Every Sex Term You Ever Heard

[B54]

Link:

http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/

My personal favourites are :

The Bait N' Tackle (noun)
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.

Omelet Maker, The (noun)
A sexual maneuver, when a man, takes a fresh, uncooked, whole egg, then inserts it into his partner's (either male or female) anus. He then procedes to have anal intercourse with that person. The liquid which escapes at the end of the session, are the ingredients of a sex omelet. If taken to the next level and actually prepared as a dish, one can expect the sex omelet to consist of eggs, poo, and semen.

Albino Dragon (noun)
When receiving head from your partner and ejaculating in their mouth, you pull out your member, hold thier mouth shut and punch them in the stomach so all the semen comes squirting out thier nose like a dragon breathing fire.

Butterbean (noun)
While with two women one gives you a blowjob while the other fucks her with a butternut squash. Use a stopwatch and every ten seconds pull your dick out of her mouth and slap her in the face. Continue untill one of you cum then finish it up by punching her in the face and knocking her out.(an uppercut is the most effective) Repeat with other woman when the first regains consciousness.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Good find. This broadens my vocabulary.

[MJMANDALAY]

Could be very interesting on "serious calls" only bits. Or when an attack is ordered. Or just a fun email to family and friends.

[LAX]

I always liked the old

Roman war helmet:
rest you balls on both eyes and lay the shaft along the nose

[Baby Evil]

My favorite is:

Tabletop - While hitting it doggie you place an open gallon of paint in a close location that is inconspicous. Just as you are about to cum you take the open gallon of paint put it on her back while still in the container, and bust a nut in her face. You then put your clothes on and leave with her still in the middle of the room with an open gallon of paint on her face while the cum hardens on her grill.

[OneAngryMonkey]

Dutch Oven (noun)
Giving someone a "Dutch Oven" is a term used to refer to the act when a person holds their lover's head under the bed covers and farts.

I think this one is best...

[sinAtra]

Raccooning (verb)
After you bust a nut while you're getting head from a chick, punch her in both eyes and knock over the trash as you run out of her house.

Hindenberg, The (noun)
When you have sex with a very large woman on the 3rd floor or higher, wait until she falls asleep, set her on fire, and throw her out the window.

Bwahahahaha!

And two sponsored by the letter T:

Tabasco Cat (noun)
Starting with an order of spicy buffalo wings at your local Pub, the Tabasco Cat consists of stimulation of the female genitalia with the difficult-to-remove basting sauce still present on one's fingers. Named after the 1994 Preakness and Belmont Stakes winner, the Tabasco Cat comes in mild, hot, & atomic varieties.

Tadger Badger (noun)
A girl who frequently gives blowjobs, snuffling around a guy's cock like a badger snuffling for truffles.

lol - horses, hot sauce, badgers, and poon

[AnimalMthr1982]

gotta love thread resurrections...

Link:

http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/

My personal favourites are :

The Bait N' Tackle (noun)
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.

no they didn't.

the houdini:

you're doing a girl from behind. right before you're about to cum, moan and spit on her back. when she turns around, thinking you're done, blast it in her face.

[Sinn Fein]

Here's another collection:

Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms (http://gyral.blackshell.com/sex.html)

[Iron Duke]

Message board Gold.

[spyderman]

I wonder if Jimmy has ever done this

Glass-Bottom Boat (noun)
A slang term for putting saran wrap over your partner's face and proceeding to void your bowels there.

[tacobelldoug]

the houdini:

you're doing a girl from behind. right before you're about to cum, moan and spit on her back. when she turns around, thinking you're done, blast it in her face.

Don't forget the reverse houdini:

you're doing a girl from behind. cum on her back. when she turns around, thinking you're done, spit in her face.

[FAZ8218]

Jizz Clown (noun)
A slang term for someone who likes to bask in the semen of others.


Hahahahaha





No homo.

[spyderman]

Spiderman (noun)
A slang term for when a man ejaculates into his hand and throws his sperm onto a woman's face.


I am now a sex-term. My life is complete. Oh and I love this one......


Special Olympics (noun)
While having intercourse with your partner, you throw them down a flight of stairs, after which you proceed to throat fuck them and ejaculate into their esophagus. The performer can only "Win the Gold Medal" if he manages to paralyze them and/or give them a severe speech impediment

Play the Stephen Lynch song damn it!!!!!

[fmeinthea]

my fav:

Fiddler, The (noun)
When the male sticks his hand far up his partner's anus, pulls out the small intestines, attaches it to their dead arms, and uses his erect penis to play it like a fiddle.