Raw 2/27

[Kyle]

A Time for Answers
February 27, 2006


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Over the years, WWE Superstars have enjoyed the privilege of joining a prestigious WWE club. On the next edition of Monday Night RAW, Marty Jannetty not only has the opportunity to become a member, but he also can accept a full-time spot on the RAW roster in the process. There’s only one catch: It’s the “Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club.”

Both the punishment and reward come as a result of Jannetty’s involvement last week on RAW. Mr. McMahon chose to give Shawn Michaels hell in the form of a four-on-one Handicap Match, but Jannetty came to HBK’s aid. Seeing Jannetty involve himself in McMahon business led to the “invitation.”

Mr. McMahon made note of the fact that Jannetty has fallen on hard times recently. Does he want this job bad enough to pucker up … and undoubtedly endure additional humiliation in the process? What will Jannetty do in this unusual situation? We’ll find out on Monday Night RAW.

Also, Edge gave Mick Foley one week to respond to his WrestleMania challenge. Will the Hardcore Legend answer back this week?
In addition, Trish Stratus will defend the Women’s Championship against Candice this week on RAW. Will the Playboy cover girl add gold to her resume, as well? Watch RAW to find out.

All this and more on Monday Night RAW (9/8 CT; USA Network).


I'll say what I said in the RAW thread last week...I'm calling swerve on the Jannetty thing. He turns on Michaels tonight.

Although if they really wanted to do something good, Jannetty would kiss Vince's ass, sign his contract and then Vince would immediately put him in a career vs. career match against Michaels tonight.

[InternetStalker]

I'll say the match will happen first a tag-team of some sort and then Jannety turns on Michaels and then kiss Vinces ass during the closing moments of RAW.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

maybe he reunites the Rockers and forces them into a tag title match against Kane & Big Show

[Chester'sLiver]

I am calling that Candince wins the woman's title tonight and sets up a 3 way match at wrestlemania with her Trish and Mickie. Lets see if Im right. Anyone see on WWE. com they are putting "Before HHH gets his 11th title regin at WM lets look back at his past 10." So they are basically saying he is gonna win at WM. No doubt about it at all.

[Tinkledrinker13]

Tony Atlas in the hall of fame tonight...

Marty turns on HBK... and Cena overcomes odds again to remain champ..

[prozac]

I have to stay awake and catch RAW, I like internetstalker's idea of Marty turning heel, even though it might not happen.

[Kyle]

You have to figure it'll lead to one of three matches for Wrestlemania:

-Shawn Michaels vs. Marty Jannetty (who's backed by Vince)
-The Rockers vs. Vince and Shane
-Shawn Michaels vs. Vince McMahon (with either Marty as the referee, or Marty just ends up being faded out of this storyline altogether)

The third one's probably still the most likely, although I'd love to see Shawn vs. Marty.

[Nimrod]

I am calling that Candince wins the woman's title tonight and sets up a 3 way match at wrestlemania with her Trish and Mickie. Lets see if Im right.

That would be fucking sad if she won. Just because she is doing playboy doesn't mean that creative should put the belt on her.

[Sutsu]

That would be fucking sad if she won. Just because she is doing playboy doesn't mean that creative should put the belt on her.

You're thinking with intelligent logic. This is the WWE we're talking about here. If they could work more corpse fucking into it, they would.

[ratedRsuperstar]

evening fellas. first i gotta tell you guys i went to an indy show this weekend and got to meet doink the clown and buff bagwell. buff said wwe wouldn't hire him back cuz of his pill problem and the character conway is playing now was suppossed to be his gimmick. also, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!! NUDE PICTURES OF WWE'S OWN ASHLEY ON GORILLAMASK.NET!!!NSFW

[ratedRsuperstar]

HERE'S A DIRECT LINK TO THAT GALLERY
NSFW

http://dailyniner.com/mackenzieryan1.shtml

[FAngel]

HERE'S A DIRECT LINK TO THAT GALLERY

http://dailyniner.com/mackenzieryan1.shtml

Even though it's after hours, that's a very NSFW. Just looking out for everyone.

[ratedRsuperstar]

Even though it's after hours, that's a very NSFW. Just looking out for everyone.

oops! Sorry

[commish13]

Wow, I thought it was pretty commonplace now that there were nude pictures of her online, just like there have been of Candice for a couple years.

[ratedRsuperstar]

pure hotness

[ratedRsuperstar]

Wow, I thought it was pretty commonplace now that there were nude pictures of her online, just like there have been of Candice for a couple years.

all i know is i have been waiting to see those lovely things since the diva search. though i would have liked her to do a spread like beulah's of years back much better

[Nimrod]

Trevor Murdoch chants? LOL

[ratedRsuperstar]

Wow, I thought it was pretty commonplace now that there were nude pictures of her online, just like there have been of Candice for a couple years.

there's not a mickie james gallery in cyberspace is there?

[FAngel]

I can't wait for Triple H to come out to a massive pop.

EDIT: Bingo!

[Sutsu]

The only thing that would have saved that HHH/Cena promo would have been if Cena said fact: you're bangin' the boss' daughter.

And what the hell is with Vince not mentioning Angle as the champ over on Smackdown? I tell ya, some guys get absolutely no respect in that goddamn company.

[Baby Evil]

When they say an outstanding matchup between two outstanding athletes, that is code for "This is going to suck, we know, but don't change the channel we have something better coming!"

[magnus420]

Just saw a OnA sign on raw..

[FAngel]

And what the hell is with Vince not mentioning Angle as the champ over on Smackdown? I tell ya, some guys get absolutely no respect in that goddamn company.

Ease up, partner - Vince said "World Champion" so as not to spoil the result of the Undertaker vs. Angle rematch this week.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahah, outstanding, Mene Gene goin to the Hall of Fame

HOW THE FUCK DID THE GOBBLDEY GOOKER GET IN THAT VIDEO MONTAGE?!?!?!???

Honestly, maybe it's just me, but I like Ashley as more of the brunette than the uber-blonde version that we have naked (that being said, I'm gonna jack it to these pictures cause we haven't seen her nude in her current state)

[domelogic]

nice o and a sign on raw promotes xm202

[domelogic]

Wow, I thought it was pretty commonplace now that there were nude pictures of her online, just like there have been of Candice for a couple years.

sir post the link please need more goodness

[FAngel]

Did I hear them say Flair is 57 as of tonight?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

either 57 as of tonight...or more likely 57 as of Wrestlemania

I fucking hate this commercial

[CM Mark]

I'm turning it on rightnow, ONLY to see the O+A sign. where in the crowd is it?

[magnus420]

i saw it right as shelton was getting out of the ring, mid way up, left side of the ring on the normal frame black sign, white lettering

[CM Mark]

ok, with that, still not having seen the O+A sign, I have to change the channel. WWE fucked up again

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahah...Flair beat Carlito :rotf: :rotf:

I'm turning it on rightnow, ONLY to see the O+A sign. where in the crowd is it?
suuuuuuuuuure you are :icon_wink

who thinks that was Vince's 'roid cheek?

[magnus420]

i only saw the sign once during the whole show, so.. yeah.

yes.. that man has a huge roid ass
lol

[CM Mark]

actually, I just flippe don the history channel. Its a show about the lighthouse of alexandria. so I am staying on that for the next 15 minutes, then it's [adult swim] time

so FUCK WWE

[Baby Evil]

hahahahahah...Flair beat Carlito :rotf: :rotf:


suuuuuuuuuure you are :icon_wink

who thinks that was Vince's 'roid cheek?

I don't know about that, but I am sure that it is the same cheek HBK kissed before the Montreal screwjob.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

uh oh....Spirit Squad warning (WWE Unlimited):puke:

[Nimrod]

I can't wait for the Angle vs Undertaker rematch

Aren't there supposed to be 3 more qualifying matches for MITB?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

aaaaaand here comes the swerve

(I love that he still uses the .midi file of their entrance)
....if he does get a real job, you think he gets either a remade version of his entrance music? Or they maybe upgrade it to a .wav file?

I'm thinking a quick peck followed by a low blow

:haha7: :haha7: "Excuse me while I whip this out"

egad Vince, have some dignity! (As he holds his shirt tails in front of his cock)
some other way? Shawn vs. Marty here we go

[FAngel]

Vince just quoted Blazing Saddles! Thantastic!

[Action Blackson]

Fuckin McMahon... please stay the fuck off of TV.

[Action Blackson]

Fuckin great... worthless ass Shane is back. Gotta love the crowd response to Vince's announcement of Michaels vs Shane at Saturday Night's Main Event.

[Ploppy]

This is still better than the horse shit I saw when I watched TNA for the first time last Saturday.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Okay, so it's Shane vs. Shawn on Saturday Night...I bet Vince is in his corner, Marty shows up and bottom line is a tag match, McMahons vs. the Rockers at Wrestlemania XXII

that was a brutal chairshot by Shane too...sounded like the chair was mic'd

[domelogic]

i dont know how you can hate the mcmahons. they can definitely make me laugh. hopefully shane o mac will be invovled at wrestlemania cuz he goes all out during a payper view.

[Kyle]

Wow, did that show stink on ice. Only good part was Flair. That whole Cena promo was probably the most cringeworthy to date for just how hated Cena is and how he has to stand there and take it and pretend it's not even happening

Oh yeah, and I confess I like the Spirit Squad...I know that makes me a faggot, but they're the new Mean Street Posse to me.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

...they're the new Mean Street Posse to me.interesting...I guess your RVD sig kinda gets you out of that statement

I didn't see/hear the Cena-HHH interview, I was clearing the table from dinner. What was goin on? HHH chants? Just booing Cena? Or (dear God willing and able) RVD chants?

[flyerfan116]

Diamonds are forever...and so is Ric Flair woooooooooooo!!!

I missed most of Raw...did they announce Michaels- McMahon @ WM or did Vinny mac fuck up at the end there? I'm thinking tag match @ WM and that's where Marty turns on HBK....just a side note anyone else find it ironic that Jannety comes back the week they institute the new drug testing policy???

[Kyle]

I didn't see/hear the Cena-HHH interview, I was clearing the table from dinner. What was goin on? HHH chants? Just booing Cena? Or (dear God willing and able) RVD chants?

No RVD chants. Cena got soundly booed when he came out. Then HHH came out to a huge ovation. Then there was a pretty loud Cena sucks chant. And the whole interview made Cena look like the biggest pussy around where they both took turns talking about how great HHH was. I thought Cena looked pretty rattled by the whole thing, more so than before.

[commish13]

there's not a mickie james gallery in cyberspace is there?

There certainly is. It's tougher to find, but it's around. In fact:

http://www.wrestling-news.com/wow/alexislaree.html

NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and there certainly is some penetration via her own fingers.

For the guy who wants the Candice stuff, Google is your friend.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

^^

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

this was certainly your best wrestling post ever ;)

[CM Mark]

^^

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

this was certainly your best wrestling post ever ;)
I would have to say it was his best post ever, no matter what thread, what forum, that mzkes up for everything ever. thank you!

[Kyle]

They need to stop fucking around with RVD and give him some opponents he can actually work with. Between Snitsky, The Big Show, and Trevor Murdoch, I'm almost convinced they're doing this on purpose to sabotage his popularity.

Putting him in the money in the bank will be great with Shelton and Flair. I wonder if they're going to let three guys in from Smackdown or if they'll have three more qualifying matches next week. I think Carlito will find a way to sneak in. And Masters will likely get a spot. That leaves one more opening. Maybe they put Kane in again this year.

[Aaron Burrito]

So it's RVD vs Flair vs Shelton at WM in a ladder match?

[askewcore]

No, i think its RVD vs. Shelton vs. Flair vs. someone else in a money in the bank ladder match.

[Kyle]

No, i think its RVD vs. Shelton vs. Flair vs. someone else in a money in the bank ladder match.

Aren't there 6 for a Money in the Bank? That's how it was last year.

[askewcore]

yeah, thats what I thought, but after Shelton won, I could have sworn I heard them say, "So it'll be RVD and Shelton vs. two other superstars"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I hope that Money in the Bank stays as a Raw-only gimmick...if Smackdown has the cruiserweights (and the glory that is the "Juniors" division :puke:) I think Raw should have this

I agree with Carlito sneaking into the match...I think if we see 3 more qualifiers we'll be lucky as sin. Hopefully we wind up seeing Carlito vs. someone to open up Raw and he loses really quickly. In a 2nd match, middle of the show, give him 10-12 minutes, but he gets pissed and gets DQ'd. Then, to close the show (or at least be right near the end), have him get a really cheap win to just sneak into the last spot

[CM Mark]

I agree with Carlito sneaking into the match...I think if we see 3 more qualifiers we'll be lucky as sin. Hopefully we wind up seeing Carlito vs. someone to open up Raw and he loses really quickly. In a 2nd match, middle of the show, give him 10-12 minutes, but he gets pissed and gets DQ'd. Then, to close the show (or at least be right near the end), have him get a really cheap win to just sneak into the last spot

But, you see, this idea makes perfect sense, which is exactly why it WON'T happen.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

ahhh...not only does it make perfect sense, it's also good writing

therefore, it is well beyond a certainty that it cannot possibly happen

[BeltOfScotch]

how he has to stand there and take it and pretend it's not even happening

He said during the promo that some of the people in the crowd don't respect him, he acknowledged it. But I still don't get why they stick with Cena though, we'll see what happens post-Wrestlemania.

I had heard the Money in the Bank was going to be a Raw & Smackdown match this year but Styles also said during the show tonight that the winner of the match at WM would get a WWE Title shot so maybe it will be all Raw.

[Baron Von Chez]

a prediction for next weeks raw. Carltio says he was "cheated" sets up 3 more qual. matches (he being one) i would only hope that carlito's opponent in the match would be the money in the bank creator...CHRIS JERICHO.

(however jericho is doing to well with his band,so thats an aimless dream)

[scorpion]

The O&A sign on raw was me, we just got back from d.c.

The shows were decent, i wish i could have got the sign on more.

the funniest part of the show for me was the unseen commercials on smackdown were a bunch of fans just heckeled the hell out of tony chimmel.
seeing him mimick like he was going to come down and smack a fan was priceless.

Just wish i would have bought a damn camera.

Sleep beckons
Mr. Scorp

[prozac]

Dissapointing RAW...enjoyed the HHH/Cena exchange. Just seems like they are saving the good stuff for the final two weeks leading up to mania.

[InternetStalker]

I have to stay awake and catch RAW, I like internetstalker's idea of Marty turning heel, even though it might not happen.
Well the only thing I got right was the closing moments of RAW.

[Perch1019]

Fuckin great... worthless ass Shane is back. Gotta love the crowd response to Vince's announcement of Michaels vs Shane at Saturday Night's Main Event.

Bite your tounge! Shane O Mac is the man. The guys a fuckin millionare, has the company handed to him yet he still goes out there and busts his ass for the fans. Im willing to be there is only a handful of wrestlers who would do the shit that shane has done for the company

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesM/mcmahonshane_kotr2001.jpg

Shane + PPV = show-stealer

[askewcore]

Bite your tounge! Shane O Mac is the man.

Definitley, Shane is the king. For the exact reason you stated. He's a rich kid, would never really have to do anything in his life, but he still took that shot in the back and fell halfway off the Titantron that time. Plus, the many other giant bumps he's taken.

[Douchebag Listener]

When was the last time Shane had a match?

[commish13]

Survivor Series 2003 against Kane. The match stunk.

In any event, I really am looking forward to seeing how the HHH/Cena stuff pans out and how the match goes after seeing the promo last night. It was awesome, and Triple H was on. The Chicago crowd's gonna shit in Cena's mouth, Cena's going to shit it out, the crowd will eat it, shit it back out back into Cena's mouth.

[Action Blackson]

They need to stop fucking around with RVD and give him some opponents he can actually work with. Between Snitsky, The Big Show, and Trevor Murdoch, I'm almost convinced they're doing this on purpose to sabotage his popularity.

Putting him in the money in the bank will be great with Shelton and Flair. I wonder if they're going to let three guys in from Smackdown or if they'll have three more qualifying matches next week. I think Carlito will find a way to sneak in. And Masters will likely get a spot. That leaves one more opening. Maybe they put Kane in again this year.
It hasn't happened for the 6 years that he's been there... give up... it aint happenin. I learned to accept this same situation with Booker T a while back... I just quit watching when I accepted it.