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Multiple Miggs
04-18-2006, 12:02 AM
If by "placenta", he means "throbbing, blood-engorged cock", then I believe him. http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/6182/blow25ab.gif
TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.
The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.
“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”
But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”
Link (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170680,00.html)
blackout-
04-18-2006, 12:09 AM
yea, waaii what?
NoSurviivors
04-18-2006, 12:11 AM
must get video....
Mother Shucker
04-18-2006, 12:14 AM
What a fucking nut.
Sinn Fein
04-18-2006, 12:26 AM
This fucker needs to go hang out with Darren Daulton. I just watched Real Sports w/ Bryant Gumbel. That dude is FUCKED UP in the head too.
CrazyMrPoopSex
04-18-2006, 12:31 AM
this article is from the SUN you shitheads
martianvirus
04-18-2006, 12:32 AM
this article is from the SUN you shitheads
That's what I was thinking. But then again they are right on with the Alien thing.:rolleyes:
Beeman99
04-18-2006, 12:56 AM
This sums up this wackjob perfectly.
http://homepage.mac.com/jdmajaris/Casually%20Doomed/C1122544664/E231630820/Media/Cruise%20Lauer.gif
Hudson
04-18-2006, 02:52 AM
I recall a show on tlc about a White Trash family where the mom saved the placenta of her daughter's birth and saved it until her 16th birthday party in the freezer. Prior to party, they made a pate' out of it, and consumed it.
So it is not out of the realm of plausibility.
Boston Funbags
04-18-2006, 03:28 AM
Alot of wacky cultures do weird shit with the placenta, and I guess Scientology is one of em.
JonBenetRamsey
04-18-2006, 07:16 AM
come on still born
Ballbuster1
04-18-2006, 07:24 AM
"The Sun"...........yeah, there's a credible source.:icon_roll
MJMANDALAY
04-18-2006, 07:51 AM
That's what I was thinking. But then again they are right on with the Alien thing.:rolleyes:
Yup The Sun is as reputable as the NY Post
Boston Funbags
04-18-2006, 09:43 AM
The Sun is as reputable as Ben Sparks.
fothermucker
04-18-2006, 10:00 AM
I recall a show on tlc about a White Trash family where the mom saved the placenta of her daughter's birth and saved it until her 16th birthday party in the freezer. Prior to party, they made a pate' out of it, and consumed it.
So it is not out of the realm of plausibility.
In between gags, the only thing that pops into my mind is violent liquidation of their entire dirt farming clan.
LilJimmyRbinson
04-18-2006, 10:42 AM
If by "placenta", he means "throbbing, blood-engorged cock", then I believe him. http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/6182/blow25ab.gif
What a nutjob.
Dude...WTF is that in your avatar?? It's distusting.
Earth2murf
04-18-2006, 01:30 PM
Why stop there Tom eat the baby before it starts to cry
d0uche_n0zzle
04-18-2006, 04:31 PM
I'm sure he will cover it in shit a swallow it whole.
Tom Cruise, SHITDICK.
Dopie Opie
04-18-2006, 04:33 PM
You know a little olive oil, some garlic and a dash of chopped basil.
PLUS NO CARBS
what a meal.
25133WhooOoAH
04-18-2006, 05:53 PM
they played this clip on stern today , fucking what a creep tom cruise is now
Smokezilla
04-18-2006, 06:16 PM
Of course, if you do eat it (the placenta), you should do it while it's still attached. . . :icon_wink
DeltaPin
04-18-2006, 06:20 PM
Katie Holmes' placenta...Hmmmmmmm
silentbob8201
04-18-2006, 07:28 PM
i wonder if he ate it? baby girl Suri hmmmmmmmmmm hopefully she has her mothers nose
d0uche_n0zzle
04-18-2006, 07:32 PM
Tom must be really disappointed in having another vagina in the house.
Jimmy's Dignity
04-18-2006, 07:34 PM
well truly...who wouldn't eat Katie Holmes' baby-wrapper?
LiddyRules
04-18-2006, 08:25 PM
Oh nos!! He ated the baby!!!
Can't wait for the MI3 DVD Extras.
agentjmw
04-18-2006, 09:52 PM
Viniie made a great sauce, but I thought he used too much placenta...
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