Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 135 04-18-2006

[NotYouStupid]

OK Let's try this agian....

[Redding]

heya buddies

[LiddyRules]

We're back!!! Was O+A new today/

[Redding]

We're back!!! Was O+A new today/

nope they had the day off, because they were gonna be stuck in boston, because of the marathon and everything, new R&F though

[LiddyRules]

In honor of Jesus.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hello folks.

That Pee Wee line "I say we let him go" was so stupid it was funny, I forgot that one.

[Redding]

Jim Carrol band - people who died

[ChimneyFish]

Morning, sirs.

[NotYouStupid]

Wow... only 4 days off and earl's music shits the bed.

[phillybri76]

Good tune.

Hiya buddies...

[LiddyRules]

And because no one started the tradition yet http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/7162/byfarthebestpicofannaihave3lf.jpg. I find her beautiful.

[NotYouStupid]

And because no one started the tradition yet http://annapaquinlvr.freehomepage.com/images/by_far_the_best_pic_of_anna_i_have.jpg. I find her beautiful.


Forbidden remote linking makes me hard...

[RadioMercenary]

hey buddays

[askewcore]

Forbidden remote linking makes me hard...

...fucker...you beat me to it.

Mornin Buddays. Great to have R&F back.

[LiddyRules]

Terry Zwigoff/Daniel Cloes? This show does get the most amazing guests. (I tried to fix the picture.)

[NotYouStupid]

...fucker...you beat me to it.

Mornin Buddays. Great to have R&F back.

:action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

[LiddyRules]

Does anyone think that half the people who reference Twanny Brawly on Ron and Fez only know about it from O+A?

And you know, if you're a stripper single mother of two, in my mind, you have no rights as it is. Whore.

[mikeybot]

We have our own association, the cops.

Mornin buddies.

[ChimneyFish]

What the hell is that girls name, Liddy????
I know it, but I can't remember.



Rogue

Anna Paquin. She is beautiful.

[LiddyRules]

Anna Paquin. I think she's incredibly attractive. She's more beautiful than hot but something about her.

[Chester'sLiver]

I love Rogue. Very busy today, but I stopped in to say HI...............Hi! :action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

This point has nothing to do with the whole DUKE thing but why don’t some people understand that although DNA evidence is extremely helpful for an indictment…people have been indicted before anyone ever knew what DNA was.

[Jigzaw]

God Liddy what a great innocent and if I might say Lovely pic to start the day, she's so molestable, and so white

[ChimneyFish]

Love Ronnys' coke logic.

[LiddyRules]

God Liddy what a great innocent and if I might say Lovely pic to start the day, she's so molestable, and so white If you notice I tend to go for the lovely, innocent pictures rather than the 'oh my god, it's so sexy' pics other people do.

Anyone ever think about how different this discussion would be if on O+A?

[RadioMercenary]

remember coke equals consent

[mikeybot]

Wow, this is brutal and funny

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Didn’t the boys mention once that Mike Tyson video tapes all of his victims so that they won’t claim later that it’s ****?

[askewcore]

Anyone ever think about how different this discussion would be if on O+A?

You mean Jimmy yelling about how if it was a white girl and black guys no one would say anything because we have a superiority complex? Or the callers making really obvious, un-needed racisit jokes?

[ChimneyFish]

You mean Jimmy yelling about how if it was a white girl and black guys no one would say anything because we have a superiority complex? Or the callers making really obvious, un-needed racisit jokes?


Exactly.
And I can't wait to hear Patrices' take on this.

[RadioMercenary]

If you notice I tend to go for the lovely, innocent pictures rather than the 'oh my god, it's so sexy' pics other people do.

Anyone ever think about how different this discussion would be if on O+A?

that's the way i play the game, i think the attractiveness of the person in question shouldn't need skimpy clothes and what not should be the focus, and i personally find those kinds of pictures more attractive.

that said, who's up for a game of **** ball?

[LiddyRules]

You can't **** your wife, there are laws about that. There's been laws about that since before women could vote.

Can a wife be *****? According to Wellesley Centers for Women: "Wife **** is the term used to describe sexual acts committed without a person's consent and/or against a person's will, when the perpetrator (attacker) is the woman's husband or ex-husband."

A husband may believe that marriage gives him the right to have sex how and when he wants it even if his wife is not in agreement. If he wants to have sex and she doesn't and he forces her through coersion, abuse, or intimidation to have sex, it is ****.

A wife may submit to her husband's demands for sex out of fear of physical harm to herself, or someone else, if she doesn't comply with his wishes. Women who have been emotionally abused when they have said "no" to sex may submit rather than suffer more abuse. A wife who has been forced or intimidated into having sex with her husband, or ex-husband, has been *****.

Intimidation can be a husband's threat that if she doesn't have sex with him he will find someone else who will or that he will divorce her. He may threaten to leave her if she refuses to perform a specific sex act on him or won't allow him to perform a specific sex act on her.

http://divorcesupport.about.com/od/abuseviolence/a/maritalrape.htm

[NotYouStupid]

You can't **** your wife, there are laws about that. There's been laws about that since before women could vote.

Women can vote??? Who let that happen???

[askewcore]

Women can vote??? Who let that happen???

God damn hippies.

[LiddyRules]

Women can vote??? Who let that happen???
Fucking liberals who, in an attempt to show up their parents, gave broads the right to vote because they feel so bad about themselves and their lives of privilege.

[RadioMercenary]

Women can vote??? Who let that happen???

gee, and I thought they weren't even allowed to leave the house. Who would have known?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Exactly.
And I can't wait to hear Patrices' take on this.
Gee...I wonder what his take will be?

I'd like someone, someday to make a case similar to this one to Patrice but switch the races...get his take on it...then tell him about the switch and see if he remands consistent.

[LiddyRules]

His take would be to **** the bitch, then teach her to shut up. That's the only way to handle the women.

[silentbob8201]

Patrice the Thinking Man's conspiracy theorist. UCK

[Redding]

what the fuck was that? he mentioned excitement video then goes and says that about earl what is that?

[Norton's Phlem]

That excitement video call was brutal cringe.


Hilarious!

[silentbob8201]

what the fuck was that? he mentioned excitement video then goes and says that about earl what is that?
Racism done by an idiot who doesnt get it? and by It i mean well you know

[ChimneyFish]

Gee...I wonder what his take will be?

I'd like someone, someday to make a case similar to this one to Patrice but switch the races...get his take on it...then tell him about the switch and see if he remands consistent.


He was in a somewhat similar situation.

[silentbob8201]

Ghost World the graphic novel and the movie pretty much two different things

[Jigzaw]

Ok off to meetings I leave you with my Fav Mariska
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9947/mariska018ta.jpg

[askewcore]

Was Bad Santa funny? I never got around to seeing it.

[LiddyRules]

Son of a cunt, now I need to buy a new Bad Santa DVD.

Earl might be a dumb ...... but he gets consistently more awesome guests than Ben, Rick or E-Rock ever did.

I already saw The New World. It was nice but nothing special.

[askewcore]

Earl might be a dumb ...... but he gets consistently more awesome guests than Ben, Rick or E-Rock ever did.

Most definitly. Although I think O&A might have something to do with that. R&F always treat their guests really well, and are usually prepared, as long as Earl doesnt fuck up the release date.

[LiddyRules]

I think another thing is that O+A tend to go for the more big name guests. The actors, the TV stars, the "fancy dancies" if you don't mind my saying. Ron and Fez aim for the more high profile guests for the Charlie Rose crowd which I find more interesting than hearing about the next big movie coming out.

I really should head to the theaters, maybe I'll do it today whilst there's no O+A. But I'll probably be too lazy.

[wetandstickyjim]

Was Bad Santa funny? I never got around to seeing it.
"Jesus Christ are you fucking with me?"

Yes, I found it funny.

Drunk Santa, black midget elf, fat dorky kid.

[askewcore]

GREAT! Baseball talk! Dave can embarass Yankee fans again....fucko.


Edit: See? First thing out of his mouth, "They'll choke like the Queens pussies they are."

Why cant he just admit the Mets have a really solid team this year and the division should be theirs to lose?

[LiddyRules]

Scary Movie 4 made 41 million this weekend. $41 million for that load of shit, and no I haven't seen it. Benchwarmers has made $35 million over the past 2 weeks. Failure to Launch $83 million in six weeks.

I really ought to head to theaters before the spring blockbusters start. And see some of the possibly three movies I'm interested in seeing. I hope American Dreamz get good reviews. I've already seen Sentinel every Monday for the past 5 years. I'm not going to see United93, not because I have anything against it but because I simply don't care.

I only want to see Poseidon to see the hiphop version of "The Morning After" by The Blackeyed Peas.

[askewcore]

Movies in general really just suck lately.

[ChimneyFish]

Wonder what that scene from Basic Instinct will smell like.

[askewcore]

Wonder what that scene from Basic Instinct will smell like.

The original would smell delcious and mouth-watering.

The new one, Bengay.

[LiddyRules]

I'm going through the IMDB list of upcoming flicks. There really isn't much coming out. I might want to see Art School Confidential, American Dreamz, only want to see MI3 for Hoffman which means download, X-Men 3, Superman Returns is a maybe, Scanner Darkly, and maybe a couple of others-- and that takes me to the end of July. Not a lot. And I wanted to see Slither, V for Vendetta and Thank you for Smoking and I doubt I'll end up seeing any of them in theaters.

"This hot date you're going on, are you taking her in a time machine?"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I remember when I was 11 and saw this GOD AWFUL movie called Polyester from John Waters.

When you gave in the movie ticket they gave you a rectangular card about 4’’ x 12’ with 10 circles that are meant to scratch and sniff when that particular number is shown on the screen.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082926/

[NotYouStupid]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: The original would smell delcious and mouth-watering.

The new one, Bengay.:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[LiddyRules]

I remember when I was 11 and saw this GOD AWFUL movie called Polyester from John Waters.

When you gave in the movie ticket they gave you a rectangular card about 4’’ x 12’ with 10 circles that are meant to scratch and sniff when that particular number is shown on the screen.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082926/ Oh shut up, at least then you were watching John Waters when he knew what to do. He didn't do it well but he knew what to do.

[NotYouStupid]

The only hand out at a theatre I ever got was a free nintendo power magazine when I went to see the wizard.

[ChimneyFish]

Wonder what the movie Blow would smell like????:icon_wink

[LiddyRules]

Wonder what the movie Blow would smell like????:icon_wink Heaven, except that everyone would end up leaving 10 minutes in. You can't sit in an uncomfortable chair for two hours and feel ok. You stay for like 5 minutes, go out, do some errands. Come back in after like 45 minutes, see Johnny Depp doing stuff, go back out. That being said, it would be the highest grossing movie of all time. People would be seeing it 5 fucking times a day.

MDB better than Crash but I didn't think it was anything spectacularrrr.

[ChimneyFish]

Heaven, except that everyone would end up leaving 10 minutes in. You can't sit in an uncomfortable chair for two hours and feel ok. You stay for like 5 minutes, go out, do some errands. Come back in after like 45 minutes, see Johnny Depp doing stuff, go back out. That being said, it would be the highest grossing movie of all time. People would be seeing it 5 fucking times a day.



You make some very good points, sir.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Oh shut up, at least then you were watching John Waters when he knew what to do. He didn't do it well but he knew what to do.

Dude I was 11...it was 1981.

I wanted to see Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

I was with my Aunt and Uncle for the week that summer and they didn't even touch me....Like ‘Lil Jimmy,I was a molestable cute little kid and I got no play.

I remember the #2 being a fart in that Polyester movie but they folled you into thinking it was like Apple Pie, flowers or something.

[NotYouStupid]

Fez would let anyone do him..

[RobeSoup&Tears]

How about getting pummeled by a Samsonite.

[LiddyRules]

How about getting pummeled by a Samsonite. What does Patrice have against Ron?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

What does Patrice have against Ron?

Hee Hee:icon_lol:

[silentbob8201]

last time i saw this guy was on my sisters Goonies DVD wait a tick did he just call Michael Jordan a Pedophile

[Chester'sLiver]

Who is the Iron Sheik talking about?

[ChimneyFish]

I totally forgot about the Killer Bees.

[askewcore]

Who is the Iron Sheik talking about?

Brian Blair, one half of the Killer B's.

That was such a great clip.

last time i saw this guy was on my sisters Goonies DVD wait a tick did he just call Michael Jordan a Pedophile

Iron Sheik was in Goonies?

[Melk]

What is the source of that clip?

[Chester'sLiver]

ESD sucks a fat dick. He is horrid. I hate try to be whacky guy.

[ChimneyFish]

Who is the Iron Sheik talking about?


The Killer Bees - B. Brian Blair & Jumpin Jim Brunzel


http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/954/098fg.jpg

[askewcore]

What is the source of that clip?

I dont really know, but I think he mentions the interviewers name a couple times early on.


Here's a pic of the Killer B's (Brian Blair the faggot punk gay is on the left)
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/50/killerbeesbbrianblairjumpingji.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Finally, the show kicks into rock gear.

[silentbob8201]

Iron Sheik was in Goonies?
he's in the epic shite fest Goonies R Good Enough video that is on the DVD

[LiddyRules]

"I really liked Shakespeare, Wordsworth, Longfellow, Joyce, other famous writing names."

[Redding]

ronnie, dont make fun of people with hairy necks, that hurt my feelings

[Redding]

ESD is like the HHH of this horrible poetry magazine

[Jigzaw]

Christ Almighty I come back to this horseshit. ESD Poetry more like Rosie O'Donnell pop up books man Fez needs to leash him in and have a bitch slap session and have him get his shit together (which it seems impossible)

[LiddyRules]

"Want some Whiskey" is only 5 lines away from "I don't know how to quit you."

[Jigzaw]

Miss fake laugh Fez

[Redding]

is ben there? i keep hearing someone laughing in the back ground

[burmart]

Christ Almighty I come back to this horseshit. ESD Poetry more like Rosie O'Donnell pop up books man Fez needs to leash him in and have a bitch slap session and have him get his shit together (which it seems impossible)


What are you talking about? This is hilarious.

[LiddyRules]

I'm enjoying it. This is like every crappy short story anyone ever wrote in high school. Dave's a great writer. He's making us feel the torture his character is imparting on the store clerk. A regular Marques.

[askewcore]

What are you talking about? This is hilarious.

It's hilarious because Ron is saving it. Dave should really be impaled on a fence.

[burmart]

It's hilarious because Ron is saving it. Dave should really be impaled on a fence.


Yeah, that's the joke. It's really bad.

[LiddyRules]

"Should I pry the child off or carry her with me?

Turn to page 5 if you want to get rid of the child.
Turn to page 7 if you want to keep her."

[burmart]

"Should I pry the child off or carry her with me?

Turn to page 5 if you want to get rid of the child.
Turn to page 7 if you want to keep her."


You pry the child off you and walk down a dark hallway and fall into a pit. You are dead.

The End.


God, Choose your own adventure books were great.

[askewcore]

Now he sounds like a kid toucher.

Yeah, that's the joke. It's really bad.

yeah, i get it. i just hate dave.

[ChimneyFish]

You pry the child off you and walk down a dark hallway and fall into a pit. You are dead.

The End.


God, Choose your own adventure books were great.


Damn I miss those.

[burmart]

Who's going to be the first to register the name "Stan Zenker?"

[LiddyRules]

There ain't nothing in Room 316.

[askewcore]

That was the worst call ever. First, I hate when people say "Bravo Sierra" and "Irish.....and more Irish" could have been the weakest joke ever.

[Jersey]

yeah... i just realized i am radio cancer. please car crash me of that weak ass call. i used to work with this dude in spring lake.

[Jersey]

That was the worst call ever. First, I hate when people say "Bravo Sierra" and "Irish.....and more Irish" could have been the weakest joke ever.

i bombed car crash me please

[LiddyRules]

"Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespeare and Stephen King are my three main writing heroes." One of those things are not like the others...

What I love about Dave is that I doubt he reads. He just chooses the most popular names he's heard a thousand times before to sound smart.

i used to work with this dude in spring lake. You worked with Dave? You are forgiven. For that bad call, for the bad delivery, hell if you've killed a motherfucker, you are forgiven.

[askewcore]

yeah... i just realized i am radio cancer. please car crash me of that weak ass call. i used to work with this dude in spring lake.

Ouch, way to make it real man. :action-sm

[Redding]

ramone calls stink

[silentbob8201]

"Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespeare and Stephen King are my three main writing heroes." One of those things are not like the others...

What I love about Dave is that I doubt he reads. He just chooses the most popular names he's heard a thousand times before to sound smart.i dont know i mean i think Shakespear might be as good as Stephen King if just tried alittle harder

[Jersey]

i know i'm not that funny when i'm put on the spot. But atleast i'm man enough to let you guys bash me, so you know how bad i really am

[LiddyRules]

i dont know i mean i think Shakespear might be as good as Stephen King if just tried alittle harder

Thee Horse and Buggy
Hast Become Imbued
With The Cursed Souls of the Damned!!

[Jersey]

You worked with Dave? You are forgiven. For that bad call, for the bad delivery, hell if you've killed a motherfucker, you are forgiven.

yup the warren hotel. now that you all see that i have no comedic talent, you won't have to worry about me trying to ride his coat tales. my talent comes in acting like a psycho path. yeah my delivery does sucks.

[ChimneyFish]

Thee Horse and Buggy
Hast Become Imbued
With The Cursed Souls of the Damned!!


I was thinking about reading Shakespeares "The Standeth".



Yeah, I know. It stunk.
Punching........
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/untitled.jpg

[askewcore]

i know i'm not that funny when i'm put on the spot. But atleast i'm man enough to let you guys bash me, so you know how bad i really am

Yeah, no one can give you shit about that. At least you took your bombing like a man. It pretty much makes up for bombing.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That SNL line from Ronnie had me laughing here looking silly.

[LiddyRules]

I was thinking about reading Shakespeares "The Standeth". Yeah, I know. It stunk.


You have to try man...

*Chorus chants "Plug Thine Up"*
Mother: You dirty girl!
It was demonic forces
That forced the evil red fluids
To fall from your purse.
You have sinned against the Lord
And for that you shalt be punished

[silentbob8201]

god i just tried watching Mission Impossible 2 last night ugh talk about mission impossible

[LiddyRules]

The difference between a good Cruise movie and a bad Cruise movie-- the director.

Kubrick, Stone, Anderson, Mann, Neil Jordan-- all great Cruise movies.
Everyone else, not so much. And I think Speilberg is over rated.

I don't know who the biggest star in the world now is. "None of the Kid N Play films."

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Clooney!!!

He's unwatchable. I love the smug riff that South Park took.

Cruise = Shit Dick

[silentbob8201]

Mazes and Monsters? wtf

[LiddyRules]

Mazes and Monsters? wtf Did he mean Legend?

As pretentious as it sounds I don't care about actors, I care more about writers/directors because they're the ones responsible for movies.

DaVinci code, one of the worst books I've ever read. I loved The Ladykillers.

[Jersey]

atleast i didn't bomb like these recent callers

[Redding]

wtf is with the ramone calls

[LiddyRules]

atleast i didn't bomb like these recent callers There's a difference between taking a bomb like a man and taking a bomb like a faggot.

Julia Roberts is the world's biggest female actress probably. And she's not attractive. Mel Gibson was a huge star but then he went crazy and now he's in Peru doing crazy shit.

[silentbob8201]

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