FU to valentines day

[LAX]

I love my girlfriend and all but i'm not a fucking millionaire either....Guess in the long run...I do pay for sex

[7cent]

I'm 0 for 26 in Valentines days..cheap, but depressing.

[FAZ8218]

I love my girlfriend and all but i'm not a fucking millionaire either....Guess in the long run...I do pay for sex


I feel your pain. First Valentine's day, then my girlfriend's birthday is friday... :doh: I'm so poor after this week its not even funny

[The O&A Van]

Assuming you love the broad...it's beter than a lonely 14th...although, anybody else HATE the fact that Hallmark has completley hijacked mens' wallets every February? This holiday has no foundation beyond selling cards, yet here we are spending dollars like crazy...fucking ass fuck cocks.

[BravoSierra]

I agree... I once dated a chick whose birfday is on Valentines. Hate to be the poor sap dating her now. Total double whammy.

[Mybigcans]

You guys need to find a low maintainence chick... If the chick really cares about you, you don't need to spend a ton of cash on her.... Just a thought..

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Or break up with her a week before and make up a week after.

[flyerfan116]

I wanna start off with agreeing to the FU, i don't need hallmark telling me when to tell my girl i love her, but since that's how it is i'm making the best of it and trying to have fun with it....now that being said i wanna give another FU to my some of my friends for not letting me enjoy it....this is the first time in 29 years i've been serious with someone on v-day and while i may not like the commercialism behind it, i do enjoy the fact that she likes it and i wanna give her a great day...i don't need to hear my friends who are not in relationships bitching about how they have no one..i've been there done that for a long ass time, let me fucking enjoy not being single of V-day without trying to make me feel guilty b/c your on your own..not gonna work...go bitch to someone else go bitch to eachother i don't care...no one else cared when they had someone and i didn't so don't give me a 'don't rub it in' attitude after you ask what i'm doing and i tell you..if you don't wanna know don't ask fuckers.

[Mybigcans]

Or break up with her a week before and make up a week after.
Well that would be very cost effective, but then she might expect retro gifts...

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Cock, the gift that keeps on giving. :icon_mrgr

[JSHAW]

My wife and I don't play that bullshit valentine's day game.
She doesn't expect anything from me, and vice versa.

Sorry Hallmark, here's your big FU.

[BJQueen]

Hubby asked what I wanted for V-Day - I am easily pleased! We will go out to eat tomorrow - I hate dealing with all the crowds! I don't require gifts -just a lil' attention. He knows he will get his cock swallowed and all will be good with the world again :icon_mrgr

[HummerTuesdays]

FUCK YOU MSN!!! Do you change the theme on everyone's "my msn" page to red & green for Christmas? Green for St. Pat's? Blue for Hanukkah???? Give me a fucking break with the red & pink shit.

I am offended! Think I can win a multi-million dollar lawsuit for "religious persecution"? It is *Saint* Valentine's day, right? :icon_mrgr

[Mybigcans]

Hubby asked what I wanted for V-Day - I am easily pleased! We will go out to eat tomorrow - I hate dealing with all the crowds! I don't require gifts -just a lil' attention. He knows he will get his cock swallowed and all will be good with the world again :icon_mrgr
See now that's how it should be.... I totally agree with you BJQ.....:action-sm

[LAX]

Cock, the gift that keeps on giving.

i thought that was herpes

[LonleyTcell]

Yea I was with a girl for 4 years and her b day was feb 23. It cost me more money in feb for gifts than x mas.

[HummerTuesdays]

I guess I'm the only girl out there that HAAAATES this holiday, and would be quite content to spend it at a sports bar with a BF and his single friends. We would sit & mock all the other pussys who's GF's are rubes for buying into this shitty Hallmark Holiday.

I'd rather have little gifts throughout the year "just because" than have flowers/gifts bought for VD because corporate America told him to spend money. It means more when he thinks of it himself, and not because the media says he has to do it. Don't get the wrong idea either. I'm not bitter because I'm single. I've had this opinon through more than a few relationships.

[rustytrombone1]

Gentlemens, you need to set low expectations early on in the relationship. If you get her nothing from the start, she will expect nothing from then on. This applies to other aspects of your life. For instance...when I was engaged (back in the stone ages), I was asked to call photographers, get prices, and schedule appointments. I was handed a list to call. I did what I was told. I called every one, got their prices, and scheduled appointments with every single one of them at the same time on the same day. Never have been asked to do anything close to that since.

For Valentine's day...a card...nothing more, nothing less is sufficient. It is usually a funny or sarcastic card too. None of that mushy crap either.

[LAX]

I guess I'm the only girl out there that HAAAATES this holiday, and would be quite content to spend it at a sports bar with a BF and his single friends.

that is why I love you HT!

[Cage]

This year there will be no reservations at the "it" restaurant, with the card and jewlery. I finally realized not being in a relationship with my ex-girlfriend was probably the best move. Not being able to go out because of a tiny white dog that couldn't be left alone and putting up with her bullshit of wanting to be at the "popular" restaurants really sucked. Happy Valentines Day!

[JoeyDVDZ]

I guess I'm the only girl out there that HAAAATES this holiday, and would be quite content to spend it at a sports bar with a BF and his single friends. We would sit & mock all the other pussys who's GF's are rubes for buying into this shitty Hallmark Holiday.

I'd rather have little gifts throughout the year "just because" than have flowers/gifts bought for VD because corporate America told him to spend money. It means more when he thinks of it himself, and not because the media says he has to do it. Don't get the wrong idea either. I'm not bitter because I'm single. I've had this opinon through more than a few relationships.

Here here! This is why I like you, HT. you're a real person, none of that phony shit that says "Today is the day I have to pay attention to you, each other day of the year if I think of you, great, if not too bad." screw that. And good on you, being one of those who gets the point.

[kloraferm]

I always laugh when I hear someone say "Valentine's Day is just a made up holiday"...... They all are ya dumb motherfucker!

[oaswallow]

After years of hearing things like "the roses are nice but I prefer pink instead of red" and the "necklace was nice but isn't a diamond heart kind of highschoolish" blah, blah, blah, the fucking bitch gets nothing. Over 10 years of no anniversary, Valentines Day or Sweetest Day gifts. Not buying gifts anymore has eliminated stress and saved me money!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

Or break up with her a week before and make up a week after.

Indeed. That's what I always do. I'm an awful person. I come from a rich family and I still leech money from my parents, yet I still refuse to take the time to buy a gift.:clap:

[fmeinthea]

this day sucks for me too. My wife got lazy lately and now we woke up fighting.

[Jerry1]

Valentine's for me in never really good. Especially today! Damn MTA(new yorks subway system) was running all messed up today. The train I take runs express so it takes me 20 to 25 min which is nice. Today it was on the local track but the announcer said it was running express. No problem. so why was it making local stops along the way? On top of that after every stop the conductor is on the speaker saying "Next stop is...." She didn't even freakin know what the next stop is!! I had to run into work!!
So a big FU to the NYCMTA while I'm here!!
Only had one good Valentine's Day but even that went bad. Last year I got this girl that I had a thing for a gift card. Nothing huge, like $50 or so. It made her so happy. I must have gotten a bunch of thanks from her. Only to have her call me the next day to yell at me that the card didn't work for some reason!!
What happened to her? That's another FU for another day!!

[Skinflute]

Fuck Valentines day.

I broke up with my hole this morning after 2 miserable months. Recently she became a Christian and became holier than thou. This self important twat gave me shit about no present this morning. So I calmly explained to her that Valentines day is a day to honor Cupid, which is a Roman god.

They call that idolotry in your little book don't they?

Now shes steaming pissed. I then told her about how Christmas is really celebrating the birthday of the pagan god Sol Invictus, who has a birthday on Dec, 25 when his constellation is most visible in the sky.

Add paganism to your list of sins dear. By the way, according to your book women are life support systems for a uterus, that doubles as a cum receptacle for thier husbands.... At that point the door slammed in my face and I heard shit getting slammed around inside the house... Yup, mission accomplished. I love shutting up religious nuts with those facts. Most of them are only passionate about god when it suits them, but still opening gifts on Christmas, fucking tools

Valentines day is as Ron said it today, Just another chance for us to Fuck up, theres no risk involved if your a chick.

Fuck Valentines day, and fuck any self important hole who gets pissed when you don't get the fucking Hope diamond, or an 800$ coach bag.

[Fendbass22]

Gentlemens, you need to set low expectations early on in the relationship. If you get her nothing from the start, she will expect nothing from then on.

Wow that is so true. My last relationship I did everything, bought tons of shit. Basically, every commerical holiday plan on spending hundreds. I was a total douche. This relationship...bare minimum. It works so well. Also helps that she came from a dirt poor family. So when I made her a card and that was it...she was more than pleased.

[kloraferm]

Thank god I got out of yesterday scot free!

[LZMF1]

i played it right and sent my wife a dozen roses with a teddy bear and a box of chocolates at work.....they were delivered on monday so all of the other women that work there saw it.

she called me all surprised because i never do shit for V-Day. she then told me that she didn't get me anything but if i wanted i could go get my new boots and bindings for my snowboard. i was out the door and had my new toys within minutes!