GLENN_THE_TOOL
02-14-2006, 01:48 PM
i love when random morons IM you on messenger, it's so fun to fuck with their minds. here's the transcript of the Hindu fag who was seeking oral favors from me just minutes ago. this gave me a good chuckle for my birthday.
knicks264: hi]
me: hey, who is this?
knicks264: jay 36 bi married Indian man
me: oh? and what made you pm me? you see my name somewhere?
me: hello?
knicks264: yahoo search, nj male
me: huh. so what are you into? any kinky things?
knicks264: i liked your profile
knicks264: no
knicks264: love suckin dick
knicks264: satts?pic?
knicks264: stats?
me: 5'8", 155 lbs, pretty muscular, shaved all over, i have pics that i'm searching for now
me: i've been looking for a guy to help me with something that really turns me on, maybe you can help me
knicks264: whats that
me: well i like to attach clothespins to my nipples and have them pulled
knicks264: i would love to suck
knicks264: doesn't that hurt?
me: yeah, but i like it
knicks264: how about if i suck ur nipples
me: i also like having jumper cables attached to my nutsack
knicks264: can u email ur pics at this ID
knicks264: lol
me: and shocked with a car battery
knicks264: man u like ruff stuff
knicks264: can u email ur pics?
me: i also like having my penis shoved in a hot toaster
me: and leave it in until it's golden brown
me: and spread some cream cheese or butter on it
knicks264: ok stud, bye
knicks264: u can simply just say no
me: come on, i thought you were gonna help me
knicks264: u don't need to make these stories
me: ever sodomize a guy with a crowbar?
knicks264: no
knicks264: i am not NYPD
me: good, i should hope that a cop wouldn't be into freaky shit like me
knicks264: bye stud
me: come on, stay, i'll let you shave off my asshair and make a beard with it
me: it'll be fun
me: ever stick your testicles in jar with honeybees and a wasp inside?
me: hello?
knicks264: hi]
me: hey, who is this?
knicks264: jay 36 bi married Indian man
me: oh? and what made you pm me? you see my name somewhere?
me: hello?
knicks264: yahoo search, nj male
me: huh. so what are you into? any kinky things?
knicks264: i liked your profile
knicks264: no
knicks264: love suckin dick
knicks264: satts?pic?
knicks264: stats?
me: 5'8", 155 lbs, pretty muscular, shaved all over, i have pics that i'm searching for now
me: i've been looking for a guy to help me with something that really turns me on, maybe you can help me
knicks264: whats that
me: well i like to attach clothespins to my nipples and have them pulled
knicks264: i would love to suck
knicks264: doesn't that hurt?
me: yeah, but i like it
knicks264: how about if i suck ur nipples
me: i also like having jumper cables attached to my nutsack
knicks264: can u email ur pics at this ID
knicks264: lol
me: and shocked with a car battery
knicks264: man u like ruff stuff
knicks264: can u email ur pics?
me: i also like having my penis shoved in a hot toaster
me: and leave it in until it's golden brown
me: and spread some cream cheese or butter on it
knicks264: ok stud, bye
knicks264: u can simply just say no
me: come on, i thought you were gonna help me
knicks264: u don't need to make these stories
me: ever sodomize a guy with a crowbar?
knicks264: no
knicks264: i am not NYPD
me: good, i should hope that a cop wouldn't be into freaky shit like me
knicks264: bye stud
me: come on, stay, i'll let you shave off my asshair and make a beard with it
me: it'll be fun
me: ever stick your testicles in jar with honeybees and a wasp inside?
me: hello?