Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 115 3-09-06

[Chester'sLiver]

In ohnor of better days gone by:

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Britney-Spears-Angry-For-Not-Being-On-The-Cover-Of-Interview-With-Sexy-Pictures-2.jpg

Helllo Buddaayyss.

[Redding]

Ahhhh memories.....remember opie saying she wouldnt spring back

[silentbob8201]

yeah i saw a pic of her topless with Beads covering her breasteseses berely just 10secs ago looking for the pic Ope was talking about
fucking eh

[Chester'sLiver]

Ahhhh memories.....remember opie saying she wouldnt spring back
I think a lot of us said that, I know I did. Its a damn shame too.

[Redding]

I think a lot of us said that, I know I did. Its a damn shame too.


lets just hope she realizes that her career is over

[LiddyRules]

And in honor of the future

http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/american_idol_2006/final24_katharine.jpg

[Redding]

And in honor of the future

http://cache.viewimages.com/comp/56883658.jpg


i guess we will never know what the future holds

[Chester'sLiver]

And in honor of the future

http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/american_idol_2006/final24_katharine.jpg
Ya know what I like about her, she has like the perfect body to me. It is thick, no where near fat and no were near skinny either. She is very sexy.

[Redding]

who is that?

[Chester'sLiver]

who is that?
Kathrine McPhee from American Idol.

[LiddyRules]

Katharine McPhee, a new American Idol contestant who I find absolutely amazing. I was so shocked when people were talking about how that generic, whorish looking Maxim broad was the hot contestant. Something about Katharine just amazes me. She also has a really beautiful face and there's also something about her eyes.

[Arch Stanton]

Buddies, how do?

[Junx69]

Mahabone buddays

[Junx69]

11:12AM, first Defranco play. Write it on a rock.

[Arch Stanton]

Mahabone buddays
Maha brother

[ChimneyFish]

Buddays!!!!



"slant eyed italians" - good one Fezzy

[Chester'sLiver]

James Naismith not Maismith ESD you fucking tool!

[LiddyRules]

Thank you Ron for saying that Pam Anderson doesn't look good. I really don't know why people still say she's attractive. She looos like an old, horrible, horrible mess to me.

And yes, Canada kicks ass at sketch comedy.

[ChimneyFish]

Pam Anderson has been over since the Hep. At least in my opinion.
Fake tits make me sad.

[Chester'sLiver]

Thank you Ron for saying that Pam Anderson doesn't look good. I really don't know why people still say she's attractive. She looos like an old, horrible, horrible mess to me.

And yes, Canada kicks ass at sketch comedy.
Now yes, She use to be way hot. like in 1995

[Barely Legal]

Morning from Canada! :icon_cool

[ChimneyFish]

Morning, my friend. Hows the weather up there????
As winter slowly goes away here, I long for more snow.
God, how I hate summer.

[Arch Stanton]

Now yes, She use to be way hot. like in 1995
I saw a pic before the implants.....perfection. SHe ruined it

[RadioMercenary]

buddays

that said how about that world baseball classic, thats crazy

[Junx69]

Ok, i guess i get to be loan sick fuck posting here. Pam Anderson, still awesome, especially with the fake tits. There's something sexy about women who look built in a lab. She's like a walking cartoon, which is fucking HOT. I see a woman like that and know that she is just a toy there for my pleasure. Not that i'd ever get a chance to play with that toy but still, i think you catch my drift.

For a good example, do a quick search for Donita Dunes.

[Redding]

no one wins with AROD

[LiddyRules]

During the Roast, I saw a clip of her on ToolTime. She looked great there. Now she just looks so horrible. It's not just her tits, it's her face too. She just squicks me out.

[Barely Legal]

Morning, my friend. Hows the weather up there????
As winter slowly goes away here, I long for more snow.
God, how I hate summer.
Never snows up in Vancouver anymore. It used to. But not anymore. We're blaming it on global warming.

[burmart]

buddays

that said how about that world baseball classic, thats crazy


You know, the WBC has been fucking awesome so far. I just can't understand how people can not like this thing. That Panama/Cuba game yesterday was AWESOME! And it's the first time in my life I've ever rooted for Derek Jeter and A-Rod.

[Arch Stanton]

Radio shark dealt with

[Redding]

did fez just say kevin stockton?


john stockton maybe?

[RadioMercenary]

You know, the WBC has been fucking awesome so far. I just can't understand how people can not like this thing. That Panama/Cuba game yesterday was AWESOME! And it's the first time in my life I've ever rooted for Derek Jeter and A-Rod.

well most reasoning is because all the fans have their stars playing on these teams and they dont want them to get hurt and fuck their teams season up. i dont know what team you like, but say your a mets fan, and carlos beltran comes up limp in the OF or is hit by a pitch in the hand, and he cant play for a few months, thats the main issue.

but i've been following it, though i didn't watch a game yet

[burmart]

well most reasoning is because all the fans have their stars playing on these teams and they dont want them to get hurt and fuck their teams season up. i dont know what team you like, but say your a mets fan, and carlos beltran comes up limp in the OF or is hit by a pitch in the hand, and he cant play for a few months, thats the main issue.

but i've been following it, though i didn't watch a game yet


You don't have to tell me about having your important players going to the WBC. I'm an Orioles fan (yeah, I know, we suck). 4 of our 5 starters are playing in the WBC. I'm still fine with em playing there. And I'm especially excited that hot young prospects Adam Loewen shut down that US lineup yesterday. The only bright spot in my day.

[LiddyRules]

There might be life on other planets, press conferences announced for today.

NASA's Cassini spacecraft may have found evidence of liquid water reservoirs that erupt in Yellowstone-like geysers on Saturn's moon Enceladus. The rare occurrence of liquid water so near the surface raises many new questions about the mysterious moon.

"We realize that this is a radical conclusion - that we may have evidence for liquid water within a body so small and so cold," said Carolyn Porco, Cassini imaging team leader at the Space Science Institute, Boulder, Colo. "However, if we are right, we have significantly broadened the diversity of solar system environments where we might possibly have conditions suitable for living organisms."

(Sorry, I don't care about sports people.)

[ChimneyFish]

Never snows up in Vancouver anymore. It used to. But not anymore. We're blaming it on global warming.


Well, you were my last hope. Looks like I'll be moving to Russia.

[Junx69]

I wish the NFL would entertain some type of idea along the lines of the WBC. Maybe even as something as cheesy as the NFL champs against CFL or EFL champs. The laugh factor for those games would be insane.

[ChimneyFish]

I was at the Sixers gome on Fiday.
Home of this generations' James worthy, Allen Iverson.

[LiddyRules]

Well, you were my last hope. Looks like I'll be moving to Russia. Well they say it never rains in Southern California

[savethewave]

There might be life on other planets, press conferences announced for today.



(Sorry, I don't care about sports people.)


I really don't either. Liquid water is the key for carbon and silicon-based life. Where is this story from?

[savethewave]

Well they say it never rains in Southern California

But it pours, man, it pours.

[Redding]

Nash really did help change wrestling

miss super shredder TMNT 2 kevin nash

[ChimneyFish]

Well they say it never rains in Southern California


I like the rain.
Seattle seems like a happy, good-timey place to me.

[Barely Legal]

Anyone catch Steve Nash pounding back the 32 oz beers during the Canada/USA game last night? HE was swilling everytime the camera was on him. Now THAT'S a proud Canadian.

[LiddyRules]

I really don't either. Liquid water is the key for carbon and silicon-based life. Where is this story from? Drudge Report (http://www.drudgereport.com) from his front page

Orlando Channel 13: 'Big NASA Announcement Set For Today'... // 'NASA is planning to make a huge announcement today, about possible life in our own solar system'...

**EXCLUSIVE** PLANNED PRESS RELEASE: NASA'S CASSINI DISCOVERS POTENTIAL LIQUID WATER ON ENCELADUS...

[Junx69]

Nash really did help change wrestling

miss super shredder TMNT 2 kevin nash

Yeah, i do too. He was the best.

[ChimneyFish]

Liquid water is the key for carbon and silicon-based life. Where is this story from?


I'll play the dummy here.
Is there actual silicon based life, or is that just a theory????

[LiddyRules]

I'll play the dummy here.
Is there actual silicon based life, or is that just a theory???? Just a theory. It's just that they found geysers of liquid water. It might not be that big a deal but it got a Drudge Report alert.

And I don't care about sports so I have to make my own fun.

[LiddyRules]

I'd hate being a waiter. I'm glad I never had to do that.

[savethewave]

I'll play the dummy here.
Is there actual silicon based life, or is that just a theory????

Right here on Earth, we have bacteria that are silicon-based, and there are some animals which live near volcanic vents on the ocean floor that are carbon/silicon based.

[ChimneyFish]

Just a theory. It's just that they found geysers of liquid water. It might not be that big a deal but it got a Drudge Report alert.

And I don't care about sports so I have to make my own fun.



Football's the only sport I care about.
I would try to find a hot pic, but I'm expieriencing brain freeze.

[savethewave]

Drudge Report (http://www.drudgereport.com) from his front page

Thank you. These are the things that interest me.

[LiddyRules]

Thank you. These are the things that interest me. I do what I can.

The Shield, Nip/Tuck, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Rescue Me are amazing shows. FX does provide good entertainment. But I didn't watch Black/White.

[ChimneyFish]

Right here on Earth, we have bacteria that are silicon-based, and there are some animals which live near volcanic vents on the ocean floor that are carbon/silicon based.


I would figure there had to be some sort of example on this planet.

The ocean is quite the amazing place.

[Redding]

the guy thats complaining about ESD going back to the same bit, keeps going back to ESD having knee pads

[burmart]

Just a theory. It's just that they found geysers of liquid water. It might not be that big a deal but it got a Drudge Report alert.

And I don't care about sports so I have to make my own fun.

Never trust a Drudge Alert. Remember the John Kerry intern affair garbage? Or when he alerted those ridiculous photos of John Kerry in that stupid nasa outfit?

[Chester'sLiver]

I totally agree with the caller.

[LiddyRules]

Never trust a Drudge Alert. Remember the John Kerry intern affair garbage? Or when he alerted those ridiculous photos of John Kerry in that stupid nasa outfit? That's different. Those were personal attacks. I don't really know who is being hurt by informing people about this information unless Matt has something against those motherfuckers on Triton.

And come on, those Kerry NASA pics were hysterical.

[Chester'sLiver]

God I hate ESD. He is he absolute worse.

[ChimneyFish]

That's different. Those were personal attacks. I don't really know who is being hurt by informing people about this information unless Matt has something against those motherfuckers on Triton.




I know I do.
Thieves and liars they are.

[savethewave]

I would figure there had to be some sort of example on this planet.

The ocean is quite the amazing place.

We know more about the Moon than we do the floors of our own oceans.

I think all the time about and draw pictures of what intelligent lifeforms would look like if, say, they breathed methane or chlorine gas, had copper in their blood instead of iron, and if they were silicon rather than carbon based.

I wonder how these differences would affect their technology, the form their bodies would take, and how gravity differences would affect their physiology.

[Arch Stanton]

ESD. That's a reach thinking you have 7 fans

[LiddyRules]

Under the sea
Under the sea
There'd be no accusations
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea

Miss Harry.

[Chester'sLiver]

It wouldn't bother me if ESD wasn't a douche that adds nothing to the show.

[ChimneyFish]

We know more about the Moon than we do the floors of our own oceans.

I think all the time about and draw pictures of what intelligent lifeforms would look like if, say, they breathed methane or chlorine gas, had copper in their blood instead of iron, and if they were silicon rather than carbon based.

I wonder how these differences would affect their technology, the form their bodies would take, and how gravity differences would affect their physiology.


That is a very interesting subject.
I always like to see peoples ideas of what other life may look like.



I don't understand why there isn't more exploration to the ocean floor.

[Chester'sLiver]

SO we are stuck with ESD. He is god awful.

[LiddyRules]

I don't understand why there isn't more exploration to the ocean floor.

http://www.otmfan.com/graphics/lyric/aquaman.gif
http://www.cartonionline.com/gif/FUMETTI/marvel/sub-mariner/Namor.jpeg

Some people you just don't want to piss off. I think ESD will be gone eventually.

[Chester'sLiver]

is this thing they are talking about ?
http://www.divetrip.com/kungkungan/squat02.jpg

And this song just reminds me of Family Guy.

[Chester'sLiver]

or is this it?

http://animalpicturesarchive.com/ArchOLD/1086290102.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

http://www.otmfan.com/graphics/lyric/aquaman.gif
http://www.cartonionline.com/gif/FUMETTI/marvel/sub-mariner/Namor.jpeg

Some people you just don't want to piss off.



I didn't even think about that.
Damn you, Aquaman, damn yoooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!

[savethewave]

That is a very interesting subject.
I always like to see peoples ideas of what other life may look like.



I don't understand why there isn't more exploration to the ocean floor.

A guy named Wayne Douglas Barlowe did the art for these books:

Barlowe's Guide to Exraterrestrials

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0894803247/sr=8-4/qid=1141924320/ref=sr_1_4/103-5707893-2123866?%5Fencoding=UTF8

Expedition : Being and Account in Words and Artwork of the 2358 A.D. Voyage to Darwin IV (Paperback)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0894806297/sr=8-3/qid=1141924320/ref=pd_bbs_3/103-5707893-2123866?%5Fencoding=UTF8


and several others.

[ChimneyFish]

Expedition : Being and Account in Words and Artwork of the 2358 A.D. Voyage to Darwin IV (Paperback)




Thanks savethewave.


Didn't Discovery do a show on this????

[savethewave]

Thanks savethewave.


Didn't Discovery do a show on this????


I don't know. I really enjoyed the book, even though Barlow is a better artist than he is writer.

[ChimneyFish]

I don't know. I really enjoyed the book, even though Barlow is a better artist than he is writer.


I'm almost positive they did.
I remember the term Darwin IV.
It was a pretty interesting show, if I remember right.

[LiddyRules]

I'd sleep in a tent with Tom Cruise. Although near the end I might have to go "Jeeb-jeeb-jeeb"

[savethewave]

I'm almost positive they did.
I remember the term Darwin IV.
It was a pretty interesting show, if I remember right.

If the animals used sonar instead of sight, and they shot out a tongue to eat instead of biting, it was probably it.


What was the title?

[Chester'sLiver]

John Travolta hooked to E-Meter
http://www.xenu.net/archive/celebrities/travolta.jpg

[LiddyRules]

The commercial for next week's episode of South Park last night was "Trapped in the Closet," the scientology episode. "Oh geez, I'm holding an e-meter"

[Chester'sLiver]

Priscilla Presley:
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/presley.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

If the animals used sonar instead of sight, and they shot out a tongue to eat instead of biting, it was probably it.


What was the title?


I can't remember off the top of my head.
It can't be more than a year old, I don't think.


The sonar instead of sight definetly sounds familiar.


I remember one animal in particular that would glide from tree to tree, and spear its' prey on this pointy appendage on the front of its' head.

[LiddyRules]

Kirstie Alley is a pieintologist.

[savethewave]

I can't remember off the top of my head.
It can't be more than a year old, I don't think.


The sonar instead of sight definetly sounds familiar.


I remember one animal in particular that would glide from tree to tree, and spear its' prey on this pointy appendage on the front of its' head.

I found the entry on Wikpedia. It was called "alien planet"

[ChimneyFish]

I found the entry on Wikpedia. It was called "alien planet"


Sounds about right.


Was it based on his work????

[LiddyRules]

The two tards in The Other Sister are Scientologists. Think about it.

[Chester'sLiver]

Here is the list for you guys.
http://www.adherents.com/largecom/fam_scientologist.html

[LiddyRules]

Here is the list for you guys.
http://www.adherents.com/largecom/fam_scientologist.html
Logan Echolls is a Scientologist?!?

Didn't know about Erika Christensen either. I'd still bang her.

[ChimneyFish]

Charles Manson????
Is that for real????
:icon_eek:

[savethewave]

Sounds about right.


Was it based on his work????

The whole show came directly from his book.

There is also a series called "The Future is Wild" that is evolution on Earth 100 and 200 million years in the future.

[ChimneyFish]

The whole show came directly from his book.

There is also a series called "The Future is Wild" that is evolution on Earth 100 and 200 million years in the future.



That's what I figured.






On Discovery????

[ChimneyFish]

Before I forget, I wanted tell any new Ron & Fez listeners(since being on XM), to go check out this clip on the file library over at .net.
Right now it's on page 35.
It's titled "Fez' birthday, "That's What Makes Me Fez", the return of the Nature Boy".


I listened to it last night, and was crying I was laughing so hard.
A drunken Fez, and one of the only times I've actually heard Ronny lose it, and not be able to talk because he was laughing so hard.


Good times.

[Chester'sLiver]

Who is this in studio?

[APortablePhone]

I'm a big Wim Wenders fan, even if he hasn't made a good movie in twenty years.

[mikek]

either really mellow or st0ned

[GoatAss]

I'm sorry this guy is really boring. Gonna change the channel for a while. Time for some Squizz

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm sorry this guy is really boring. Gonna change the channel for a while. Time for some Squizz
I hear ya, I am literally falling asleep at my desk. Im not trying to be harsh either I just caught myself twice.

[ChimneyFish]

I'm guessing Fezzy either doesn't know a lot about this guy, or isn't a big fan.
He's just disappeared.

[mikek]

this looks like a job for "How Many 9 Year Olds Can You Beat Up"

;)

[APortablePhone]

I'm guessing Fezzy either doesn't know a lot about this guy, or isn't a big fan.

Unless he starts to direct comic book movies, Fez will have no idea who he is.

[mikek]

Ramone!!!!!!!

[APortablePhone]

Ramone!!!!!!!

Shhh, the smart people are talking.

[ChimneyFish]

Unless he starts to direct comic book movies, Fez will have no idea who he is.


Good point. I didn't really think about that.

Haven't seen you in here in awhile.

[silentbob8201]

Tim Roth? i thought he fell off the face of the earth after Planet of the Apes

[APortablePhone]

Haven't seen you in here in awhile.

And I haven't jumped on any other ship either.

Oddly enough I find the more I avoid message boards the more I enjoy radio shows. Strange how that works.

Of course PalTalk is just as bad, but I only use that to listen to O&A during breaks.

[freak8]

another boring guest

im out

[ChimneyFish]

And I haven't jumped on any other ship either.

Oddly enough I find the more I avoid message boards the more I enjoy radio shows. Strange how that works.

Of course PalTalk is just as bad, but I only use that to listen to O&A during breaks.



I gotcha.


Just haven't had a Google homework assignment in some time.

[LiddyRules]

It's not the most exciting interview but it's retarded to Ramon him just because he's a smart guest. Personally, I used the interview time to masturbate while FOX News was on in the background. Fuck Wim Wenders and his alliterative name.

Poor Tim Roth though, he is a great actor but I haven't seen him in ages.

[savethewave]

That's what I figured.






On Discovery????


They aired The Future is Wild in 2003, I think, and Alien Planet in 2005.

[ChimneyFish]

They aired The Future is Wild in 2003, I think, and Alien Planet in 2005.



I wonder if I can get that on DVD.
Probably.

[APortablePhone]

It's not the most exciting interview but it's retarded to Ramon him just because he's a smart guest.

Dude, he's not fucking funny, he's not American, and he's talking about movies I've never seen....

RAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE

up top motherfucker!

And this is one of the many reasons I'll show up on the message board with four posts in two or three weeks.

[LiddyRules]

And Fez never says anything during interviews, he alway sits there uncomfortably. The smarter, more artistic the guest is, the quieter he is. That's why he was able to talk during Hamill on Trial.

Dude, he's not fucking funny, he's not American, and he's talking about movies I've never seen.... Shit man, he should have been reamed harder. I might even accuse him of being a terrorist but I need to wait until more facts are in.

[mikek]

Maybe it's just me, but Wim sounded *just* like the chicken fucker.

[ChimneyFish]

I'm loving Ronnys' impression.

[ChimneyFish]

Three letters, my friend.
I.U.D.
A beautiful, beautiful thing.

[LiddyRules]

In a couple of years when I'm more financially stable, I'm getting a vasectomy.

Actually, is a vasectomy covered by medical?

[ChimneyFish]

In a couple of years when I'm more financially stable, I'm getting a vasectomy.

Actually, is a vasectomy covered by medical?


I would imagine not.



I've actually thought about this, also.
I really have no love in my black heart for a child.





And I'm completely irresponsible.

[LiddyRules]

I'm selfish and it's hard for me to care about other people. I can handle one person, around my age, who can keep up with me. But a baby just seems too much. I can't imagine teaching a child how to read. I also don't like children. I find them annoying and needy. Also, I don't like the idea of being tied down (well in a manner of speaking), if I have a chick, she can handle herself, a child is stuck with you for eternity. I don't want to breed; my DNA doesn't deserve to spread. I like money, I'm not going to lie.

So I don't see the problem with getting my tubes tied.

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm selfish and it's hard for me to care about other people. I can handle one person, around my age, who can keep up with me. But a baby just seems too much. I can't imagine teaching a child how to read. I also don't like children. I find them annoying and needy. Also, I don't like the idea of being tied down (well in a manner of speaking), if I have a chick, she can handle herself, a child is stuck with you for eternity. I don't want to breed; my DNA doesn't deserve to spread. I like money, I'm not going to lie.

So I don't see the problem with getting my tubes tied.
Your a chick?

I am actually the opposite. I will have kids when I am finacially able to support them.

[mikek]

Actually, is a vasectomy covered by medical?

Some plans cover it. It was free back in my military days, e.g.

Makes sense, if you think about it. Much cheaper than covering pregnancy, delivery, and kids' health.

[mikek]

I'm selfish and it's hard for me to care about other people. I can handle one person, around my age, who can keep up with me. But a baby just seems too much. I can't imagine teaching a child how to read. I also don't like children. I find them annoying and needy. Also, I don't like the idea of being tied down (well in a manner of speaking), if I have a chick, she can handle herself, a child is stuck with you for eternity. I don't want to breed; my DNA doesn't deserve to spread. I like money, I'm not going to lie.

OMG- LiddyRules is Anthony!

[LiddyRules]

When I'm financially about to support a child, I'm buying a sensory deprivation machine.

[ChimneyFish]

Wow.
Today went fast.


SeeYa, Buddays!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

wow show is over already? I zoned I thinik for like an hour. C-Ya

[Barely Legal]

Never snows up in Vancouver anymore. It used to. But not anymore. We're blaming it on global warming.
Of course on the day I write this is the day we get a dump of snow in Vancouver. Fuck.