My Picture with OJ Simpson

[DJNewStyle]

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The weekend of the superbowl I was in Vegas at the N9NE Steakhouse. A pretty trendy place with good food, blah blah blah. I've been there a few times and always see celebrities. I got a picture with Andrei Arlovski (UFC Heavyweight Champ) - and I thought it would be cool if I got another celebrity photo.

This time around we saw OJ dressed in all black, obviously mourning the people that he killed. I got a picture with him and he fucking gripped my shoulder like it was a disobedient blonde wife's throat. I'm guessing that if I pulled any funny business like making the "slit-throat" motion with my thumb - he would have murdered me instantly, finished his cocktail, and fucked a few more stupid white women. I'd say that asking about the wife and kids would offer similar results.

As I mentioned before, I've been there a few times. One thing that I've noticed is that they make a big deal about handing you the steak knife. After the appetizer/salad a totally different guy comes over and greets you and hands you the steak knife. That's all he does. He brings a knife and leaes. OJ was eating steak, making those familiar cutting motions.. someone had to go up to OJ and hand him a sharp steak knife. This is kind of like working at home depot and loading a nice new bath tub into Andrea Yates's mini-van.

Not getting murdered was the highlight of the trip, and I thought I'd share.

[Arch Stanton]

Look at that kung foo grip. Good thing you left you blonde wig at home. Jimmy is gonna trow his computer across the room when he sees this.

[RadioMercenary]

you know OJ doesnt seem like such a bad guy, his wife was probably a cunt anyways

[zagman76]

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The weekend of the superbowl I was in Vegas at the N9NE Steakhouse. A pretty trendy place with good food, blah blah blah. I've been there a few times and always see celebrities. I got a picture with Andrei Arlovski (UFC Heavyweight Champ) - and I thought it would be cool if I got another celebrity photo.

This time around we saw OJ dressed in all black, obviously mourning the people that he killed. I got a picture with him and he fucking gripped my shoulder like it was a disobedient blonde wife's throat. I'm guessing that if I pulled any funny business like making the "slit-throat" motion with my thumb - he would have murdered me instantly, finished his cocktail, and fucked a few more stupid white women. I'd say that asking about the wife and kids would offer similar results.

As I mentioned before, I've been there a few times. One thing that I've noticed is that they make a big deal about handing you the steak knife. After the appetizer/salad a totally different guy comes over and greets you and hands you the steak knife. That's all he does. He brings a knife and leaes. OJ was eating steak, making those familiar cutting motions.. someone had to go up to OJ and hand him a sharp steak knife. This is kind of like working at home depot and loading a nice new bath tub into Andrea Yates's mini-van.

Not getting murdered was the highlight of the trip, and I thought I'd share.

cool pic! now OJ knows who to come after! ;)

[Norton's Hog]

I am sooooooooooooo jealous.

Nice one bro.
I would have to take a 2 hour shower afterwards [crying in the fetal position] if that animal ever grabbed me like that.

You should send that pic to Jimmy, I bet he'd appreciate it as well.

[JoeyDVDZ]

you know OJ doesnt seem like such a bad guy, his wife was probably a cunt anyways

Agreed. I mean, what did OJ do other than get a little over-zealous about his ex whore of a wife fucking a jewish clipped scumbag? :icon_mrgr

[KillGreys]

I am sooooooooooooo jealous.

Nice one bro.
I would have to take a 2 hour shower afterwards [crying in the fetal position] if that animal ever grabbed me like that.

You should send that pic to Jimmy, I bet he'd appreciate it as well.
PhotoShop Jimmy in that pic and he would really love it!

[DJNewStyle]

Agreed. I mean, what did OJ do other than get a little over-zealous about his ex whore of a wife fucking a jewish clipped scumbag? :icon_mrgr

In this quote, "get a little over-zealous" can be read as "murder and nearly behead his wife and her Jewish waiter"

[DJNewStyle]

PhotoShop Jimmy in that pic and he would really love it!

I'd love to see this thing used as photoshop fodder.

NORTONSHOG, DO YOUR WORST.

[JoeyDVDZ]

In this quote, "get a little over-zealous" can be read as "murder and nearly behead his wife and her Jewish waiter"

Well, yeah! :icon_wink

[Norton's Hog]

Ask and you shall receive.....http://capgraphics.net/Wackbag/Animations/Nortonshog/SMILIE-pimp.gif


http://capgraphics.net/Wackbag/Animations/Nortonshog/OJnDJ.jpg


http://capgraphics.net/Wackbag/Animations/Nortonshog/JIMMYnOJ.jpg

[KillGreys]

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/7369/ojnorton2gs.jpg

[DJNewStyle]

holy shit.. post these on http://www.nortonsightings.com :)

[EveryoneHasAIDS]

That picture doesn't do his gigantic head justice. My brother met his in Aruba a few years ago (yeah, must be nice to be acquitted of a double murder you obviously commited to then spend your life golfing and jet-setting around the world). By bro told be his head is twice the size of a normal human head.

Great PS nortonshog!

[KillGreys]

holy shit.. post these on http://www.nortonsightings.com :)
Feel free to put mine up there. I think it turn out pretty good and will be kinda hard to tell it was PSed.

[Boba Dousch]

Very Nice sir.

[Norton's Hog]

One more, just for the sake of silliness...


http://capgraphics.net/Wackbag/Animations/Nortonshog/JIMMYnOJ.gif

[DJNewStyle]

NortonsHog - great job :)

[Norton's Hog]

Thanks buddy.
I'll put together another care package of Jimmy pics for your site later.

[JonBenetRamsey]

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excuse me, may i dance with your date?

[beenhere47yeers]

http://myspace-981.vo.llnwd.net/00499/18/98/499828981_l.jpg

The weekend of the superbowl I was in Vegas at the N9NE Steakhouse. A pretty trendy place with good food, blah blah blah. I've been there a few times and always see celebrities. I got a picture with Andrei Arlovski (UFC Heavyweight Champ) - and I thought it would be cool if I got another celebrity photo.

This time around we saw OJ dressed in all black, obviously mourning the people that he killed. I got a picture with him and he fucking gripped my shoulder like it was a disobedient blonde wife's throat. I'm guessing that if I pulled any funny business like making the "slit-throat" motion with my thumb - he would have murdered me instantly, finished his cocktail, and fucked a few more stupid white women. I'd say that asking about the wife and kids would offer similar results.

As I mentioned before, I've been there a few times. One thing that I've noticed is that they make a big deal about handing you the steak knife. After the appetizer/salad a totally different guy comes over and greets you and hands you the steak knife. That's all he does. He brings a knife and leaes. OJ was eating steak, making those familiar cutting motions.. someone had to go up to OJ and hand him a sharp steak knife. This is kind of like working at home depot and loading a nice new bath tub into Andrea Yates's mini-van.

Not getting murdered was the highlight of the trip, and I thought I'd share.


one of the funniest post ive ever read on here sir. well done.:clap:

[Don West]

hahahaha nice job on the chops

[Smokezilla]

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he fucking gripped my shoulder like it was a disobedient blonde wife's throat. .

Ya gotta admit: Da kid's got balls! I'm 6'4"/300 lbs. and I wouldn't have wanted that close that that Darkie (using the "D" word in observance of Black History Month). Mad props, DJNS!!!:clap:

[Ploppy]

Its a cool picture, but I don't understand your hand gesture. Are you signaling for someone to use a telephone because O.J. threatend you?

[DJNewStyle]

Its a cool picture, but I don't understand your hand gesture. Are you signaling for someone to use a telephone because O.J. threatend you?

I wanted to get my hand to do the throat cut thing, but instead I did this.

Its also called the "hang loose" sign. Interpret that as you wish.

[Cage]

Great photoshop work, I wish I had seen this thread sooner :icon_mrgr

[khemystri]

good shit!!!!

[Mother Shucker]

I wanted to get my hand to do the throat cut thing, but instead I did this.

Its also called the "hang loose" sign. Interpret that as you wish.
Must have been to Hawii recently. Took me about a year to get over using the "hang loose" sign. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

[Abysmul]

Agreed. I mean, what did OJ do other than get a little over-zealous about his ex whore of a wife fucking a jewish clipped scumbag? :icon_mrgr
Exactly! The man was fucking OJ's white woman, driving OJ's car, using OJ's money.....I woulda done the same

[Warfarer]

Great original and great photoshops in this one. I have a picture of me in front of his old Rockingham Estate when the trial was going on.

[Exodus666]

Funny shit.


btw, his wife was ****** him in terms of alimony payments. To quote Chris Rock, 'I'm not saying he shoulda killed the bitch,... but I understand!'

[niklbag]

hang loose as in juggler veins?