Raw thread 4/10/06

[Nimrod]

Divine Intervention

April 10, 2006

Last week on RAW, WWE Champion John Cena let his guard down long enough for Triple H to connect with a Pedigree. How will The Champ — and the crowd — respond when RAW emanates from Milwaukee? And fresh off the announcement of Backlash's Triple Threat Main Event, what will Triple H, John Cena and Edge do to ensure they have the advantage heading into the WWE Championship Match?
Shawn Michaels (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/shawnmichaels/) learned last week that he’d be teaming with God to face the McMahons at Backlash. Has a battered Mr. McMahon (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mrmcmahon/) lost his mind? And what will “The Showstopper” do now? Tune in to RAW (9/8 CT; USA Network) to find out.
RAW has new World Tag Team Champions: The Spirit Squad. In a major upset, Kenny and Mikey defeated Kane (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kane/) & Big Show (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/bigshow/). The former champs will get a rematch tonight on RAW. Can lightning strike twice for the Spirit Squad?
“The Nature Boy” was ambushed last week by two unknown commodities: newcomers Armando Alejando Estrada and the vicious Umaga. What will happen this week?
All this and much more on Monday Night RAW.



Matches announced:
World Tag Team Championship
Kenny and Mikey (c) vs Kane (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kane/) & Big Show (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/bigshow/)

[Kyle]

RAW really does suck these days. I'll watch out of habit, but I'm sure I won't like it.

And as much as I like the Vince booking God angle, there's almost no chance I'll order Backlash.

Smackdown, on the other hand, is awesome right now. They give you a couple really good matches each week, and they've just got the better talent on their roster. I look forward to watching my Tivo'd version of that on Saturdays a lot more than I do RAW each week at this point.

But nothing's as boring as TNA right now...they may put on good PPV matches, but Impact! is an atrocious show.

[Kid Brock]

I am going to pst now, since I will be too disappointed with Raw to post when it is done. Why does Rick Flair have to get squashed by Umaga (Jamal)?

[Skeet Slambone]

Raw is dreck right now. I watch out of habit and it takes about 30 minutes thanks to Tivo .

[Fatty_Pneumonia]

God is doink.

[Skeet Slambone]

Shawn Michaels partner is the Limo Driver. Eric Bischoff is going to reveal it.

[Kyle]

Shawn Michaels partner is the Limo Driver. Eric Bischoff is going to reveal it.

I thought it was a hummer...and that Easy E was one of 18 people driving it (and that's not counting the 6 or 7 fake Stings).

I actually thought before the PPV Vince would lead a coalition against God, then challenge God to a street fight, and then reveal that he was God all along.

[Kyle]

Lita's like Jacquline now...her body mass is 90% tits.

[Nimrod]

So this week we get Edge vs HHH and Cena as the main event. Can't they think of anything else?

HHH just nailed Conway in the face on Unlimited

[Fatty_Pneumonia]

she looks fucking great tho.

i'd still love to fuck her.

[Kyle]

Fuckin' A...RVD time.

We better see a Van Daminator with the briefcase.

[Kid Brock]

Gee I wonder if the handicap match will end with a HHH and Cena confrotation?

[Kyle]

lesbian alert!

[Nimrod]

Mickie dyed her hair blonde? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Big Dick Mcgee]

Ireallywish the spirit squad would die.

[Kyle]

I'm calling it here...Kane turns on the Big Show...time for him to get the super-heel horror movie push.

[Kyle]

explain to me why we can hear the voices in Kane's head

[Ploppy]

Because its in the script.

[Nimrod]

Kane chokeslams Show

[Fatty_Pneumonia]

holy shit. that took some balls.

i cannot believe he drank and spat the holy water.

bravo vkm bravo

[Kyle]

Hey it's the ol' nerve pinch Meng used to use

[TheLeakester]

Anyone else hate Carlito? Choke on that apple sissy!

[Big Dick Mcgee]

Anyone else hate Carlito? Choke on that apple sissy! I Like him he's a whole lot better then that no mic skills Masters.

[Big Dick Mcgee]

Chavo quit to join the alien rallys today.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, I like Carlito...it's almost like they're trying to force him to be a heel, but the crowd will keep cheering him

Mickie James makes me want to touch myself vigorously

[TheLeakester]

seems like im on my own with Carlito, oh well. I havent' watched raw in a VERY long time (almost 6-8 months to be exact). To my surprise i hear a very familiar voice of Joey Styles??? FanFUCKINGtastic! "OH MY GOD!"....ahhhhh i miss ECW

[Kyle]

oh wow, Mickie's ass was hanging out of her pants...nice white string thong.

[Big Dick Mcgee]

Mickie James has a lovely thong on.

[Kyle]

Wow, it's getting better....check out Trish's ass under that skirt!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I was just about to say that....sooooo, who managed to get a screencap of that kiss?

[Big Dick Mcgee]

I love women kissing.

[Kyle]

Trish looks a lot like Christy Hemme dressed like that.

[Kyle]

I've got it Tivo'd, I'll see what I can do.

[Fatty_Pneumonia]

trish needs to let those puppies breathe

[Ben's Bulge]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7004/33016ua2wb.jpg

[SteveSteele]

Best line of the night was Show telling one of those Spirit Squad douches that he's had women bigger than some of them. And I was waiting for the earth to open and swallow Vince. That was the most disrespectful thing done at a church since SFS. Bra-fucking-vo!!!

[Skeet Slambone]

I thought it was a hummer...and that Easy E was one of 18 people driving it (and that's not counting the 6 or 7 fake Stings).

I actually thought before the PPV Vince would lead a coalition against God, then challenge God to a street fight, and then reveal that he was God all along.

That's right it was a Hummer. Yet, you still knew what I was talking about. That shows what an abortion that was.