Books you'll never see written by O&A members - part 3

[Snapman]

"How to Keep a Job in Radio" - Scott Ferrall

"My Appearance on the O&A Show" - Any celebrity

[oaswallow]

The Joy of Sex -Stalker Patti
American Freedoms - West Orange Chief of Police

[YourAmishDaddy]

Winning Over People And Making Friends In The Radio Industry - Gregg Hughes and Anthony Cumia

My Guide To Manly Breakfast Cereals - Gregg "Opie" Hughes

[JonnyRobinson]

The Womans Guide to a Successful Career in Radio- Gegg and Tony
Heart Healthy Dining- E. Rock
The Great Big Book of Manners- Patrice Oneal

[Smokezilla]

"My Vagina": Story of A Broadway Superstar - Emily Stern
How To Pick A "Crack" Radio Staff - Howard Stern
The Scott Ferrall Big Book O' Sirius Radio Memories - Scott Ferrall
The In's And Out's Of Midday Radio - Bubba the LoveSponge

[Ugly Bob]

"And The People... The People" Tony Danza

[MetalSign]

Conquering your urges to play Blazing Saddles clips that could get you fired - Anthony Cumia

Haircuts for the fancy man - Jim Norton

Hitler - Misunderstood? - Anthony Cumia

[Skinflute]

Heres the latest in how-to books

"Norton's Guide to Celibacy" "lil" Jimmy Norton
"How I Became God of the Airwaves" Scott Ferrall
"How to Run a Sucessful Company" Sirius board of directors
"Fuck, Shit, Asscunt: The guide to proper cursing" By Brian Regan

Bah, at least 2 of them deserve car crashes, I know//

[Baby Evil]

"How to impose your will on others" By Bill Burr
"How to recognize homosexuals" and "Women that can be a Problem" By Patrice Oneal
"Hooked on Phonics" By Rich Vos
"Marrying Up" By Bonnie McFarland
"Simple Reasoning and Diplomacy" By Dugout Doug
"How to Succeed in Radio w/o Selling Out" By Scott Ferrall with Foreword by Bubba The Love Sponge
"How to Stay Relevant and Topical" By Andrew Dice Clay
"Child Rearing for Dummies" By Howard Stern

[Jimmymakesmewet]

"How My Stink Ear and Shit Tooth Helped Me Woo Women and Rise to the Top"--Rich Vos

[Hudson]

Knuckle Deep and a Dream...The True Story of a Journey to Love - Jim Norton
The Bear's Guide to Easy Website Navigation- Steve
Peace...A Global Plan- The Pests
The Norton Anthology of Romantic Poetry - Jim Norton

[Baby Evil]

The Bear's Guide to Easy Website Navigation- Steve


Very funny sir. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Ben Richards]

Country Music 101 - Patrice Oneal

[livebackwards]

White Folks? Jim Dandy! - Patrice O'Neal
Music We Love That Doesn't Sound Like an Alice In Chains B-Side From 1992 - O & A Fans
Dr. Sterilehands or How I Learned To Stop Being a Ninny and Love the Germs - Anthony Cumia
Funnier Than the Male: The Comediennes of Radio - Gregg Hughes
Let's Give That Labia a Good Thorough Scrubbin'! - Jim Norton

[krux]

White Folks? Jim Dandy! - Patrice O'Neal

Very funny sir

Music We Love That Doesn't Sound Like an Alice In Chains B-Side From 1992 - O & A Fans

Hey I happen to have quite a large selection of techno, and am an avid fan of surf rock and 80's music. Though I don't put my music tastes as typical, it's more eclectic, including many things no one has heard of. I guess that's why I like Fred. (deep tracks however, is still much too deep for my tastes)

The joys of children - Anthony Cumia
Memories of my best friend Howard - Greg "Opie" Hughes

[Scuba Steve]

A Kid Touchers Guide To Small Children - Jim Norton

[NotYouStupid]

Intro to Bee keeping - Schitzo Bill
Plastic Surgery "hoo too hide your face" - Howie "hoo hoo" stern
Bees, Salmon and long winter naps - Steve C.
Hitler: My hero - Anthony Cumia

[MilitantRabbit]

Dry Wit: Making people laugh with the dullest of tones - Than
Portrait of an Incestuous Ass - Danny
Swing Low Sweet Chariots - Derek
Car Bomb Coiffures - Ben
Mmmmm mffff mmmf mffft (Living in a Bubble) - Anthony
Ramone Promos: Dos and Donts - Steve
Lord of the Subway: the Return of Golden Buns - Tippy Tom
Perfect Diction and Hibernation Made Easy - Steve

[savethewave]

Rock Music: an Exploration of Diversity and Knowledge-Jim Norton

Don't Play the Race Card! A Guide to Humor-Patrice Oneal

Learning to Live With Germs-Anthony Cumia

The I Hate Mayonaise Cookbook-Eric Nagel

The Ultimate Guide to Fashion-Ben Sparks

Nobody Likes Sarcasm-"Than" B.

Weight Loss Through Pure Willpower-Steve Carlisi

[Ugly Bob]

"Whoo-Ooo-Ooo-Ooo-Ooo" Bruce Springsteen

[Bralio]

"The Forbidden Body : Why Being Fat is Not a Sin" - Opie Hughes

"Overcoming Your Poker and Various Other OCD Habits" - Anthony Cumia

"Pee Is For Toilets" - Li'l Jimmy Norton

"Speaking Clearly: Improving Voice and Diction" - Louis "Twitchels" Centanni

"Success in Business and In Life..." - Tippy Tom

"Women's Rights in America Today" - Patrice O'Neal

"Simple Radio Genius - The Opie and Anthony Story" - Hoo Hoo

[MrCleanhands]

"silence"-schitzo bill
"Living well through laughter"-Pat from moonachie

[Coffee Diva]

Tired of Toeing the Line: A Lifetime of Fighting the Man - Pat From Moonachie

[ShooterMcGavin]

"Befriend your germs" - Anthony Cumia

[NotYouStupid]

The Joys of Censorship - The greg and Tony show
White power - Earl With a foreward from Patrice Oneal
The Picture tour of St. Patricks Cathedral - Anthony Cumia
Great Bostonian Mayors - Gregg "Opie" hughes
The Dangers of Cocane - Ben Sparks Illistrated by Tom Brady

[kloraferm]

"I did it all first!" by Howard Stern (oh wait, that's what his first 2 books are about)

[rustytrombone1]

Bwahahahahaaahaaa, Dude!!!--Ben Sparks

[bryanswafford]

1001 Great Nights of Hibernation - Steve
Timothy Treadwell and his Bitch Taste Just Like Chicken - Steve
Mein Kampf - Anthony
Fuck Having to Stay 5 Minutes Late, I'm a Fancy Millionaire - Anthony
"Buzz me in, I Got Your Pizza" and Other Things You Hear Before You DIE - Opie
Stranger in My Bed - Opie from the Buffalo radio days

[timmykidd2104]

The Joys of Marriage - Anthony
Older Women Make Better Girlfriends - Opie
Perfect Diction will take you places - Vos
Black Sabbath and other horrible bands - Norton
My Fight to end Prostitution in NYC - Norton

[Corky's Revenge]

The Art of Taking Chances by Travis

[Ben'shog'selbow]

How to clean up a booger couch- Anthony Cumia
How to keep a dog away from your plate and not kill it- Greg "Opie" Huges
How I stopped buying hookers, stopped masturbating, stopped having piss and logs dropped on me, stopped looking at porn, got married, had 2 kids and lived happily ever after- The fat tittied disaster named James "Lil Jimmie" NORDEN

How's that for a 100th post?

[Jimmymakesmewet]

How to clean up a booger couch- Anthony Cumia
How to keep a dog away from your plate and not kill it- Greg "Opie" Huges
How I stopped buying hookers, stopped masturbating, stopped having piss and logs dropped on me, stopped looking at porn, got married, had 2 kids and lived happily ever after- The fat tittied disaster named James "Lil Jimmie" NORDEN

How's that for a 100th post?


Its great, but it says you're at 99...:icon_lol:

[Ben'shog'selbow]

Its great, but it says you're at 99...:icon_lol:

well it said 100 when i posted it???? fuck me......retard..out!

[Tickle The Bag]

well it said 100 when i posted it???? fuck me......retard..out!

Jesus christ you have me pissing my pants ova here.

[Motor Head]

"The Forbidden Body : Why Being Fat is Not a Sin" - Opie Hughes

"Overcoming Your Poker and Various Other OCD Habits" - Anthony Cumia

"Pee Is For Toilets" - Li'l Jimmy Norton

"Speaking Clearly: Improving Voice and Diction" - Louis "Twitchels" Centanni

"Success in Business and In Life..." - Tippy Tom

"Women's Rights in America Today" - Patrice O'Neal

"Simple Radio Genius - The Opie and Anthony Story" - Hoo Hoo

I've just urinated on myself, and spat coffee allover my desk....."Success in Business and In Life.." -Tippy Tom. Now that was over the top.:clap:

[Motor Head]

"Jimmy's pee bottle is germ free" by Anthony Cumia
"The Sugar Ceral Diet" by Greg Hughes
"Getting in touch with your inner female" by Patrice Oneal
"How I beat my addiction to the Cleveland Steamer" by James Norton
"Vegetarians Guide to Nature" by Steve the Bear
"Confessions of a Calvin Klein Model" by Half a Hulk Face
"I Didn't Invent Anything" by Howard Stern
"Being Kind to the Janitor" by Bill Burr
"Peaceful Conflict Resolution" by Dugout Doug
"I love Muslims and Christians, But Hate My Vagina" by Emily Stern

[soiled pj's]

101 tips for a happy marige: by Anthony Cumia.

[krunk]

The Mayo Diet by Erawwwwwwwwk
Bacon is My Friend by Erawwwwwwwwk
Get Your Cock Out by Danny and Derrick
Bring Nothing to The Table: The Art of Hosting Dinner Parties and Making Your Own Chicken Wings by Erawwwwwwwwwk
Interior Design - Home Furnishing 101 by Opie

[polehauler]

How to deliver one-liners that are sure to kill - Pat from moonachie

Book on tape recorded by Than

[soiled pj's]

how to cope with having a small penis:by Ben Sparks

[soiled pj's]

A Kid Touchers Guide To Small Children - Jim Norton
sorry to burst your buble but In bought that book last week.

[Ben'shog'selbow]

Jesus christ you have me pissing my pants ova here.

Glad I can be of cervix to you sir- Retatrd...out

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

The Guide to Better Public Speaking - Big A

[suckmyseed]

"Promote Successfully, Using Myspace" - Bobbie Kelly

[BillyDubbs]

How i let a muthafuckin' faggot warm up in my car- patrice o'neal

How i did another show in buffalo- jim nordon

Pictures of my beautiful haircuts (coffee table book)- erik

cha cha cha-mijmy

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

The Art of Seducing Women - Fez Whatley

How to Survive HIV - Robert Reed

The How-To's of Parenting - Andrea Yates

[Tickle The Bag]

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous- Pat From Moonachie

The older they are the better- Gregory Hughes

I love female radio personalities- Opie, Ant or Jimmy

Never pay for sex again- Jim Norton

[Brokeback Jimmy]

"Improving efficency in radio operations, and insider's guide" -Black Earl

"Negotiating equitable divorce agreements" -Anthony Cumia

[JSHAW]

"I've never called into a radio program" - Dugout Doug, contributing writers
Big Ass Member & Boston Strangler.

[RIPChester&Rudy]

"The art of being a slut"--------stalker patti

"Taking care of your mind body and soul"--------fez whattley

[Boston Funbags]

Keeping Your Cholesterol at a Normal Level--Tony

[KickToTheUterus]

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Refinancing Your Mortgage - Stalker Patty

Home Maintenance Made Easy - Pat from Moonachie

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Canine Discipline - Gregg Hughes

Snot Is Just Nature's Nasal Lubricant - Anthony Cumia

Rest Stop Etiquette - Patrice O'Neal

It's Raining Things: A Backyard Meteorologists Handbook - Patrice O'Neal

[Hudson]

"Travels with Puddles- A Cross Country Journey of Me and My Pitbull"- Eagle Press for Kids- Master Po, Author

[LazyOne]

"Private Parts" - Greg "Opie" Hughes

[Tickle The Bag]

The Yates Disaster- Dr. James Norton

[ParanoiaKid]

"How to Move Out of Your Parents Basement" -- The Pests

[BillyDubbs]

moving in on someone who is crushing on you- steve the mutha-fucking bear

[supertool]

"Sensitivity training for dummies" - by Jim Nor"d"on.

[supertool]

"Mein Komfort food, a fattie's guide to pigging out" - by Anthony Cumia.

[supertool]

" The art of the hole" - by Greg Hughes.

[BillyDubbs]

Myspace and it's benefits- gregg hughes

[wilson]

Choosing the perfect engagement ring - Anthony Cumia

[hoo cares]

A Tour of New York's Church Vestibules

[Mabe]

A Guide to Artfull Public Speaking - Menino, Thomas M.
Bathroom Etiquette - Jimmy Norton
1001 Cool C.B. Names -Anthony "The Wrangler" Cumia
Investing in Todays Market - Greywolf

[Boston Funbags]

Puggles Aren't Cute by Anthony Cumia and James Norden

[Tickle The Bag]

Needless to Say- Psycho Mark

[BillyDubbs]

how to be apologetic-greg hughes

keeping friends-scott farrell

Are you there god? hey its vos- rich vos

[Hoo Hoo Howie]

Assassin: My Secret Life As a Black Ninja - Gregg Hughes

How to Succeed in Marriage: Your Guide to a Loving, Long-Lasting Relationship - Anthony Cumia

Celebrity Stalker: Shithead with a Camera - James Norton

Picnic Baskets and Winter Slumber - Steve C

How to Beat Halitosis - Big A

How's the Weather Up There? A Midget's Tale - Rich Vos

Twister - Ben Sparks

Bend over and Take It. What to do after you've Burned every Bridge in the Radio Industry - Scott Ferrall.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Mookie and the Mets: My Life as a Mets Groupie - Momma Cumia :action-sm
How to Keep Your Home Rodent Free - Gregg Hughes
The Convincing Tranny Guidebook - Jim Norton
The Yankee Century - Ben Sparks
If People Buy This Book and Recommend it to Friends, Sales Will Go Up - Eric Logan
My Mom's Box: A Tale of Incest - Danny
What to Do With Your Man's Scrotum - Bonnie McFarlane
What to Do Without Your Scrotum - Rich Vos
How to Find the Closest Confessional - Bill Burr

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Celebrity Stalker: Shithead with a Camera - James Norton

that would have been if you said "Shitchest with a Camera."

[Jerry1]

"Speechmaking for Dummies" by Big A
"My Life as A Comic" by Pat
"Comic Policeman" by CSK
"Home Invasions And You" Anthony Cumia
"How To Win Friends And Influence People" by Scott Farrell

[Paul Crewe]

"Keep Up the Good Work" - by Angry Typing Guy
"Punchin' In - A Worker's Guide to Job Hunting" - by Lady Di
"Penis Envy, The Tale of the Three-Incher" - by Benjamin Sparks
"Carlos Mencia, The Genius and My Inspiaration" - by Joe Rogan
"The Joys of Urban Living" - by A. Cumia

[grail]

"Guns Kill: Why I like the Brady Bill." Anthony Cumia
"Insiders Guide to Mensa" Lady Di and Marion
"Celibacy" Jim Norton
"Radio Bits: How to make the Last Forever" Bill Burr
"Pacifism" Joe Rogan
"Clothes - A Behind the Scenes Look at What Not to Wear" Opie Hughes
"Amish Living" Lazlow
"Vegan Diet" E-rock
"A Illustrated History of the Ku Klux Klan" Patrice O'Neal
"Leading With my Chin" Jim Norton (sorry ripoff of Leno's Book title)
"A Complete Guide to String Theory Volumes 1-10" Opie Hughes

[F'in Ponderous]

Rise and Fall: Autobiography- by Rick Delgado

Rise and Fall 2: A Second Chance at Life...And How I Fucked It All Up- by Rick Delgado

Rise and Fall 3: One San Francisco/AIDS Joke Too Many (not yet released)- by Rick Delgado

[thetimp]

How To Please Your Man by James "Jim" Norton

...oh wait. its what they WON'T write.

[handtruck]

"You Just Need One Good Recurring Character: An Insight Into the Complexities of Angry Typing Guy and Brian Fellows" by Greg 'Opie' Hughes and Tracy Morgan.

[Dick Whiskey]

"Tolerance and Compassion in the New Millenium- A Study in race relations"- General Bam

[Awesome Man]

"Hooking up With a Clean Prostitute" -Jim Norton
"The Nazi In Me" - Anthony Cumia
"The Black Ninja Goes To Hollywood" -Gregg Hughes
"Gorilla Munch" - Patrice O'Neal

[MaryJoKopechne]

"How to live the good life" by Ramone

"Dress Appropriately" by Steve C.

"Make Everyone Love You" The Retarded Laverne and Shirley

[Shadow812]

I flushed my radio down the toilet and fucked my mother-by lil jimmy
Howie Math the Jewish way to do Math and Accounting bu Howard im a hooknose jew stern.

How to be an annoying black hole.