Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 131 04-10-2006

[Chester'sLiver]

Helllo Buddies
http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/WWE_Album/Images/ChristyHemme227.jpg

Miss Christy Hemme.

[NotYouStupid]

Hiya Buddays......

Oooooo 60/20 Homos... A 20 year old going down on a 60 yewar old... Thats good radio!!!

[BeezerBlanks]

hey budday!

mmmm 4 hrs of sleep and some leftover spaghetti for lunch, sounds like its time for Ron and Fez.:icon_mrgr

[Redding]

hey buddies

[Jigzaw]

Mornin Buddayz It's a happy happy Monday

[TonyBagels]

Helllo Buddies
http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/WWE_Album/Images/ChristyHemme227.jpg

Miss Christy Hemme.
HELLO THERE!

[Chester'sLiver]

O and A went pretty quick today. A lot of the show eaten up by interviews. <----------- not a complaint btw just an observation.

[silentbob8201]

so i guess Thomas Dolby is kind of pissed about the Kfed shite fest

[Redding]

O&A was great today, didnt take very long before Sterns retards try to get on O&A

nice new Red Hot Chili Peppers song

[Chester'sLiver]

so i guess Thomas Dolby is kind of pissed about the Kfed shite fest
"whaa" I have no idea what you are talking about.

[savethewave]

Morning, all.

Seemed like a "short" show.

I never was a big RHCP fan, but the really old songs are cool, like the "Mother's Milk" album and before.

[TonyBagels]

It did go fast. Another RHCP song about California? It is catchy though

[savethewave]

"whaa" I have no idea what you are talking about.

Kevin Federline sampled (stole) Dolby's "Blinded Me With Science" in his cRap song.

I'll bet K-fed is also blinded by reading, math, and decency, as well.

[Chester'sLiver]

Speaking of release.... Anyone hear anything on the release of the INNO or Helix?

[BeezerBlanks]

Interesting song, I'm kinda sick of RHCP though. I hear them too much i guess.

[Chester'sLiver]

Kevin Federline sampled (stole) Dolby's "Blinded Me With Science" in his cRap song.

I'll bet K-fed is also blinded by reading, math, and decency, as well.
Don't forget showering...:icon_mrgr

[Chester'sLiver]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No ESD.

[silentbob8201]

it wasnt Wyle E Coyote in the sheep dog cartoons. common misconception, oh well

[savethewave]

Don't forget showering...:icon_mrgr


True. And talent, dignity, good taste, wit, personality, etc.

[wetandstickyjim]

Morning, all.

Seemed like a "short" show.

I never was a big RHCP fan, but the really old songs are cool, like the "Mother's Milk" album and before.
Blood Sugar Sex Magic fucking rocks. Their drummer, Chad Smith, is a great dude. Saw him at the Modern Drummer festival 8 years ago and he gave a round of applause to all the parents in the audience for letting their kids play drums and dealing with the noise. Then he gave away his snare drum to some kid shose birthday it was and also trashed his endorsers for only giving thier shit away to musicians who already made it and can afford it.
Cool dude, love sharing that story.

[Chester'sLiver]

Random Hot Pic:
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/jessica_simpson_back_02.jpg

[Redding]

did anybody hear the rumor about when madisa got booted, supposedly they had to edit out someone yelling "get off he stage N*****"

[BeezerBlanks]

OOooOOoo I love Soledad!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Bring Dan Rather in for The View.

Hate that fucken show.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

OOooOOoo I love Soledad!

Isn't she the one that was on NYC WB morning show then went on to Good Morning America for a while before getting knocked up...if so she's realy cute.

[silentbob8201]

i hear the WHORE from Firefily is going to play Wonder Woman and well Joss even hints at it on the Serenity dvd

[TonyBagels]

Blood Sugar Sex Magic fucking rocks. Their drummer, Chad Smith, is a great dude. Saw him at the Modern Drummer festival 8 years ago and he gave a round of applause to all the parents in the audience for letting their kids play drums and dealing with the noise. Then he gave away his snare drum to some kid shose birthday it was and also trashed his endorsers for only giving thier shit away to musicians who already made it and can afford it.
Cool dude, love sharing that story.
that is a great story

[savethewave]

Blood Sugar Sex Magic fucking rocks. Their drummer, Chad Smith, is a great dude. Saw him at the Modern Drummer festival 8 years ago and he gave a round of applause to all the parents in the audience for letting their kids play drums and dealing with the noise. Then he gave away his snare drum to some kid shose birthday it was and also trashed his endorsers for only giving thier shit away to musicians who already made it and can afford it.
Cool dude, love sharing that story.

I will agree that "Blood Sugar Sex Magic" is a fine album, but I kind of got tired of it, because my radio station at the time played it to death.

I LOVE all of the middle-of-the-road cautious idiots who bought that CD thinking that all the RHCP's songs sounded like "The Bridge."

That is a very cool story, and it's very nice to hear of famous people acting like genuine human beings.

[RadioMercenary]

hey buddays

as far as wonder woman, i dont know the character, but lets go with jennifer garner for shits and giggles

[savethewave]

Too bad Lucy Lawless is a bit too old, and already is too well known for Xena.

Edit:

Wow. I posted this just as that guy called it in.

[LiddyRules]

Colbert loves Soledad.

"I just looked at a calendar and Lucy Lawless is 100."

I don't know who should play Wonder Woman. I'm sure Whedon would do good enough though.

[silentbob8201]

what i dont get about Wonder Woman is she can fly like Superman but also has a invisible plane you know what FUCK Wonder Woman

[BeezerBlanks]

mmmm Soledad
http://web.njit.edu/~ronkowit/Soledad/events/gown06cusm.jpg
http://web.njit.edu/%7Eronkowit/Soledad/magazines/people1.jpg
and she's had a few kids so she's got a little bit of "pinch" to her now.
http://web.njit.edu/%7Eronkowit/Soledad/screenshots/away/cnn_am49.jpg

[RadioMercenary]

what i dont get about Wonder Woman is she can fly like Superman but also has a invisible plane you know what FUCK Wonder Woman

wait she can fly? i thought she just had the plane, well you learn something new every day

[LiddyRules]

I really think Carmen Electra is overrated as far as looks go.

What about the whore in Firefly?

[Jigzaw]

what i dont get about Wonder Woman is she can fly like Superman but also has a invisible plane you know what FUCK Wonder Woman
In the oldern comics Wonder woman couldn't fly she needed the plane but they changed i in the 80's I believe so that she flew. Whom ever plays WW they gotta use the Camo with mohawk Wonder Women they started a couple years ago

[TonyBagels]

I like the golden lasso!

[silentbob8201]

In the director's commentary for Serenity,Joss Whedon strongly hints that Morena Baccarin is being considered for the role.

[RadioMercenary]

wait what? wow wonder woman sucks, what an awful concept

women are to comics just as they are to comedy, just awful

[mikek]

I love these inane discussions.

[Chester'sLiver]

I loved the family guy episode where Wonder Woman is flying in the invisible jet and Superman flys by. I am not typing the entire joke, but yeah it was good.

[silentbob8201]

In the oldern comics Wonder woman couldn't fly she needed the plane but they changed i in the 80's I believe so that she flew. Whom ever plays WW they gotta use the Camo with mohawk Wonder Women they started a couple years ago
she was also a bondage nut in the old comics too www.superdickery.com

[LiddyRules]

I really couldn't imagine a better start to a Monday than this.

I didn't know she was a bondage nut. Wonder Woman just went up my books.

[TonyBagels]

bottom line, hollywood can't come up with a good idea. So X-Men does good, they're gonna do an s-load of superheroes.

[TonyBagels]

mediocre ones at that

[Chester'sLiver]

I see this on IMDB.com Kate Beckinsale has won the part. It's official.

I think she fits the part pretty good.

[savethewave]

what i dont get about Wonder Woman is she can fly like Superman but also has a invisible plane you know what FUCK Wonder Woman

I think the explanation for that is that her flight speed was very limited, and she could not stay in the air for very long.

Now, however, she is almost on a par with Superman, except she cannot go out into space without a face mask, like Superman can. She is certainly a match for the new Supergirl (the one in the white t-shirt), and she can kick the new Superboy's ass (he's a Kryptonian/human clone).

[silentbob8201]

this reminds me of the story about when they were making Batman Begins in Chicago and some Drunk ran his car into the Batmobile thinking it was a UFO

[LiddyRules]

I see this on IMDB.com "Kate Beckinsale...."

I think she fits the part pretty good. Is it on the 'news' section or in the movie page. Because I don't trust the movie page.

"They're not paying the actors shit. They got this guy off the street."

Love that Ron just made an "Atom Man" reference.

[savethewave]

Kate Beckinsale might be interesting, but she really is kind of short. Wonder Woman in the comics is really tall. Isn't being a tall woman the whole point of being an Amazon?

[Chester'sLiver]

Is it on the 'news' section or in the movie page. Because I don't trust the movie page.
The movie page, I can't read the thread though because I forgot my password and I really don't care that much to have them e-mail it to me.

[silentbob8201]

what Ron is forgetting this movie Superman Returns had already spent 100 Million with out a frame of film um filmed because it was in preproduction for 9 years off and on. and Earl is forgetting Batman's deaf mute mechanic Earl

[RadioMercenary]

i like kate beckinsale, good call, i still probably wont watch it anyways

[BeezerBlanks]

The new Batman was fucking fantastic. I wish they would make that Batman/alien/predator movie. I think it was Dead End or something, it was on Ifilms a while back.

[LiddyRules]

"I don't know what we're doing. We had to put a nuclear generator in this cave under his house."

But I loved Batman and Batman Begins, have to split ways with Ron here.

I never liked Superman, I thought he was kind of a dick and he just had too many damned powers. Also, I hate America.

Still don't trust Beckinsale as Wonder Woman.

[savethewave]

I had time to kill, so a few years ago, I read the story arc where Diana lost her rights to be Wonder Woman to a redhead Amazon named Artemis. It wasn't bad writing, and Mike Deodato draws VERY sexy women.

[silentbob8201]

and the caller forgets the two jets that went after the Xplane in Xmen 2

[savethewave]

The Comic-book X-Men plane is supposedly an SR-71 Blackbird, modified with alien technology from the Shi'ar. It is supposedly radar-invisible, and has a cloaking device.

The latest Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner, is a graphic artist whose creations with the power ring are the coolest thing ever.

[TonyBagels]

Here's a novel idea, get some unknown chick to play her.

[mikek]

Here's a novel idea, get some unknown chick to play her.

:clap: :clap:

It would be MUCH cooler with an unknown.

[TonyBagels]

The Comic-book X-Men plane is supposedly an SR-71 Blackbird, modified with alien technology from the Shi'ar. It is supposedly radar-invisible, and has a cloaking device.

The latest Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner, is a graphic artist whose creations with the power ring are the coolest thing ever.
Wasn't an SR-71 close to radar invisible already? Just a random thought. But I was always a huge SR-71 fan, like the Cobra Raven.

[TonyBagels]

Here you go Chester!

[silentbob8201]

well Tony thats kind of what Joss Whedon wants to do and he's using old school Wonder Woman ie no flying just stupid inviso jet and and and he's getting rid of the Blue panties with the stars on em.

[Chester'sLiver]

He voice cuts through me and he just comes off as a know-nothing ass.

[wetandstickyjim]

Here's a novel idea, get some unknown chick to play her.
Hello exactly!

They should do that all the time. I'm so fucking tired of the Hollywood stars. Especially Tom Cruise. Enough. Die Tom.

[savethewave]

J. Michael Straczinsky (sp), the guy who wrote Babylon 5, and wrote Spider-Man for a while, is currently writing a series for Marvel Max (mature titles) called "Supreme Power," which is a very realistic treatment of people with superhuman Justice-League powers.

The Superman type, Hyperion, is raised by the government of the US, by "parents" that are paid CIA agents, on a movie set house, the Flash character, Blur, is a product spokesman whose suit is covered with produckt lables, the Green Latern version, Dr. Spectrum, is a black-ops soldier, and the Batman version, Nighthawk, is a Black billionaire, whose parents were killed by racists.

[savethewave]

Wasn't an SR-71 close to radar invisible already? Just a random thought. But I was always a huge SR-71 fan, like the Cobra Raven.

The SR-71 was never really radar-invisible, just incredibly fast. It's hard to believe that plane dates from 1958!

[LiddyRules]

The Punisher movie led to one of the only quotes made me laugh in an Aint-It-Cool-News talkback. "Firehydrant of doom"

[TonyBagels]

well Tony thats kind of what Joss Whedon wants to do and he's using old school Wonder Woman ie no flying just stupid inviso jet and and and he's getting rid of the Blue panties with the stars on em.
Wait, they're getting rid of the blue panties/one-piece? Forget it, I'm not going.

[TonyBagels]

The SR-71 was never really radar-invisible, just incredibly fast. It's hard to believe that plane dates from 1958!
For a very long time it was the fastest plane. It flew at very high altitudes though, right? It looks great on the Westside Highway

[silentbob8201]

Wait, they're getting rid of the blue panties/one-piece? Forget it, I'm not going.
well they havent ruled out the short skirt

[LiddyRules]

The only new comic book movie I want to see is Captain America and I want that to be the most jingoistic racist movie ever made. I want to see him fight Japs and the Japs are all cartoon looking slanty eyed big toothed zipperheads.

[TonyBagels]

J. Michael Straczinsky (sp), the guy who wrote Babylon 5, and wrote Spider-Man for a while, is currently writing a series for Marvel Max (mature titles) called "Supreme Power," which is a very realistic treatment of people with superhuman Justice-League powers.

The Superman type, Hyperion, is raised by the government of the US, by "parents" that are paid CIA agents, on a movie set house, the Flash character, Blur, is a product spokesman whose suit is covered with produckt lables, the Green Latern version, Dr. Spectrum, is a black-ops soldier, and the Batman version, Nighthawk, is a Black billionaire, whose parents were killed by racists.
A black billionaire!? Did he find the gold in Alabama!? DING-DING

[TonyBagels]

well they havent ruled out the short skirt
alright, maybe I'm back on board

[savethewave]

For a very long time it was the fastest plane. It flew at very high altitudes though, right? It looks great on the Westside Highway

There are all sorts of theories about the SR-71 being reverse-engineered from alien technology. They talk about it every now and again on the Coast to Coast AM show with George Noory and Art Bell.

I always thought that the Blackbird is still the fastest plane, with a classified top speed. I heard something about some new plane that can go 4,000 MPH, but I never read anything about it.

[TonyBagels]

there was no sex involved. Oral isn't sex. Mary is a technical virgin?!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Basically if Jesus was half human and half holy spirit then he was a molata mongrel class of Christ…both entities will be destroyed

[TonyBagels]

There are all sorts of theories about the SR-71 being reverse-engineered from alien technology. They talk about it every now and again on the Coast to Coast AM show with George Noory and Art Bell.

I always thought that the Blackbird is still the fastest plane, with a classified top speed. I heard something about some new plane that can go 4,000 MPH, but I never read anything about it.
let's see what the FAS says.. http://fas.org/man/index.html
the air page http://fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/index.html
the specific SR-71 page http://fas.org/irp/program/collect/sr-71.htm

this is a GREAT site

[savethewave]

A black billionaire!? Did he find the gold in Alabama!? DING-DING

You creep. The character, Kyle Richmond's parents supposedly inviested wisely in all kinds of companies like Coca Cola, IBM, Polaroid, etc, back when the stock was cheap, and taught their only son how to do the same.

[silentbob8201]

as a Catholic i say forget this crap about Mary being a virgin the rest of her life. and why is Sid Rosenberg teaching religion

[Jigzaw]

I havent been paying attn. to the new X-men movie coming out and I just saw the trailer on Saturday, and low and behold fucking Kelsey Grammer is Beast, Oh Good Lord!! (actually he should play a great blue genius)

[silentbob8201]

I havent been paying attn. to the new X-men movie coming out and I just saw the trailer on Saturday, and low and behold fucking Kelsey Grammer is Beast, Oh Good Lord!! (actually he should play a great blue genius)
well its funny you should mention the "oh Good lord" thing because he was cast as Beast that same week that happened at Disney Land

[LiddyRules]

Better day for Doug Flutie: That pass or "Hey Doug, good news and bad news. The good news is you already have helmets lying around..."

[savethewave]

as a Catholic i say forget this crap about Mary being a virgin the rest of her life. and why is Sid Rosenberg teaching religion


In the Mass, it says, "we ask blessed Mary, ever virgin, and all the angels and saints..."

So, it looks like the Catholic Church thinks that Joseph and Mary never had any sex.

[savethewave]

Better day for Doug Flutie: That pass or "Hey Doug, good news and bad news. The good news is you already have helmets lying around..."

That is hilarious, and a wonderfully mean-spirited dig at ALL photo-ruining genetic disasters.

[TonyBagels]

You creep. The character, Kyle Richmond's parents supposedly inviested wisely in all kinds of companies like Coca Cola, IBM, Polaroid, etc, back when the stock was cheap, and taught their only son how to do the same.
right, he invested in Cisco and Lucent and knew when to get out.

[savethewave]

there was no sex involved. Oral isn't sex. Mary is a technical virgin?!

I know a woman like this. She is in her late 20's, and still has never had vaginal sex. She does anal and oral all the time, though.

[TonyBagels]

as a Catholic i say forget this crap about Mary being a virgin the rest of her life. and why is Sid Rosenberg teaching religion
because he lost the sportsguy position and lost out on the Imus spot too!

[TonyBagels]

I know a woman like this. She is in her late 20's, and still has never had vaginal sex. She does anal and oral all the time, though.
Doesn't make her a bad person, does it?

[TonyBagels]

In the Mass, it says, "we ask blessed Mary, ever virgin, and all the angels and saints..."

So, it looks like the Catholic Church thinks that Joseph and Mary never had any sex.
So they did get married.

[Jigzaw]

WHAT a hundred years later this caller is a fucking tool! they were written about 10-20 yrs later

[RobeSoup&Tears]

In the Mass, it says, "we ask blessed Mary, ever virgin, and all the angels and saints..."

So, it looks like the Catholic Church thinks that Joseph and Mary never had any sex.

Yep...and the church says that the reason for a couple to get married is to have children?

So i guess Joesph was backed up big time...poor guy.

[silentbob8201]

the Easter Egg thing is actually Eastern Orthodox tradition dealing with Mary Mag and now my head hurts

[APortablePhone]

Always nice to hear the buddies talking about gnostic apocrypha.

My only religious texts are the Coptic Apocalypse of Paul, the First Apocalypse of James, and the Dialogue of the Saviour.

And my lord and savior? Touchdown Jesus, of course.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/touchdownJesus.jpg

[TonyBagels]

the Easter Egg thing is actually Eastern Orthodox tradition dealing with Mary Mag and now my head hurts
doesn't the egg signify the new birth thing. They stole Easter from the Pagans!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9130/mauryxmas3ly6cr.jpg

[silentbob8201]

doesn't the egg signify the new birth thing. They stole Easter from the Pagans!
yeah. basically. One tradition concerning Mary Magdalene says that following the death and resurrection of Jesus, she used her position to gain an invitation to a banquet given by Emperor Tiberius Caesar. When she met him, she held a plain egg in her hand and exclaimed "Christ is risen!" Caesar laughed, and said that Christ rising from the dead was as likely as the egg in her hand turning red while she held it. Before he finished speaking, the egg in her hand turned a bright red, and she continued proclaiming the Gospel to the entire imperial house.

[savethewave]

WHAT a hundred years later this caller is a fucking tool! they were written about 10-20 yrs later

Not at all. Luke is the most recent, written about 70 years after Jesus' death. The others average a little over 100 years later. The few Gospels that were written at the time of Christ, The Gospel of Mary Magdalene, and Thomas, were voted OUT of the Bible around AD 300 during the Council of Nicea, where the early Christian church tried to cement their power by voitng out contradictory and "unsafe" parts of Scripture.

The newly discovered, supposed Gospel of Judas is potentially interesting.

[APortablePhone]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9130/mauryxmas3ly6cr.jpg

There is a New Testament apocrypha book about Joseph called the History Of Joseph The Carpenter. In it, he had six children with a first wife (Judas, Justus, James, Simon, Assia, and Lydia) and when he was ninety his first wife died, so he married a twelve year old Mary. He died at the age of 111.

And still not as unbelievable as Batman.

[savethewave]

Doesn't make her a bad person, does it?

When I first met her in Philly, I told her that with her control issues, she would make a GREAT dominatrix. I wonder if she went down that path. She is the most extreme example of the "virgin whore" I have ever encountered.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Si se puede actually means 'Yes, It can'

[APortablePhone]

Big ups Bronx Johnny and Konnan.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/sticker_viva.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Viva la Raza = Live the Race...HUH?

The reason why these folks take crappy jobs is simple.

The shitty jobs they get here is 10 times better than the slave labor they would have in their home Country.

[Jigzaw]

Not at all. Luke is the most recent, written about 70 years after Jesus' death. The others average a little over 100 years later. The few Gospels that were written at the time of Christ, The Gospel of Mary Magdalene, and Thomas, were voted OUT of the Bible around AD 300 during the Council of Nicea, where the early Christian church tried to cement their power by voitng out contradictory and "unsafe" parts of Scripture.

The newly discovered, supposed Gospel of Judas is potentially interesting.
Ok then this is Howie math, if the apostles were aprrox 18-25 years old, the average life span was 55-60 years in those times, the apostles would have been 118-125, they say John lived the longest due to exile an the other apostles were martyd. Hoo Hoo I invented apostle longevity Robin

[savethewave]

Ok then this is Howie math, if the apostles were aprrox 18-25 years old, the average life span was 55-60 years in those times, the apostles would have been 118-125, they say John lived the longest due to exile an the other apostles were martyd. Hoo Hoo I invented apostle longevity Robin

The Bible is chock-full of Howie math, with one of Adam's kids, Methuselah, living to be over 900, and the most egredgious, the Earth being created in seven days.

The Apostles had nothing to do with the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Two of them had the same names as two of the Apostles, but the same-name thing is a coincidence. Honest.

[TonyBagels]

the uneductaed argument doesn't work for me. B/c my grandparents weren't educated when they came here.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The Bible is chock-full of Howie math...

This line alone made me laff and laff
:clap: :icon_lol:

[Chester'sLiver]

the uneductaed argument doesn't work for me. B/c my grandparents weren't educated when they came here.
60% are uneducated and 100% of those people listen to O and A.

[TonyBagels]

illegals aren't collecting welfare. How could they?

[Chester'sLiver]

I have to say, not a fan of the blowhard.

[TonyBagels]

60% are uneducated and 100% of those people listen to O and A.
and the other 40% wish the dope they listen to was as funny as O&A

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Right now I'm not too far off from City Hall.

I brought in my lunch today because of this protest mob of animals gathering from all parts of the city.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

illegals aren't collecting welfare. How could they?

You'd be surprised sir.

[TonyBagels]

And the contractor tahth won the bid to build the wall would hire illegals and fake the certified payrolls claiming that he's paying prevailing wages.

[Jigzaw]

The Bible is chock-full of Howie math, with one of Adam's kids, Methuselah, living to be over 900, and the most egredgious, the Earth being created in seven days.

The Apostles had nothing to do with the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Two of them had the same names as two of the Apostles, but the same-name thing is a coincidence. Honest.
True Luke was a Dr at the time of Paul and Matthew was a tax collector the time of Jesus and John was drinking coconut martinis while see some pretty far out futuristic visions. I don't know but the bible being full of Howie math made me chuckle pretty good. Methuselah wow you think he would have eaten a bullet if they had them at about 450 years!

[TonyBagels]

You'd be surprised sir.
if I was here illegally, I would be scared sh!tless to try to get welfare and wind up getting caught and deported.

[Jigzaw]

We have a ton of kids missing school today here all over Nevada, they dont fucking know whats going on only that Daddy and Mommy are bitching about 8 uncle Pedro's not being able to stay and wash dishes at Bob's Big Boy. Christ Almighty this frustrates me

[savethewave]

We live in a nation where 80% of all books sold are purchased by only 15% of the population, where 60% of people never read another book after high school, and 10% have NEVER read a book.

And 100% of savethewaves are tools for using statistics like this.

[savethewave]

True Luke was a Dr at the time of Paul and Matthew was a tax collector the time of Jesus and John was drinking coconut martinis while see some pretty far out futuristic visions. I don't know but the bible being full of Howie math made me chuckle pretty good. Methuselah wow you think he would have eaten a bullet if they had them at about 450 years!

It's not the same Matthew and John. The tax collector was one of the Apostles.

I love the bad math in th Bible.

[TonyBagels]

We live in a nation where 80% of all books sold are purchased by only 15% of the population, where 60% of people never read another book after high school, and 10% have NEVER read a book.

And 100% of savethewaves are tools for using statistics like this.
and 67.54% of save's percentages are made-up.

[Chester'sLiver]

if I was here illegally, I would be scared sh!tless to try to get welfare and wind up getting caught and deported.
yeah but if you got here once whats stopping you from doing it again.

[TonyBagels]

If there's immigration reform, my neighborhood would look awful. All overgrown and stuff.

[LiddyRules]

Ramooooon, statistics are for faggots.

[mikek]

If it wasn't for immigraation, we never would've had Tony Bagels (not YOUUUU.....)

[TonyBagels]

If it wasn't for immigraation, we never would've had Tony Bagels.
THat's right. And you couldn't enjoy an egg roll from the local Chinese restaurant. D'OH!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

if I was here illegally, I would be scared sh!tless to try to get welfare and wind up getting caught and deported.


I’d have to write so much but in short.

I teach in the Church I grew up in (St. Jerome in the South Bronx 138th Alexander Ave.).

That neighborhood has a big Mexican and other South American community.

I’ve made nicey nice with many of them and they tell me horror stories on their trek here and why.

Others have told me how they get by…amazing.

Some illegal aliens I know collect from NY, NJ and Conn. Food Card, W.I.C. & other assistants.

Some make money and send it back home and when they want to go visit their country they actually give themselves up and the U.S.A. sends them back on the government dime.

[LiddyRules]

THat's right. And you couldn't enjoy an egg roll from the local Chinese restaurant. D'OH! Well those Chinese restaurants are around to control us so the Chinks can take over. They're stealing our bodily fluids!!

[TonyBagels]

I’d have to write so much but in short.

I teach in the Church I grew up in (St. Jerome in the South Bronx 138th Alexander Ave.).

That neighborhood has a big Mexican and other South American community.

I’ve made nicey nice with many of them and they tell me horror stories on their trek here and why.

Others have told me how they get by…amazing.

Some illegal aliens I know collect from NY, NJ and Conn. Food Card and W.I.C. other assistants.

Some make money and send it back home and when they want to go visit their country they actually give themselves up and the U.S.A. sends them back on the government dime.


So what you're saying is they are more hard working then American citizens. And they know our system better too!

[TonyBagels]

Well those Chinese restaurants are around to control us so the Chinks can take over. They're stealing our bodily fluids!!
and poisoning us with their wonton

[Jigzaw]

Fezzie's alot of things but schocking mmmm... jury's still out

[LiddyRules]

I'd rather be Triple X than go to jail.

[silentbob8201]

can i just let it be known that Mediacom is the worst Cable company ever

[LiddyRules]

What moron thinks jailterms are dependent on the quality of your weed?

[Jigzaw]

What moron thinks jailterms are dependent on the quality of your weed?
The Warden?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So what you're saying is they are more hard working then American citizens. And they know our system better too!

Irish folks were the minority in the mid to late 1800’s but came here legally

Italians in the early 1900’s again…legally

Puerto Ricans in the mid 1900’s (West Side Story for example) legally due to American status of the island.

Dominicans started shooting up here in the late 70’s illegally

Now it’s the Mexicans and other South Americans….illegally.

The minorities that live in the poor neighborhoods for years have learned ways to milk the system i.e. Ol’ Dirty Scams.

Although there have been cut backs in hand outs there are still loop holes and the ones that have been here have taught them to the new illegals that come in.

[silentbob8201]

Fezzie's alot of things but schocking mmmm... jury's still out
Todd Hilliard sure has a shocking wrestling trivia memory so i guess um

[savethewave]

I feel bad for that "Caveman" guy's mom, but maybe she should just own up to him being a total waster of half her DNA, and let things go.

[TonyBagels]

Irish folks were the minority in the mid to late 1800’s but came here legally

Italians in the early 1900’s again…legally

Puerto Ricans in the mid 1900’s (West Side Story for example) legally due to American status of the island.

Dominicans started shooting up here in the late 70’s illegally

Now it’s the Mexicans and other South Americans….illegally.

The minorities that live in the poor neighborhoods for years have learned ways to milk the system i.e. Ol’ Dirty Scams.

Although there have been cut backs in hand outs there are still loop holes and the ones that have been here have taught them to the new illegals that come in.


Yeah, but wwhat I'm saying is that Americans don't work that hard at not working, and we're lazy.


Later all, I have to go hold a contractor's hand.

[LiddyRules]

I feel bad for that "Caveman" guy's mom, but maybe she should just own up to him being a total waster of half her DNA, and let things go. Listening to Cavemom made me realize that if they were around in the 1800s, they probably would be exactly the same people (minus the jail thing).

[NotYouStupid]

OK who wrote the nice things about the schwoogie???

[Chester'sLiver]

See you guys with your Positive ESD thread got us lumped in with the we like ESD thing. Which I want noting to do with.

[Jigzaw]

How about Dumb and fucking Dumberer

[silentbob8201]

arent those stupid dolls cheap atleast the kind "roberto" is

[Redding]

Its pretty bad when ESD makes me want harry back

miss sweatpants jokes

[LiddyRules]

This guy in the Tent also made this DWI-guy throw a football game b/w the inmates and the guards. I would hate seeing girls I knew from high school.

[Chester'sLiver]

I would hate seeing girls I knew from high school.
Not me because I saw the "hot" girl from high school, like the most popular and best looking. And she is now a pig. Chick never said a word to me in 4 years then at the bar runs up Ryan, Ryan, Ryan how are you? I didn't even know it was her. I had a good laugh.

[Redding]

Not me because I saw the "hot" girl from high school, like the most popular and best looking. And she is now a pig. Chick never said a word to me in 4 years then at the bar runs up Ryan, Ryan, Ryan how are you? I didn't even know it was her. I had a good laugh.

i love that, that always happens, so for kids still in school, look for the kinda average girl, shes most likely to be really hot when she gets out of high school, all the hot girls from my school are fat pigs now, and average girl is a one of the hottest strippers in my area

[savethewave]

Listening to Cavemom made me realize that if they were around in the 1800s, they probably would be exactly the same people (minus the jail thing).


Exactly. It really is scary.

Congrats on 3,000 posts, by the way.

[mikeyboy]

Jason Garfield juggling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWkoH67paWg&search=jason%20garfield%20)

[Chester'sLiver]

Holy Shit!
:icon_eek: :eekdroolA
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/christina_aguilera_explode.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Exactly. It really is scary.

Congrats on 3,000 posts, by the way. Now you can congratulate me.

Also, is "Puppet Mauling at the Radio Show" the long awaited sequel to "Murder at the Super Bowl?"

I really wish my 3,000th post could be more gooder. Oooooo it starts a new page!!

[Redding]

seems like the entire new york media is in sterns pocket

[Chester'sLiver]

Even better pic:
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/christina_aguilera_explode_03.jpg

Wow her husband scored big. At least she is getting hotter instead of going down hill like Brittney.

[Redding]

Holy Shit!
:icon_eek: :eekdroolA
http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/christina_aguilera_explode.jpg

i love christina, easily wins the battle with britney even before britney got ruined. also gotta respect the fact that she married a regular dude

BTW anymore christina pics would be appreciated

[Chester'sLiver]

I totally disagree. Pre-KFed Brittney was always hotter to me.

Miss Pre-KFed Brittney
and
Miss Dirty video Christina.

[Chester'sLiver]

I don't think Vito is dead, I think he is hiding out and he will get clipped.

[Redding]

i thought it was funny that ron asked earl instead of obviously asking roberto about the meat packing district. Fez of course would know nothing about that area

[Redding]

I totally disagree. Pre-KFed Brittney was always hotter to me.

Miss Pre-KFed Brittney
and
Miss Dirty video Christina.

i still liked christina back then, but it was a much closer, and hotter battle

[LiddyRules]

Loved Roberto's cover of the Pants joke

[Chester'sLiver]

great my feed just went out

[LiddyRules]

I LOVED LOVED LOVED LOVED CARNIVALE. Might be my favorite HBO show ever.

[Redding]

Loved Roberto's cover of the Pants joke

me too that was the only funny thing ESD has done