Would you fuck Oprah?

[Turtle]

You walk into a bar and see Oprah, for some reason she is hot for you. She tells you that she just wants a one night stand, booty call whatever. Would you fuck Oprah?

[JonBenetRamsey]

yes. no bag either. CHA CHING!

[Death Metal Moe]

Totally. Right in the pooper. Let her roll it around in her mouth. Lots of sweating and yelling.

Good times, everybody goes home a winner with me.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/funny2/magicdoh2er.jpg

[fothermucker]

I'd violently fuck her just so everytime I watched her give advice on her show to dumb haus fraus, I would smile knowing I had defiled her.

[Ballbuster1]

For that kind of cash, my dick has no conscience.:icon_wink

[frankjg]

Depends on how much money I can take out of her pocket book afterwards...

[Smokezilla]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7918/oj0fx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Turtle]

No money boys, Oprah just needs some Wackbag cock. Do you give it to her?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4789/hititagain28nz.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7859/hititagain38jl.jpg

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/1587/hititagain52jy.jpg

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7528/hititagain68dm.jpg

[Turtle]

Well if James T Kirk would fuck Oprah, than thats good enough for me.

[Death Metal Moe]

The JFK Jr. one is fucking sweet.

[al885]

For novelty's sake, yes

[Turtle]

For novelty's sake, yes
You don't get to fuck a billllllionare every day, so that would be a novelty.

[diggerdog]

No money boys, Oprah just needs some Wackbag cock. Do you give it to her?
Nope

[Mystic Pain]

Yes, yes I would!

[whammy_kablammy]

I would. Hey, pussy's pussy. And a rich pussy is more gooder.

[Beeman99]

I'd fuck her, only to say I ***** a socially conscience schwoogie.

[tar_baby]

shes black
any questions?

[Glenn Dandy]

I dont think i could get it up for that beast... but i would pee on her.

[FreeTheCricket]

I need a qualifier.... do we get any $ out of it?

If yes... then absolutely.

If no... then no way, I don't like gorilla sex.

[Turtle]

I dont think i could get it up for that beast... but i would pee on her.
Do I need to add pee & shit To the list of options?

[Turtle]

I need a qualifier.... do we get any $ out of it?

If yes... then absolutely.

If no... then no way, I don't like gorilla sex.
No $ just a large black womans pussy.

[FreeTheCricket]

No $ just a large black womans pussy.

Then, please refer to my previous statement about gorilla sex. :action-sm

[Turtle]

Come on you wouldn't hump that silverback?

[hillarythegreat]

Give me a strap on and I'm in. Litterally.

[Turtle]

Give me a strap on and I'm in. Litterally.
Hot

[PorchMonkey4Life]

as the great Ron Bennington says... if there is a woman you would not fuck you are gay...

[DeltaPin]

Sure.

Maybe she'll give you "A brand new car".

[Milwuakee Cop]

I want me a voodoo magic girl, who just happens to be filthy fucking rich.

[Ploppy]

Can I stick a feather in her hair and pretend she's an Indian?

[HockeyHelmet]

I'd impregnate the bitch(pay day)

[Balancedchaos]

One night stand? Shiiiit.

Good luck leaving.

*Snaps on surgical gloves*

Now, where were we?

[HummerTuesdays]

What if I say yes, then claim **** or sexual harassment? Do I get money then? :)

[The Sarge]

Isn't Steadman STILL trying to bag her?

[GoatAss]

Isn't Steadman STILL trying to bag her?

I think Steadman stopped tagging that ass long ago. I think she just keeps him on the payroll to keep up the "Image".

[The Sarge]

I think Steadman stopped tagging that ass long ago. I think she just keeps him on the payroll to keep up the "Image".

I don't think he even f'd her. She has STILL been pullin' the ol' "cocktease" bit for the past 20 years.

[invisible76]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a143/invisible76/hitit.gif

[Farm Flufer]

Sure, as long as it's not the old fat version.

[turdfrgsn]

http://maryalicehaney.com/style/images/pitboss_jpg.jpg

would ye?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7803/gwhit1vf.jpg

but are we talkin fat Oprah or now Oprah? Cause if it's fat Oprah I may need an adult beverage or two

[Mabe]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/08/people.oprah.ap/vert.oprah.ap.jpg

Ohh hell yah. Rich and famous adds atleast 3-4 points.

[kloraferm]

as the great Ron Bennington says... if there is a woman you would not fuck you are gay...
Exactly! You beat me to it. :)

[Turtle]

Would you fuck her with the Color Purple look?

[kloraferm]

Would you fuck her with the Color Purple look?
Hell if she had the kinda cash she has now, I would if she was the color purple!

[Turtle]

Someone photoshop Barney body w/Oprah's head from the Color Purple.

[Madness]

What if I say yes, then claim **** or sexual harassment? Do I get money then? :)

Don't be silly. You fuck her and then sell the story to tabloids.

[Tickle The Bag]

For that kind of cash, my dick has no conscience.:icon_wink

my dick never has a conscience.

For that kind of cash my brain has no conscience.

[NightStalker3]

Someone photoshop Barney body w/Oprah's head from the Color Purple.

http://www.midnightassassinsgroup.net/barneyO.jpg

[PyrettaGirl]

No way....Not even if I was a black man!!!!

[JSHAW]

Shit yeah I'd hit it. Oprah 2006 is a sexy black woman.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/JWS64/godhit0od.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

i would fuck the shit out of her so she might remember me when she's writeing checks

[Don West]

no money, no way

[KneeKnee]

http://www.castledestro.com/fhrileys/9hitit.JPG

[Halo Five]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/halofive69/ShiningGradyJack.jpg