It's official - God has been booked for Backlash

[FAngel]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/309846/375330/2006/20060403_vinceshane_hbk.jpg


That is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen all year. Any guesses on what God's finishing move will be?

EDIT: Yes, this is taken directly from WWE's website.

[Schnit Dick]

holy crap i thought you photoshopped that until I realized the photo was hosted on wwe.com

[Sack of Chisels]

Jesus Christ, that is utterly ridiculous, yet absolutely hilarious. I wonder what his gimmick will be.

[Kyle]

The promo last night was actually pretty funny.

The official billing I believe is:
Shawn Michaels & The Lord Almighty vs. Vince McMahon and "the product of my semen" Shane McMahon.

I almost guarantee it'll end with a guy in a white sheet running out to the ring during the match, Vince knocking him down, and putting him in the sharpshooter so he can say he made God tap out.

[flyerfan116]

I almost guarantee it'll end with a guy in a white sheet running out to the ring during the match, Vince knocking him down, and putting him in the sharpshooter so he can say he made God tap out.
i can hear his next promo now....."I'm Vincent Kennedy McMahon Dammit...i've beaten the U.S. Government, Turner & Time Warner...hell I've even beat the almighty Himself and i'm gonna send you straight to HELL."

[Nimrod]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

[fandango86]

Wrestling is officially Fantastic again. When is this PPV?

[askewcore]

Wrestling is officially Fantastic again. When is this PPV?

Vince has completly lost his mind....its fucking hysterical.

How exactly did this come about? I'm on a RAW strike, did VKM just say that since Shawn loves God so much that God could be his partner?

And does this mean that DX'06 isnt gonna come back?

And this PPV is probably the end of this month.

[FAngel]

Vince has completly lost his mind....its fucking hysterical.

How exactly did this come about? I'm on a RAW strike, did VKM just say that since Shawn loves God so much that God could be his partner?


Vince came out and responded to an HBK promo, saying that there would be a tag team match at Backlash..."Shawn Michaels and the Almighty God versus Vince McMahon, and the product of my semen, Shane!"

It is so ridiculously asinine that you can't help but laugh. It's the WWE equivalent of Snakes On A Plane.

[Death Metal Moe]

God's the dirtiest player in the game! I saw him bite Bruno SanMartino down in Tampa back in '88!

[askewcore]

God's the dirtiest player in the game! I saw him bite Bruno SanMartino down in Tampa back in '88!

And if the ref turns his back for too long, he'll turn you into a pillar of salt.

[mikeybot]

Maybe HBK is counting on God to slay the first male born?

[Swamp CAve]

Maybe HBK is counting on God to slay the first male born?


hahahaha

does anyone have any videos of these promos?

[BeltOfScotch]

not the full thing but

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/videos/

[martianvirus]

They can play this as his intro.
http://www.opieandanthonynews.com/misc/God_will_fu_up_Bluegrass.mp3

[CM Mark]

Anyone else get this email?Dear Wrestling Fans

Contrary to what you may have been led to believe, I will not be appearing at Backlash (if your mortal eyes ever laid upon me, you would be turned into a blubbering wreck with mush for brains, so for everyone's safety it's best I don't show up).

My apologies for any confusion, but apparently Vince won't even listen to me.

Sincerely,

God.
Location: Hey, I'm omnipresent!

ps. Vince was wrong, my favorite wrestler isn't HBK, it's that delightful Rodney Mack.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

God's the dirtiest player in the game! I saw him bite Bruno SanMartino down in Tampa back in '88!

hell yeah, he's the dirtiest fighter, Owen Hart and Eddie Guerrero were his previous opponents.


too soon?

[TheICON]

It was great when Shane just looked at Vince when he said "PRODUCT OF MY SEMEN!" with just total disdain. Made me laugh.

[Kyle]

It was great when Shane just looked at Vince when he said "PRODUCT OF MY SEMEN!" with just total disdain. Made me laugh.

It was a natural reaction of "what the fuck are you saying" too. Vince doesn't rehearse his lines or read from a script (or at least someone else's script...he may write his own).

When they did the McMahon family prayer at Wrestlemania and he started saying crazy shit, Shane, Linda, and Stephanie all had the same looks on their face during that.

[askewcore]

When they did the McMahon family prayer at Wrestlemania and he started saying crazy shit, Shane, Linda, and Stephanie all had the same looks on their face during that.

Yeah, when he said God never wanted a 60 year old to have such a Herculean pysique Steph and Shane both looked at each other like, "What the fuck?"

[Kugzilla]

Perhaps Foley will be playing that role. Or Eric Clapton.

What's God's finishing manuever?
The "Holy Roll up?"
The Sacred Camel Clutch?
The God-bottom?
Sweet Chin Scripture?

Is that a train?

[Stormrider666]

At first I thought the whole God is going to be Shawn Micheals partner was the dumbest thing ever heard. But then after couple of days, that's some pretty fucking funny shit. That rant was classic Vince. Also what's all these supposed new version of DX specualtion, that's come up lately.

[Death Metal Moe]

Perhaps Foley will be playing that role. Or Eric Clapton.

What's God's finishing manuever?
The "Holy Roll up?"
The Sacred Camel Clutch?
The God-bottom?
Sweet Chin Scripture?

Is that a train?

It's a 10 engine, 500 car train my friend.

[Death Metal Moe]

hell yeah, he's the dirtiest fighter, Owen Hart and Eddie Guerrero were his previous opponents.


too soon?

Are you kidding? You should have done a few minutes of stand up before the eulogy.

[askewcore]

Also what's all these supposed new version of DX specualtion, that's come up lately.

Shawn and HHH both did the old DX "Suck It" thing at WM and they started selling the angle that HBK "reverted back" to the "old" Shawn Michaels. With HHH losing to Cena and Vince fucking over Shawn, it seems like it kinda makes sense for them to bring back the anti-establishment attitude from DX.

Plus, they really need to bring back a good stable.

[Kugzilla]

What's God's finishing manuever?

The Ten Commandment Shuffle?

The Christian Crossface?

[Death Metal Moe]

What's God's finishing manuever?

The Ten Commandment Shuffle?

The Christian Crossface?

If you keep walking on those tracks you're gonna get in trouble young man.

[Kugzilla]

oh come now...have some fun, Sir.

Perhaps the 5-Star God Splash?

[Death Metal Moe]

OK, I'll walk the tracks for a few....

isn't it obvious?

The Cricifix Slam!

[Death Metal Moe]

I like when they do those big Flair Chops with their open Psalms...

wacka wacka

[Death Metal Moe]

Or maybe a Deute-BOMB-omy?

[Kyle]

Nah, his finisher is called "The Stigmata" where God takes a screwdriver a la New Jack and stabs you in the hands, feet, and forehead.

He is the Lord...and He is hardcore!

[Jerry1]

It's a version of the Jacknife powerbomb called The Revalation.

[Skeet Slambone]

I'm actually surprised Shawn is going along with this.

[Kugzilla]

Heh heh...open Psalm-that's good.

Perhaps its the Allah-bama slam? (ok, I'm drying up)

[freud]

I heard that they're planning on turning God heel and drafting him to Smackdown to feud with Batista. So I guess they'll get their big SummerSlam match but not very exciting considering God hasn't put anybody over in 6,000 years

[Kugzilla]

theres a rumor that "King of the Ring" will be back. Perhaps God is going to go toe to toe with HHH to see who the King of Kings afterall.

[CM Mark]

theres a rumor that "King of the Ring" will be back. Perhaps God is going to go toe to toe with HHH to see who the King of Kings afterall.
Not that I want this to degrade into another theological discussion, but wasn't Jesus the King of Kings?

[Kugzilla]

Not that I want this to degrade into another theological discussion, but wasn't Jesus the King of Kings?

Yes-but God the Father and Christ the Son are all part of the holy Trinity that makes up what we know as God.

Makes for a great three way tag when you involve the Holy Spirit, who has a history of flaming tables matches.

[sinAtra]

God's gonna take out Vince before it even starts. Two words: Owen Hart.

Vince's arms are too stiff and 'roided to box with God.

Great great gimmick. If yer goin' over the falls, why not jump?

[FAngel]

I heard that they're planning on turning God heel and drafting him to Smackdown to feud with Batista. So I guess they'll get their big SummerSlam match but not very exciting considering God hasn't put anybody over in 6,000 years

:clap: :haha7: :rotf:

I'm gonna make a call now - it'll end in a double DQ when Moses emerges out of a campfire and demands that everyone, fans included, make glue and macaroni pictures.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I heard that they're planning on turning God heel and drafting him to Smackdown to feud with Batista. So I guess they'll get their big SummerSlam match but not very exciting considering God hasn't put anybody over in 6,000 years
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as for God's finisher? Well I found a picture of him taking out Tyson Tomko

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/630/630882/hulk-hogan-interview-20050701022156947.jpg
it's funny cause, ya know...Hogan's old and doesn't put people over. Get it?!? :puke:

[Iron Duke]

Wrestling is officially Fantastic again. When is this PPV?

Is it? Is it really?

[mikedirt]

Hogan looks so shot in that picture

[FAngel]

If you go to WWE's Power 25 section (their official rankings as far as wrestler performance), you'll see this in the "Keep An Eye On..." box toward the bottom right corner:
God - Does The Almighty have anything planned for the McMahons heading into Backlash?

[Kugzilla]

One just has to wonder what really goes on in Vince's head. I don't mind his silly little vignettes, when they are funny or get something over. Monday's church chat was a lil tired.

And I hate it when they do crap like let us 'hear Kane's thoughts..." ugh., awful.