Erock's Humiliating Statements

[SOS]

What would be some Humilitating Statements?

[AngryFetus]

I missed the show, but I maybe can come up with some:

"Hey mom, why is this dress in daddy's size and not yours?"
"I did steal the newspaper that won me 100 grand."
"Hey, Than, you work much harder than I do!"
"Tippy Tom said I need a shower."
"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...banana phone."
"I'm a meaty breasted, bird vag lipped nothing....eehhhcchc"
"I don't mind that OnA took over my slot on free FM."
"I don't think that goatse guy was trying hard enough."


like this?

[AngryFetus]

"That guys cum tasted like raw cauliflower."
"So, Lady Di needed money, and I had it to give."
"RAAAAMMMMOOOOON, I like mayo because of its color and texture."
"So Anthony, you want to go for a beer after work?"

[gollybob]

So, let's plan on meeting at the car after the show.

[AngryFetus]

"THE CD IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!"
"Hello?, ya...Ben? ya...overslept again ya."
"Hi mom, your tits look nice today."
"Anyone want some fresh homemade hot wings?"

[D Dawg]

"I don't actually have a cock-that lump is malignant"

[krunk]

yell hawks are faggots while flapping his arms and.......oh wait...that already happened......

[AngryFetus]

"I'm the new star of Murderball 2!" (just kidding thats a reference to my other thread)

[AngryFetus]

"I had 'Lean on Me' cereal today."
"I just bought you dinner, now you have to fuck me in my ass."
"When I came to XM radio, Robin Quivers became the second luckiest broadcaster ever."
"Well, maybe hoohoo has a point about the ratings."
"Ya, order me a strawberry banana smoothie with extra mayo."
"Brokeback Mountain is my favorite movie and porno at the same time."
"Here's your change Anthony, I hope your eggs are right this time."
"Wait, Jimmy, let me wipe your hienie with this 'Wet One'."
"Compared to me, everyone has a Ben's Hog in thier pants."

[AngryFetus]

"Hey guys, let's go drinking in the village this weekend!"
"Hey, Pat from Moonachie, can you give me some advice about women?"
"Hey, Stalker Patty, can you give me some advice about women?"
"I took the oxy-powder and tried to fart quietly in church."
"I don't mind tranny hooker's because they are cheaper than the regular's."

[Sinn Fein]

They left me behind at the mall because my breath was worse than anyone else on the bus during the Homeless Shopping Spree.

[AngryFetus]

"I want to suck on my grandfather's cock."
"Gary Glitter just caught a bad break...everyone has child porn right guys?"
"I love women, but I can only get fat girls."
"I love the smell of Jimmy's farts, and I want the next one in my face."
"Hey Ant, you got a plunger in here?"
"I jerk off to the 'hot' videos on ogrish.com."
"I only like to go to eatabullet.com"

[AngryFetus]

"My favorite pair of panties is my red thong."
"My home phone number is: "
"I don't care who the pests are, I can control them."
"Please send all gay porn to erock@opieandanthony.com"

(State out loud how often you jerk off)

[PatFromMoonachie]

..."Hey, Pat from Moonachie, can you give me some advice about women?"..

You're being very Hurtful, sir! :(

[badcellphoneguy]

You're being very Hurtful, sir! :(


pat was doing a great job looking at the ladies on w57th in the Unofficial WOW van. Pat how was the one lady with the dog huh. Nice ass on her.

[AngryFetus]

You're being very Hurtful, sir! :(

lol im sorry pat...I love ya man...I should have used patty but you are the most memorable :)

[SOS]

food is my only friend

[krunk]

that's not mayo on my lip........

[Snapman]

"I only got the job because Opie likes making fun of me."
"Black Earl is better than me in every single way."
"People would rather get cancer than eat my chicken wings."
"Planned Parenthood was closed the day I was conceived."
"I should be President."

[HoustonSpreader]

Does this Walmart-sized jar of mayo make me look fat?
Annnnnnnnnnnnd, 34 packets. That's a new personal best!
I don't wear child-sized clothes unless they still smell like em.
Remember that time ya'll ate all of my chicken wings? That has made my life better.
Wire hangers scare me because they make me think of what should have been.
I wish Opie was my daddy. Then we could have all the "special" fun that my real daddy and me have.

[TEXAS TRUCKER]

"I DID brush my teeth."
"But Opie...I love you man. sob sob sniff sniff"
"What do you mean, thats your own special brand of mayo? "

[AngryFetus]

"Babies and puppies die everyday."
"Flowers smell good because they are mentruating."
"60% of airborn dust is in fact human skin."
"It's not just baby fat."
"A girl being intimidated by my greatness is not the same as her fearing for her life."
"I am reading this because I just screwed up in front of millions of people."

I heard the show, so are we putting negative sentiments in here as well?

[Devilock]

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

Said while standing in front of a mirror with his balls tucked in between his ass crack.

[Cunt Smasher]

Be nice to erock!He's really a good egg.Just the other night he got 2 blowjobs and gave me 1 of them!
Car crash???

[SOS]

I ain't packin'

[Premarital Sex]

"I wish Hulk Hogan would body slam me."

[AngryFetus]

I stole this one from a guy in the Intern statements thread. (Palerider4146)

"I am the top intern on the show."

[Quinn]

"I'll never be accepted to the show like Stinky was."

[mikeybot]

"You do bring something to the table"
"Mayonaise has a lot of good thigns in it"
"Your breath only smells bad most of the time"

[cigarsandscotch]

Train, say you prayers and eat your mayo, brother.
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme2/H4RDK0R3/hogan/HULKSTER.jpg

[Snapman]

"I bring something to the table, and that 'something' is shame."

[Hudson]

I fucked a "cougar" as an intern in Florida.

[FranksWildYears]

all that opie wants is sunshine and rainbows!