King James I of England around 1608, who set the task to have the old Henry VIII Bible made easier for the common person to read.

The vocabulary list of the King James Bible has only 8,000 different words, and was written in what was then the common speech of the day in England. It is a very well-done piece of literature, especially the Psalms, which are written in iambic pentameter, just like the lines in Shakespeare's plays.

The King James is my favorite for that reason.

Please read the Apocryphia, which were the books that were in the Bible until AD 300 or so, when the Council of Nicea voted them out. Many of the 66 existing books were likewise edited for content.

Every version of the Bible since then, therefore, contains the EDITED word of God, if you buy into that sort of thing.

[Arch Stanton]

C- YA, Great ride today..

[savethewave]

STW do your 'special' students retain all of your knowledge and wisdom? I always learn somthing when you post but can't retain it


Hahahahahahahaha! Neither do they.

I am happy if a 17 year old can write a 6th grade level business letter at the end of the year.

[LiddyRules]

The King James Bible was commissioned by King James I of England around 1608, who set the task to have the old Henry VIII Bible made easier for the common person to read.

The vocabulary list of the King James Bible has only 8,000 different words, and was written in what was then the common speech of the day in England. It is a very well-done piece of literature, especially the Psalms, which are written in iambic pentameter, just like the lines in Shakespeare's plays.

The King James is my favorite for that reason.

Please read the Apocryphia, which were the books that were in the Bible until AD 300 or so, when the Council of Nicea voted them out. Many of the 66 existing books were likewise edited for content.

Every version of the Bible since then, therefore, contains the EDITED word of God, if you buy into that sort of thing.

I lost connection but I just wanted to clarify, I was half joking in my post. I don't think there's really a Timothy Leary Bible out there, though Revelations might fit the bill. I've actually been reading the Apocrypha the past couple of weeks (not because of you, but out of my own curiosity).

[savethewave]

I lost connection but I just wanted to clarify, I was half joking in my post. I don't think there's really a Timothy Leary Bible out there, though Revelations might fit the bill. I've actually been reading the Apocrypha the past couple of weeks (not because of you, but out of my own curiosity).

Cool. The gospel of Thomas is of interest, because it is the only one written by a person who personally knew Jesus.

Revelations/Book of the Apocalypse is my favorite book in the New Testament.

[toilet hugger]

The King James Bible was commissioned by King James I of England around 1608, who set the task to have the old Henry VIII Bible made easier for the common person to read.

The vocabulary list of the King James Bible has only 8,000 different words, and was written in what was then the common speech of the day in England. It is a very well-done piece of literature, especially the Psalms, which are written in iambic pentameter, just like the lines in Shakespeare's plays.

The King James is my favorite for that reason.

Please read the Apocryphia, which were the books that were in the Bible until AD 300 or so, when the Council of Nicea voted them out. Many of the 66 existing books were likewise edited for content.

Every version of the Bible since then, therefore, contains the EDITED word of God, if you buy into that sort of thing.



I"ll just wait for the movie

[Chestas Liva]

East Side Dave can lick my hairy ass. What a lying, backstabbing sack of cunt. I support Earl on this 100%. He did not lie. Listen to his ENTIRE answer next time. And three on one is never a fair fight. Kick some ass Earl.

[Chestas Liva]

Earl or one of thier interns played with the computer that was recording shit for O and A and they lost all of the audio for O and A.You got the shit part right. They really didn't want to do a lame ass Grammy bit today anyway. This was a good excuse to blow it off. Just not at Earls expense. :icon_evil