What are you doing for Valentine's day?

[ShooterMcGavin]

What are y'all's plans? Just fuck til dawn? Or a romantic evening? Or both? Maybe get a hooker to take a shit on you?

What are you all planning for Tuesday?

[HummerTuesdays]

Work, haircut, maybe dinner in the city, then back home. It's just like any other day.

Oops. Forgot to add that I need to bring the car in to Toyota for a recall. So I'll be up earlier than usual.

[CallmeQtie]

Work 8 hours, then school for 6, then going home for me. I better come home to something nice. Atleast some daisys and maybe hot pockets for dinner:)

[Farm Flufer]

Nothing different from a regular work day.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Meh. Just another bullshit "holiday". I'll pass. Nothing good happens on Valentines day anyway.

[GoatAss]

Work 8 hours, then school for 6, then going home for me. I better come home to something nice. Atleast some daisys and maybe hot pockets for dinner:)

hotpockets........aahhhh the perfect woman:)

[LiddyRules]

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[Kid Brock]

Probably deciding where to bury the body. There is a vast overpopulation of hookers in this town. Time to thin the herd.

[flyerfan116]

damn bitterness and anger about Valentine's day on a message board..who'd a thunk it.

I actually have plans on V-day for the first time in a long time...taking my girl to a nice dinner then back to her place :icon_wink ...ya know it was a hell of alot cheaper being single...but it's worth it.

[jpc165]

I need some new ideas!

[Ovaherenow]

get a hooker.

rinse

wash

repeat

[Leslie Anne]

V-day isn't anything special at all. It's just a day that is commercialized and watered down to get a poor schmuck to say "I love you" because it's February 14th. I feel for the guys who are pressured into spending a fortune on a girl who may or may not give them something "spit"acular in return...

[MikeyP]

No bitterness here, but wifey and I usually blow it off. We'll exchange sappy cards though. No gifts or anything this year, we may be buying a house and could use all the savings we can get. Our first date was the 13th of February, so we usually combine the two and go out to eat the night before.

Other than that, work as usual. Hopefully getting new tires, and maybe even a trip to the neurologist.

[ROONT]

I will rent a nice suite, buy some good wine and spread the bed sheets with rose petals. My girl and I will meet at the room, rip our clothes off and make mad passionate love for a few hours, drink some wine and have a good time...then I'll jump in the shower and drive home to my wife and kids...:gh:

[BCH]

I will rent a nice suite, buy some good wine and spread the bed sheets with rose petals. My girl and I will meet at the room, rip our clothes off and make mad passionate love for a few hours, drink some wine and have a good time...then I'll jump in the shower and drive home to my wife and kids...:gh:


Somehow I don't think that's exactly how it's going to go. :action-sm

[ROONT]

BCH,

you always could see right through me

[Cunt Hair]

i bought my bf a t shirt that says "my girlfriend is a cunt'. I think it is romantic :)

[KneeKnee]

I couldn't make up my mind on which one of the 293293 girls I know, so i figured I would do the romantic thing and work all day....:icon_roll

[Exanimate]

My wife and I just get each other a card. My oldest sons birthday is on Feb 14, so we are more into his birthday than vday.

[ShooterMcGavin]

ya know it was a hell of alot cheaper being single...but it's worth it.

No it isn't.

[B54]

Working in the ER. For some reason, Valentines Day seems to be the one day of the year when there is a smaller amount of people coming in than usual.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Working in the ER. For some reason, Valentines Day seems to be the one day of the year when there is a smaller amount of people coming in than usual.

Find lots of gerbils, do ya?:action-sm

[Kid Brock]

I will rent a nice suite, buy some good wine and spread the bed sheets with rose petals. My girl and I will meet at the room, rip our clothes off and make mad passionate love for a few hours, drink some wine and have a good time...then I'll jump in the shower and drive home to my wife and kids...:gh:


Well structured joke Scotty, good setup, better payoff. I would give you the little clappy hands, but I refuse to use those ever.

[Mystic Pain]

I'm not doing a damn thing

[Halo Five]

Dinner then sex with the girl I am seeing... I'm simple like that... heh

[kloraferm]

God don't remind me. I'm hoping I can slip past that day without my crazy "date" remembering. If I had only known sooner. She's not even officially my gf. Actually, I'd feel better owing money to the mob.

[DJBigFatCock]

Stabbing my fucking girlfriend in the eye with a hammer.

[Glenn Dandy]

Im just going to fuck a hot pocket and eat Qties boyfriend.

[pointblankJ9]

I made reservations at FH Rileys. I didn't tell my husband where we're going, just the time. We've been wanting to get over there, this is the perfect excuse.

[Rob]

just another day for me... its the first time i've been single on valentines day in a long time... nice!

[Slow Bollards]

Sushi for dinner and some clam for dessert.

[Arkie]

I will insert the shotgun shell into the chamber and pull the trigger.
Sounds heart warming and comforting on this terrible excuse for a holiday!

[Madness]

Yell at the dumb bitch to put the fucking lotion in the basket.

[FreeTheCricket]

Finally putting it in her ass, then finishing on her face, all while a kidnapped 13 year old Thai hooker sits tied up in the corner.

[Beeman99]

No idea, watching the Olympics, watch some Speedweeks, and if my gf is good I'll cook supper and have dessert ready for her when she gets home from work.

[CM Mark]

Jerk off and cry.

[mikeybot]

I'd like to try to do my Al Capone impression on that day.

[JonBenetRamsey]

cook for the girl friend and hate my life.

[Big Dick Mcgee]

I'll take her out toss a burger down her throat.Go home fuck and go to sleep.What a perfect evening should be.

[Dani75]

Valentines day is over rated. I am babysitting for my cousin...she just had a baby and hasn't been out of her damn house. That is why my womb is closed!

[CallmeQtie]

Im just going to fuck a hot pocket and eat Qties boyfriend.
Wait you aren't gonna fuck the hot pocket I was planning to eat for dinner are you? If yes, can I have it when you are done fucking it? PIG FUCKER! Its a ham & cheese hot pocket:)

[turdfrgsn]

go to the hardware store

buy a new shovel

[Boba Dousch]

Suicide

[Tax Kuntz]

Jerk off and cry.

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[ShooterMcGavin]

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Disturbing...

[Screwtape]

jerk it, then give my hands a nice moisterizer rub down as thanks

[BeezerBlanks]

Wake up, clean my "good pants". Realize I need to get a card and flowers considering me and my girl already exchanged gifts because we're impatient. Get treated to dinner. Drinking then pussy or pussy then drinking....either way I'll be happy. Should be a good night.

[Boba Dousch]

Wake up, clean my "good pants". Realize I need to get a card and flowers considering me and my girl already exchanged gifts because we're impatient. Get treated to dinner. Drinking then pussy or pussy then drinking....either way I'll be happy. Should be a good night.

Why don't you rub it in our faces just a little more...:action-sm

I just met a girl about 2 weeks ago, I don't know whether to do something for her on valentines day or not. I'm not sure how serious it is.

[oaswallow]

I may leave a trail of those message heart candies starting at the high school, through the woods and over to to my place and see what happens.

[Iron Duke]

I will rent a nice suite, buy some good wine and spread the bed sheets with rose petals. My girl and I will meet at the room, rip our clothes off and make mad passionate love for a few hours, drink some wine and have a good time...then I'll jump in the shower and drive home to my wife and kids...:gh:


Don't worry, while your banging your girl, I'll be knocking the bottom out of your wife. But don't worry, I'll leave the wet spot on her side of the bed.

I'm good like that.

[.480ruger]

cant even get some ass.she got new tits last week and is still too sore for me to play.

[Sutsu]

To hell with valentine's day. Just another day... but since I'm in the academy I'm just hoping the Sergeants don't show us any extra loving with extra PT.

[Jimmymakesmewet]

A cheap dinner, movie and you know...basically being broke!