Rent A Midget

[Smokezilla]

Just when I was wondering what to do for my 2 kids' birthday party in April. . . don't think a 6 year-old and a 3-year old could "deal" with this, do you?:icon_conf

http://www.rentamidget.com/

[SatansCheerledr]

To not expose your children, thus, desensitizing them to, the god’s mulligan that are midgets is to do them a disservice sir.

[Quinn Martin]

Just when I was wondering what to do for my 2 kids' birthday party in April. . . don't think a 6 year-old and a 3-year old could "deal" with this, do you?:icon_conf

http://www.rentamidget.com/

Are you kidding? What kid wouldn't like his own toy human?

[rahrah]

200 an hour for tomfoolery is quite the steal

[Turtle]

If you rent the midget, be sure to call the show.

[angrybeerguy]

Would get you in the studio. Be a great new freak

[Turtle]

Bring in a midget for American Mess. Have the midget suck on Twato

[KantSpelGi]

Clowns are crying!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Vos could always use the extra cash.

[Big Dick Mcgee]

I think I'll geta black female midget and a dunking booth for my sons 6th birthday.

[Hog_Juice]

damn no female midgets

[rustytrombone1]

That is brilliant!

A guy here was at a stag last weekend...said the guy who threw the party must have a frequent flyer type card...said he rented two strippers for the stag & the place threw in a midget for free.

[JonBenetRamsey]

so with this whole tom foolery option are bjs extra or included?

[gofukyourmother]

i gotta rent me one!!