Suggestions for names of EastSide Dave's Children

[SOS]

What are your suggestions for EastSide Dave's Children?

The Only rule is it can't be a curse or negative word or a derivative of a curse or negative word.

[Hudson]

well you took al the fun out..but:
Luce (Male)
Frigga (Female)
REAL NAMES!!!!!!!!

[SOS]

Ren (Male)
Faz (Female)

[Terragen]

Some ideas:

Retard
Lamp
Fappy

[ScottEHello]

Chef.

[Death Metal Moe]

Translucent

[punchingmunchki]

with a last name like McDonald you gotta go with Ieatalotta

[ern]

OK, let's just assume that he can have kids (scary):

Roberto, Frenchy, Ronald, and Earl for boys names
and for girls I think the names should be victim, abused, and molested

[ern]

I also forgot to add a full name to the list -

Poor Genetics McDonald (if that is his last name) - Boy or Girl

[MobCounty]

I'll toss my hat in on Ronald too.

[WonkaVision]

Nigglet

[Dave Dumperman]

How about a symbol that translates to "At all costs, do not mate with me."

[DonTheTrucker]

Coat Hanger McDonald?

[Arythmetics]

Ayds

[Ack's Grl]

Since Translucent was already suggested: The Visible Boy/Girl

Or how about Sorry for a girl or Apology for a boy.

[chesters_liver]

Throw back to south park : Ginger... just like dave.

[Hudson]

Stacy Stillborn
Chrissy Cribdeath

[FellOffTheWagon]

Ol' pudding head
Daddy's Little Tax Break

[DonTheTrucker]

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