Slap Shot

[Fr. Dougal]

Coming on HBO Comedy right now.

"Trade me right fucking now!"

"Suzanne sucks pussy! She's a dyke. I know! I know! She's a lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!"

"You go to da box for 2 minutes by yourself an' you feel shame... then you get free."

"Shove that fucking stick in his face... let him know you're there.
Bleed all over him... let him know you're there."

"Ya oughta put some fuckin' Downy in these jerseys!"

[mikeybot]

"Puck go down bang, before the other guys. My arm go up. Play stop then start up again"

"Not Ogie Ogelthorpe?"

edit:
forgot, "I don't want no stinkin root beer"

[Southtown]

I'm Listening To The Fucking Song!!!

[FAZ8218]

Ref talking to the Hansons during the National Anthem...

Ref: I've got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya.
Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the fucking song!!!!

[FAZ8218]

beat me to it southtown!

[mikeybot]

"Dave's a killer!"
"Dave's a mess"

[Fr. Dougal]

"Puttin' on the foil!"

[roche]

Slap Shot is great. One of the few good sports comedies.

[kidconnor]

reggie dunlop to owner

"you know your kid looks like a fag to me. You better get remarried real soon or he's gonna be sucking someones cok"

[mikeybot]

"The fans are standing up to them. The hot dog vendors are standing up to them. And if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!"

[LAX]

Slap Shot is great. One of the few good sports comedies.

Other then maybe caddyshack...It is "the sports comedy"

[FANDICK]

I watched it the other night.

LOVE the old comedies.

[DrGonzoPA]

One of my top 5 movies of all time. THe areana they played at in johnstown looked exactly the same in the movie until a few years ago when they remodeled it. THe johnstown chiefs even wore they same uniform as the movie but they fucked up and changed them back around '95.

[LZMF1]

I'm Listening To The Fucking Song!!!my favorite line!

[thegreatgazoo]

I'm Listening To The Fucking Song!!!


Snyder: " I got my eye on the three of you guys. you pull one thing, your out of this game.
" Now I run a clean game here. If I have any trouble, I'll suspend .................................................. ......................."

[Arch Stanton]

Eddie Schorr old time Hockey...

Did I ever tell you about the guy that used to get a penalty on purpose just to sit in the penalty box and wouldn't you know it.....geh geh geh geh geh...

Coach used the Mind Fuck, He Fucked with his mind

[robinquivers]

"She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on."
or
"Hey, Hallorhan! You're wife's a lesbian"

classic movie

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

" Fuckin machine took my quarter....hey guys, look what I got"

"You gotta be kidding me, they brought their fuckin toy cars with them"



what a great fuckin movie

[agentjmw]

"She had nipples, hard as little rocks. Rubbed em right up against my suit."
"Here's to all that snatch in F L A"

[HellToupee]

You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again because he's going to wake up with someone's cock in his mouth.