Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 109 3-01-06

[Chester'sLiver]

Hey there buddies.
http://chico54600.joueb.com/images/mila.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Howdy.

24 is great this season.
Smallville is retarded but fun to watch.
Dick Wolf should get AIDS.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Love 24. You ass.
Love Smallville. You double ass.
Dick Wolf found out the hard way that three time's the charm. You triple header ass!

Love ya, Liddy. :action-sm

BTW, LOVE the new show intro!

[ChimneyFish]

"It's still real to me, damnit!!!!"

[Chester'sLiver]

o I opened a listening thread tooo. whoops.

[savethewave]

OK, "Can't Get There From Here." Not my favorite REM song, but okay.

[Jigzaw]

Howdy Kiddies "Stick a potato up my ass and watch me make french fries"

[RadioMercenary]

buddays!

[Redding]

hiya buddies

[Redding]

good pick fez

[Chester'sLiver]

This guy doesn't sound like Fez....

[LiddyRules]

o I opened a listening thread tooo. whoops.
I just noticed. Check a calendar Ass-F.

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/amazing_race9/bios/john_scott/

Fake Fez.

[RadioMercenary]

he kind of does, but not really, its a stretch

[timmykidd2104]

he got eliminated last night.

[Chester'sLiver]

I just noticed. Check a calendar Ass-F.

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/amazing_race9/bios/john_scott/

Fake Fez.
Hey you had the wrong date too. I can edit my thread titles, and why the hostility sir?:icon_eek:

[Arch Stanton]

Hello Buddies

[LiddyRules]

Hey you had the wrong date too. Two can edit thier thread titles too. and why the hostility sir?:icon_eek: It's not March 1st?

[savethewave]

I just noticed. Check a calendar Ass-F.

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/amazing_race9/bios/john_scott/

Fake Fez.


"Where he lives with his great Danes, Hector and Percy."

That one line tells me all I need to know.

[Chester'sLiver]

It's not March 1st?
You had march 31 and I saw it before you changed it.

[LiddyRules]

You had march 31 and I saw it before you changed it. No. I don't even know how to change Thread Titles. I had it right first off.

[Chester'sLiver]

No. I don't even know how to change Thread Titles. I had it right first off.
Sir, I even copied the wrong date off yours when I went to change it to March, so I know it was wrong, perhaps a mod saw it and changed it for you. I know it was wrong though. It doesn't matter no big deal. I just didn't understand the hostility towards me.:action-sm

[ChimneyFish]

That's when you've gotta blacken her eye, Fezzy.

[Arch Stanton]

Sir, I even copied the wrong date off yours when I went to change it to March, so I know it was wrong, perhaps a mod saw it and changed it for you. I know it was wrong though. It doesn't matter no big deal. I just didn't understand the hostility towards me.:action-sm
I would think a mod stepped in. That is if it was wrong...alledgedly

[ChimneyFish]

Is that true, about AD????

[Chester'sLiver]

I have never seen an episode of Arrested Development...

[Redding]

Isnt ESD a sack of shit everyday

[ChimneyFish]

Amazing(and sad) fact: I've never been on a plane.

[Outer Limits]

I have never seen an episode of Arrested Development...

IMO you have not been missing much.
I tried watching it a few times but never thought it was all that funny. I only watched it cause I always see people going crazy about how great the show is but I never saw it.
I think Scrubs is a lot more gooder as far as TV comedies go.

[SOS]

ESD dave is looking for loopholes on Sundays!

[LiddyRules]

You can already tell a change in ESD. And he shouldn't be allowed to fuck his gal during this.

[Chester'sLiver]

IMO you have not been missing much.
I tried watching it a few times but never thought it was all that funny. I only watched it cause I always see people going crazy about how great the show is but I never saw it.
I think Scrubs is a lot more gooder as far as TV comedies go.
I watch SCRUBS and I love the Office. I think that is the best TV show comedy out there.

[Outer Limits]

Ummm...hoagies and Ballantine beer

[ChimneyFish]

Good thing I don't subscribe to man-made gods.
I'm not giving up a thing.:icon_cool

[Chester'sLiver]

Where is Jimmy's Diginity at because:

We have Emma Watson drinking it up....
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/emma_watson_underage_drinking.jpg

[Redding]

Where is Jimmy's Diginity at because:

We have Emma Watson drinking it up....
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/emma_watson_underage_drinking.jpg

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

nice, but that looks like a goof pic like that really wasnt her drink do we have one of her actually drinking it, not messing around for the camera, now that would be hot

[Redding]

someone please play "lay your hands on me"

[RadioMercenary]

Where is Jimmy's Diginity at because:

We have Emma Watson drinking it up....
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/emma_watson_underage_drinking.jpg

ooo a young british gal with the booze, thats good stuff, however not good for another what 2-3 years here? though in the uk, 16 is legal...

[Chester'sLiver]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

nice, but that looks like a goof pic like that really wasnt her drink do we have one of her actually drinking it, not messing around for the camera, now that would be hot
thats the only one I have found, but I thought it was just a fun pic.

[LiddyRules]

Loved Arrested Development, think it's brilliant.
Office/Earl are the two best sitcoms on TV. I like Scrubs. It's not as good as the other three but it has enough funny moments. It's the "gayest" of the 4 but I still like watching it and am so disappointed that Hugh Laurie is getting all the acclaim for House for essentially being Dr. Cox in Scrubs. Also, the chick from Drew Carey is really hot on that show.

[Arch Stanton]

someone please play "lay your hands on me"
Thompson Twins?

[ChimneyFish]

ooo a young british gal with the booze, thats good stuff, however not good for another what 2-3 years here? though in the uk, 16 is legal...


Well, see ya guys.
Off to England.:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Also, the chick from Drew Carey is really hot on that show.
I think she is smkoing too, and she is an older chick. I think its becuase she plays a slutty chick.

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Christa%20Miller.jpg

[Redding]

Thompson Twins?

i think its bon jovi actually

[SOS]

monsignor lube king!

[LiddyRules]

I worship the Lex branch of Luthoranism.
http://www.visimag.com/xpose/images/x73_feat01.jpg

Meanwhile...
Monsignor Lubeking was the funniest thing ESD has brought to the show ever.

[Outer Limits]

Loved Arrested Development, think it's brilliant.
Office/Earl are the two best sitcoms on TV. I like Scrubs. It's not as good as the other three but it has enough funny moments. It's the "gayest" of the 4 but I still like watching it and am so disappointed that Hugh Laurie is getting all the acclaim for House for essentially being Dr. Cox in Scrubs. Also, the chick from Drew Carey is really hot on that show.

Oh yeah, forgot about Earl, funny and clever show and Earl's ex Joy is hot!
Office is good too but Steve Carrell bugs me sometime.
Speaking of hot, I will admit to occasionally checking out the Jim Belushi show According To Jim because I'm really hot for Courtney Thorne Smith and the girl who plays her sister on that show.
House is one of the funniest 'dramas' on TV.

[ChimneyFish]

I worship the Lex branch of Luthoranism.
http://www.visimag.com/xpose/images/x73_feat01.jpg



Damn you.
You beat me to it.

[Redding]

now i need to see 3 videos

paris hilton and the playboy chick
the kid rock and scott stapp with 4 chicks
and now the jane fonda 3 way

[ChimneyFish]

I wonder if Dave edited this himself.

[RadioMercenary]

those are some wacky movies there, i tell you; i'll never get why celebrities make these movies then get all "upset" when they get out, just say that you're trying to get some publicity and be done with it

[RadioMercenary]

.......s? is this some hacky bit or something?

[RadioMercenary]

how come i can't say lob ster? its just a delicious new england entree

[BruceKellysJunk]

are maine lo b sters better than florida?

whats your favorite?

"Lex and Terry rule!!!!"... :action-sm


Oh man, this guy really showed us a thing or two about a thing or two. I bet you cant wait till you get banned and get to go back to your little fan site and cry about how you got the boot for touching on a "forbidden" topic and how wackbag is so hypocritical.


The truth is, you are contributing nothing to this board. Even a good troll will add something to a conversation that gets a rise from others. All you did was make yourself look like an immature douche with no actual posting ability.


by the way, this is the ron and fez thread. Last I checked, your hero has nothing against them. Go away.

[Chester'sLiver]

.......s? is this some hacky bit or something?
no, one is blanked for a reason and two its not even that big of a deal... he is a Stern troll and he is dumb one at that because Lex and Terry are on XM aren't they?

Edit: he is already gone.

[LiddyRules]

I like .......s.

EDIT: Why can't we talk about delicious, albeit expensive, crustaceans? Crabs?

[BruceKellysJunk]

I like .......s.

EDIT: Why can't we talk about delicious, albeit expensive, crustaceans? Crabs?


If you really want to know, you can find it on another O&A fansite pretty easily.

It seriously isnt a big deal at all though. Ive got much worse stories about myself.

[RadioMercenary]

well between the censorship of 1obst3rs and that simply confusing message, its a good start to the afternoon

[ChimneyFish]

He is right about one thing, though.
Lex & Terry do rule.



Bllleeeeecccchhhh!!!!:yuck2:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Mark right?

[LiddyRules]

God, soup sounds delicious right now. Black bean would be wonderful.

[Chester'sLiver]

A little hottness to bring us back togther.
http://www.candicemichelle.com/modeling/lingerie/images/06_25006_small.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

" It was so good, I started fuckin cryin."

Does Ronny have to make me choke on my lunch everyday????

[LiddyRules]

http://www.davidmorse.org/photo/wallpaper/images/Hack2ndSeason.JPG

[ChimneyFish]

Is that the guy that played the "Great American Hero"????

[RadioMercenary]

A little hottness to bring us back togther.
http://www.candicemichelle.com/modeling/lingerie/images/06_25006_small.jpg

where do you get all those wonderful pictures?

also who is that?

[LiddyRules]

No, it's David Morse. I know him best as Tim Bayliss' brother from Homicide and he's also in the upcoming Bruce Willis movie 16 Blocks. They even mention his name in the trailer which is weird to me.

[Chester'sLiver]

where do you get all those wonderful pictures?

also who is that?
Most of the time it is Google images, sometimes just random searching the web. I searched for candice michelle but I don't think that is her, or might be a girl with the same name. I was looking for the wwe Diva candice michelle

https://imagesak.godaddy.com/godaddy/superbowl05/img_tshirt_girl.gif

and I am right there are two chicks with the same name.

[LiddyRules]

You have to love when someone calls up with a joke that would get a huge laugh on a zoo show or from his friends and Ron's like "So yeah...we're doing lawyer jokes now." And you can just imagine the guy's just embarassed sitting there.

My belief. We don't know who's running for either the Republicans or Democrats. I mean people heavily into it might but I think they're both going unknown white males.

[Arch Stanton]

A little hottness to bring us back togther.
http://www.candicemichelle.com/modeling/lingerie/images/06_25006_small.jpg
I thank you ( bigger would be more gooder)

[Chester'sLiver]

What alley was this picture taken in? Could she find a shitter place to pose?

http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/lindsay_lohan_hooker.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

What alley was this picture taken in? Could she find a shitter place to pose?

http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/lindsay_lohan_hooker.jpg


She probably just got done sucking dick for two rocks.

[LiddyRules]

That's the hottest shot of Lohan I've seen in years.

[RadioMercenary]

What alley was this picture taken in? Could she find a shitter place to pose?

http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/lindsay_lohan_hooker.jpg

i love the lindsay, its nice to see that she gained some weight back

[LiddyRules]

That is seriously a fear of mine, if the "**** Only Abortion" rule passes all the guys unfairly accused of **** since all you need is for a chick to cry and the jury will just eat it up.

[askewcore]

i love the lindsay, its nice to see that she gained some weight back


Wow, I didnt even recognize her.

"Bill Clinton would still just be known as a sexual predator." Ron is king.

[LiddyRules]

I know this is a bad thing to say on wackbag but I really don't think building up the military was that big an issue until we decided to go to war with everyone who looked at us funny. I'm not against improving the military but I never thought it should be the biggest thing we should concentrate on. Until now when it's absolutely necessary.

[ChimneyFish]

"Spread Democracy."


Good luck, bro.







What a load of shit.

[savethewave]

I love that Mate 1 Dating uses Porn Actress Crissy Moran in their ads:

http://b.casalemedia.com/V2/50763/66052/649.jpeg

[savethewave]

"Spread Democracy."


Good luck, bro.


What a load of shit.


His childlike naivete' was refreshing, huh?

[RadioMercenary]

I love that Mate 1 Dating uses Porn Actress Crissy Moran in their ads:

http://b.casalemedia.com/V2/50763/66052/649.jpeg

of course because if you use the site, you can go out with her

[ChimneyFish]

His childlike naivete' was refreshing, huh?


[Back from a smoke break]




What a maroon.

I'm so tired of the excuses for this pile of garbage this administration has gotten our soldiers in.

[Chester'sLiver]

Oh ok He meant "Walk the Line" he said "Ring of Fire"

[savethewave]

What a maroon.

I'm so tired of the excuses for this pile of garbage this administration has gotten our soldiers in.

I have heard and read interviews with troops over there, and again and again, they talk about the lack of clear objectives, the apparent non-strategic planning of those at the top, and above all, how they wish they could be unleashed to do their jobs.

[LiddyRules]

Snakes on a Plane!!!

I liked Phoenix and Witherspoon in it.

[savethewave]

There was a movie in the 1970's called "Fer De Lance" about a bunch of poisonous snakes (the title creatures) which were released on a submarine.

[Chester'sLiver]

The sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was a book I think.

[Chester'sLiver]

That was a great movie. Love Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

[LiddyRules]

I have heard and read interviews with troops over there, and again and again, they talk about the lack of clear objectives, the apparent non-strategic planning of those at the top, and above all, how they wish they could be unleashed to do their jobs. Moron. Here's how it goes. We only hear what the liberal media wants us to hear. The liberal media which is so clearly liberal in their agenda only prints negative comments from the soldiers whom they, in turn, hate.

That being said, the only reason soldiers FEEL that way is because of said liberal media and their evil anti-American reporting. The soldiers, over in Iraq seeing this, are actually all completely pro-war and pro-Bush. Then they watch CNN and their entire world is completely shattered because of the pro-terrorist lies spouted Anderson Cooper.

How's does that truth fit Savethewave?

[savethewave]

Divne Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood--VERY embarrasing to say, I'm sure.

[freak8]

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Chester'sLiver]

I liked Swinfan too. The chick is really hot.

[LiddyRules]

Erika Christensen or Shiri Appleby?

[Chester'sLiver]

Erika Christensen or Shiri Appleby?
Yes.:icon_bigg

I was saying Erika, but Shiri was hot too.

[Jigzaw]

How about the 80's classic 'Hunk' starring Hunk Golden what a steaming pile of horse shit that was

[Redding]

Priscilla queen of the desert

[LiddyRules]

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Down a Mountain
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. (Get it, Full Throttle, since it's so sexy that movie.)
Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde

[freak8]

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

[savethewave]

Moron. Here's how it goes. We only hear what the liberal media wants us to hear. The liberal media which is so clearly liberal in their agenda only prints negative comments from the soldiers whom they, in turn, hate.

That being said, the only reason soldiers FEEL that way is because of said liberal media and their evil anti-American reporting. The soldiers, over in Iraq seeing this, are actually all completely pro-war and pro-Bush. Then they watch CNN and their entire world is completely shattered because of the pro-terrorist lies spouted Anderson Cooper.

How's does that truth fit Savethewave?

You give me entirely too much credit. I do not care.

I stopped caring after GWB was voted to a second term, no one else could field a valid candidate to beat him, and that our leader was chosen by rubes who put more preparation into their "Hi Mom!" sign for the Today Show than in who would be the leader of the most powerful nation on Earth.

At that point, I stopped really caring, and realized that we as a people deserve what we get.

[Chester'sLiver]

how bout "Throw momma form the train"

[freak8]

i like
dont tell mom

[Chester'sLiver]

i like
dont tell mom
Me too, I like some of the movies they are thorwing out they just have bad titles.

[joefrombklyn]

hey mikeyboy, can u post on the net ,or send me the link of when ron was talking about the vetenarian?

[IDidItAll]

How about the 80's classic 'Hunk' starring Hunk Golden what a steaming pile of horse shit that was

I just fell off my chair (I swear!)

I remember watching this on USA late night many years ago. Wasn't it a Troma film where a nerdy guy was exposed to some toxic sun rays and became Hunk??

[silentbob8201]

the Goonies while a fave of mine what an awful title

[savethewave]

"Dying Young" shitty title, fake, emotionally draining shitty movie.

[Chester'sLiver]

the Goonies while a fave of mine what an awful title
But they were the Goonies...:icon_conf

[savethewave]

I just fell off my chair (I swear!)

I remember watching this on USA late night many years ago. Wasn't it a Troma film where a nerdy guy was exposed to some toxic sun rays and became Hunk??


It was the geeky guy who played Dr. Don Blake in that cheesy made for TV version of "The Mighty Thor."

[LiddyRules]

I remember Telephone Line from Billy Madison when Steve Buscemi is putting on lipstick. I still think Billy Madison is one of the genuine, balls ot, flat out funniest movies in recent years.

[freak8]

The Legend of Nig ger Charley

[Chester'sLiver]

There is a third I still know movie coming out.

[savethewave]

"Ssssssssss" (spelling) the snake movie with Strother Martin from the 70's.

"I (Heart) Huckabees"

"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies"

[LiddyRules]

I thought the Third one was a rumor. I know there is a Third Bourne movie coming out.

"I (Heart) Huckabees" - I like the title

"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies"- I think MST3K movies shouldn't count. If they do, the list would be stacked. Parts: The Clonus Horror? I mean, come on.

[Chester'sLiver]

I thought the Third one was a rumor. I know there is a Third Bourne movie coming out.

"I (Heart) Huckabees" - I like the title

"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies"- I think MST3K movies shouldn't count. If they do, the list would be stacked. Parts: The Clonus Horror? I mean, come on.
I read it somehwere but I can't remember where.

[LiddyRules]

Santa Claus V. Martians- also an MST movie.

[IDidItAll]

I got one. Remember the Richard Pryor flick, "JoJo Dancer Your Life is Calling."

Just awful.

[savethewave]

I got one. Remember the richard Pryor flick, "JoJo Dancer Your Life is Calling."

Just awful.

Cool soundtrack album, though. I have it.

[Redding]

I bring nothing to the table

[Jigzaw]

I just fell off my chair (I swear!)

I remember watching this on USA late night many years ago. Wasn't it a Troma film where a nerdy guy was exposed to some toxic sun rays and became Hunk??
Yup my girlfriend and her friends were having a movie party a couple of weekends ago and when I walked in they were watching it I did fall off my perverbial chair

[savethewave]

I bring nothing to the table

A picture of his imagination:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/savethewave/desert.jpg

[freak8]

i got another bad title

ron and fez did bits about
and fez dressed up like for one of the halloweens


KPAX :)

[ihaveabadmonkey]

poker, Fezzie likes poke him. get it

insert crash here

[Redding]

I gotta know when they are having that Poker tournament i love playing and nothing would be better then sitting at a table and smoking a cigar with the great Ron Bennington

[RadioMercenary]

bonds is a creep and i hope he has a career ending injury at 713

[ChimneyFish]

I think I'll give up sobriety for Lent.

[IDidItAll]

I'm giving up menage a' trois for Lent.

[savethewave]

Could this mumbler calling about Stern please NOT sound like he is eating pudding when he calls?

[Chester'sLiver]

What is this English guy trying to do?

[RadioMercenary]

first off, maybe i missed something, but why is this guy talking about howard?

second, i dont know what i'm going to give up, but i do know what i'm not going to give up, cigarettes, XM programming and this site for starters

[ChimneyFish]

I'm giving up menage a' trois for Lent.


Nice.


Guess I'll give up clean lungs, also.

[savethewave]

Nice.


Guess I'll give up clean lungs, also.

I'm giving up decency and Vanilla sex.

In a moment of delicious irony, I am making the Ash Wednesday dinner for my Very Catholic family.

[ChimneyFish]

Random hot pic alert!!!!



http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/3461/christinaaguilera45rm.jpg
I've gotta lick that asshole!!!!

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/6351/christinaaguilera030ci.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Yankee Bean, Yankee Bean, I love my Yankee Beans.

[RadioMercenary]

christina aguilera at her best in my opinion

[LiddyRules]

I'm giving up self confidence for Lent.

I hated Tootsie. I don't know how that made the AFI 2nd Greatest Comedy of All Time.

Oh and Ronnie, I'm not rich. I can send you my number, address and arrange an acceptable meet up point.

[savethewave]

In DC, the Capitol cafeteria serves a Yankee bean soup every day, and it is delicious.

Soup is one of my favorite things to eat, and I make and eat it year round.

[LiddyRules]

In DC, the Capitol cafeteria serves a Yankee bean soup every day, and it is delicious.

Soup is one of my favorite things to eat, and I make and eat it year round. Can you recommend good soups to buy from like the grocery store? I want more than just fucking Campbells bullshit, I want real soup.

[savethewave]

For Lent, I am seriously thinking about not reading anything at all, and watching TV for 5-6 hours a day, as a sort of Morgan Spurlock "30 Days" thing, to see what happens to my writing.

[LiddyRules]

I totally forgot about Murder at the Super Bowl. That was years ago, I remember when Ronnie was discussing it.

[LiddyRules]

It's over? And no cum ESD already sounds different. I can't wait to see how it plays out.

[RadioMercenary]

<angry typing guy> why is the show ending at 1:51, theres still 9 minutes! the show was better on WNEW </angry typing guy>

[ChimneyFish]

For Lent, I am seriously thinking about not reading anything at all, and watching TV for 5-6 hours a day, as a sort of Morgan Spurlock "30 Days" thing, to see what happens to my writing.


Good luck finding anything watchable.
I rarely watch tv anymore.
Just not worth it.


SeeYa, buddays!!!!

[Redding]

Im scared, schitzobill just sent me a friend request on myspace...how did he find me ahha

[savethewave]

Can you recommend good soups to buy from like the grocery store? I want more than just fucking Campbells bullshit, I want real soup.

The Campbells Selects that John Lithgow shills on TV are all rather good.

The Knorr soup bases, stocks, and mixes are all rather good.

The Bookbinder's soups are quite tasty, if you like seafood-based soups.

Doxsee sells clam juice, but they also make a decent New England clam chowder.

There is a brand of soup on the market (the name escapes me) that sells "US Senate Yankee Bean Soup" but I have never tried it.

There are several Progresso soups that aren't bad. The macaroni and bean and lentil are tasty.

Finally, there are a bunch of organic soups in boxes, not cans, that are close to homemade in taste.

[savethewave]

Good luck finding anything watchable.
I rarely watch tv anymore.
Just not worth it.


SeeYa, buddays!!!!


Bye.

I stopped watching TV almost entirely in 1999. I am going to perhaps try to watch regular, network programming (I have no idea what is on), and see if anything is bearable.