Some mother fucker in my building stole my package

[Uncle_Inky]

Confirmed with Post Office that a package was delivered for me on Monday morning by the regular carrier and left in the hallway like always.
But this time my shit is gone!!

Nothing really valuable, just some cologne I asked my mother to pick up for me in NYC and some shit she bought me on her vacation to Spain.

I am waiting till this evening when I know everyone is home and I'm going door to door fucking stormtrooper style!!!
Let me smell Armani on a mother fucker and someone is getting fucking hurt tonight


GOD DAMNIT I'm pissed!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoatAss]

Armani Huh, a very fancy smut peddler you are sir.

[icepick3383]

isn't that like a big federal offense to steal/tamper with the mail? catch that motherfucker and send 'em to the ACI!

[Mother Shucker]

They did a bit on this when Ant moved from Brooklyn to Great Neck. I have not idea how anyone lives in a building with anyone other then there own familia.

[NightStalker3]

I had that happen in my old condo unit. Motherfucka got a dvd burner for free.

[Uncle_Inky]

I posted a note saying if some took it and opened it "by mistake" now is the time to return drama free.
After that I'm waging war on my entire building

[GoatAss]

care to enlighten us on what it was you were expecting. or do we not want to know?

[JSHAW]

How many units are in your building? How many doors do you have
to kick down?

[KillGreys]

Shit I remember doing shit liek that.... Taking an "extra" bag from the airport or seeing a package in front of a house and seeing what was inside...

$20 is was a teenager.

[Uncle_Inky]

care to enlighten us on what it was you were expecting. or do we not want to know?
Was just some cologne and a couple ceramic masks or something my mother picked up in Spain.

JS..... it's 6 units, so it won't be hard to find out

[Arch Stanton]

The guy's gonna open the package and say, What is this...Faggot shit, and then smash the it on the sidewalk in front of the building.

[Mybigcans]

Inky get a copy of the delivery confirmation from the post office, if there's a signature on it then you can narrow it down even more..... Good luck... I had some scumbags break into my mailbox in my old apartment complex.... I wished them all cancer of the asshole...

[Glenn Dandy]

Ohhh no! does this mean you'll be short on video tape n dildos this month!!!

Sorry for your loss.:action-sm

[Rob]

damn inky, that sucks... doesnt surprise me for rhode island though...

[Uncle_Inky]

damn inky, that sucks... doesnt surprise me for rhode island though...
Surprised me, I did 38 years in Brooklyn, I came up here because to me it's like Mayberry............. with 5 colleges full of girls! :icon_mrgr

I did not think I was going to have to bust ass up here in the Ocean State! :icon_lol:

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

The guy's gonna open the package and say, What is this...Faggot shit, and then smash the it on the sidewalk in front of the building.

:clap:
I'll show you freedom.....

Seriously, though, at my old complex I couldn't even order a fucking pizza without someone intercepting it.

Fuckers...

[Iron Duke]

You should have requested a legitimate carrier like DHL or UPS. The only way thye leave it in an apartment building is if you sign a release or someone else will sign for it.

[Mabe]

Ive done that to an old neighbor that lived above me and stomped around at all hours of the night. Bitch was 4'9" and 87lbs, she sounded like a monster up there. She was addicted to the shop at home network and ordered all kinds of useless crap and the mailman and ups driver would just leave them all out front. I usually to the stuff on my way to the range.

[soiled pj's]

You should gather up as many fresh dog turds as you can, wrap them up like birthday presents and place them around your building so the thief is sure to find them, after he unwraps a few steaming piles i'll bet he don't take any more of your packages. if anyone else takes home one of the shit presents their a thief and get what they deserve.

[whiskeydick]

Had my window broken out of my truck in a swoogie infested area, black cop asked if I had any idea who did it. Told him what do you think, all they stole were my 3 rap cds. I hate a fucking theif

[Warfarer]

Report it to the post office first and place a claim on it, most of the time they are ok with that. Then find it and get it back. Hopefully you can get your shit back and your money.