Clemens gives up dinger to son the throws at his head.

[Mother Shucker]

Now listen, I hate that fucking scum bag Clemens for what he did to Piazza, but I do not believe this.

I think he set this up with his kid before hand. "Hey boy, I will groove you one first time around, if you knock one out, I will throw at you, so be alert". Makes more sense to me, making his minor league son look good.

[rustytrombone1]

Now listen, I hate that fucking scum bag Clemens for what he did to Piazza, but I do not believe this.

I think he set this up with his kid before hand. "Hey boy, I will groove you one first time around, if you knock one out, I will throw at you, so be alert". Makes more sense to me, making his minor league son look good.

Piazza should have dove away from the ball, not into it. Damn big melon of his got in the way of the ball. Old white guy reactions of his. :icon_mrgr

Saw the Clemens/son pitches on ESPN last night. The kid jacked the ball. The pitch looked more like dad was pecker hunting than head hunting.

[Mother Shucker]

Piazza should have dove away from the ball, not into it. Damn big melon of his got in the way of the ball.
And what should he have done with the broken bat that red neck threw at him? My vote was plunge it in Clemens red neck.

[rustytrombone1]

And what should he have done with the broken bat that red neck threw at him? My vote was plunge it in Clemens red neck.
Now...that might have actually helped the Mets in that series...and the ratings for the series might have gone up! :icon_mrgr

[Mother Shucker]

Now...that might have actually helped the Mets in that series...and the ratings for the series might have gone up! :icon_mrgr
I said it when it happened. I did not want Piazza to do it as he was the heart of the team and did not want him suspended. But someone should have stepped up for the star showed some heart. Maybe someone like Timo Perez. But na, that lazy spic had no heart. He cost us game one by walking around the bases on Zeile's fly ball off the top of the wall.

[rustytrombone1]

I said it when it happened. I did not want Piazza to do it as he was the heart of the team and did not want him suspended. But someone should have stepped up for the star showed some heart. Maybe someone like Timo Perez. But na, that lazy spic had no heart. He cost us game one by walking around the bases on Zeile's fly ball off the top of the wall.
Piazza did show restraint. I was surprised. I would have charged the mound if I was in that position.
Yes, the Mets did fuck themselves in that game. They never recovered from it.

[askewcore]

Piazza did show restraint. I was surprised. I would have charged the mound if I was in that position.
Yes, the Mets did fuck themselves in that game. They never recovered from it.

Maybe he didnt charge the mound because:

A) He's a big pussy
B) Last time he has beef with Clemens he ended up knocked out cold in batter's box and became the laughing stock of the league.
C) Clemens isn't Gui Mota.
D) Piazza is a faggot. Fags cant fight.

[rustytrombone1]

Maybe he didnt charge the mound because:

A) He's a big pussy
B) Last time he has beef with Clemens he ended up knocked out cold in batter's box and became the laughing stock of the league.
C) Clemens isn't Gui Mota.
D) Piazza is a faggot. Fags cant fight.

A) Possibly
B) He learned his lesson
C) Agreed
D) Agreed

On another subject--Can anyone explain why Piazza is playing for Italy in the World Baseball Classic? He is a citizen of the US, he was born in the US (VA or WV I believe), and he has lived here all his life.

[askewcore]

On another subject--Can anyone explain why Piazza is playing for Italy in the World Baseball Classic? He is a citizen of the US, he was born in the US (VA or WV I believe), and he has lived here all his life.

His family before him is supposedly from Italy. I think he's on the team just to make them competetive. I doubt a bunch of spaghetti eating Italians would be any good without at least one major leaguer.

[Mother Shucker]

By the way boys, Piazza owns Clemens. He has hit MANY BIG homers off the red neck. Clemens is the pussy, how many times did the Yankmes change the rotation so he did not have to pitch at Shea?

[weakside]

Now listen, I hate that fucking scum bag Clemens for what he did to Piazza, but I do not believe this.

I think he set this up with his kid before hand. "Hey boy, I will groove you one first time around, if you knock one out, I will throw at you, so be alert". Makes more sense to me, making his minor league son look good.

I agree.

[commish13]

My dad used to hit me with pitches all the time. Then again, he also has no accuracy at all (I was going to make a "he has the accuracy of a ..." joke, but I suck and I couldn't think of anything funny).

Your father hitting you with a batting practice pitch when you're 10 hurts like a motherfucker. When he does it when you're 15, it's friggin' annoying. Then, he also sent my stupid younger brother to the emergency room, because my brother wanted him to throw the ball to him like he did to me when we had a catch. Well, his lip didn't fare so well. Stupid fool.

Oh, and Clemens sucks, but Piazza is a fag. Piazza, Sam Champion, cucumber, Florida. You do the math.

[askewcore]

By the way boys, Piazza owns Clemens. He has hit MANY BIG homers off the red neck. Clemens is the pussy, how many times did the Yankmes change the rotation so he did not have to pitch at Shea?

Yeah? He owns him huh? Man, that World Series ring Piazza has looks great on him. :rolleyes:

Somehow it's hard to picture the guy who got knocked out by a ball and then had a broken bat thrown at him only to do absolutley nothing about as not being a pussy. And to top it off, the first time a pitcher smaller then him started shit, he charged him like a big man. That could have just been because he missed Robbie Alomar being around to blow him inbetween innnings.

And changing the rotation so your best pitcher doesnt have to get up to bat and risk being injured during a fucking gimmick game (which is all interleague play is) when you'll need him down the road, thats called good managing....Not as good a move as bringing in Benitez to close a big game though....

Sorry, I dont have a witty and cute little nickname for the Mets, but then again, I dont like sucking uncut dicks either....you figure it out.

Piazza, Sam Champion, cucumber, Florida. You do the math.

Commish, you're on fire the last couple days. good line. clappy hands.

[Mother Shucker]

Yes, Piazza is gay, we get it.

Have you seen his wife.

Call me the king of the cock suckers if you want, as long as I rip that gash apart.

[askewcore]

Eh, I just like pointing out how extremley hack your jokes are.

"huh huh the Yankmees" I GET IT! LIKE THEY JERK YOU OFF! I GET JOKES!

I hope you dont bring out the big guns and call them the STANKEES next.


Piazza's being gay is really just a joke. Him being a big steaming pussy is not.

[1ofonly5]

i like this thread, funnier than the rest. and by the way, you saw it in Piazza's eyes, he wanted no part of clemens, none.

[Mother Shucker]

i like this thread, funnier than the rest. and by the way, you saw it in Piazza's eyes, he wanted no part of clemens, none.
Yeah, except when he was blasting HR after HR off of him, you are right, he wanted no part of him.

[Mother Shucker]

Eh, I just like pointing out how extremley hack your jokes are.

"huh huh the Yankmees" I GET IT! LIKE THEY JERK YOU OFF! I GET JOKES!

I hope you dont bring out the big guns and call them the STANKEES next.


Piazza's being gay is really just a joke. Him being a big steaming pussy is not.
Oh, your jokes are killer. Opening for Jimmy anytime soon? Let me know, I can't wait.

Wide right, that is a hoot sir. Do you do sketches?

[commish13]

My dad thinks the Sam Champion/Mike Piazza relationship joke is hilarious to the point where he uses it as his own.

[askewcore]

Yeah, except when he was blasting HR after HR off of him, you are right, he wanted no part of him.

Yeah, all four of them....he was also talking about how piazza wanted no part both the times clemens came after him. You cant own someone if you dont perform in the biggest game of your life against him.

Oh, your jokes are killer. Opening for Jimmy anytime soon? Let me know, I can't wait.

No, but maybe I can just start spewing show references everytime I speak and be really a cool guy like you!


Wide right, that is a hoot sir. Do you do sketches?

You dont have a really gay nickname for the Giants huh? What a shame.

[Mother Shucker]

We have been over this before ass. Show references are quite apropriate at Wackbag. Maybe you should go over to SFN, they don't get it either.

[Tommy Ceez]

On another subject--Can anyone explain why Piazza is playing for Italy in the World Baseball Classic? He is a citizen of the US, he was born in the US (VA or WV I believe), and he has lived here all his life.

Its the Italian World Cup soccer rule...the decendants of Italian citizens are eligible to play for any national team (all the europens have these rules to stack thier Soccer teams for years to come)

[The O&A Van]

On another subject--Can anyone explain why Piazza is playing for Italy in the World Baseball Classic? He is a citizen of the US, he was born in the US (VA or WV I believe), and he has lived here all his life.

Also, do you really think Team USA wants Mike Piazza to catch for them?

[commish13]

Man, R&F did a whole bit about this story... boy oh boy do I wish I would have been around to hear that show live. The stories of my father and I during baseball season are LEGENDARY in my town.

[Mother Shucker]

Man, R&F did a whole bit about this story... boy oh boy do I wish I would have been around to hear that show live. The stories of my father and I during baseball season are LEGENDARY in my town.
So, you are a legend in your own town?

[commish13]

I'm a legend in my own mind, fellow.

Nah, there's just shit that my dad used to do to me and that I would do in turn to him that people just remember. We used to BATTLE during baseball season, both physically, verbally and even sometimes psychologically. He used to embarrass the shit out of me, but I'd always come up with a way to come back at him, but eventually he learned how to counter my shit and I'd have to come up with other stuff.

My dad is just a ruthless fella sometimes. He's the least PC person in history, and he managed my baseball teams for most of my life, so of course he was harder on my brother and I than anybody else... so we were lucky that we were above average players, even though my brother, who played catcher, had so much trouble throwing the ball back to the mound, and God forbid he ever had to try to throw somebody out trying to steal. Strongest arm known to man, but you never knew where it was going -- okay, maybe you did; nowhere near where it was supposed to.

My dad used to throw the ball at us in batting practice (he had shitty accuracy as it was, so we, especially I would make fun of him about it), and I even got the ball thrown at me once when I was standing on deck to take some swings because I was just being so harsh. And this is shit from when I was like 12.

The best ever, though, is this one time where we were practicing at the field that is directly across the street from my house. I was having an off day and missed a bunch of ground balls. My dad started making fun of me about it and then started hitting really soft ones to me, all the while just verbally beating the shit out of me. Then out of nowhere he hits an especially hard one at me, I miss and just get pissed and storm off, cursing him off before I do. He yells back to me and tells me I better not come back to practice, and he says that he better not find out I went in the pool.

So I walk across the street, into the house, out a different door, through the garage and into the back yard by the pool. I take off my cleats and get on the top of the ladder to the pool and look over to the baseball field. I yell at the top of my lungs "CANNON BALL!!", everybody looks over and the next thing you know, *SPLASH*. I then proceed to put my cleats back on, grab my glove, and walk back to the field soaking wet in my practice jersey and pants. He was quiet for the rest of the practice.

[Jim McGreedy]

This whole WBC eligibility is bullshit. The Dominicans are pissed at A-Rod because he's playing for the US. Well no shit. He was born in NY and grew up in Miami. The Dominicans are also pissed at Manny Ramirez because he decided not to play. That fucker is from Washington Heights. Just because he can't speak English doesn't make him a citizen of the DR. Piazza was born in PA, not WV(what are there three Italian miners in West Virginia?) How else would the Italians field a team? They shouldn't. Why is Puerto Rico a separate entity? Isn't that kind of like California or North Dakota fielding there own team, since they are indeed US citizens. And as for Clemens, he's just ripping my dad off.(Hoo Hoo) He threw at me when I was 12 because I hit a line drive up the middle during batting practice.