Anti - East Side Dave thread

[Chester'sLiver]

I for one can't stand ESD. His voice just annoys me and he is not funny. He almost makes me miss Harry and the "pants" jokes. More Bronx Johnny and less ESD would be awesome.

[ChimneyFish]

It didn't take you long, my friend.:icon_wink




I agree with the "more Bronx Johnny".

[askewcore]

I concur with the above statements. ESD is horrific and adds nothing. He is a disgrace to Yankee fans and should be ***** by a great dane.

Viva Bronx Johnny!

[Arythmetics]

ESD is like Ron & Fez's Hole.

[mikeyboy]

Eh. I like Dave.

[nevnut]

Eh. I like Dave.
me too:clap:

[Death Metal Moe]

At least there's only ONE of these on this messageboard. Punk bitches sign up with new screen names and start an Anti-ESD thread ever week on Ronfez.net, and let me tell you, they're a quality read.

If you don't like him, that's fine. I think he's great.

[Lambo]

his ventriloquism is funny because its so bad. i dont mind dave though.
bronx johnny rules !!!(and im not saying that because im ecuadorian too)

[GoatAss]

i get a kick out of him on the show. even Ronny just can't help laughing at his stupidity most of the time. that's what makes him funny in my opinion

[Turtle]

ESD is like Ron & Fez's Hole.
Made me lafff.

I can't say that I like or dislike ESD. He seems to run out of things to say when on mic to long, but I find his ass kiss bit to Mr B funny. He is much better than Harry ( I know thats not much) and seems willing to learn and go with the bit.

[chiefo104]

He is just goofy and he makes me laugh. He is 10x better than the armenian comedian.

[BLACKIEhugeHANDS]

I concur with the above statements. ESD is horrific and adds nothing. He is a disgrace to Yankee fans and should be ***** by a great dane.

Viva Bronx Johnny!


i agree with you sir... i wheezed and i wheezed when i read this...


viva bronx juanny

[Absolutely]

I can't get over how goofy looking he is.
I wish i wouldn't have looked at your avatar BHH

[Hudson]

He is constantly Yelling into the mike like a retard getting a bj.
Has the mental capacity of a walnut....
I say... Grease Him!!

[MiLennyM]

ESD seems to sound like he's doing an Emo Phillips impression.

[Kyle]

Dave's definitely the weak link of the show right now.

He talks way too much when he's on mic...it's completely contrary to the laid back flow of the show.

[APortablePhone]

Just reposting my thoughts from the listening thread.

Can someone please tell me what the fuck about Dave and Roberto is funny?

I'd kill for a producer who is actually, you know, genuinely amusing rather than yet another one trying to be funny by being unfunny

That Dave is usually so awful that for some reason when Roberto comes out, it just hits some weird "silly" part of my brain where it's SO bad that it becomes funny. Also, his voice is more subdued. Would you rathar have Staples?

No, I'd rather have someone who is truly funny. Is that so much to ask?

I just don't find someone who is obviously not funny, playing up the fact that they aren't funny, and that somehow being misconstrued as humor.

[AnimalMother]

fuck east side dave. He stinks and I don't like him. His voice makes me want bite his face. Bennington cannot even make him funny. His fucking puppet skit made me want to puke.

[Hudson]

He is constantly Yelling into the mike like a retard getting a bj.
Has the mental capacity of a walnut....
I say... Grease Him!!Wow! a First! I was drunk and made cogent post!!!!
P.S. KILL HIM!!!!!!!!
ESD= Fred for the rest of the day

[Chester'sLiver]

Something that bothered me was that he ripped off Dane Cook with the naming his kids after Transformers. That is track 12 on the second cd of Retaliation if you want my source. That was the downfall of Harry besides him be a boring douche he was constantly ripping people off. The only thing ESD has going for him is that he was boring nad not funny before he was ripping people off.

[novalia]

i think he adds to the show and gives Ron something to play off.. Fez is still recovering it seems and ESD adds that extra bit of energy the show needs... he is fearless =)

[Death Metal Moe]

Bunch of fuckin' haters.

ESD RULES YOUR MOTHER!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

Why are you guys ruining my Anti-ESD thread. Believe it or not (I couldn't) there is a Pro ESD thread. I didn't post in there saying how much he stinks....which he does btw.

I love Ron and Fez and will listen no matter who is on, but ESD is just a horror show and is not needed. He tries to hard to be whacky guy and just comes off sounding like a jack-ass.

[novalia]

any pics of ESD?

[askewcore]

Sorry it's so big. Blame MikeyBoy, I lifted it from him...:action-sm

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7593/img05437ls.jpg

[novalia]

looks like a normal guy... now i hate him :p

[tourettesguy]

i love east side, roberto is fuckin hilarious

[Chester'sLiver]

i love east side, roberto is fuckin hilarious
Im sorry you must have clicked the wrong thread. This is the "ANTI" ESD thread. There is a "PRO" ESD thread where these comments fit better.
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ESD is a unfunny ass...just so this comment fits in the thread.

[dannyssack]

ESD Is ok im small, (very, very small) dosages. I love Ron & Fez and I believe they know what they're doing, but personally It's very hard not to just change the station when he comes on for (what I think is) too long. he's better heard than seen though. Yuk!

[dannyssack]

ESD Is ok in small, (very, very small) dosages. I love Ron & Fez and I believe they know what they're doing, but personally It's very hard not to just change the station when he comes on for (what I think is) too long. he's better heard than seen though. Yuk!

[Mahoney]

looks like a normal guy... now i hate him :p

Are you purposely trying to F with an alch with your profile pic? Please don't post pics with double vision - you are messing up my normal daily timing.

[Sprite]

Holy Shit Esd Is Radio Fucking Cancer - Get Him Off The Air Iiiiiiiiiimmmmmmeeeeeddddddddiiiiiiaaaaaaaatttttte eeeeellllllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck You East Side Dave!!!!!

[SOS]

I dislike it when he makes up facts.

[moldycheeze]

East-side dave is cool he fits into the show well and is so not funny that he actually is funny.....im actually a little dissapointed with Earl recently....I think Dave steals his thunder.

[Almondjoyaddict]

I liked ESD's energy in the beginning, but I think he kinda brings down the show a little bit. It's like he has a mental detour of the mind every f'in day.

[Deluxomatic]

I don't like Eastside Dave, but Ron can make him funny. Dave, of course, doesn't understand that he is playing foil, it's simply Ron's talent.

When I first started listening to R&F, I thought Earl played up his "character" to a degree, but on a day like today when he has an answer for his failing to do his job on Saturday, I want to throw up. What does he think his job is? Booking "D-List" guests from the same fucking booker and picking one song a day to start the show? He can't even move fast enough to bed "funny" music under a Ron bit and it always comes in as the bit is ending.

Ugh...sorry for the rant.

[Almondjoyaddict]

More Ronnie & Fezzie, less ESD, because it acts more like LSD, without the positive side effects.

[novalia]

any pics of his gf around?

[sodomybagel]

At first I didn't like Dave, but now I think he's funny. The whole master of puppets bit is interesting.

[Chester'sLiver]

At first I didn't like Dave, but now I think he's funny. The whole master of puppets bit is interesting.
But he has nothing to do with that (or so he says). And Ron is eve ngetting tired of him. ESD stinks.

[Slapdoodle]

ESD looks like he's cupping the puppet's balls. Now I kinda like him.




No homo.

[HumpX]

i think he adds to the show and gives Ron something to play off.. Fez is still recovering it seems and ESD adds that extra bit of energy the show needs... he is fearless =)

I agree Ron needs to find someone to bounce stuff off of but sorry, ESD....I just don't get it. If he made an appearance maybe twice per week I could hack it but I more often than not just shut the show off when he gets behind the mic.

[askewcore]

But he has nothing to do with that (or so he says). And Ron is eve ngetting tired of him. ESD stinks.

Ronnie definitly sounds like he's getting sick of that red-headed cockbag. Its hard to tell alot of times whether Ronnie is fucking around or not, but he seems like he's been actually annoyed at Dave lately.

[Kyle]

I think the guy brings less to the table than Harry.

I mean, if you think about it, Harry had:
-pants
-comedy challenge with Than
-being called a "lying sack of cunt" by Anthony,
-relationship tips from Harry's mom
-giving out his cell phone number over the air.

Dave, on the other hand has:
-Roberto
-Masterbation stories

And honestly, the best bit involving Roberto (this thing with Master of Puppets) has nothing to do with Dave.

It's amazing how things have turned out. Dave was walking into a "replacing David Lee Roth" type of situtation when he replaced Harry. And yet he's actually been worse so far.

[askewcore]

You forgot about the time Harry tore Billy Staples a new ass. That was the thing that got me to almost respect Harry a little, almost.

[Lil'JimmysMule]

To quote Lil'Jimmy he gets me so fucking mad I want to bite his back. I cant fucking stand that asshole.

[Carrr]

ESD should just die.

[rowdy]

today he pushed me over the edge. i hope Earl beats the shit out of him....

[Kyle]

I have a feeling tomorrow could be the demise of ESD if they go through with the power hour. It's just a disaster waiting to happen, but since it's ESD who'll take the fall, it should be fun.

[ern]

I am eagerly awaiting the power hour. If the banter on the show is true, he should easily be able to handle it, as they have said that he is a drinker.

If nothing else, Ron B. will definetly turn this into gold. Hell, I think he could make me funny too.

[askewcore]

I'm just happy they're having a drinking show again. Alcohol always makes the show funnier. Ron and Fez are great at fucking with drunks.

I have a feeling tomorrow could be the demise of ESD

We can pray Kyle, we can pray.

[westben2002]

i haaaaaaate east side dave....especially since yesterdays show when he blew up at earl....the guy didn't want to ruin the flow of the show...and the song would have killed it.....MORE BRONX JOHNNY

[bayzbol44]

I stopped listening to the show once ESD became part of the show. I know this has been said already...His voice is annoying and he is not funny at all. Ron and Fez do not need anyone like this to make them better. The show would be better w/o him.

[Footthing]

dave just annoys me. seems he tries way to hard for approval. earl on the other hand, getting on my nerve as well

[westben2002]

i also hate roberto thing.....someone should just shove their hand up east side dave's ass and use him like a puppet

no homo

[wet panties]

i cant stand dave. he just seems to have to always be "on". not as funny as he thinks he is and just seems to use alcohol as an excuse to be an even more dipshit. and i just dont get the roberto thing. at all.

[Hudson]

he should do as ESD meant in the 80's...EAT SHIT and DIE

[ern]

he should leave the show, and R&F should line up listeners to stone him as he leaves in shame.

It was embarrassing to hear him sing after he lost on friday. Any hope I had for him working out has been crushed, swept up, and disposed of in the garbage.