Ron and Fez Listening Thread Day 142 04-27-2006

[Chester'sLiver]

Hello Buddieesssss. Starting this up but got some work to go get done be back in a few.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/adriana_lima_friends_2_small.jpg

[Redding]

wow very nice...had to change back for R&F

[ChimneyFish]

Since I'm getting a red x on CLs' pic, morning, buddays.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/8.jpg

[mikek]

these guys love to interview chefs.

p.s. g'day buddayz

[askewcore]

these guys love to interview chefs.

And now I'm stahvin.

Good day buddays.

[APortablePhone]

Earl, we got any grilled pizzas?

[Chester'sLiver]

Helllo Budddiessss. Im back what did I miss?
This is the pic I posted before:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/adriana_lima_friends_2_small.jpg

[askewcore]

You just missed an interview with some chef dude. Now we should get some good food talk.

[APortablePhone]

What's the word? Thunderbird. How's it sold? Good and cold. What's the jive? Bird's alive. What's the price? Thirty twice.

MD 20/20 an Cisco are the best as far as cheap screw top bum wines go. Of course Cisco is basically liquid LSD.

Boone's Farm is only good to seduce 16 year olds, which is quite useful, but it certainly doesn't have enough alcohol in it for Earl.

[ChimneyFish]

Of course Cisco is basically liquid LSD.


Now I'm jonesin....

[Jigzaw]

Miss burning baby catching Fez from yesterday.
I wonder if the baby is already cooked can you put it on a marbled rye with kraut

[askewcore]

Am I the only guy who finds American Idol to be the worst fucking show in the history of TV? I dont understand how straight people watch this shit without the reward of getting laid.

Thank God Ronnie B is the greatest and is gonna move on.

Personally, I love the sports talk though. As long as shithead Dave doesnt chime in.

[mikek]

MD 20/20 an Cisco are the best as far as cheap screw top bum wines go. Of course Cisco is basically liquid LSD.


They still make Cisco? I used to get fucked up on that shit. :icon_eek:

[ChimneyFish]

Am I the only guy who finds American Idol to be the worst fucking show in the history of TV? I dont understand how straight people watch this shit without the reward of getting laid.


I honestly can't bring myself to watch it. Just awful.

[badcellphoneguy]

i have to goto Virgil's tonight for some BBQ

[Swede Boy]

So Ron does have psychic abbilities

[APortablePhone]

Now I'm jonesin....

Yeah, it's either LSD or just really low grade coke. It's brutal, brutal stuff. Cisco, pick it up today.

[Jigzaw]

Hate Idol talk, theres plenty of other reality shows to lambash. And it's ok by me if Mikee stays in studio

[Chester'sLiver]

Im not I stil hate ESD.

[mikek]

Am I the only guy who finds American Idol to be the worst fucking show in the history of TV?

I agree; it's horrendous. Although I'll walk in a few times while the wife is watching, just to keep the peace. Then it's back to Tivo'd Twilight Zone & South Park.

[badcellphoneguy]

the kid show was great. Mr. B rules

[Slapdoodle]

What's with the fucking new song lapse today? Did Earl knock off early last night and could bother to come up with a decent lead-in song? How about some new Pearl Jam or something? Christ.

[badcellphoneguy]

On the next House....Mikey Boy has a mysterious illness linked to a house in pinellas park florida.

[Chester'sLiver]

We love Bronx Johnny and hate the ESD. I also like the Earl he does good stuff.

[APortablePhone]

Did Earl knock off early last night and could bother to come up with a decent lead-in song?

They had to get to an interview right away, they didn't have much time with Mario.

HIRE
MIKEY
BOY

[badcellphoneguy]

Earl is great...just dont let him hang a picture.

[Slapdoodle]

Earl is tops, he works hard and is a great EP, but when he drops the ball we're looking at a train wreck in slow-mo.

[askewcore]

How about some new Pearl Jam or something? Christ.

I'd rather listen to a hacksaw going through my thigh then any Pearl Jam.

Earl is great...just dont let him hang a picture.

Or God forbid he needs to find a location for a sticker stop.

Or drive the getway car when they ruin the ending of Star Wars for uber-geeks.

[badcellphoneguy]

monsters in the midday/morning. are ok. nothing great.

[askewcore]

Crackhead preacher huh? I guess its no worse than child-fucking preists...

[APortablePhone]

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[askewcore]

I agree. If you gotta take someone from a messageboard Mikey Boy is a far superior choice over Shithead Dave. But I think he's got a real job, not just selling hot dogs like Dave and Staples' mom.

[ChimneyFish]

I agree. If you gotta take someone from a messageboard Mikey Boy is a far superior choice over Shithead Dave. But I think he's get a real job, not just selling hot dogs like Dave and Staples' mom.


I could swear they said he was a lawyer.

[askewcore]

If a cop didnt have a gun, he'd better have some mean fuckin fists, cause no one would give him any respect.

[Chester'sLiver]

Ok black woman are not attractive...sorry its just the truth. You get a few here or there but they are usually a milata mongreal kind of woman.

[Chester'sLiver]

White America does not accept a black man if he gets a white woman. We look at you and go "Man her father must be really dissappointed."

[askewcore]

Ok black woman are not attractive...sorry its just the truth. You get a few here or there but they are usually a milata mongreal kind of woman.

I agree with you for the most part, there's some really hot black chicks, but I think the mixed bitches are usually fuckin beautiful

White America does not accept a black man if he gets a white woman. We look at you and go "Man her father must be really dissappointed."

Truer words have never been spoken

[APortablePhone]

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[Slapdoodle]

I wonder is Earl uses the slang "Hot-lanta".

[askewcore]

Uh oh, stupid caller, Ron should have fun with this

[Chester'sLiver]

I agree with you for the most part, there's some really hot black chicks, but I think the mixed bitches are usually fuckin beautiful


The fact that you said some proves my point. I know there are a lot of ugly white woman but I see a lot more ugly black women.

[Chester'sLiver]

When do Ron and Fez talk about race?

[askewcore]

The fact that you said some proves my point. I know there are a lot of ugly white woman but I see a lot more ugly black women.

Yeah, I'm not disputin ya at all, the 100% black chicks who I think are really sexy are kinda few and far between, but some really are incredible, the only race I dont think I ever seen a chick I thought was hot from is Arab, but maybe thats just cause it's also the only race I actually have hatred towards.

[Slapdoodle]

When did Hawaii get the power to ordain priests?

[APortablePhone]

the only race I dont think I ever seen a chick I thought was hot from is Arab, but maybe thats just cause it's also the only race I actually have hatred towards.

White people are so scared of Arab people.

[askewcore]

While we're on the subject of hot black chicks, I submit this evidence to the court.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/3493/union120ms.jpg
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/2130/7b6gabrielleunion00310ey.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

Yeah I know Gabrielle Union but if she was standing there and then this piece of ass:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/elisha-cuthbert-3.jpg
is there and you had to choose, who you taking?

[APortablePhone]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/BlackEarl_Shrek_doll.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

APP what no Yankee hat?

[askewcore]

who you taking?

Honestly, I'd take Gabrielle Union, just because I've never popped a black chick, but you're right, the blonde chick is hotter. And she's the only black chick I think is incredibly hot. And she's probably got some white in her.

[Chester'sLiver]

And she's probably got some white in her.
Gabrielle Union was born on October 29, 1972 in Omaha, Nebraska

Her parents are Sylvester and Theresa Union.

yeah I would say so.

[askewcore]

Okay, you win. At least her dad is probably a fellow ginny.

But I'm sicilian so I guess I carry that gene too....fucking Moors.

[ChimneyFish]

Honestly, I'd take Gabrielle Union, just because I've never popped a black chick, but you're right, the blonde chick is hotter. And she's the only black chick I think is incredibly hot. And she's probably got some white in her.


I'll take Gabrielle. Can almost guarantee she's a better fuck.
And what in the world would cause you to think she has any white in her????

[APortablePhone]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/FESD07.jpg

And what in the world would cause you to think she has any white in her????

Racism.

[Wilmington WOW]

thats funny,
we kick he crap out of the hawaiians when they try to surf the rough Delaware beaches

[askewcore]

I'll take Gabrielle. Can almost guarantee she's a better fuck.
And what in the world would cause you to think she has any white in her????

Look at CL's post at the top of the page.

I originally said it because she's kinda light skinned for a black chick, though.

She's married to this upstanding looking fellow though.
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5543/43820er.jpg

He's a RB in the NFL, he's got 123 total yards since 1998. Real world beater.

[Chester'sLiver]

I'll take Gabrielle. Can almost guarantee she's a better fuck.
And what in the world would cause you to think she has any white in her????
Man I am taking Elish Cuthbert. Every one has thier own opinon ,but I ain't getting within 100 feet from either of them anyway.

[APortablePhone]

Drink a bottle of jamison and roll over on your infant

Just so you know fella...

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[ChimneyFish]

Look at CL's post at the top of the page.

I originally said it because she's kinda light skinned for a black chick, though.

She's married to this upstanding looking fellow though.
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5543/43820er.jpg

He's a RB in the NFL, he's got 123 total yards since 1998. Real world beater.


Gabrielle Union was born on October 29, 1972 in Omaha, Nebraska



Quote:
Her parents are Sylvester and Theresa Union.



So, there's no black people in Nebraska, and black guys can't be named Sylvester????

Anybody remember Sly and the Family Stone????
Know what Sly is short for????

[Chester'sLiver]

So, there's no black people in Nebraska, and black guys can't be named Sylvester????

Anybody remember Sly and the Family Stone????
Know what Sly is short for????
I was just joking.

[ChimneyFish]

Man I am taking Elish Cuthbert. Every one has thier own opinon ,but I ain't getting within 100 feet from either of them anyway.


Good point, sir.
Even though I like ladies of all different colors, if we're talking fantasy bitches, I'll be taking Rose McGowan. And she's got to be the whitest woman on Earth.

[ChimneyFish]

I was just joking.

I know, budday.:icon_wink

[askewcore]

Good point, sir.
Even though I like ladies of all different colors, if we're talking fantasy bitches, I'll be taking Rose McGowan. And she's got to be the whitest woman on Earth.

Yes she is. Is she still hot? I havent seen her since she had the dress with her ass hanging out at some awards show.

[Jigzaw]

I've banged 1 black chick in my life (this last Christmas time) Fucking awesome lay! I met her at a popular dance rock, hip-hop mix club. She had the average ebonics lingo smokin body nice and tight ass and pussy. Found out the next mornin she's a fucking Neurologist that was in Reno for classes and CE credits. I banged a Dr from Oakland CA. one of my greatest achievements (and yes we still talk every now and again). Can't wait till her next trip over the hill

[APortablePhone]

I'm not even remotely jealous. I wouldn't mind if my best gal gave another fella a hummer as long as I could lean over and give him a toot.

[ChimneyFish]

Yes she is. Is she still hot? I havent seen her since she had the dress with her ass hanging out at some awards show.


She's on "Charmed".(not that I watch)
But, yes, she's as hot as ever.

[askewcore]

I cant buy into East Side actually having friends to get jealous at him.

Eww, that shit Dave just said was the exact line in Club Dread, then the British dude goes, "Oh, give it a rest, It's a bloody Hallmark card."

I haaaaaaaate Dave

[ChimneyFish]

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

[askewcore]

Anyone got any pics of West Side, cause I cant imagine any chick letting Dave shove his translucent dick in them.

[APortablePhone]

Pitts and East Side Dave are both horrible insecure human beings.

What the hell is wrong with Claire?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/FESD08.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

Anyone got any pics of West Side, cause I cant imagine any chick letting Dave shove his translucent dick in them.
I have seen pics of her, she is not bad looking. She seems to be way out of ESD's league.

[askewcore]

She's not the same Claire as Crazy Claire right? Cause she was hot.

A bullfrog should be out of ESD's league.

[APortablePhone]

Now I finally know what Bill Murray whispered at the end of that film...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/APortablePhone/FESD09.jpg

[askewcore]

If a chick cheated on BX Johnny, she'd get cut right fast.

Oooh, Mel Brooks DVD collection. That was one hell of a winning cowbell.

[APortablePhone]

she'd get cut right fast.

This is why you only date cutters.

[KOP]

I could swear they said he was a lawyer.

He is.

[APortablePhone]

Will Ron ever say anything I disagree with?

I feel like Black Earl, only with a stronger stomach.

[ChimneyFish]

Will Ron ever say anything I disagree with?

I feel like Black Earl, only with a stronger stomach.


And a better feel of black culture.:icon_cool

[Chester'sLiver]

Myspace blows, you figure it was so big they make they site run a little faster. People send me messages on there and it takes me 30 mins to get them.

[ChimneyFish]

L-O-L!!!!
"You are filthy."

[Chester'sLiver]

Addiction spit it out stupid.

[silentbob8201]

oh boy
drunkards

[askewcore]

This guy sounds like he's addicted to qualoods (sp?)

[ChimneyFish]

I love how near the end of every show(at least when I'm on), we go into a thread coma.

[Chester'sLiver]

Quentine "Presented" that film.

[askewcore]

I love how near the end of every show(at least when I'm on), we go into a thread coma.

Yeah, I noticed that too.

Quentine "Presented" that film.

I enjoyed Hostel, I didnt like Hero much though and I think he did the same thing with that.

[Chester'sLiver]

Yeah, I noticed that too.



I enjoyed Hostel, I didnt like Hero much though and I think he did the same thing with that.
I thought Hostel was trying just to gross you out and it was not that great. I couldn't get passed the guy that played Harry in dumb and dumberer banging that hot chick. That movie was good for just massive tit shots though.

[askewcore]

Yeah, it was definitly just violent for the sake of being violent. But thats really all I look for in my horror movies. Some good quality gore.

[ChimneyFish]

Later, all.