Spit water joke

[Detox]

I liked Jimmy's cancer joke so here is one. Get ready to spit.

A man meets a girl in a bar and after a little alcohol they go home together. The woman invites the man into her bedroom and they engage in a little foreplay. She goes down on him and he has a little trouble getting it up. When he finally does they have sex and he finsihes quickly. He says "Sorry for the poor performance I am pretty drunk." The woman replied "That's ok. I have AIDS"

[PorchMonkey4Life]

why do arab women fart before they take a crap?





to part the hairs

[Don West]

I think that might make Jimmy want to bite the bridge of your nose.

[PorchMonkey4Life]

What is the best thing about fucking a pregnant woman?

you get to have sex and get head at the same time...

[BillyDubbs]

two brothers wake up on xmas morning and run downstairs to open presents. One's six, one's 9. the 9 looks around as has only a few gifts, matchbox cars, a dvd and some clothes. the 6 yr old has tons of great gifts, powerwheels, xbox 360, train set, a bike etc.

the 6 yr old starts bragging "yeah, mom and dad must really like me a lot more, look at all these great gifts i got"


the 9 yr old says "yeah, but at least i don't have cancer"

[BillyDubbs]

what has 2 black eyes, hates sex and hugs its knees


**** victim

[RobeSoup&Tears]

What's 18 inches and makes a woman screem?

























Crib death.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7718/crash13jk.png

[Uncle_Inky]

This is starting to give me a really sick idea for a video

[soiled pj's]

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk ?




Jerry's kids.

[MetalSign]

What's 18 inches and makes a woman screem?

























Crib death.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7718/crash13jk.png


Sir, I believe you've car crashed yourself and didn't need to.

That is undoubtedly the best joke I've ever heard.

[Got One?]

what's the best part about having sex with a 2 year old?


hearing the pelvis crack.





what's the biggest disadvantage to eating a bald pussy?


putting the diaper back on when you're done.

[Premarital Sex]

You get it...? Her cunt stinks!

[ToddTheTrucker]

OK Jimmy. Put the water in your mouth and then read......

What do beer nuts and Conner Peterson have in common?

You can put beer nuts in your mouth......



and hell you can put Connors nuts in your mouth too.

[BIV]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/a2.jpg

[BillyDubbs]

What's 18 inches and makes a woman screem?


Crib death.

For the record (the what?), i posted this joke on thursday in the listening thread. I actually called this in, but was told they were moving on

http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=40102&page=23

i had it as 12 inches, stiff and will make any woman cry

[Skinflute]

Why do you make a 4 year old go down on you?

It makes your cock look massive on the internet.

[BillyDubbs]

why do italians wear gold chains?


so they know where to stop shaving. wacka wacka

[BillyDubbs]

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mercedes benz?


i don't have a mercededs benz in my garage

[BigHead]

Heres mine....

What has 5000 legs and 2500 breasts...








The Avon Walk for Breast Cancer

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

this whole thread can be seen at Laugh Your Balls Off in Poughkeepsie next weekend.

[BIV]

What's the difference between a 6-year-old and a 6-month-old






















A 6-month-old can't tell.

[Hummercash]

Heres mine....

What has 5000 legs and 2500 breasts...








The Avon Walk for Breast Cancer
i actually wore my WOW tshirt to pick up a famiy member from the finish line one year... i got some interesting looks.

[Iron Duke]

What did Jesus say to the spooks?
















Don't do anyting until I get back.

[suckmyseed]

How do you get 30 babies into the trunk?
- Blender
How do you get em out?
- Tortilla Chips


crash?

[The O&A Van]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub?









You can't fuck a bath tub (not even you, Robert Kelly)

[suckmyseed]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub?

You can't fuck a bath tub (not even you, Robert Kelly)


That one makes me loff everytime.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

For the record (the what?), i posted this joke on thursday in the listening thread. I actually called this in, but was told they were moving on

http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=40102&page=23

i had it as 12 inches, stiff and will make any woman cry

I'd give credit if I heard it from anyone in here or on the air.

Some of the pics posted here in the Photoshop section are so good I HAVE to save it to my hard drive by I alway copy and paste the creators name to the file so if I ever post it I'd give the due credit...see my sig pic for example.

I heard my version of the cribdeath joke on Hoo Hoo's show over 12 years ago from Jackie The Joke man.

Those were the golden yeard of that show...Billy West was awesome.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

It's dusk...and this guy's walking thru the woods while holding the hand of a 4 year old boy.

The boy looks up at the guy and says: "Mister...I'm scared."

The guy responds: "What about me?...I gotta walk back by myself."

[BillyDubbs]

I heard my version of the cribdeath joke on Hoo Hoo's show over 12 years ago from Jackie The Joke man.

Those were the golden yeard of that show...Billy West was awesome.

figured you heard it somewhere else base on the form. I wanted to add that i like to use stiff in the cribdeath joke, and that i tried to call in with this joke, while they were doing the bit. and that i did post it thurs.

i'm not racist i have a brown dog and a colored tv

[pazzzz]

[QUOTE=Got One?]what's the best part about having sex with a 2 year old?


hearing the pelvis crack.







That is just wrong! Fucking hilarious, but wrong!

[Got One?]

what's the difference between a truckoad of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

you can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

[BruceKellysJunk]

what's the difference between a truckoad of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?


Bowling balls dont tear when you fuck them.


I like my punchline better...

[Grace]

What did the schwoogie get on his SATs?


Bbq Sauce.

[punchingmunchki]

Have you heard about the new stunt guy Ku Klux Knievel ?



He's going to try and jump over 50 black people with a steam roller

[BillyDubbs]

how do you make a dead baby float

add rootbeer and icecream

[Got One?]

what's blue and orange and at the bottom of a swimming pool?

a baby with popped floaties.

[Got One?]

since we're on teh topic....

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.


ok guys, i've got a date with Hell, i'm done for the night.

[led37zep]

"i actually wore my WOW tshirt to pick up a famiy member from the finish line one year... i got some interesting looks."


Shouldn't it have said WIW?

[BeerBelly]

Ima hack
q. How do you get a faggot to fuck a women?
a. Fill up her cunt with shit.

[BeerBelly]

:icon_evil

[stinkbag]

how do you make a dead baby float?




one dead baby, one scoop of ice cream...

[NeedleRemorse]

This guy sees a girl on the edge of a cliff crying. He pulls his car over, walks over to her, and says "What's the matter?" She says, "My family and I...we were having a picnic...and they my brother fell over the edge, and my mom and dad reached for him and they fell over too and they're all dead!".

And as he unzipped his fly, he said "Well, this just isn't your lucky day!"