FU to people that don't know how to open a car door.....

[Farm Flufer]

Fuck You

To the jaggoff that slammed his door in to my quarter panel in a parking lot yesterday. Learn how to open a god damned door when you are near someone. Hope a tree falls on your SUV.

[fmeinthea]

That is why I take up two parking spots everywhere I go even at work.

If at that point, someone key's my car out of spite, that is covered under comprehensive coverage and I have a 0 deductable.

I have so many stone chips on my hood, I can only pray that someone jumps on that.

[fmeinthea]

I do agree, people in general are assholes because they have no respect for the property of other people.

[BravoSierra]

That is why I take up two parking spots everywhere I go even at work.

I fucking hate people like you. Why do you think your car is so much more important?

[fmeinthea]

I fucking hate people like you. Why do you think your car is so much more important?



good, hate me then.

I am the guy that parks all the way at the end of the lot and takes up 2 or 4 spots.


So hate me.

My car isn't better than anyone's, but it is MY car and I don't want people like you fucking it up.

My car, and I will do as I please.

Fuck off if you don't like it.

<mod edit>

<mod edit>
BTW: My wife hates me too.


<mod edit>
It is because of people like you that Mr. Afroparty rock has a fucked up car.

Are you going to pay for it?

Are you going to make is car or insurance payment?

Are you going to repair the damage?

No, you are a fucking loser like the asshole that wrecked his car.

<mod edit>
Me and the VP of my company are taking up two spots in out parking lot right now, not because I think that my car is more important, but it is VER IMPORTANT to me to keep it looking nice.

So Fuck You, may you die in a car accident.

[DoughBoy]

Hey motherfucker. 1. NO BASHING 2. STOP POST WHORING AND USE THE FUCKING EDIT FEATURE!

[fmeinthea]

Hey motherfucker. 1. NO BASHING 2. STOP POST WHORING AND USE THE FUCKING EDIT FEATURE!



Yo, Word is born, he started that shit.

<mod edit>

It is BOND... Word is BOND.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I'd like to know why certain people feel that their car is an extension of themselves?

It's a freaking depreciating asset, and a mode of transportation at best.

Spend a bit more on not being such a self centered person, you'll be better for it.

[DoughBoy]

What pisses me off is when people act all holier than thou because it is a 'depreciating asset and mode of transportation at best' instead of respecting something that someone spent TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON.

Just because you don't respect or care about your property doesn't mean you should shit on people who actually do.

If I take the time to park out in west bumblefuck because I've got a nice new car/paintjob that I just spent 10 hours washing/waxing/detailing and don't want to get dinged and I catch someone parking next to it and/or keying it... I'll happily teach them the meaning of 'shitting teeth for a week'.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Don't get me wrong, I'd never do anything to fuck up someone's vehicle just be to be an asshole.

I just don't understand the appeal of pouring tens of thousands of dollars on something that could be wiped out by some asshole in an instant, like an everyday car.

Show cars are completely different, that's a lifestyle/hobby and people get lots of enjoyment from it. More power to them. I do *get* wanting to keep your stuff nice, but being a dick by taking up four spaces invites more trouble then it's worth, IMO.

[Taso]

I remember once in high school at an awards ceremony this kid show up and parks the M3 his parents bought him (this kid was stuck up to begin with) and sprawled it across three parking spots, and just sat there playing tough guy with his car, so we (at the time we were in an 89 bronco) went back to my friends house and got his brothers bmw (i forgot which one it was) came back and parked it parallel to his, right next to him then sat there in the exact same pose as him and all. He realized we did it only to give him shit and tried to get his buddies to do something, in the end we basically tossed them around and the kid took off pissed in his m3 and didnt wanna look us in the eyes at school ever again.

[HummerTuesdays]

I don't care if someone takes up 4 spaces, as long as it's in the far reaches of the parking lot where no one parks anyway.

[fmeinthea]

Don't get me wrong, I'd never do anything to fuck up someone's vehicle just be to be an asshole.

I just don't understand the appeal of pouring tens of thousands of dollars on something that could be wiped out by some asshole in an instant, like an everyday car.




I see you just don't get it. My car only has a book value of about 8k or so. It is MY car. I don't understand why ANYONE would have a problem with how I take care of my car.

My car is more than an extension of myself, it is all I have.

At home I got the wife and kid, everything is ours.
At work, Everything is theirs, even the stuff that I create.

I have nothing that I can say is mine and all mine and only I am the one to say what goes.

Call me a control freak or whatever you want, but when I have that 1 hour drive to and from work, for those 2 hours each day, it is my own little world.

I still don't understand why anyone would have a problem with me not wanting to get my car messed up.

Keep in mind, I don't care if you spend $200.00 bucks for your car or not, I will not want to pull up next to you and fling my door open to smash your car. I would respect the fact that it is YOUR car and not just any $200.00 car.

Everytime that I have to park next to someone, I place my hand on the edge of the door just so I don't hit the car next to me.


You people HATE me because I have repect for your property.


Whatever.


Here is a pic of my car.

6 years old this march, 130k on the ODO and it looks and drives better than the day I bought it.

http://home.comcast.net/~silentdub/vw.JPG

[JonBenetRamsey]

as long as my car goes vroom vroom i don't care if someone hits my doors.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I understand now, you're married and home is like battlezone with another front at work. Your car is your cave.

I always watch my doors when opening my car. I really hate thos fucking cows who parked too fucking close to squeeze their humongous asses out.

One friend had a '69 convertible SS Camaro in mint condition. Parked it at the mall all the fuck away from everyone, puts his locking car cover on it and off to the mall we go. Come back and this fuck face in a beater parked right next to him and dinged his door. He went fucking nuts on this guys car as an act of revenge.

He wasn't married, just another lunatic studying to be a shrink. Go figure.

[roche]

I don't care if someone takes up 4 spaces, as long as it's in the far reaches of the parking lot where no one parks anyway.

I agree. I only get annoyed when assholes do that in the front of the lot.

[Farm Flufer]

Holy shit

I started this thread to vent some frustration about how inconsiderate some people are and almost started a war. Save your anger for Farrell boys and girls.

[mikeybot]

End of the lot, cool, you want to protect your car, and you're doing it properly.
Near the front of the lot, you deserve to be keyed repeatedly. That's just ignorant and deserves acts in kind. Doubly so if you are in a handicapped space.

(I have a 2003 that I was about to strangle the first person that dinged it)

[Frankie_Ballz]

Right now i am going to college in st. louis... all schwoogie all the time. The fucking parking lot looks like a bunch of goddamn slashes /\\\//\/\\//\//\\\\\///. I don't know why they can't fucking park straight, usually i am a little early for class and i will sit in my car and wait needless to say, needless to say some giant chocalate thunder patrice o'neil looking broad will fly into the spot next to all crooked and then give me that look of entitlement like i did something wrong. It drives me fucking nuts too when people can't even park straight. If you are going to park at the back of the lot where no one else ever parks than why would you need to worry about a door ding, the only reason people park sideways is because they think their car is the shit.

[fmeinthea]

I understand now, you're married and home is like battlezone with another front at work. Your car is your cave.




you got it. It is my only salvation, and even if it wasn't, it give no one the right to ruin something that I hate.

That is like someone walking in your house on superbowl sunday and putting a brick through your TV.


Ya have to admit, my car looks good for 6 yr old 130k miles.

It boils down to either an ignorant or jealous person.:action-sm

[ShooterMcGavin]

First FU thread I've seen where theres a really uncomfortable vibe between people.

I love it.

Keep up the anger and awkwardness.

By the way...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a333/shootermcgvn/audi1.jpg

My baby. Yeah, I'm a spoiled douche. But at least I can admit it and enjoy it while I can :)

[d0uche_n0zzle]

you got it. It is my only salvation, and even if it wasn't, it give no one the right to ruin something that I hate.

That is like someone walking in your house on superbowl sunday and putting a brick through your TV.


Ya have to admit, my car looks good for 6 yr old 130k miles.

It boils down to either an ignorant or jealous person.:action-sm


Your ride is in amazing condition, I'm not jealous or ignorant, more like traumatized from too many assholes crashing into my vehicles fucking the vehicle and myself up in the process.

I also take it you don't live in the NYC metro area and don't have to worry about dickheads who will steal that nice looking ride in a nano second.

[fmeinthea]

Your ride is in amazing condition, I'm not jealous or ignorant, more like traumatized from too many assholes crashing into my vehicles fucking the vehicle and myself up in the process.

I also take it you don't live in the NYC metro area and don't have to worry about dickheads who will steal that nice looking ride in a nano second.


na I used to live in philly and I bought a 95 Beretta new, and after a year, it looked like it was 10 years old. i came out one day and there is a kid and his radio sitting on the hood.

I moved to the burbs and bought a new car.

Philly is just as bad as NYC.

[fmeinthea]

First FU thread I've seen where theres a really uncomfortable vibe between people.

I love it.

Keep up the anger and awkwardness.

By the way...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a333/shootermcgvn/audi1.jpg

My baby. Yeah, I'm a spoiled douche. But at least I can admit it and enjoy it while I can :)


NICE FUCKING CAR. I hope one of the other assholes that don't give a crap about other people's property (OPP) don't fuck it up.

[domelogic]

i take precaution when opening my door as the polite thing to do. that said and since i work in sales and have a company car, i will take the time to open my door into another car if they dont park correctly. it is amazing how many people can not stay within the lines. stupid fucks deserve to have their car dinged. this is all provided there isnt many other spots to choose from, which happens all the time.

[Farm Flufer]

I was parked perfectly within the lines in an empty section of the lot. The dousch that bashed my car was not driving a POS. It was a late model SUV. I just wish I saw the dent right away and not the next morning when I was leaving for work.

BTW, here's my car. It's a 93 and this is the first time it has been damaged, maybe you can see why I'm so pissed.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7897/93formula0my.jpg

[fmeinthea]

I totally understand. People are assholes.

On a brighter side of things, I guess you have a reason to trade it in for the new camaro next year.

Also, some places that do the paintless dent removal can do wonders.

Check them out.

[fmeinthea]

It is BOND... Word is BOND..



I beg to differ, maybe where you come from.

When I was in Jail, it was 'word is born' not bond.

Word is Born:
Not in fact a misunderstanding of "word is bond". It means that something is a new and important idea. It has been in common usage at least since the release of the aptly titled Run DMC song "Word is Born" (1990). Well I'm long gone, word

[Farm Flufer]

Also, some places that do the paintless dent removal can do wonders.

Check them out.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

[DoughBoy]

I beg to differ, maybe where you come from.

When I was in Jail, it was 'word is born' not bond.

Word is Born:
Not in fact a misunderstanding of "word is bond". It means that something is a new and important idea. It has been in common usage at least since the release of the aptly titled Run DMC song "Word is Born" (1990). Well I'm long gone, word

I guess you're correct. I've always assumed the negroes saying "Word is Born" really mean "Word is Bond", like they say Valentimes day instead of Valentines day.

word is bond
Saying this means that what you are saying is absolutely correct, and you do not have to put up money to prove it, you just say it. The term originates from the financial markets where, historically, traders would tell each other, "my word is bond", i.e. my word is good enough, you don't need it in writing.
This term is also in the lessons of the Nation Of Islam (http://www.rapdict.org/index.php?title=Nation_Of_Islam&action=edit) and 5% (http://www.rapdict.org/5%25_Nation) "Have you not learned that your word is bond? Yes, my word is bond and bond is life, I shall give my life, before my word shall fail."

[Hudson]

Gotta agree with Mikeybot. Only thing is...is there a problem with where you work with parking? Are all the spots filled? If so, I would Key your car door off, as would many people. If there are more than enough spots to park then God Bless.
Personally, if the bitch gets from point A to B and back....that's all I care about.

[kid afrika]

Life sucks. Get a helmet.

Seriously though, dings happen. Especially if you park in public lots.

It's just part of living in our world today.

Yeah, it's okay that you get pissed about it for a minute, but let it go. The first ding is always the hardest.

Hell, I drive a Neon now, and it's got a huge scratch down the side that I have no clue how it got there. But, it's there.

If it bothered me that much, I'd get it buffed out or blended. But, it's just a war wound. I'll live.

[Rob]

I see you just don't get it. My car only has a book value of about 8k or so. It is MY car. I don't understand why ANYONE would have a problem with how I take care of my car.

My car is more than an extension of myself, it is all I have.

At home I got the wife and kid, everything is ours.
At work, Everything is theirs, even the stuff that I create.

I have nothing that I can say is mine and all mine and only I am the one to say what goes.

Call me a control freak or whatever you want, but when I have that 1 hour drive to and from work, for those 2 hours each day, it is my own little world.

I still don't understand why anyone would have a problem with me not wanting to get my car messed up.

Keep in mind, I don't care if you spend $200.00 bucks for your car or not, I will not want to pull up next to you and fling my door open to smash your car. I would respect the fact that it is YOUR car and not just any $200.00 car.

Everytime that I have to park next to someone, I place my hand on the edge of the door just so I don't hit the car next to me.


You people HATE me because I have repect for your property.


Whatever.


Here is a pic of my car.

6 years old this march, 130k on the ODO and it looks and drives better than the day I bought it.

http://home.comcast.net/~silentdub/vw.JPG

nice 6 year old... here's my 2.5 year old...

http://members.cox.net/more-gooder/3177_03.jpg

and if i have to park someplace where i would be worried, i use this...

http://members.cox.net/more-gooder/VW/JOLF_01.JPG

[Farm Flufer]

Seriously though, dings happen. Especially if you park in public lots.

It's just part of living in our world today.

Yeah, it's okay that you get pissed about it for a minute, but let it go. The first ding is always the hardest.


It took 13 years for this one. It's not the car normaly drive. My company vehicle has been in the shop for over a month now because Ford can't get a misterious suspention part for a 2005 :icon_conf .

[kloraferm]

Selfish prick

[fmeinthea]

Selfish prick :fight6:




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

now now, temper temper.

[funnybonez]

I understand everyones frustration... Some shit head in the parking lot ding my door. But its my fault. The shitty, fat, assholes, little shit, pricks, and spoil brats usually parks in the front. I learned my lesson and I park at the end in one spot. Figure the above mention doesnt usually park there. I notice its usually soccer moms with bratty kids who dents these doors.
Also i do hate the ass who take up 2 spots and the next ass does the same and starts the imbalance leaving one empty spot which is 3ft wide.

[Farm Flufer]

I understand everyones frustration... Some shit head in the parking lot ding my door. But its my fault. The shitty, fat, assholes, little shit, pricks, and spoil brats usually parks in the front. I learned my lesson and I park at the end in one spot. Figure the above mention doesnt usually park there. I notice its usually soccer moms with bratty kids who dents these doors.
Also i do hate the ass who take up 2 spots and the next ass does the same and starts the imbalance leaving one empty spot which is 3ft wide.

I was parked in the empty part of the lot, dipshit parked next to me for no reason.

[kid afrika]

No, he parked next to you because you parked in the empty part of the lot. You think you're special. Now you have a special dent in your car.

Sorry, it's just the way some people see it.

[kid afrika]

I beg to differ, maybe where you come from.

When I was in Jail, it was 'word is born' not bond.

Word is Born:
Not in fact a misunderstanding of "word is bond". It means that something is a new and important idea. It has been in common usage at least since the release of the aptly titled Run DMC song "Word is Born" (1990). Well I'm long gone, word
Although they are teriffic rappers, they are hardly Rhodes Scholars.

Far be it from a negro to bastardize even the most rudimentary cliches.

People may make excuses for the misinterpretation of the actual cliche, but "word is born" is either incorrect or stupid. Either way, you'll never catch me saying it.

[Farm Flufer]

You think you're special. Now you have a special dent in your car.


Dude, how the hell did you twist anything I've posted in to "You think you're special?

[Turtle]

Dude, how the hell did you twist anything I've posted in to "You think you're special?

I think your special.

wavey hand thing

[Farm Flufer]

I think your special.

wavey hand thing

Thank you Mr. Turtle.

Wavey hand thing back at ya.

[kid afrika]

Dude, how the hell did you twist anything I've posted in to "You think you're special?

I closed with:

Sorry, it's just the way some people see it.

Some people would see your parking out in the empty part of the lot as your thinking that your car is more valuable than anyone else's and thus cannot be parked among the common cars.

Personally, I couldn't care less where you park, I just found it funny that you were so hella-pissed about a door ding.

IT'S A FUCKING FIREBIRD~!!!

[fmeinthea]

I closed with:



Some people would see your parking out in the empty part of the lot as your thinking that your car is more valuable than anyone else's and thus cannot be parked among the common cars.

Personally, I couldn't care less where you park, I just found it funny that you were so hella-pissed about a door ding.

IT'S A FUCKING FIREBIRD~!!!



how about I brake your leg, I mean hey it is only a leg, everyone has one, your leg is nothing special, besides it will get fixed as soon as you see a doctor.

not to mention, you have two of them.

Firebird or not, it is HIS, not YOURS, that is why I wouldn't break YOUR leg and that is why it would make it wrong to do so.

[kid afrika]

A broken leg is quite far removed from a door ding.

If for some reason, you and I were at a bar or something, and I was walking by just as you gestured to your friend and you accidentally smacked me in the face giving me a bloody nose that would be similar. And, I would hardly come here and post an FU to your wildly swinging arm.

Some things are just too petty to be so bothered by.

To me, a broken leg would be more akin to someone having ripped the bumper off his car, and THAT I could see being pissed about. A door ding, not so much.

[Turtle]

I drive a company car, 2005 Chrysler 300, nice car and I take care of it. I get pissed of when people park to close to me or if they ding the door and its not even my car. The point is that far to many people out there have zero respect for other people and there property. This is like that stupid rich bitch who let her dog shit on that guys sidewalk in NY. The boys found the story of how this old fart picked up the dog shit and smashed it into the girls hair. She didn't respect the property at the time...do you think she will make the same mistake again?

[Farm Flufer]

The point is that far to many people out there have zero respect for other people and there property.

That is the exact reason I started the thread. I don't do it, I teach my kids not to do it, and I can't stand the complete lack of respect some people have.

I know it's a part of life and it happens all the time but it doesn't mean I should just accept it and not care about it.

[fmeinthea]

A broken leg is quite far removed from a door ding.

If for some reason, you and I were at a bar or something, and I was walking by just as you gestured to your friend and you accidentally smacked me in the face giving me a bloody nose that would be similar. And, I would hardly come here and post an FU to your wildly swinging arm.

Some things are just too petty to be so bothered by.

To me, a broken leg would be more akin to someone having ripped the bumper off his car, and THAT I could see being pissed about. A door ding, not so much.



I see it the same way.

[NJisSexiest]

back in highschool, i knew kid who would park and take up four parking stops in the school lot. let's just say, one day all four of his tires had cuts in them and i had no idea how they got there.:angel:

seniors and juniors where allowed to drive to school. it was basically first come first serve. so when 1,500 kids want a parking place and this asshole takes up four, let's just say the cut tires where not the first or last thing that ever happened to his car.

btw it was some old oldsmoble cutluss, primier gray and rust spots as big a 1st graders. (yes i understand that it was still HIS car, but obviously he didnt care to much about it by he let it get)

[TreeFortRichard]

nice 6 year old... here's my 2.5 year old...

http://members.cox.net/more-gooder/3177_03.jpg


What the fuck kind of entitlement is that? Parking your GODDAMN weiner mobile across 5 spots... :)


Seriously...I am a guy who will def squeeze my honda civic in that 3ft spot and go out the back right door if i have too...I can't stand the multi-spotters (unless you are at the back of the lot or the lot isnt full) Where i work there is barely 1 spot for every car so ppl will park anywhere they can. As far as bumps and dings go it comes w/ the territory. Getting all worked up about a door ding is what gets you dead of a coronary at 55.
The real people to blame are the lot planners. As cars get bigger the spots are getting smaller...bigtime. Parking spaces are a joke now, and what makes it worse is all the suv's who don't know how to pull straight in. If you can't park it don't drive it...

[targetpractice]

I live out in the country. Out here it is very easy to keep the car dent free. All the cars I see come into work, at a car dealer, from NYC, or other cities are dented it seems.

When do I get to go into the other hosts forums? I used to be able to get in when I wasn't a member. I signed up and still can't get in. I know there is no way to tell that I'm not a zombie but it was some of my favorite threads in there. Been listening for a year...since they went off premium.

[D.H. Jenkins]

It's a car. Get over it. With the state of America today, you're lucky it's still there. People who don't have nice things are always angry at people who do - you can't park wherever you want with whatever you want inside; that's just a fact.

I gave up a long time ago. Now I don't even wash my SUV - I keep it in great shape in every other aspect, but I refuse to wash it and advertise that it's worth money.

It sucks, but that's what you have to deal with when you're not rich.

[fmeinthea]

I disagree, I can have nice things because I work for them.


This is one more reason that I have a gun, a 9 at my side and a .25 in my boot.

[realife friend]

Fuck You

To the jaggoff that slammed his door in to my quarter panel in a parking lot yesterday. Learn how to open a god damned door when you are near someone. Hope a tree falls on your SUV.
i agree its those fuckin old people who park 5 inches next to you and have to open the door all the way to get out
i just want to kick them in their prostetic leg and shit on their face