Raw watching thread 4/3

[Nimrod]

Big Time Fallout
April 3, 2006

Less than 24 hours after the biggest event on the WWE calendar, the RAW Superstars will be left to sort out the WrestleMania 22 fallout when Monday Night RAW emanates from Chicago.

At WrestleMania 22, the “King of Kings” failed to reclaim his throne, as John Cena defeated Triple H to retain the WWE Championship. Will The Game have something to say about tapping out to the STFU, and what will be next for The Champ?

And just one night after successfully defending the World Tag Team Championship against Chris Masters & Carlito, Big Show & Kane will defend the gold once again against Spirit Squad. Which two members of Spirit Squad will the dominant tag team be defending against? Tune in to RAW to find out.

Also last night, Edge defeated Mick Foley in a Hardcore Match, and the “old-school” Shawn Michaels returned to vanquish Mr. McMahon in a No Holds Barred Match. With their WrestleMania burdens seemingly finally behind them, what will be in store for the Rated-R Superstar and the Showstopper?

Plus, Mickie James defeated Trish Stratus to win the Women’s Championship. Will she have anything to say one night after dethroning her idol?

Feel the fallout as RAW is live from Chicago tonight at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[Nimrod]

Boo that wigger!!!

[CM Mark]

The "mixed" part of the reaction is that people with ball hair are booing him, women and minors are rooting for him

[Kyle]

Big Show and Kane are suppose to defend the tag titles against the Spirit Squad.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

why the fuck do they insist on saying that it was a "mixed" reaction? I love that he's getting boo-ed out of the fuckin building

it just clicked with me....HHH tapped to Chris Benoit in a fully deserved win for Benoit...why in the blue fuck did he tap out to Cena????

hahaha....HHH's new music rules! Bow Down To the KING!!!! This will be interesting....the "You Tapped Out" chant vs. the simple and overpowering boos for Cena

[WhipperWhip]

No Hunter the Destroyer?

Boy...Cena is NOT over in IL!

[CM Mark]

am I the only one who just saw a sign featuring 9? Is a wackbagger there?

[WhipperWhip]

Hunter get's a pop for a "SIKE" move!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahah...whoa...Edge got really fucked up in that match...look at his cut!

Do we see a Triple Threat here? That could be awesome...I'm gonna root for Edge and Lita's tits

bwhahwahbhwawhawhawhawhadudedude...."Why don't you go hang out in the back with the other Curtain Jerkers?"

[Nimrod]

Why haven't they named a new GM for raw yet?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahahaha, this is an awesome promo

hahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahaha....He-Man, Skeletor, and She-Ra in 1 promo!!!!!!!
http://jenga.footboot.net/archives/hemanshera.jpghttp://www.quevieneelpeloton.com/miticos/images/skeletor.jpg

I would really hope that that part wasn't scripted...it'd be so nice if they kinds just winged that

I'm calling it right now....HHH/Edge vs. Cena/HBK. HBK turns, new DX begins with HHH/Edge/HBK

PS> I fucking hate these Geico ads...I want to just collect as many Geckos as possible and cook em up. I bet they taste like frog

[Nimrod]

Tag title match is up next. Yawn

[CM Mark]

Well, Lillian just brought back my boner that Lita had killed

[CM Mark]

this match has already lasted too long

[Nimrod]

this match has already lasted too long

I thought you quit watching RAW

New tag champs Hahahahahahahaha

[CM Mark]

so.....they don't give Carlitto a belt, but they give these shit dicks belts?



now I remember why I stopped watching

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Okay, straps off Kane/Big Show...not bad at all. Straps on thest guys in the Spirit Squad? Not too bad cause they can wrestle and look pretty good...HOWEVER this means we have to hear more from that fuckin atrocity in the booth, The Coach

whoa...another Scary Movie? At least Anna Farris is still hot

http://www.empiremovies.com/nextraimages/anna-faris.jpg

but nowhere near as hot as Maria and those tits...that cheer sucked black cock

now that RVD won Money In The Bank, they had better give him more time on the fucking mic...and none of this "California Stoner" shit...I want the RVD from One Night Stand

[Perch1019]

The idea of new DX is great
This spirit squid shif is awful

[CM Mark]

I thought you quit watching RAW

New tag champs Hahahahahahahaha


I did, but this IS the Raw after Wrestlemania. Figured One week wouldn't kill me. I might be wrong

[CM Mark]

wow. who saw THAT coming

[Jimmy's Dignity]

sooooo...does anyone know when the new ECW PPV is going to be? That's the first inkling I've heard about it on Raw. Apparently Tazz is going to work the show...I read that online, so chances are I'm way the fuck off

Off-Topic....I've only been on the board for less than a year and I'm already almost at 5,000 posts...have I said anything useful yet?

Nice!! Carlito turns...hopefully he's turnin' face and not Masters
new shirt = fucking awesome

[CM Mark]

NICE! Do You Spit Or Swallow?

and perfect timing on the face turn

[Jimmy's Dignity]

HBK tags with God? Huh? Did I miss something here?

definately like the return of the Suck It!!! hahahahhaha, "Or maybe I dunno, maybe it's the Mets, I dunno"
anyone see Shane's face when Vince referred to him as "the product of my semen!"? I'd be so creeped out if my Pops referred to me like that

"Vince has finally lost his mind...he just booked God in a tag team match!!" - Lawler
....does this mean he's going to tag with HHH cause he's the "King of Kings?"

[CM Mark]

Wow, how did Vince book God for Backlash?

[Nimrod]

"Product of my semen" hahaha

[CM Mark]

attempt at a joke, but the [you] tag doesn't work in this forum. grrrr

[Jimmy's Dignity]

whoa....the chick next to Flair at the Hall of Fame inductions had some FANTASTIC tits :love: :love:

[Ploppy]

Keep milking it chico. You'd still be carrying golf clubs on Velocity if Eddie was around.

[CM Mark]

Keep milking it chico. You'd still be carrying golf clubs on Velocity if Eddie was around.
Damn straight. Fuck Chavo, we want Kerwin!


Oh please let Kerwin lose this match. I want to see him go insane.

[FAngel]

I smell a heel turn coming for Chavo where he ends up pissing all over Eddie. Not original, but hopefully it will get to the point where he finally stops invoking the name.

[Ploppy]

What's next, is he going to be fighting with Rey over Dominic?

[Kyle]

I really hope they just let him win the title and end this Eddie bullshit...why can't they let it go? You know, I got it when they used it to try and make Randy Orton a super-heel, because he couldn't get over as one on his own. But it's bordering on ridiculous.

The only saving grace is if Chavo loses, goes nuts, and brings back his toy horse Pepe.

[Perch1019]

you can just tell from that promo that chavo is going to go down the heel road by pissing on eddie. I'm looking fwd to it

[Kyle]

Nah, what's going to happen, is Randy Orton's going to RKO Chavo and cost him the match as a measure of revenge for losing to Mysterio, and then Chavo will cost Randy his title match this week on Smackdown to set up a Chavo vs. Randy interpromotional match at Backlash

[Jimmy's Dignity]

if that kid ever shows up on WWE television again I hope it's because the Boogeyman is violating his tender lil' asshole

okay...I'm off to the [NSFW] Hottest Picture Game Thread (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=37826&page=12)for my 5,000th post....I'll be right back

what's up with Shelton wearing sunglasses inside? Does he think he's Corey Hart or something?

[CM Mark]

Shelton has a hard-on. I need to go wash my eyes now. Looked like Ahmed's Jonhson

[CM Mark]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Serves the Spic right

If he starts ripping his hair out I am gonna call him Spic Foley

[FAngel]

I was in Chicago last night for 'Mania - fucking incredible, but I didn't feel like burying this thought in the Wrestlemania thread. Being there added a hell of a lot to the show, especially during the main event. The chants were brutal.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

word...I love that these ECW ads are all old school style

FAngel....were you part of the "Let's Go Cena" chants (homo) or the "Fuck You Cena!" chants?

[CM Mark]

Rey vs Chavo for the title

[Ploppy]

Holy Fuck! Would they build that fence already.

[FAngel]

FAngel....were you part of the "Let's Go Cena" chants (homo) or the "Fuck You Cena!" chants?

I didn't join in, but I would have gone with the latter. They drowned out anything else, and I'm really wondering if they're going to edit the DVD...although they left in everything on the Wrestlemania XX DVD during the Brock/Goldberg match.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yup...Chavo "quits", shows up on Smackdown after Eddie Jr. successfully defends his title. "Eddie was my uncle you stupid little spick in a head-dress!! Fuck you and your stupid kid!"

no, wait....Chavo is apparently back "whaa"

[Kyle]

what the fuck is going on

[FAngel]

Is that Jamal minus the 3 Minute Warning gimmick?

[Kyle]

Looks like the Headshrinkers are back

[Jimmy's Dignity]

uhhh...either Rosie just came back or it was Jamal...that other island fuck-o from 3 Minute Warning

Oomanga? Awesome:puke:

[CM Mark]

I bring you Hamburger?

[FAngel]

Rosey was booted, so it's definitely gotta be Jamal. I'll give it a little bit and I like the fact that he has a manager.

[CM Mark]

Fuck, I now think D-x 2k6 = HHH, HBK and Cena

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha....HHH is already back to using The Game...so much for "Bow Down To The King"....poor Motorhead

Gally, you better fucking be wrong

[CM Mark]

I hope I'm wrong too

[Jimmy's Dignity]

ahhhhhhhhh....Pedigree to finish it

thank fucking Shawn-Michaels'-tag-team-partner-at-Backlash that it didn't happen like the way you said it may

I'm thinking DX2k6 shows up at Backlash...anything to make people buy it

off to the Yankees game :icon_mrgr

[CM Mark]

thank god

[commish13]

What poor Motorhead? Triple H's theme is still Motorhead, whether it's "The Game" or "Bow Down to the King".