Ever Hooked Up With Someone at Work?? [Archive] - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board

Myhairygrundle

02-15-2006, 07:22 PM

Never dip your pen in the company ink. Don't shit where you eat.

Trust us, nothing good wlll come of it. You will never get work done becaue she will be bothering you or you will be thinking about fucking her.

Rumors will fly, the breakup will result in somone leaving their job.

Just wack your bag before work, and all will be well.

kloraferm

02-15-2006, 07:24 PM

Yeah a few years ago. It didn't work out but we still talk occasionally.

GoatAss

02-15-2006, 07:26 PM

Yeah a few years ago. It didn't work out but we still talk occasionally.

Guess I'm not looking for advice. Just any good stories or experiences. I'm sure some of you have 'em.

Bud8Weiser

02-15-2006, 07:31 PM

I did it once and it was such a pain in the ass. Didn't last too long cuz she didn't know how to keep it outside of work.

Big Dick Mcgee

02-15-2006, 08:03 PM

ray16309

02-15-2006, 08:07 PM

I did... she got pregnant, had a miscarriage, then went back with her ex-husband!

d0uche_n0zzle

02-15-2006, 08:08 PM

I did once and it turned into a fucking nightmare.The bitch couldn't keep her fucking mouth shut about it.My girlfriend at the time found out.(she worked there).Just a big fucking mess boy was I a dumb ass.

No worse then sleeping with two out of three of the owners daughters and getting fired after they had a huge family blow out over the whole thing. :drunk:

Some people take things way too serious.

Multiple Miggs

02-15-2006, 08:15 PM

No worse then sleeping with two out of three of the owners daughters and getting fired after they had a huge family blow out over the whole thing. :drunk:

Some people take things way too serious.
No kidding. It's not like you banged all three of his daughters. :icon_roll

THE FEZ MAN

02-15-2006, 08:22 PM

i did but didnt fuck either one, should have though, the blond was a mistake she ended up quitting and she was super hot and good to look at, the other was exotic and hot, i should have fucked the shit out of her but didn't because of work, the job sucked so i should have nailed her, i reget it to this day, she wanted it too, i am a fucking jack ass company man. fuck me

Jolie

02-15-2006, 08:40 PM

I did. We were both tellers at a small branch of a bank and we used to make out in the vault. Never actually had sex in there, although we did sometimes after going out drinking. Also, we knew the one place behind the counter where the cameras didn't reach and we used to play a little there as well. Our manager not only knew it was going on, she was usually nearby (it was a small branch - 6 total employees). On the weekends that the three of us worked together (we alternated every other weekend or so), we were typically really hung over, so our manager would test us to see who was worse, and the other would greet customers while the more hung over one went to get everyone breakfast.

Eventually we all left that job, and a few years after that, my manager and I hooked up with him and his friend one night. Good times.

Outer Limits

02-15-2006, 08:40 PM

Guess I'm not looking for advice. Just any good stories or experiences. I'm sure some of you have 'em.

Ok then I got one for you.

Back when I was a kid I got a job at an area grocery store.
I began to get friendly with this cute little blonde girlie cashier.
Well long story short, the store manager caught me & blondy together in the dairy cooler with an open case of whip cream. That did not go over to well with the manager.
Me & the girl remained friends for a while after though.

It's not that big of a deal I know since it wasn't at a big time 'adult' job but still maybe a funny story.

DoughBoy

02-15-2006, 09:06 PM

I never hooked up with someone I work with, but one weekend, I took my gilfriend to my work on a Saturday and fucked her on my boss' desk.

This was years ago.

Little April

02-15-2006, 09:08 PM

I used to stick my dick in the whore at the garage when I was a mechanic, she was the office skank. Since it was just fucking there was "no relationship". I haven't worked with her in five years, but when I visit the garage we're still friendly.. the only difference is that I know what she looks like naked.. and I know for a fact she swallows.. she's more like my sister - if I lived in West Virginia.

rustytrombone1

02-15-2006, 09:31 PM

I never hooked up with someone I work with, but one weekend, I took my gilfriend to my work on a Saturday and fucked her on my boss' desk.

This was years ago.

Did you go for the 2 point conversion and get fired shortly thereafter as a result?

mascan42

02-15-2006, 09:40 PM

Considering I work with all guys, thankfully no.

bdc30

02-15-2006, 09:41 PM

I did it about 10 years ago while I was going to college. I was working at a KFC to pay the bills. I was a supervisor and started banging one of the cashiers. It was fun for a little while, but after that there was nothing there. She told me she was leaving my area for good after her semester. I waited a month for that, made her clean all the grease traps on the last night of work, then banged her till dawn.

I haven't heard from her since.

rexkramer1

02-15-2006, 10:15 PM

yup. she was 20 years old, in college and an intern for the summer. we would go to my apt for "lunch"

got called out once by her boss: "keep your fucking hands of my intern"

ahh, that was a fun summer. she went back to school and her various sugar daddies in the fall.

she is also one of those "I haven't heard from her since."

soiled pj's

02-15-2006, 10:44 PM

I hooked up with this blonde chick a few times it was a big mistake a few months later my buddy maried her, she ruined him in the divorce.
I hooked up with my wife at work we still work together and all is going well.

diggerdog

02-15-2006, 11:08 PM

Met @ work 7/91, first date 10/91, married 7/96.

Carples

02-15-2006, 11:08 PM

Once a smoking hot fresh out of college chick got assigned as an assistant for me. This chick just oozed with sexuality, and would purposely tease everyone at work, prancing around her fake boobs and skimpy clothes, dropping papers and doing an "oops, silly me" and doing a slo mo stripper bend to pick stuff up.

She would constantly do advances, and drove me fucking nuts. After 5 months of torment, I broke up with my gf, went to work and had the best session of my life in the elevator. That led to a fanastic 3 months with this nympho...having to be secret was so perfect, not only a complete turn on, but she couldnt pull any normal chick bullshit for fear of exposure.

Then one night i screwed up and got bootie called by the ex, and got caught by the office girl. The shit completely hit the fan. Thank god i was an essential part of the show i was working on so the studio covered everything up, paid her off and shipped her out.

Its fun while it lasts but always will end in disaster.

Bad Salmon

02-16-2006, 01:54 AM

I used to hook up with all the girls at my old work. It go so uncomfortable for me that I couldnt walk anywhere without nasty looks and bullshit talk. luckily I could retreat to my studio. But the messed up thing was that they all didnt follow the last girls advice to stay away- not that they should have anyway. Eventually, all the girls turned into a bitchy click at work. Ahh, those were some fun days but I would never do it again. It made things difficult and almost got me fired when one of them was the niece of the boss. My girlfriend would be quite pissed now too.

Hudson

02-16-2006, 02:02 AM

Baby Evil

02-16-2006, 02:49 AM

Has anyone ever hooked up with someone they work with? What happened after it was over. Did you stay together?

Did it Twice. Once when I was 16. Broke up with her though she was too old, and it got weird. The other I married...happily for going on 13 years, but I lost my job at the time.

As a rule it is a bad idea though. I would recommend relations with an AIDS ridden hooker first.

BeezerBlanks

02-16-2006, 08:44 AM

Met my girlfriend at work. We ended up going to a concert got drunk and did some sloppy makingout/groping. Didn't hook up that night only cause we didn't have a rubber on hand. Been together lil over 2 years.

GoatAss

02-16-2006, 09:12 AM

Nope...I'd like to keep my name off the Meghan's Law list.
Seriously, All the time when I worked as a cook at a chain place, the turnover of waitresses was like a sex buffet. Once I became a professional, never. Women are wayyy too ready to throw out the sexual harassment card in the professional world in order to save their own asses from firing.

Yeah, it really is a bad idea. I read the Anthony Bourdain book "Kitchen Confidential." In his book, he talks about a place out on Cape Cod he was working at, some seafood joint. He tells a funny story about the head cook banging some newly minted bride who happened to be having her reception at the restaurant. The groom and his new family were out in the dining room enjoying their food while the new bride was getting bent over a trash can behind the restaurant. Women are such whores.

Stormrider666

02-16-2006, 11:29 AM

In the food service industry, hooking up with someone you work with is inevitable. Half of my relationships have been with women I worked with. None of them turned into long term relationships. Because usually the female will be a server and they always get freaked out when they see you talking to another female. And they also expect their food to come up first before anybody else's. They do have benefits though. They will always have money, so you can usually be taken care of when you go drinking. I always tell myself that never again, but considering all the hours you spend working, all your options are pretty slim.

Abysmul

02-16-2006, 11:33 AM

I worked at a movie theater when i was 19, and i fucked my married portugese boss, then i started dating another girl at work and we both quit

Glenn Dandy

02-16-2006, 11:46 AM

Only prostitutes should hook up at work.

Yukon_1449

02-16-2006, 11:50 AM

I hooked up with a girl when I was in grad school (small grad school of about 400 students so just like work). We were together for about 2-3 months. Just enough time for her friends to become friends with my friends (which I usually never let happen). Things went south with us, caused all kinds of fucking chaos. I now don't talk to half my old friends from school because of the shit her friends spewed about me. The bitch ended up marrying one my good friends that I have known for 15 years. I ended up being in the wedding standing up for my friend. Very strange shit. The good thing is, everytime I go over there, I chuckle since he is getting my left overs.

Chester'sLiver

02-16-2006, 12:00 PM

I got head from a chick at my last job in the parking lot. She was married though so I didn't have to pretend to want to be with her or anything. She left that job like a month later so it never got wierd.

When I worked at Mickey D's (ages 16-21) I hooked up with girls. It happenes all the time there. When you are the manager the young girl employees seem to be attracted to you for some reason. *** they were are leagal btw**

IdRathaHavaBeer

02-16-2006, 12:44 PM

i hooked up with this chick from here about 5 years ago. we kept it secret for a couple of months but it finally leaked out. we broke up a year and a half later and we both still worked here. it was kind of weird. i didn't learn though, i hooked up with another girl from work while my ex-girlfriend still worked here and that was akward as shit. they both hated each other and it put me in some uncomfortable situations but my ex is gone and i'm still working with my current girlfriend comfortably.

Fendbass22

02-16-2006, 12:50 PM

I did and it ended up being a 4 year relationship of hell. Really, work had nothing to do with her trying to control every aspect of my life....but I wish I had wacked my bag that day before work cause I would have prevented 4 years of my life from going down the drain.

+1 ALWAYS beat off before work. It will save your life.

BJQueen

02-16-2006, 02:34 PM

I did - we were both working at a prison. Neither of us were fired - and March 3rd will be our 11th Anniversary.

jrewing5

02-16-2006, 03:04 PM

Back in college I hooked up with a co-worker in the back of TCBY.
It's fun gettin it on in the ice cream freezer.
I quit about 2 weeks later, so nothing happened after.

Cage

02-16-2006, 03:08 PM

I dated a girl I used to work with at a television channel a few years ago. Dated her for a short time. A few weeks ago she called asking if I wanted to go to the Emmys with her. Should be interesting.

Fr. Dougal

02-20-2006, 04:38 PM

Uncle_Inky

02-20-2006, 04:45 PM

Yes, but normal sexual harrasment rules are kinda out the window in my job....... I mean hell, they're already naked

XMScott

02-20-2006, 08:15 PM

Yeah, my boss and i shared an employee (never the 3 of us together, that would be weird).

Till she went completly psycho and i had him fire her.

Oh, that was fun

Smokezilla

02-20-2006, 09:03 PM

Every chick at work who was bonable didn't seem interested in me and the chicks who looked trolls who should be living under a bridge/overpass were always the ones interested in me. . . go figure. . . fat chicks dig me; they think I'm COOL!

Who's that trip-trapping 'cross my bridge. . .?!?:icon_mad:

okie

02-20-2006, 09:21 PM

When I was a younger gentleman I worked at a Pizza Hut as a driver. Me and my asst manager/drinking buddy had a waitress contest if I remember right we tied at 5 which was all of them lol.
We were banging waitresses 2 at a time! eh er eh crash?

Deadbent

02-21-2006, 01:29 AM

I did... she got pregnant, had a miscarriage, then went back with her ex-husband!

Best story in the thread.
:clap:

I also agree with mrhairygrundle, no dipping the pen in company ink.

Which alludes to having a good job, heh. At a "Company"

If you're Slingin' the hash'ehhh.. or something..
In a journeyman profession or trade you won't be in at this time next year, or
Work with only one woman, then it could be slightly acceptable.

If you have anything resembling a career, wear a suit to work, own your own establishment, or work with the apple of your eye, and six of her girlfriends....

You generally don't want to fuck workmates then.

There's always discretion involved. Usually I won't fuck with a chick at work.

I just never liked the way girls fawn over the sex among all their lunch buddies. Like, if you bang someone at work, and she has friends there... All those friends will wind up knowing EVERYTHING.
Not a real fan of kissing and telling. That's all workfucking winds up entailing.

mrhan73

02-22-2006, 02:13 PM

Has anyone ever hooked up with someone they work with? What happened after it was over. Did you stay together?
I hated seeing the cunt the next day.

mrhan73

02-22-2006, 02:15 PM

I did... she got pregnant, had a miscarriage, then went back with her ex-husband!
Nice, no child support ,no baby mama drama job well done God.

HockeyHelmet

02-22-2006, 02:50 PM

Yea in High School I worked at Mcdonalds, gay I know, it was some hot spanish chick, she had a kid that I didn't know about(not mine), we where friends for three years after havent heard talked or seen from her since, god did she fuck my head up.

bushleaguer

02-22-2006, 05:33 PM

I did once a few years ago. She was 5 years younger than I was and extremely hot. The relationship centered around sex, but we had our times when we just hung out. This lasted about 5 months, and one day she turned psycho and was hounding me for "a commitment." I would ask her what she meant, and she would say - "I'm not talking marriage. But I want you to make me a priority in your life. I want to see you more and I want you to show me more affection (i.e. buy her shit and take her out and blow cash)." I told her I wasn't looking for something serious and was happy with our casual relationship. Long story short, she broke it off with me and proceeded to spread the rumor around the office that I had a "high school mindset" and was "immature" and "cheap." I didn't mind what other people thought of me, but it put a dark cloud around my being there that took a long time to get past. She left about 6 months after we broke up and I left the company 2 years ago.

My advice - don't get involved with someone at work unless you are willing to leave if the thing turns sour. It makes for bad office politics.

Motor Head

02-22-2006, 05:42 PM

When I was 17, she was 18. We hooked up after work one night, and dated a few times. She went away to University of Kansas, and I lost track of her. She called my parents house one day looking for me, but they managed to forget to tell me for a few months. I was away at school at the time, and was blown away to even know she tried to contact me.

She was a top 3 for me. Total knockout, with nice boobies.