Lil Jimmy's Tender Sentiments

[SOS]

What are some Tender Sentiments that lil Jimmy can add to his box?

[Stinky'sGhost]

Don't be blue, it's only a rash

[Bill Lehecka]

It's OK, it's only a fetus...

[Bill Lehecka]

There's nothing better that a nice, warm, cozy robe...

[Aolsux]

These Teddy Bear Blessings Cheer Cards seem right up Jimmys' alley.

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How about some massage oils and scented candles.

Perhaps some moisturizer cream?

[NotYouStupid]

She didn't just want the money. She really enjoyed spending time with you.

[AngryFetus]

"True affection is measured by how many times you circle the block."

[Stormrider666]

"Hey at least you're not Bob Kelly"

[gollybob]

Don't let a few crabs ruin our relationship.

[Bill Lehecka]

"Don't worry, Bonnie will leave him soon..."

[Three Hole Puncher]

Patrice will always let you in his car when, "It's cold out here."

[ISUCK]

Your HIV test came back negative

[AngryFetus]

"A happy host is a happy radio show...happy fans mean a crappy show!"

[DanzasGreasyHog]

"Smile. Somewhere someone just had a miscarriage."

[Lubriderm]

"I really have to use the bathroom before we get started. Is that a problem?"

[Capt.Hilarious]

"Smile. Somewhere someone just had a miscarriage."

Smile. Somewhere Francine just had another miscarriage in a toilet.

[LetsDoThisLucas]

Live life, one tranny at a time.

[AngryFetus]

"'Why did you sting me?', 'You knew I was a scorpion when you picked me up.'"
"When I'm depressed, I like to read a tender sentiment."
"Yellow discipline can straighten a fellow right out."
"a/s/l, please."
"Still waters run deep, so (Jimmy pulls his mic to his ass and blows one."
"Sometimes in stressful situations, I get nervous and it just leaks out."
"I don't count how many friends I have. I count how much money they have."

[AngryFetus]

"I prefer The Who over Black Sabbath."

"One time I was talking to my friend and he said 'hey,' and I said 'hey,' and he asked me if I knew a tender thought, so I started putting the words together in my mind and I told it to him, but he didn't like it because the FCC was listening, and it wouldn't have gone gold without it, right?"

"A bathtub full of burden's is worth two in a van in a lake."
"You see that? Two ....... just stole my truck. You gotta phone?"
"When women shiver and pull away, they aren't uninterested, they just need more money."
"Craigslist is a great way to find apartments and meet people."

[krunk]

i'd rather kiss you then stand in a sticker bush

[AngryFetus]

"Hey, I think I feel a few drops of rain on my head!"
"I'm going to go hang out with my friends Opie and Anthony the millionaires."
"Hey bbboys...I hooked up my tivo last weekend all by myself."

[Chimpo]

"When you feel down, remember the joys of Sickle Cell Anemia."

[NotYouStupid]

"At least your not wearing a robe"

[AngryFetus]

"karma karma karma karma karma chameileon."

[timmykidd2104]

You may not have been on LCS because of MTV, but Vos got on and he lost to Dat Phan.

[watsonnostaw]

Happiness is a 50+ year old female virgin holding your junk

[DrunkJoeNamath]

"An Adam's Apple just means there's more to love."

[AngryFetus]

"Pre op means oral only."
"GFE and I speak greek."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY!"

[WOWmagnet]

A 'big backed' girl usually has a deeper throat.

[coonass]

happiness is a stewed tomato dropped in the toilet

[Bill Lehecka]

Ben Gay is the lather of love...

[robertkeys]

talented handsome rich and cuddly...simply jim

[Angelfuck]

'Twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul
~Judy Garland

(what jimmy thinks to himself as the whore goes running out the door with his money)

[Bill Lehecka]

Jimmy, these for you!

[quixoticfan]

"A nice boat ride is cheaper than an abortion"

Love
SP from Modesto

[ReganFan71]

"I'd rather deal with my hand in a rat-trap than have you touch me."



Waiting for my Inno...

[DjcmSS]

"You wouldn't be Caddy Jimmy without me"

Love,

Your 3500 horsepower V6

[Ivebeentussled]

$50,000 is a mere bag of shells.

Happy birfday.

The 'N' in OnA stands for Norton (or something).

[The Hole]

"who needs tender sentiments when you have Boston on Fri. May 12, at the orpheum."

[Skinflute]

Even though she has a cock, there is still another hole to stick it in.

You are way bigger than Louie CK now.

The shit on your chest was at one time a juicy tasty steak.

[kid afrika]

"At least you're not black."

That's the only one required. Solves all problems.

[Lil' Doe]

tender sentiments are all over eatabullet.com or the Borgata May 13th

[Slow Bollards]

When times seem tough and you dont feel your keenest, always remember "wa-wa penis."

[TimHorton]

A little broth will make it all go away

[DliciusApendage]

You smell good, and we do like you.
Keep that strong, manly chin up.

[wherestincky?]

You...are a fancy man jim nordin, and you even got sweet tits too.

[funkyfinger]

Don't forget to love yourself." -Soren Kierkegaard

"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

[danny666]

I think anything with the word 'Goddess' in it would be cringy.


"You are a stew of brilliance in a bowl molded from fairy dust and lilacs."

Here's one from Helen Keller:

"It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation." Helen Keller

[opie's HOT]

When your coughing out your T-cells, just remember, your cute Lil' puggle loves you.

[AngryFetus]

"No sentiment here...just gaze upon your own alabaster skin."
"You can't get AIDS twice."
"Having an addiction to sex is not as bad as smoking pot."
"My parents by me clothes because they love me."
"My two best friends are millionaires."
"You can always find a faster coattail."
"Pugles like to lick your face because they love you."
"You are secure and strong enough to accept a log."
"Whenever you feel down, open up the funny papers."
"Draggin Waggin still cries himself to sleep after my mighty barrage."
"Every new syndicated city is another illegal sex market."

[Chimpo]

"Cleveland girls put out"

[Stig]

It's not stalking if you don't get caught.

[Ol' Gravyleg]

You aren't gay.








...are you?

[LetsDoThisLucas]

Suck Cocks

[Sandman9R]

The world frowns when you're not around.

(When Norton shook that can at the end of the show, it was quite possibly the funniest and sweetest li'l moment ever on O&A)

[CougarHunter]

"Lil Jimmy is teh win"

"Your luscious hog is hairless and lovely"

"You redden bottoms all nice and proper"

[Wally1985]

"you get an A+ in my book"

[FranksWildYears]

back to back and a belly to belly!

[SOS]

You are a really funny person.

[AngryFetus]

"Angelfuck is willing to blow people to get me more money."
"Someday I will be a millionaire."
"It's a matter of time before it is the Opie, Jimmy and Anthony show."
"Pussy is merely a trip to the ATM away."
"When I am not being uproarasly funny, I am Caddy Jimmy."
"People are not forgetting my gifts...they are just too big to be mailed."

[grail]

" I don't have a foot thing on my foot"
I won't get the walk-off music during my academy awards speech.

[SOS]

People like you just the way you are.
Your personality and your good looks make you a wonder catch.
Hot women want to be with you.

[Capt.Caveman]

the your a firm breatsed something line had me laughing for 10 minutes.jimmy for pres

[robinquivers]

When I'm down and feeling blue, I put on my robe and think of you

[Capt.Caveman]

who needs flowers when you can have golden showers

[NervousNelly]

you have 25,000 friends...on myspace :icon_eek:

[melvinlizard]

Thankyou for all the sickos you've spawned.
I just almost crashed my truck I was laughin' so hard at your posts... You guys are fuckin awesome... Punchin' ouCLICK

[ShaunC1000]

"Don't worry, craig's list will cheer you up!"

[WOWmagnet]

"That's for wastin' my time", means it's time for new glasses!