Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 128 04-05-2006

[LiddyRules]

I'm setting down an edict. No pictures until we're sure this episode is safe from "irony" cunts who think they're sooooo funny but get to the point where the host ignores them because of their bombs. No pictures.

[Redding]

hi liddy

[LiddyRules]

Hello Redding, I'm still nervous that today will be another Wonder Twins show.

EDIT: If the opening song is the end music to The Breakfast Club, we'll know they're in studio.

[wessidemach]

morning buddies...

[ChimneyFish]

Mornin', buddays.

[ChimneyFish]

Nice pick.

[Arch Stanton]

Buddies.....vintage Bowie

[Jigzaw]

Mornin Kids, That was some funky ass music

[ChimneyFish]

Buddies.....vintage Bowie


Gotta love a nice Reznor/Bowie matchup.

[LiddyRules]

I think we're safe, R+F Listening Thread can return to full power.

http://eiao.chat.ru/women/Khi2_Rebecca_Romijn_199_001.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

It's snowing like a mother down here.


edit: nice nips on that bird, Liddy.

[LiddyRules]

I never wanted to be president. I always wanted to be the guy behind the president. The Roveish figure before there was a Rove. I'm just not motivated or smart enough. But the shadowy figure of power is awesome.

Oh, and Couric as top news chick- UGH.

[Jigzaw]

Katie 'The Cougar' Couric CBS will be perfect for her

[Arch Stanton]

Yup, I heard that it is in Westchester, NY right now also. Will be short.

More importantly.....thread winning post with that pic...WOW

[ChimneyFish]

I never wanted to be president. I always wanted to be the guy behind the president. The Roveish figure before there was a Rove. I'm just not motivated or smart enough. But the shadowy figure of power is awesome.

Oh, and Couric as top news chick- UGH.



I would take the "right hand man" to the shadowy figure of power.
Always have the chance to take the power as your own, with the right circumstances.

Especially in the Sith Empire.




Sorry, I just woke up.

[LiddyRules]

Love Catty moments.

I see him as Hedda Hopper.

[Redding]

wow fez is really catty today

[mikek]

Fez rulez

[Redding]

did i miss the memo, is today bit day?

[LiddyRules]

I just relistened to the Eddie Trunk Wedding bit a couple nights ago!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I remember Earl doing that...

[ChimneyFish]

Is it wrong if I don't go to my friends wedding in Delaware, and just send a monetary gift????
I see the guy, like twice a year, I hate the beach, and my ex is going to be there and I don't want to see her stupid face.


Also, I would have to pay to stay at a hotel, and probably gice a gift on top of that.

Everyone would probably see me as the asshole, but I really couldn't give a flying fuck about that.

[Redding]

no way its jimmy's liddy

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Liddy was that you?

[Jigzaw]

Is it wrong if I don't go to my friends wedding in Delaware, and just send a monetary gift????
I see the guy, like twice a year, I hate the beach, and my ex is going to be there and I don't want to see her stupid face.


Also, I would have to pay to stay at a hotel, and probably gice a gift on top of that.

Everyone would probably see me as the asshole, but I really couldn't give a flying fuck about that.
Weddings stink on ice, don't go, money is always more gooder anywho. Maybe we can all come up with some good excuses for ya CF. Like maybe you've contracted mono and your gonna be really sleepy and the wedding will be taxing on your immune system.

[Arch Stanton]

Is it wrong if I don't go to my friends wedding in Delaware, and just send a monetary gift????
I see the guy, like twice a year, I hate the beach, and my ex is going to be there and I don't want to see her stupid face.


Also, I would have to pay to stay at a hotel, and probably gice a gift on top of that.

Everyone would probably see me as the asshole, but I really couldn't give a flying fuck about that.
Better then most would do. Most would not give if they didn't attend. If you don't feel obligated then don't go. Plus, I would hate to see a fellow buddy give up all that time and scratch just to be uncomfortable. Only you can make the decision. It's not like your in the wedding party anything.

[wetandstickyjim]

Pulp fiction, Goodfellas, and I'm gonna say the Lord of the rings trilogy even though I'm not a fan.
Something about Mary?
Revenge of the Sith?

[silentbob8201]

way to stump em Liddy, and yes i do put the Lord of the Rings up with Citizen Kane and the Godfather 1 and 2

[Arch Stanton]

Voice over for a radio show... Ron Brilliance

[IDidItAll]

YES!!

LiddyRules e-mail debate!!


How about Kill Bill???

[LiddyRules]

Liddy was that you? 'Twas. Nice.

And I'm glad someone else dislikes Shawshank, finally. I broke the phones!!

[ChimneyFish]

Weddings stink on ice, don't go, money is always more gooder anywho. Maybe we can all come up with some good excuses for ya CF. Like maybe you've contracted mono and your gonna be really sleepy and the wedding will be taxing on your immune system.


Yeah. I was thinking of just going over the top and saying I've come down with Lupus.
You can't beat Lupus.

[wetandstickyjim]

Yeah. I was thinking of just going over the top and saying I've come down with Lupus.
You can't beat Lupus.

If he's a real friend you can be honest and he'll understand. I wouldn't want anyone to be uncomfortable at my wedding (not that I would have another one). Nice to send the gift too.

[LiddyRules]

Fight Club is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Every episode of House I see the first theory is Lupus. And of course, that's what George feared he had in Seinfeld.

[ChimneyFish]

Better then most would do. Most would not give if they didn't attend. If you don't feel obligated then don't go. Plus, I would hate to see a fellow buddy give up all that time and scratch just to be uncomfortable. Only you can make the decision. It's not like your in the wedding party anything.


That's the thing.
I know with my ex there, I'm going to be very uncomfortable.
Then I will begin drinking heavily, and probably make an ass out of myself.


I probably won't go.

[wetandstickyjim]

Fargo!
Forrest Gump - good mention.
and I love Boogie Nights.
Officer and a Gentleman?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Titanic was good for the chicks and the special effects were cool.

http://www.justforfunevents.com/images/i-titanic-slide.gif

[Jigzaw]

Ding Ding Ding Christ Ron

[wetandstickyjim]

That's the thing.
I know with my ex there, I'm going to be very uncomfortable.
Then I will begin drinking heavily, and probably make an ass out of myself.


I probably won't go.

Who says you have to go someplace else to be an uncomfortable ass?
Welcome to my world. :icon_wink

[LiddyRules]

Requiem for a Dream was the first one that came to mind. And I think I just got my line of the day.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

HOLY SHIT…R&F are rolling with the punches when it comes to the phones, but I’d be furious and let it out on the air.

I’m sure Ronnie blows up behind the scenes but boy that would piss me off.

[ChimneyFish]

Who says you have to go someplace else to be an uncomfortable ass?
Welcome to my world. :icon_wink


You are correct, sir!!!!



I can do all those things I mentioned in the comfort of my own home.
Nice.:icon_cool






Seven is fucking incredible!!!!

[APortablePhone]

Breaking The Waves (1996)
Magnolia (1999)
In The Mood For Love (2000)

Miller's Crossing? Fuck that, Barton Fink is the best Coen Brothers film by far.

[LiddyRules]

Barton Fink is the best Coen Brothers film by far. I knew there was a reason I liked you. I totally agree and thought I was alone in this (even though I love all the Coen movies, inc. Ladykillers, except Cruelty). I still think Requiem might end up being on the list even though I completely love Fight Club.

I liked Spinal Tap's cover of American Band though.

[ChimneyFish]

Wackbag just go down for anyone else????

[LiddyRules]

Wackbag just go down for anyone else???? For a tad. Seems to be working again.

When will Stingray Fix This Board...

[wetandstickyjim]

Wackbag just go down for anyone else????
Yup.

[Redding]

Bret carryed the company while they had no talent

[Redding]

is Bret gonna be on the show today?

[Redding]

Bret didnt want to do the job in his home town

[APortablePhone]

I knew there was a reason I liked you. I totally agree and thought I was alone in this

Barton Fink is just a depressingly great film.

I can't believe someone just pitched Boondock Saints as one of the great films of all time. It's enjoyable enough, but the cult of that movie just makes my brain decay.

I never knew you were such a big G. Gordon Liddy fan, LiddyRules. I always thought it was an Atlas Shrugged reference.

And I really hope someone gets that joke.

[Redding]

my favorite thing in the documentary was when stu hart was explaining some of the moves, and in this really raspy voice says Now im going to put my thumb in your eye, really creepy

[IDidItAll]

Holy shit. Is Fez doing the interview??

[Redding]

please ronnie bring up pamela anderson i want to see this interview blow up

[ChimneyFish]

Holy shit. Is Fez doing the interview??


I love that Ron kind of pushes the goofier interviews to Fez.

[APortablePhone]

Holy shit. Is Fez doing the interview??

Yes, Ron interviews the smart guests. Fez interviews the horrible guests while Ron leaves the studio to smoke a cigar.

Wow, Poison is touring with Cinderella? They are playing a Six Flags theme park and a Pennsylvania county fair. Oh well, at least they'll draw well at the Wildwood, New Jersey convention center. Not to mention a double-header in North Dakota, one night at an Indian Casino, the next night at the Red River Valley Fair.

[Redding]

yeah that first day out of rehab they were serving maritinis

[IDidItAll]

I'm holding out for a Stryper reunion.

That 'Hell with the Devil" tour was epic!!!

[LiddyRules]

How come I think there's more to the "I wanted to write an original song..." story?

[ChimneyFish]

I'm holding out for a Stryper reunion.

That 'Hell with the Devil" tour was epic!!!


Agreed.:icon_wink

[LiddyRules]

Ugh, Bret told him the fleshy part of the thigh!!

[ChimneyFish]

How come I think there's more to the "I wanted to write an original song..." story?


I would think they would have covered "We're a Bunch of Transvestites" by John Tesh.

[APortablePhone]

I'm holding out for a Stryper reunion.

I'd be there! I hope no one takes a shot at Bret Michael's when I go to see Poison at the USANA Amphitheatre in West Valley City, Utah. I hope they play Unskinny Bop!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/COOLESTTATSEVER.jpg

[IDidItAll]

All of Poison's fans are perpetually stuck in 1990 and unfortunately think they can still fit into their Spandex pants of that day.

[mikek]

This guy actually has his shit together.

[IDidItAll]

This guy actually has his shit together.

Fez knows his stuff. I was worried at first, but he's really pulling off a good interview.


EDIT: Fez just said, "Good Luck, bro"!!! LOLOLOL

[mikek]

heh: "Good luck, bro"

[ChimneyFish]

Was that a "Good luck, bro" from Fez????

[wetandstickyjim]

I'd be there! I hope no one takes a shot at Bret Michael's when I go to see Poison at the USANA Amphitheatre in West Valley City, Utah. I hope they play Unskinny Bop!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/COOLESTTATSEVER.jpg

Are you gonna stick around for the puppet show afterwards?

[silentbob8201]

oh shit time to turn down the computer i dont want anyone to think i've "gone faggot"

[Redding]

great job fez

[APortablePhone]

Are you gonna stick around for the puppet show afterwards?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/puppet_show_spinal_tap.jpg

[Redding]

i didnt know soundboard fez was on tour with poison

[IDidItAll]

i didnt know soundboard fez was on tour with poison

I'd pay to go see that quicker than I would if it was just Poison.

[ChimneyFish]

I can almost recite the "60/20 Sports" commercial line for line at this point.
Godamnit!!!!

[Redding]

miss Bulletboys

[Redding]

I can almost recite the "60/20 Sports" commercial line for line at this point.
Godamnit!!!!

yeah i even do the goofy voice that james carville does

[ChimneyFish]

miss Bulletboys


I would go with Dangerous Toys.

[APortablePhone]

I can almost recite the "60/20 Sports" commercial line for line at this point.

I miss Left Jab promos.

miss Bulletboys

Don't forget Enuff Z'nuff.

[ChimneyFish]

I miss Left Jab promos.


Holy shit, if they weren't suicide inducing.

[ChimneyFish]

I just listened to the "Mikey D would bang Brett Micheals" clip the other day.


Good stuff.

[APortablePhone]

How sad is it that little Lenay D. with her big black hands already has better taste in music than her nudist father?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/lenayflag.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Fuck delicately…fuck sensitively.

As long as it was graceful toward the poor folks that day then it’s NEVER too early.

[silentbob8201]

Tora Tora Tora? didnt that come out in the 70's or 80's

[LiddyRules]

I think they're allowed to make it and should be allowed to make it. Rescue Me does it. And I don't care much for United93 but I want to see the Oliver Stone movie. And that will also be done with class and dignity. That's what these movies want to do. To HONOR the heroes, not to shatter them. Personally, I think our government shot down Flight93, we're not seeing it.

And, even though I'm kind of apathetic about everything (it's a mental disorder!!), I think we should have movies like this because people have forgotten. On 9/11/05, how much in memorium did you see about it? People might cry terrorists and people jump but for 9/11 itself, people have really forgotten about it. Maybe, in a bizarre way, it's good for these movies to come out.

Unfortunately, the terrorists have been changed to Spanish because otherwise Arabs would complain.

Tora Tora Tora came out in 1970s btw.

[Redding]

flight 93 preview is gonna mess up the previews for snakes on a plane

[Railroad5]

Not that anyone gives a shit (except me) but I'm celebrating my first time calling on the radio. I was the guy that called in with the Wrestlemania 9 thing. Felt awesome talking to Ron. Gonna listen to the replay so I can whack my bag to my own voice.

[ChimneyFish]

flight 93 preview is gonna mess up the previews for snakes on a plane


I thought they were the same movie.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Yes Ron...they talked about the Moore's movie but they never said it was too soon.

Stick to the issue.

[silentbob8201]

this jack ass on the phone does not represent all Michael Moore Haters

[LiddyRules]

Not that anyone gives a shit (except me) but I'm celebrating my first time calling on the radio. I was the guy that called in with the Wrestlemania 9 thing. Felt awesome talking to Ron. Gonna listen to the replay so I can whack my bag to my own voice. Yeah well my email led to a half hour discussion.

I don't get Georgia Guy's point.

[APortablePhone]

Yes Ron...they talked about the Moore's movie but they never said it was too soon.

Stick to the issue.

Just so you know mister, you don't have to side with everyone who agrees with you politically. Especially when they are rambling asses.

[Railroad5]

Yeah well my email led to a half hour discussion.

Oh yeah well........ fucker....

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hey Ronnie…

Saying Moore’s movie it was discussed is a broad stroke.

Saying Flight 93…is it too soon? is narrowing it down to “TOO SOON”

The previous caller is right…although Moore shit flick was discussed, no one asked or said if it was too soon.

[ChimneyFish]

this jack ass on the phone does not represent all Michael Moore Haters


Personally, I'm going to start the official David R. Ellis haters club.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Not Siding APP.

Just trying to make a point.

Watch the phones shut down again.

[LiddyRules]

As I said in other threads, I think we let it (9/11) happen (maybe not Bush himself) but I don't think we caused it.

[Arch Stanton]

Good point, all I could see is the production value and acting would be more gooder then the Discovery channel ones

[ChimneyFish]

Personally, I would love it if the suprise ending is the plane getting taken out by an F-16.

[APortablePhone]

Not Siding APP.

You are buddy, but I understand.

I just found it annoying that the caller was speaking using an affected pundit voice.

Do I hate when people ask themselves questions? Yes.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

In my view whether or not Flight 93 was shot down there’s proof that those poor folks DID try and do something makes them heroes in my eyes.

Most of them knew what had happened already and the plane had 4 guys instead of 5 again…whether or not it was shot down the fact that they took some action make them heroes.

[Jigzaw]

Hey Ronnie…

Saying Moore’s movie it was discussed is a broad stroke.

Saying Flight 93…is it too soon? is narrowing it down to “TOO SOON”

The previous caller is right…although Moore shit flick was discussed, no one asked or said if it was too soon.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Redding]

haha i love when everything that happened in the last 6 years is all clintons fault haha

[APortablePhone]

Black Hawk Down was an educational film? Who knew?

United 93 film = Peace In The Middle East

[LiddyRules]

You ever realize that conspiracy theorists make other conspiracy theorists look bad? Like I have my theories, I have my thoughts. It makes sense to me and it's not too outlandish. Then you have guys like "Well clearly Bush talked to Silverstein and there was an argument with a lease agreement so in order to get him to get out of paying his rent, Bush put C4 in the Windows on the world."

And yes, it is Clinton's fault. Everything is. Check the Current Events forum.

[timmykidd2104]

my conspiracy theory is that Osama Bin Laden and Al-Queda hijacked 4 planes and killed 3000 americans. Call me crazy.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

You are buddy, but I understand.

I just found it annoying that the caller was speaking using an affected pundit voice.

Do I hate when people ask themselves questions? Yes.

I scrolled back and re-read it APP.

What I wrote didn’t show siding at all.

I agree…I thought that caller was too passionate to the point were his point was lost.

I was just responding to Ronnie not being consistent regarding the subject ‘Too Soon’.

For what it's worth...that was MY point.

[ChimneyFish]

In my view whether or not Flight 93 was shot down there’s proof that those poor folks DID try and do something makes them heroes in my eyes.

Most of them knew what had happened already and the plane had 4 guys instead of 5 again…whether or not it was shot down the fact that they took some action make them heroes.


If you were refering to my post, I would never disparage those people.
I could only hope I would do the same thing in that situation.


I just find it "funny" that if it did happen, I think the government would cover it up, for fear of the American peoples reaction.

[LiddyRules]

Ladder 49 was set in Baltimore and sucked ass.

[askewcore]

I'm all for alot of different conspiracies, but the 9/11 ones are just completly assinine, no one has any real facts to back it up. "Look there's a bomb on a plane" "There were explosions in the building after the planes crashed."

[timmykidd2104]

Ladder 49 with Joaquin Phoenix and John Travolta was about the trade center????

[ChimneyFish]

my conspiracy theory is that Osama Bin Laden and Al-Queda hijacked 4 planes and killed 3000 americans. Call me crazy.


You's crazy!!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

There’s a line in Dogma where Alan Rickman’s character tells Linda Fiorentino something like “…if it’s not in a movie you people don’t know about.”

That pretty much how it is.

[Redding]

Hey there hasnt been a New World Order since hogan hall and nash broke up

[RobeSoup&Tears]

If you were refering to my post, I would never disparage those people.
I could only hope I would do the same thing in that situation.


I just find it "funny" that if it did happen, I think the government would cover it up, for fear of the American peoples reaction.

No sir...i wasn't refering anyone's post.

I wrote that for the sake of writing it.
:action-sm

[ChimneyFish]

Hey there hasnt been a New World Order since hogan hall and nash broke up


If you actually read about the whole "New World Order" conspiracy, it's some pretty wierd stuff.

[APortablePhone]

Ladder 49 was set in Baltimore and sucked ass.

I knew I forgot something when we were looking for the best recent film.

[ChimneyFish]

No sir...i wasn't refering anyone's post.

I wrote that for the sake of writing it.
:action-sm


K.
I just didn't want to intentionally look like an asshole.:icon_wink

[Redding]

If you actually read about the whole "New World Order" conspiracy, it's some pretty wierd stuff.


i have heard about it,, i just thought i would bring some humor into this serious conversation

[LiddyRules]

I have read about NWO and Neo-Cons. It is interesting, it is scary and it is strange. But, bringing it back to the beginning of the thread, the people behind the people behind the people are the people with the power. Not the President or Senators.

But I don't think Bush is as bad as Hitler.

[ChimneyFish]

i have heard about it,, i just thought i would bring some humor into this serious conversation


I wasn't ripping your joke(I prefered the Wolf Pac), I was just remembering being on the computer 4AM, freaked out with conspiracy theories.

[Redding]

I wasn't ripping your joke(I prefered the Wolf Pac), I was just remembering being on the computer 4AM, freaked out with conspiracy theories.


i couldnt stand the wolfpac, i always felt that the put the guys that thought they were cool in it, like especially when sting and luger were in it

[askewcore]

the original nWo was much better then the black and red.

I think the real NWO is a good possibility.

This AM radio caller guy, is the perfect ass. He has no reason at all to assume that the building would tip and fall. Why wouldnt all the floors collapse on each other bringing the building straight down.

As I type this, the caller said, "Fire doesnt melt steel."

[askewcore]

Oooh, 911truth.org. This guy sounds totally credible. He doesnt sound like a fake Deep Throat.

Wait, wait..the President had a say in who investigated it? Noooooo. And politicians take bribes? noooooo.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Imagine if we found…let say…1.77 metric tons of enriched uranium in Iraq.

Would that convince anyone of that being a form of WMD

How about the following:
• Found: 1,500 gallons of chemical weapons
• Found: Roadside bomb loaded with sarin gas
• Found: 1,000 radioactive materials--ideal for radioactive dirty bombs
• Found: 17 chemical warheads--some containing cyclosarin, a nerve agent five times more powerful than sarin

[APortablePhone]

After Jimmy this morning and Ron this afternoon, it's just too much.

You can blame the Bush administration for taking these guys out though.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/02.jpg

And what did they use?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/14.jpg

Would that convince anyone of that being a form of WMD

No, it really wouldn't. Just chalk that one up as a mistake and move on, buddy.

[askewcore]

How about the following:
• Found: 1,500 gallons of chemical weapons
• Found: Roadside bomb loaded with sarin gas
• Found: 1,000 radioactive materials--ideal for radioactive dirty bombs
• Found: 17 chemical warheads--some containing cyclosarin, a nerve agent five times more powerful than sarin

Facts have no place in conspiracies.

[askewcore]

After Jimmy this morning and Ron this afternoon, it's just too much.

You can blame the Bush administration for taking these guys out though.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/02.jpg


Everyone knows the Doctor of Style, Slick, was the brains behind that operation. Not taking him down could have been a mistake.

[timmykidd2104]

So, George Bush, in his first 8 months in office, used the time to set up the most elaborate conspiracy in history, killed 3000 innocent americans, convinced Bin Laden to take credit for the attacks, just so that he could get oil from Iraq? Why did he go to Afghanistan first? Why have gas prices gone up instead of down?

[ChimneyFish]

If anyone has a long attention span, and is completely bored sometime.
http://www.anomalous-images.com/christo.html

Or just google "Denver Airport and the New World Order".

[silentbob8201]

oh jesus is this Crazy Jen's sister?

[APortablePhone]

oh jesus is this Crazy Jen's sister?

I'm just shocked that people still use the term "hajis."

[ChimneyFish]

oh jesus is this Crazy Jen's sister?


Hagies.
Was she trying to talk about hoagies????



Now I'm starvin.

[robertkeys]

i heard willie nelson took down the towers for farm land. think about, beard, always have a rag on his head. too much sense.

[askewcore]

I'm just shocked that people still use the term "hajis."

A few of my freinds are Marines, and thats what all the grunts call them. I thought it was strange too.

[APortablePhone]

Was she trying to talk about hoagies????

Words can't describe how annoyed I was watching "The Office" last week, which is set in Scranton, PA, and someone actually referred to a hoagie as a sub.

Worse than Ed Harris' "Philly" accent in "A History Of Violence."

Earl and his bumper music, sometimes I feel like I'm listening to The Power, XM channel 169.

[silentbob8201]

I'm just shocked that people still use the term "hajis."
yeah i know what you mean. Sim Sim Zallia Bim like a mother fucker

[askewcore]

I kinda like Earl's music choice. He usually does a good job of mixin it up.

[ChimneyFish]

Words can't describe how annoyed I was watching "The Office" last week, which is set in Scranton, PA, and someone actually referred to a hoagie as a sub.

Worse than Ed Harris' "Philly" accent in "A History Of Violence."


Missed the Office last week.

And I keep forgeting to pick up that movie.

I lived in Wilkes Barre for two years, but I don't remember what they called them.

[silentbob8201]

so Jesus predates the Xman known as Iceman by 2000 years hmmmmmmmmm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Quantum Physics can actually explain many of the acts Jesus apparently created.

[askewcore]

Quantum Physics can actually explain many of the acts Jesus apparently created.

Like giving sight to the blind?

FUCKING STAPLES!! NOOOOO!

[LiddyRules]

I remember this Jesus bit where if he wanted to do anything, he'd be the best of it.

Oh cunt, it's Staples.

Like giving sight to the blind? I saw this episode explaining that when he leaps into people with blindness he can still see but when he was about to get caught, a giant flashbulb blinded him so he could 'act' blind.

[APortablePhone]

yeah i know what you mean. Sim Sim Zallia Bim like a mother fucker

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/hadji-thumb.gif

I only have one lord and savior, and that is Touchdown Jesus.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/49879342_083e90ef96_m.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Jesus would be a great Goalie.

Remmeber...Jesus Saves

http://www.popex.com/img/car.jpg

[APortablePhone]

I actually have a photo of Jesus "walking" on water.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/3000156.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Like giving sight to the blind?

Yep...

Jesus: "Stop Jerking Off!!!"

But apparently yes...Quantum Physics evidently can actually explain it.

[askewcore]

I'd rather be blind.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

:clap: :icon_bigg :clap: :icon_bigg APP

[LiddyRules]

Quantum physics can also explain that an elephant can hang off a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy.

[APortablePhone]

Jesus would be a great Goalie.

Actually, he was a better striker, but never had the cardio to make it very far.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/3000154.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

Oh cringe.....tilt your head back.....now I have to change my Ron line of the day...

[Redding]

the d in mikey d = douche

[askewcore]

Oooh, big time show in Katonah. There's like 3 stores and 22 people in Katonah.

And one day when I was working up there I seen a midget fireman. Funniest thing ever.

[LiddyRules]

And one day when I was working up there I seen a midget fireman. Funniest thing ever. That was a circus.

And I have no idea what the point of that call was.

[APortablePhone]

Jesus, take up a page on my Photobucket account.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/3000153.jpg
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[mikek]

the d in mikey d = douche

Yeah, but that doesn't make me want to bang his daughter any less. :icon_wink

[ChimneyFish]

The golf one is kind of sexy, APP.

[askewcore]

Jesus knew Tae Kwon Do eh?

I dont see any Jesus playing football. He was too small and lanky to be an effective WR I'll bet.

[LiddyRules]

I watch Conan too APP, you're not that special.

[APortablePhone]

Jason Garfield?
http://jasongarfield.com/

I watch Conan too APP

I can never stay up that late.

Just wait until I debut my new bit tomorrow, the Walker, Texas Ranger lever.

[ChimneyFish]

I can never stay up that late.

Just wait until I debut my new bit tomorrow, the Walker, Texas Ranger lever.


Man, I loved the Walker, Texas Ranger lever.

[APortablePhone]

Here is a new bit idea for East Side Dave.

"What if your favorite ice cream flavor?"

Call me old fashioned, but I really enjoy vanilla soft serve.

[askewcore]

Dave needs someone to install a new mixing and tempering valve in his building. That would solve his hot and cold water problems.

Dave gets a D-, Earl B+

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Very Funny APP.

Anyone remember that MTV show (I think The State) that had a Jesus Skit where he was a Goalie and tripped on his robe causing a goal to go by.

[APortablePhone]

Dave needs someone to install a new mixing and tempering valve in his building. That would solve his hot and cold water problems.

I would suggest he place a Zyklon B pellet in the shower head.