Raw 3/13

[Kyle]

Last RAW before Saturday Night’s Main Event
March 13, 2006


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This Monday on RAW, John Cena and Triple H make it official when they sign on the dotted line at the WrestleMania 22 contract signing. With just days remaining before they are forced to co-exist as teammates at Saturday Night's Main Event, will this naturally combustible situation explode?

Also scheduled for Monday night on RAW, two of the WrestleMania 22 Money in the Bank Ladder Match participants square off when Shelton Benjamin defends his Intercontinental Championship against Rob Van Dam. Will Shelton walk in to WrestleMania with his Intercontinental Championship? Or will RVD find a way to come out on top Monday night? Watch RAW to find out.

Watch RAW on Monday (9/8 CT; USA) for this and much more.


Gee...think there will be some shenanigans during that contract signing:icon_roll

Shelton vs. RVD should be awesome for the IC title, though. I hope they downplay the inevitable Big Momma interference and just let these guys go for a while, but I should know better by now.

[ratedRsuperstar]

shelton is a great athlete but the momma angle is NOT giving him a push. he was doing well before thea vidalle joined him. if rvd is performing at 100% tonight then that match could be very good, until the one who knits interferes

[Chester'sLiver]

I hope RVD gets the title. It would give some heat goign into the title match at WM. I bet RIc Flair interfers in this match, wether he helps RVD win or costs him the match IDK. It would help along the ladde match.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha...the one who knits...that's fantastic :clap: :clap:

I dislike "contract signings," the same thing happens every single time
I hope RVD gets the title. It would give some heat going into the title match at WM. I bet Ric Flair interfers in this match, whether he helps RVD win or costs him the match IDK. It would help along the ladder match.I could take that...anything that generates heat for that match makes me happy. I'd love RVD with some gold, have him hang onto it forever (unless he's going to win the MITB and then go get the big one)

[Kugzilla]

RVD won't get the title now-he'll be screwed out of it and get another shot-maybe at SNME.

[commish13]

They've been advertising RVD vs. Shelton for the IC Title at BackLash locally in Kentucky (or whereever the show is).

Oh, uh... SPOILERS

[Baby Evil]

Hopefully that is Stephanie's abortion doctor.

[ratedRsuperstar]

Hopefully that is Stephanie's abortion doctor.

paging dr. marten

[Baby Evil]

Shawn Michaels is in violation of the WWE drug policy...I bet this isn't the first time that The McMahon's have given drugs to a wrestler.

[ratedRsuperstar]

i'm hoping he fills the cup then splashes vince.

[ratedRsuperstar]

even better if he pulls a multiple miggs and tosses jiz in his face

[ratedRsuperstar]

that's big ass specimen cup. it's must be the ben sparks model

[Baby Evil]

Although that was the greatest anti-drug statement of all time.

[ratedRsuperstar]

i'm a ramblin idiot tonight but if this were the pre-jesus hbk i would hope he would look at the doc and say "my hands are cold, will you hold this for me?"

[Baby Evil]

that's big ass specimen cup. it's must be the ben sparks model

They would need a gallon jug.

[ratedRsuperstar]

Nice!

[ratedRsuperstar]

They would need a gallon jug.

55 gallon oil drum?

[Baby Evil]

Awesome...I hope that Shawn has AIDS

[Baby Evil]

55 gallon oil drum?

That could be part of the next 55 gallon drum challenge.

[ratedRsuperstar]

benchwarmers? eyuck! david spade does have an e-lo haircut in it though

[ratedRsuperstar]

Awesome...I hope that Shawn has AIDS

unfortunately AIDS cannot pass through urine unless it has a very large amount of blood in it and goes directly into an open wound. if it were easier than that lil jimmy would've been dead a long time ago

[ratedRsuperstar]

watchin the replay of the piss, shane had his mouth open. ol tinkle drinker

[ratedRsuperstar]

anyone have a link to the candice michelle playboy pics? i found some low quality scans but i need clear ones

[ratedRsuperstar]

5 says torrie interferes

[Baby Evil]

I want to see a women's wrestler with a finishing move called "The Clothes Hanger."

[ratedRsuperstar]

pay up suckas!

[Baby Evil]

Hoo Hoo X-Factor

[ratedRsuperstar]

I want to see a women's wrestler with a finishing move called "The Clothes Hanger."

or take out two opponents at the same time, "the susan smith"
or 5 "the yates"

[ratedRsuperstar]

or take out two opponents at the same time, "the susan smith"
or 5 "the yates"


or the ultimate finisher "the cunt punch"

[Baby Evil]

or take out two opponents at the same time, "the susan smith"
or 5 "the yates"

We could call it a chinese water torture match.

CAR CRASH

[Baby Evil]

That Larry the Cable Guy movie will be the worst film of all-time.

[Nimrod]

Hoo Hoo X-Factor

Candice used Jeff Jarrett's "Stroke" last week

[ratedRsuperstar]

HOW. THE. FUCK! DID LARRY THE FUCKIN CABLE GUY GET HIS OWN DAMN MOVIE! i live in the deep south and i can't stand that hack. every other vehicle down here has fuckin get-r-done on it. god i hate rednecks!!!!!!

[ratedRsuperstar]

We could call it a chinese water torture match.

CAR CRASH

you'd have to add "the laci" (pat from moonachie laugh)

[FAngel]

They should have paid for the Benny Hill music for this.

[ratedRsuperstar]

ATTENTION VIEWERS: racial sellout joing raw announce team.

oh shit! a foley smear ad! reminds me of the norton/burr election.

[Nimrod]

Why the fuck is cowboy troy doing commentary?

[ratedRsuperstar]

They should have paid for the Benny Hill music for this.

24 in commercial? you usually wait til the second hour to join us bored former wwe fans bro

[ratedRsuperstar]

Why the fuck is cowboy troy doing commentary?

promoting hick idol and being a disgrace to his family. RAMONE! BRING ME A LYNCH MOB!

[Nimrod]

24 in commercial? you usually wait til the second hour to join us bored former wwe fans bro

Former fans?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

or the ultimate finisher "the cunt punch"
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/3870/dhalsimpunch1zf.gif

so I take it I've missed a whole lot of nothing while I was having dinner?

[ratedRsuperstar]

Former fans?

speaking for myself and friends watching

[ratedRsuperstar]

well the peter gabriel song fit that flashback

[Jimmy's Dignity]

<quiver>...Maria's cleavage RULES

what's up with the 5 on her shirt? Is 5 the new 9?

[Baby Evil]

Nice product placement

[Baby Evil]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/3870/dhalsimpunch1zf.gif

so I take it I've missed a whole lot of nothing while I was having dinner?

Ya think.

[ratedRsuperstar]

obvious plot twist. mickie james attacked torrie because she helped trish.

stone cold at HOF ceremony. NICE

[ratedRsuperstar]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/3870/dhalsimpunch1zf.gif

so I take it I've missed a whole lot of nothing while I was having dinner?

SF2=more gooder

[ratedRsuperstar]

who is vern gagne? i've never heard of him until now

[Nimrod]

Contract signings suck a fat dick

[ratedRsuperstar]

motorhead gonna play again this year?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wasn't he the Mets 3rd baseman for a while?

nah, he was the guy who trained Hogan I think.

good call on the obvious plot twist...you think they'd do more wrestling and less plot on a night like this...last Raw before SNME and in the heart of the Wrestlemania build-up

Cena's shirt....
Hustle
Loyalty
Respect
Please stop cheering for my opponents

[ratedRsuperstar]

wow! two racial sellouts in one night!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

how about 2 racial sellouts in the ring at the same time? :icon_eek:

[ratedRsuperstar]

the only women's match i would voluntarily watch would have to be the good ol "lick your opponents box until she squirts battle royal"

[Baby Evil]

Yes it is all a formality...Triple H has written the setup to win this six months ago.

[ratedRsuperstar]

how about 2 racial sellouts in the ring at the same time? :icon_eek:

are you kidding? triple h has done the white man proud

carcrash

[Baby Evil]

the only women's match i would voluntarily watch would have to be the good ol "lick your opponents box until she squirts battle royal"

I want the anal fisting battle royal.

[ratedRsuperstar]

Yes it is all a formality...Triple H has written the setup to win this six months ago.

by formality you mean timewaster.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

is it just me or would anyone else like to see Kane and Big Show turn heel? Evil Kane = more gooder Kane. Evil Big Show = gooder Show

Anything that beats up on Cena = bestest ever

[Baby Evil]

by formality you mean timewaster.

Of course.

[ratedRsuperstar]

um... yeah. wwe raw=dark matches for tna impact

[Baby Evil]

is it just me or would anyone else like to see Kane and Big Show turn heel? Evil Kane = more gooder Kane. Evil Big Show = gooder Show

Anything that beats up on Cena = bestest ever

While we are at it I want a Cena heel turn with him admitting to the murders of Biggie and Tupac.

[ratedRsuperstar]

is it just me or would anyone else like to see Kane and Big Show turn heel? Evil Kane = more gooder Kane. Evil Big Show = gooder Show

Anything that beats up on Cena = bestest ever

wishful thinking my friend. masked kane and wcw-era smoking-in-the-ring big show would be nice. i would enjoy cena if he were being ass***** by gangsta fag on film and at the end... snuff

[ratedRsuperstar]

While we are at it I want a Cena heel turn with him admitting to the murders of Biggie and Tupac.

myself as well as mr. cumia would enjoy cena if he turned heel and wore an SS uniform while goose stepping to the ring

[ratedRsuperstar]

the spirit squad are spokesmen for the AYDS diet supplement

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha, what would be better than an SS officer as a heel? Why not, we've already seen an Iraqi sympathizer, vampires, pimps, fags, and a camel-jockey terrorist

that Kenny has a nasty top rope leg drop

[ratedRsuperstar]

nice ddt there

[ratedRsuperstar]

hahaha, what would be better than an SS officer as a heel? Why not, we've already seen an Iraqi sympathizer, vampires, pimps, fags, and a camel-jockey terrorist

that Kenny has a nasty top rope leg drop

you forgot wigger

[ratedRsuperstar]

cmon van terminator!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

goddamnit...Shane O Mac is rippin off RVD

I love that move...but Styles should have sold it as the Van Terminator instead of just saying that Shane went coast-to-coast

as for forgetting the wigger...I do hope you were referring to Scotty 2 Hotty and Grand Master Sexaaaaay:puke:

[ratedRsuperstar]

OH HELL YES! not as good as an rvd but nice to watch. old school shane o mac

[ratedRsuperstar]

damn hbk is bleedin like flair

[Stormrider666]

Can somebody answer me this, When hell did Goldust return to the WWE?

[FAngel]

ol_bloody, good call on the 24 commercial. It was intense tonight and there was no way I was taking Raw over it.

I tuned in at about the time I saw Triple H's feet up on the desk. I wish Smackdown were on again right now.

[FAngel]

Pseudo-lesbian tag team on network TV...........what does it mean for YOUR children? Tune in at 11 to find out.

[ratedRsuperstar]

as for forgetting the wigger...I do hope you were referring to Scotty 2 Hotty and Grand Master Sexaaaaay:puke:

but of course

SCSA=ratings

[Jimmy's Dignity]

rapping Austin entrance music = fucking horrid
Beer drinking contest...hopefully that's worthwhile. I'm gonna be in Miami at a bachelor party instead...oh woe is me;)
JR calling SNME...sweet, perhaps Coach will die and get out of the booth

nice....RVD wearin a barbed wire singlet

[Mooseman]

Stone cold returns for SNME?? Wow I miht just have to watch it now

[ratedRsuperstar]

Pseudo-lesbian tag team on network TV...........what does it mean for YOUR children? Tune in at 11 to find out.

:clap: :clap: :haha7:
good one

[Baby Evil]

Can somebody answer me this, When hell did Goldust return to the WWE?

Royal Rumble

[ratedRsuperstar]

rapping Austin entrance music = fucking horrid

sounded like the rage wannabes that did the DX music
they could've at least went with the cut by either drowning pool or disturbed (i forgot who did it)

[ratedRsuperstar]

rapping Austin entrance music = fucking horrid
Beer drinking contest...hopefully that's worthwhile. I'm gonna be in Miami at a bachelor party instead...oh woe is me;)

DVR it

[ratedRsuperstar]

definatley going to see v for vendetta friday

[FAngel]

Maybe RVD put some "special" oxygen in Momma's tank.

[ratedRsuperstar]

i hope they end momma knitter's role by having her die on the operating table

[ratedRsuperstar]

this match could have a lot of potential

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"Hey Ric I'm sure you agree that that belt looks great around Shelton's waist"

"Coach, I"m from North Carolina. Only thing that'd look good is a noose around...well, you know"

[FAngel]

"Hey Ric I'm sure you agree that that belt looks great around Shelton's waist"

"Coach, I"m from North Carolina. Only thing that'd look good is a noose around...well, you know"


:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

I love Wackbag wrestling fans.

[ratedRsuperstar]

nice move then

[FAngel]

Anybody see History of Violence? I have it in Netflix, ready to hopefully ship tomorrow.

[ratedRsuperstar]

"Hey Ric I'm sure you agree that that belt looks great around Shelton's waist"

"Coach, I"m from North Carolina. Only thing that'd look good is a noose around...well, you know"

:rockon" best part is flair saying it about shelton... to the coach. bravo sir

[ratedRsuperstar]

Anybody see History of Violence? I have it in Netflix, ready to hopefully ship tomorrow.

haven't yet but buying it tomorrow. opie talked it up so much it's gotta be more gooder right?

[Baby Evil]

Anybody see History of Violence? I have it in Netflix, ready to hopefully ship tomorrow.

An unbelievable film...It should have been best picture.

[FAngel]

If RVD put on sunglasses and dyed his hair black, he could accuse Shane of ripping him off.

Tell 'em, Fonz!

[SteveSteele]

"Hey Ric I'm sure you agree that that belt looks great around Shelton's waist"

"Coach, I"m from North Carolina. Only thing that'd look good is a noose around...well, you know"

For a second, I thought that was real.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I should be getting it from Netflix too

I don't understand the whole, "I put my hand on the ropes" thing...how could that help you get the pin? I understand the "feet on the ropes" way, cause that would put more leverage on the pin...

[ratedRsuperstar]

I don't understand the whole, "I put my hand on the ropes" thing...how could that help you get the pin? I understand the "feet on the ropes" way, cause that would put more leverage on the pin...

i don't understand the taking two good performers and having them put on a lackluster match nobody will even remember by next week

[FAngel]

I don't understand the whole, "I put my hand on the ropes" thing...how could that help you get the pin? I understand the "feet on the ropes" way, cause that would put more leverage on the pin...

I think the idea is that you're holding yourself in a secure position, giving no leeway for your opponent to use force and kick out of the pinfall.

[ratedRsuperstar]

SNME actually has a good card, better than some recent ppv's.

[ratedRsuperstar]

new carlito shirt would be nice if it didn't have the faggoty apple on the front

[ratedRsuperstar]

masters finally dropped the long ass intro?

edit: well he couldn't do it tonight and over shadow hhh

[FAngel]

Amazing what 'roids can do for you. Chris Masters is about a year older than me and he has a body like that. Too bad his cock probably looks like Vos's pinky finger.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

what the fuck is up with the acid tripping M&M's?

if this was still on Spike they'd only have 7 minutes to do this match

[ratedRsuperstar]

everytime i see david spade with that e-lo hair cut i giggle

[FAngel]

Was that Nick DiPaolo in that Benchwarmers ad?

[CM Mark]

Please may Cena suffer a stroke in the ring and die

EDIT: Does he have his face drawn into the back of his fucking hair?

[ratedRsuperstar]

i gotta go old school

the house next door to me's been sold to cena
he claims to be a white boy from M A
oh there ain't a shuckin me he's colored people
we'll make cowboys and cenas our new game

[CM Mark]

i gotta go old school

the house next door to me's been sold to cena
he claims to be a white boy from M A
oh there ain't a shuckin me he's colored people
we'll make cowboys and cenas our new game
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[ratedRsuperstar]

Please may Cena suffer a stroke in the ring and die

EDIT: Does he have his face drawn into the back of his fucking hair?

meant to tell you sooner GD. LOVE the new avatar bro!

[ratedRsuperstar]

dammit i was hoping to see orton and hhh join up

[CM Mark]

meant to tell you sooner GD. LOVE the new avatar bro!
and I love my new sig thanks to your comment. so we are even. :icon_lol:

[ratedRsuperstar]

alright fellas gonna get on paltalk til tna comes on. punchin out. BTW, how did you guys add your paltalk ID's to the info under location?

[ratedRsuperstar]

and I love my new sig thanks to your comment. so we are even. :icon_lol:
i'm honored sir. i think i originally posted that during his "grand entrance" at the royal rumble

[CM Mark]

alright fellas gonna get on paltalk til tna comes on. punchin out. BTW, how did you guys add your paltalk ID's to the info under location?
user cp. same place you add your location and stuff

[Kyle]

What a fucking waste of time that show was. RAW has been dead since Edge lost the belt.

I have zero interest in HHH/Cena, or Michaels/McMahon, even though Shane's VanTerminator was cool.

Now I have to decide whether Angle vs. Orton vs. Mysterio and Edge vs. Foley are worth getting Wrestlemania for.

[CM Mark]

Now I have to decide whether Angle vs. Orton vs. Mysterio and Edge vs. Foley are worth getting Wrestlemania for.
No, no it won't be